So I met a girl...

[CK Sooner]

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t108/FDAMY/Virgin.jpg

[SoonerKnight]

I don't think he needs SicEm's help to find a reason to drink. :texan:

I know! Just another reason! :D

[setem]

What have I been missing out on here?

Anyone wanna catch me up on this?

Cliff's notes me!

[tommieharris91]

What have I been missing out on here?

Anyone wanna catch me up on this?

Cliff's notes me!

SicEm found a chica that kinda likes him. He made a relationship flow chart to plan out how this is gonna go. The rest of the board called it a big mistake. I stopped reading around #420 till now.

Read it yourself.

[setem]

FLOW CHART!

Even my fat *** know that is gayer than when gay came to gay town.

Just be your self bro and if she doesn't like that then she is not for you!

I met a girl a while back but I was having some kind of mental problems at the time. So I stopped talking to her, she was really nice too but she wore turtle necks all the time even though it was summer time. It was pretty weird!

[SicEmBaylor]

FLOW CHART!

Even my fat *** know that is gayer than when gay came to gay town.

Just be your self bro and if she doesn't like that then she is not for you!

I met a girl a while back but I was having some kind of mental problems at the time. So I stopped talking to her, she was really nice too but she wore turtle necks all the time even though it was summer time. It was pretty weird!

Here's the cliff notes:

I met a girl much younger.
She agreed to have coffee.
Coffee date went well.
I asked her to dinner next week and she said yes.
Tonight I walked her back to her dorm and kissed her hand goodnight.

[setem]

Here's the cliff notes:

I met a girl much younger.
She agreed to have coffee.
Coffee date went well.
I asked her to dinner next week and she said yes.
Tonight I walked her back to her dorm and kissed her hand goodnight.

YOU OLE DOG YOU!

This time a hand kiss...next time poop sex!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/gen3sooner/smilies/tmnt.gif

[CK Sooner]

YOU OLE DOG YOU!

This time a hand kiss...next time poop sex!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/gen3sooner/smilies/tmnt.gif

WTF!?

:D

[tommieharris91]

WTF!?

:D

This post should be on every page in this thread.

[olevetonahill]

Sic'em your going to drive Olevet to drink! :D

The Boy did that years ago ,:eek:

[Half a Hundred]

Here's the cliff notes:

I met a girl much younger.
She agreed to have coffee.
Coffee date went well.
I asked her to dinner next week and she said yes.
Tonight I walked her back to her dorm and kissed her hand goodnight.

Dude, a peck on the cheek is much more 20th Century

[CK Sooner]

The Boy did that years ago ,:eek:

Why did you put that comma there!?

[SicEmBaylor]

YOU OLE DOG YOU!

This time a hand kiss...next time poop sex!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/gen3sooner/smilies/tmnt.gif

Thanks. She's really adorable, sweet, intelligent, etc. I hope things work out. Every time I'm around her I become more crazy about her.

[SicEmBaylor]

Why did you put that comma there!?

Because OleVet told the SOB to go there and by God when OleVet speaks the commas listen.

[olevetonahill]

you think a smile and a wave is magic?

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-dog-pictures-doing-it-wrong-outside.jpg

That Pic Makes MY dick hurt .:eek:

[CK Sooner]

Thanks. She's really adorable, sweet, intelligent, etc. I hope things work out. Every time I'm around her I become more crazy about her.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk180/southerngirl_90/90-1.png

[setem]

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk180/southerngirl_90/90-1.png

Ahh Life-House what a terrible band!

[olevetonahill]

Why did you put that comma there!?

Cause everything Gotta be ****ing somewhere :mad: :cool:

[CK Sooner]

Ahh Life-House what a terrible band!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y57/kb7rky/stfu.gif

[CK Sooner]

Cause everything Gotta be ****ing somewhere :mad: :cool:

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u2/smluuvslm/sorry.jpg


(im kidding, its the only one i could find)

:D

[olevetonahill]

Ahh Life-House what a terrible band!

Like you Know any More about Gettin laid than sicem :rolleyes:

[CK Sooner]

Like you Know any More about Gettin laid than sicem :rolleyes:

I am the master at it....

[olevetonahill]

I am the master at it....

yup , you, Setem and Sicem are Masters alright .
Masterbaiters .:rolleyes:

[setem]

Like you Know any More about Gettin laid than sicem :rolleyes:

What the hell does getting laid have to do with Life-House?



EVERYTHING!

[SicEmBaylor]

I am a master of baiting people...
I bet there are a lot around here who would at least agree with that.

[SicEmBaylor]

What the hell does getting laid have to do with Life-House?



EVERYTHING!

Lifehouse sucks.

[CK Sooner]

yup , you, Setem and Sicem are Masters alright .
Masterbaiters .:rolleyes:

:D

[olevetonahill]

I'm hitting this on Friday night.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c201/tannerholmes/rtt.jpg

Hell when I was a Kid . WET dreams were in Black in white .:rolleyes:

[CK Sooner]

Hell when I was a Kid . WET dreams were in Black in white .:rolleyes:

Huh?

:D

[CK Sooner]

nm

[setem]

I'm hitting this on Friday night.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c201/tannerholmes/rtt.jpg

You are going to masturbate with a BK Value Meal?

[CK Sooner]

****, I could call someone right now to come over and get some ***** right now if I wanted.

:D

[CK Sooner]

You are going to masturbate with a BK Value Meal?

That's how he rolls.

;)

[setem]

CK do you love box more than I do?


I LOVE BOX!

I love some sweet axe wound!

CK I quoted the wrong one...

[CK Sooner]

CK do you love box more than I do?


I LOVE BOX!

I love some sweet axe wound!

Calling it an axe wound is ghey!

I love it more than anyone in the WORLD.

:D

[CK Sooner]

CK do you love box more than I do?


I LOVE BOX!

I love some sweet axe wound!

CK I quoted the wrong one...

Nope!!!!

[olevetonahill]

Yall get a room .

[CK Sooner]

You!

[CK Sooner]

Setem is getting dissed by a n00b.

He needs backup in the Football Forum A.S.A.P.

[olevetonahill]

Setem is getting dissed by a n00b.

He needs backup in the Football Forum A.S.A.P.

setem is a nOOb :rolleyes:

[CK Sooner]

setem is a nOOb :rolleyes:

True ;)

He just got called a dumb*** by a guy with 5 posts.

:P

[setem]

setem is a nOOb :rolleyes:

you know this name calling really hurts my feelings!


http://www.atlnightspots.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/519.jpg

[setem]

True ;)

He just got called a dumb*** by a guy with 5 posts.

:P

Dude has been a member for almost a year though and he zero posts before today!

[CK Sooner]

Did you turn him green Vet?

[SicEmBaylor]

You guys are screwing my thread up! You're sapping the energy out of the place, and I haven't even made it to the first big date yet!

[SicEmBaylor]

I just turned him red again. I actually have a pretty big spek hammer.

[tommieharris91]

****, I could call someone right now to come over and get some ***** right now if I wanted.

:D

So... why are you here again?

[CK Sooner]

So... why are you here again?

I'm tired.

:D

[tommieharris91]

You guys are screwing my thread up! You're sapping the energy out of the place, and I haven't even made it to the first big date yet!

Dude, just let her steal your V and get it over with. Better yet, find some fratties and buy some roofies from them.

[CK Sooner]

You guys are screwing my thread up! You're sapping the energy out of the place, and I haven't even made it to the first big date yet!

Sorry, we didn't kinda steal your thread.

You can have it back now.

:D

[setem]

I just turned him red again. I actually have a pretty big hammer.

No need to brag bro!

Sorry for taking away from the thread...

I am glad you found a goodern!

[Blue]

I am a master of baiting people...
I bet there are a lot around here who would at least agree with that.

You're a master - attention whore. Get over yourself.

[SicEmBaylor]

You're a master - attention whore. Get over yourself.

:rolleyes:

[Blue]

:rolleyes:

And you look over your threads!

You'll never be for real. At least I hope not.

[Blue]

I just turned him red again. I actually have a pretty big spek hammer.


And mines bigger than yours. I'll neg you to O-Bolivia. D-head.

[SicEmBaylor]

I think you have some serious issues. As for the fag comment, consider yourself reported.

[Blue]

I think you have some serious issues. As for the fag comment, consider yourself reported.

F-A-G? What? If anyone in all the message boards have issues, it's you. Watch, "Its Always Sunny" or "Arrested Development."


Sicem is a F-A-G. I think you'll agree...Too bad you get off on that fact...

[SoonerJack]

Come on, other than well, your ****, don't you have something interesting at your house you can show her? If so, talk about that. Then, you have an excuse to get her to your house.

OOh OOH. I know this one.

SKETCHES.

Invite her up to see your sketches. You do have some sketches, right?

[frankensooner]

Absolutely none of sicem's actions sounds anything like my college experience.



Best of luck anyway. Maybe she is eating it all up. It sounds like too much work.

[Lott's Bandana]

you think a smile and a wave is magic?

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-dog-pictures-doing-it-wrong-outside.jpg

PG! Where did you get that beautiful sillllllly animal? I have one of those and she is a clown....


http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/3659/wrinkleheadra0.jpg (http://www.imagehosting.com/)

[soonerboomer93]

Oh, yes. Please. Give US lessons on dating. :rolleyes:

Oh come on, sic'em been dating his hand for a long, long time

maybe his hand likes to be kissed as a prep

[soonerboomer93]

****, I could call someone right now to come over and get some ***** right now if I wanted.

:D

so one of your friends has a litter of kittens they want to get rid of?

[Lott's Bandana]

Thanks. She's really adorable, sweet, intelligent, etc. I hope things work out. Every time I'm around her I become more crazy about her.

This thread continues to be excruciatingly worthless without pics. (not of her hand)

Mainly because I want to see what OV considers to be a "6"!

[soonerboomer93]

when i read this thread, why do I feel like I'm watching one of them teen angst movies about the high school kids trying to accomplish getting laid or dating the ****in hot girl

the guys who don't have a clue, so all they do is lame ****

but somehow, because the girl already actually liked them, it works out in the end

[dolemitesooner]

I walked her back to her dorm tonight. I stopped at the door to the building, and I reached out to take her hand. She reached out as well, so I gently kissed her hand. She smiled and looked up at me, so I think it played VERY WELL. She turned back and waved when she was half-way through the door.

I'm telling you people -- a sweet kiss to the hand is magic.Haha yeah for a friend or a girl who wants to be with a toll box and cant get better

[frankensooner]

http://www.stinalisa.com/MarilynMonroe.html.

[Collier11]

I'm telling you people -- a sweet kiss to the hand is magic.

How the hell would you know ;) Seriously, kiss on the cheek or atleast a hug so your boner can touch her bellybutton


I believe that is called hitting a walkoff home run.

depends on if he makes past the 1st inning, it could end up being a pop out to the catcher...very disappointing


FLOW CHART!

she was really nice too but she wore turtle necks all the time even though it was summer time. It was pretty weird!

Sounds like your type


I'm hitting this on Friday night.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c201/tannerholmes/rtt.jpg

Is that one 15 or 16?


True ;)

He just got called a dumb*** by a guy with 5 posts.

:P

Smart guy :D


This thread continues to be excruciatingly worthless without pics. (not of her hand)

Mainly because I want to see what OV considers to be a "6"!

do you really want pics involving sicem and his hand..er, date?

[BigRedJed]

Those threads were about SicEmEx though (except for Branson girl) and the whole situation was a downward spiral. This is a new girl and hopefully it'll be an upward spiral...
http://desafinacion.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/369px-chicago_spire.jpg

[Sooner04]

I'm hitting this on Friday night.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c201/tannerholmes/rtt.jpg
You're averaging over ten posts a day on a message board. You ain't hitting nothing but your right hand Friday night.

[StoopTroup]

I'm hitting this on Friday night.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c201/tannerholmes/rtt.jpg

I've had a BK Broiler...

They ain't that special...

BTW...

You ought to ask that girl out instead of having teh secs with a hamburger.

[Collier11]

I've had a BK Broiler...

They ain't that special...

BTW...

You ought to ask that girl out instead of having teh secs with a hamburger.

Take this advice and run with it!

[soonerboomer93]

You're averaging over ten posts a day on a message board. You ain't hitting nothing but your right hand Friday night.

i'm under 5

does this mean i can get something on friday night?

:texan:

[NYC Poke]

You don't know these security guards. They are absolute tyrants and follow Baylor policy TO-THE-LETTER. I could sit here and tell you horror stories all night, but these guys have seen and heard it all. They don't let you get by with ****. I don't know where Baylor finds them but they're tyrants to the man.

Yes, I could have asked her to come home with me but asking her to sleep with me after only one mini-date and a walk home seems a bit tacky to me.


That's not what you ask. You just let her know that you TIVOed the season finale of Project Runway (how safe and non-threatening is that?) and ask if she'd like to come over and watch it.

[Lott's Bandana]

17, I am 18.

Warning:

I know a dude in Cali that hit a 17yo on his 18th bday...got hauled in by the 'rents and slapped with a Stat Rape charge....it stuck and now he is on a sex offender list...

True story...sad, but true.

-mebbe you ought to delete a few posts there, m'man.-

[NYC Poke]

Age of consent in Oklahoma is 16, IIRC.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

That's not what you ask. You just let her know that you TIVOed the season finale of Project Runway (how safe and non-threatening is that?) and ask if she'd like to come over and watch it.

Movie + Large popcorn bucket + hole in the bottom = VICTORY

Have some manbuttered popcorn, baby!

[CK Sooner]

Warning:

I know a dude in Cali that hit a 17yo on his 18th bday...got hauled in by the 'rents and slapped with a Stat Rape charge....it stuck and now he is on a sex offender list...

True story...sad, but true.

-mebbe you ought to delete a few posts there, m'man.-

I only had to delete one.

[badger]

Dear message board d00ds seeking anything female,

Please stop playing hard to get or whatever and just make the call, go in for the kiss or whatever.

As funny as this all is to read, it's also kind of sad.

Go 4 IT!

[StoopTroup]

Badger...

We're deep thinkers. :D

http://ferdyonfilms.com/GONY%201.jpg

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Badger's smart. Listen to her.

Go straight for the boob. Then lick the side of her face while growling like a mean dog. As she pulls away from grabbing her boob, stick your finger right in her butt.

You're a lock for hawt nook then.

[dolemitesooner]

Badger's smart. Listen to her.

Go straight for the boob. Then lick the side of her face while growling like a mean dog. As she pulls away from grabbing her boob, stick your finger right in her butt.

You're a lock for hawt nook then.:eek: :eek:

[soonerboomer93]

That's not what you ask. You just let her know that you TIVOed the season finale of Project Runway (how ghey is that?) and ask if she'd like to come over and watch it.

fixed

[soonerboomer93]

Badger's smart. Listen to her.

Go straight for the boob. Then lick the side of her face while growling like a mean dog. As she pulls away from grabbing her boob, stick your finger right in her butt.

You're a lock for hawt nook then.

you're spending too much time with aggies


just sayin

[LosAngelesSooner]

Warning:

I know a dude in Cali that hit a 17yo on his 18th bday...got hauled in by the 'rents and slapped with a Stat Rape charge....it stuck and now he is on a sex offender list...

True story...sad, but true.

-mebbe you ought to delete a few posts there, m'man.-Uhm....age of consent out here is 16 if the guy is under 21. :O

So, your story can't be true, or your friend lied to you about the facts. :eek:

[badger]

:rolleyes: Boys... :rolleyes:

Seriously though - the guys out there seeking love here are overthinking and everyone giving advice are over... everything. Overposting, over-advising, overkill!!!

Just follow your heart, man. All established rules, like "wait three days to call" and "no means yes and yes means twice" are just designed to make message board LOL in your direction.

Don't be LULZingstock of SF.com. phallow teh hart.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Badger, you was doing SO good, then you just fell off the rails.

My advice to you, Sic'em. Start drinking heavily.

*crushes beer can on head*

[BigRedJed]

Seriously though, if I were the parents of a girl whose photo was plastered on a message board by a guy who claimed he was "hitting it," I'd be pissed even if she was 30.

Similarly, though I'm not a girl and can't be totally sure, I suspect that if I WAS a girl and I found out through friends or family -- who ran across it while checking looking for news and discussion on their favorite college football team -- that the guy I was going out with (or was thinking of going out with) was plastering my photo all over a message board and claimed that he was "hitting it" or was going to be "hitting it"... ...there would be no hitting it.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Yup.

The Fountain of Hittage (tm) would officially run dry.

[IB4OU2]

Seriously though, if I were the parents of a girl whose photo was plastered on a message board by a guy who claimed he was "hitting it," I'd be pissed even if she was 30.

Similarly, though I'm not a girl and can't be totally sure, I suspect that if I WAS a girl and I found out through friends or family -- who ran across it while checking looking for news and discussion on their favorite college football team -- that the guy I was going out with (or was thinking of going out with) was plastering my photo all over a message board and claimed that he was "hitting it" or was going to be "hitting it"... ...there would be no hitting it.

Another reason dads own shotguns.

[NYC Poke]

fixed


Chicks dig ghey stuff.

[NYC Poke]

Seriously though, if I were the parents of a girl whose photo was plastered on a message board by a guy who claimed he was "hitting it," I'd be pissed even if she was 30.

Similarly, though I'm not a girl and can't be totally sure, I suspect that if I WAS a girl and I found out through friends or family -- who ran across it while checking looking for news and discussion on their favorite college football team -- that the guy I was going out with (or was thinking of going out with) was plastering my photo all over a message board and claimed that he was "hitting it" or was going to be "hitting it"... ...there would be no hitting it.

That depends on your definition of "it."

[CK Sooner]

Badger's smart. Listen to her.

Go straight for the boob. Then lick the side of her face while growling like a mean dog. As she pulls away from grabbing her boob, stick your finger right in her butt.

You're a lock for hawt nook then.

Don't do it SicEm!

[SicEmBaylor]

This thread continues to be excruciatingly worthless without pics. (not of her hand)

Mainly because I want to see what OV considers to be a "6"!

OV wasn't being generous enough.

[CK Sooner]

She's a 7 in my book.

:D

[SoonerJack]

Yup.

The Fountain of Hittage (tm) would officially run dry.

classic, Fireman, classic.

I am officially resigning from this thread until Sicem starts a new thread declaring that 1st base has been reached.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Just imagine if they get married, they can post this thread in their wedding album ;)

[CK Sooner]

Just imagine if they get married, they can post this thread in their wedding album ;)

That would be Classic.

:D

[NYC Poke]

Just imagine if they get married, they can post this thread in their wedding album ;)

"You may now kiss the bride's hand."

[SicEmBaylor]

If she were to find out about this thread then I'm pretty sure I'd just crawl under a rock and die.

[CK Sooner]

So how many years is the age difference SicEm?

[Lott's Bandana]

Uhm....age of consent out here is 16 if the guy is under 21. :O

So, your story can't be true, or your friend lied to you about the facts. :eek:

Since I sat next to the guy's mother in the Sutter County Courthouse courtroom...no lying done. I wish tho.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Well the way the economy is looking, that may be your only option anyway

[tulsaoilerfan]

If she were to find out about this thread then I'm pretty sure I'd just crawl under a rock and die.

Someone needs to send her a link on her facebook page. :D

[tulsaoilerfan]

This thread needs to be rated about 10 stars; 5 don't do it justice

[CK Sooner]

That would be the worst thing ever!

[RacerX]

Seriously though, if I were the parents of a girl whose photo was plastered on a message board by a guy who claimed he was "hitting it," I'd be pissed even if she was 30.

Similarly, though I'm not a girl and can't be totally sure, I suspect that if I WAS a girl and I found out through friends or family -- who ran across it while checking looking for news and discussion on their favorite college football team -- that the guy I was going out with (or was thinking of going out with) was plastering my photo all over a message board and claimed that he was "hitting it" or was going to be "hitting it"... ...there would be no hitting it.

If I was her dad I'd be loadin' a shotgun and choosing a gravesite.

[CK Sooner]

Someone needs to send her a link on her facebook page. :D

SicEm was to smart to tell us.

[fadada1]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5516/gasnsipsw2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

"if you guys know so much about women..."

[StormySooner-IN]

I just read a several more pages.


I think my appendix is ready to explode.

[CK Sooner]

Watch This!

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p1/big_sancho/the-pickup-artist-vh1.jpg

[CK Sooner]

I just read a several more pages.


I think my appendix is ready to explode.

Boy, I suggest you change your sig.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

So if you guys got married, how in the heck are you gonna be the groom AND a bridesmaid?

[StoopTroup]

There are so many thing wrong in this thread that I feel the need for it to continue...

We are headed towards something either EPIC or really sad and EPIC...

Definitely a SF.com Classic Tale of Prince Charming is upon us.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I can imagine this has Hollywood Blockbuster written on it. Just don't let Shamalyan direct this **** or the chick will have a dick

[Tulsa_Fireman]

What a TWIST!

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I believe it would be more like "WHAT...A SHAFT!!!!"

[tommieharris91]

Chicks dig ghey stuff.

Don't tell setem this.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Bump to find out what's going on in the latest chapter of our disaster flick...er...soap opera...er...CW Hour Long Drama.

[SicEmBaylor]

Bump to find out what's going on in the latest chapter of our disaster flick...er...soap opera...er...CW Hour Long Drama.

Nothing at all. She went home for Fall Break, and I haven't spoken to her. Bad news is that I sent her a Facebook message a couple of days ago telling her that I'm going to go with Tuesday for dinner unless she's busy that night and telling her to have a safe trip home. She hasn't replied but she has been on Facebook and written on a couple of friends' walls so it may be a bad sign.
:shrug:

We'll see!

[CK Sooner]

Nothing at all. She went home for Fall Break, and I haven't spoken to her. Bad news is that I sent her a Facebook message a couple of days ago telling her that I'm going to go with Tuesday for dinner unless she's busy that night and telling her to have a safe trip home. She hasn't replied but she has been on Facebook and written on a couple of friends' walls so it may be a bad sign.
:shrug:

We'll see!

Does she have a phone?

Text her!

[Tulsa_Fireman]

And be sure to put it in text-ese so she thinks you're like, way far out, man!

Write it off, Sic'em. Swing and a miss, strike three. Time to announce you're stepping out from the closet.

[Collier11]

Nothing at all. She went home for Fall Break, and I haven't spoken to her. Bad news is that I sent her a Facebook message a couple of days ago telling her that I'm going to go with Tuesday for dinner unless she's busy that night and telling her to have a safe trip home. She hasn't replied but she has been on Facebook and written on a couple of friends' walls so it may be a bad sign.
:shrug:

We'll see!

quit being a poosey and facebooking her and fuggin call her, my gawd dont you know anything

[NYC Poke]

If the relationship does in fact progress, next time will you use tongue when you kiss her hand?


eta: Good luck on Saturday, SicEm.

[LosAngelesSooner]

You got some work to do, Sicem...

[tulsaoilerfan]

This thread sure has slowed down

[proud gonzo]

blame SicEm :mad:

[tommieharris91]

quit being a poosey and facebooking her and fuggin call her, my gawd dont you know anything

Yea, I'd listen to these people and text or call or something.

[tommieharris91]

And be sure to put it in text-ese so she thinks you're like, way far out, man!

Write it off, Sic'em. Swing and a miss, strike three. Time to announce you're stepping out from the closet.

U prolly dont no txtese

[Skysooner]

It is so easy to bag women. Sincerity is the key. Once you learn to fake that you are home free. Actually some truth to this. Get over the stupid flow charts, notes, etc. If you cannot wing it with one particular woman then she is not the one for you. Once you figure out that one particular woman's opinion doesn't matter anything to you, you will then be free to grab the attention of any woman you want to focus on.

[StoopTroup]

Sincerity is the key. Once you learn to fake that you are home free.

LOL. :pop:

[tulsaoilerfan]

Funny thing about alot of hot women is that alot of them don't even think they are hot; find a hot chick with low esteem Sic Em and you will be good to go. :)

[Lott's Bandana]

Nothing at all. She went home for Fall Break, and I haven't spoken to her. Bad news is that I sent her a Facebook message a couple of days ago telling her that I'm going to go with Tuesday for dinner unless she's busy that night and telling her to have a safe trip home. She hasn't replied but she has been on Facebook and written on a couple of friends' walls so it may be a bad sign.
:shrug:

We'll see!

...the writing on the wall.


She's probably asking her friends what to write on her legal pad and how to play hard to get but not really.







:rolleyes:

[soonerboomer93]

sounds like game over...

sic'em, you lost this one 'cause you were too much of a ***** around a girl who clearly liked you (for some reason)...

[proud gonzo]

yep. he better call her before he loses his shot

[NYC Poke]

Funny thing about alot of hot women is that alot of them don't even think they are hot; find a hot chick with low esteem Sic Em and you will be good to go. :)

Did you miss the part about how she's a drama major?

[proud gonzo]

I don't think SicEm knows what that part means...

[tulsaoilerfan]

Did you miss the part about how she's a drama major?

I've know a few drama queens but never a drama major:D

[OKC-SLC]

I just caught up on this thread. I have two things to say:

1) I want those ten minutes of my life back.

2) SicEm--srsly?

[LosAngelesSooner]

You read 32 pages of FAIL in only 10 minutes?!

Spek...

[proud gonzo]

You read 32 pages of FAIL in only 10 minutes?!

Spek...
at an average of .94 second per post, I don't think that's nearly enough time to properly absorb the FAIL this thread contains.

[NYC Poke]

There's always this place:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-carwash-sign-fail.jpg

[SoonerInKCMO]

at an average of .94 second per post, I don't think that's nearly enough time to properly absorb the FAIL this thread contains.

I don't know who's the bigger nerd: you for calculating the average time per post reading; or me for double-checking your math. :(

[OKC-SLC]

Heh.

Actually, I had already read the first half or so of the fail the other day.

Believe me, 10 minutes is plenty of time to read the last half of fail here. Seriously.

[SicEmBaylor]

I wouldn't say I failed yet. I'm going to see how things play out in the early part of next week. If she clearly blows me off then, yes, it'll be a major failure on my part.

[SoonerInKCMO]

What's her number? I want to call her and see if I can score before you do. ;)

[salth2o]

I am sad for Sic'em. I keep imagining the old tv show Beauty and the Geek. Sic'em are you a LARPer, lepper or just have no skillz?

It's time to take the kid gloves off. Seal the deal or move on.

[SicEmBaylor]

I am sad for Sic'em. I keep imagining the old tv show Beauty and the Geek. Sic'em are you a LARPer, lepper or just have no skillz?

It's time to take the kid gloves off. Seal the deal or move on.

Half the middle and all of the last option.

[CK Sooner]

Anything new SicEm?

[CK Sooner]

http://i527.photobucket.com/albums/cc352/adams199014/borat.jpg

[NYC Poke]

It's not that far to Austin. Why don't you drive to her parents' house and serenade her?

[proud gonzo]

Hold a boom-box over your head and blast "Baby Got Back."

[CK Sooner]

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc8/DREAM_GURL_210/ONEGUY.jpg

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

Hold a boom-box over your head and blast "Baby Got Back."

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/8193/sicemzs1.png

[GottaHavePride]

I wouldn't say I failed yet. I'm going to see how things play out in the early part of next week. If she clearly blows me off then, yes, it'll be a major failure on my part.

Have you been around many drama people before? Very high percentage of gay men in the theater world. And what does that mean for the girls?

Gay dudes flirt with chicks a LOT. All the freakin' time. In outrageous ways. Which means drama chicks are horny and frustrated pretty much 100% of the time.

So, you know, trying to slow-play a drama chick is not the most spectacularly great idea I've ever heard.

[Vaevictis]

Hold a boom-box over your head and blast "Baby Got Back."

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/boombox.png

[colleyvillesooner]

Have you been around many drama people before? Very high percentage of gay men in the theater world. And what does that mean for the girls?

Gay dudes flirt with chicks a LOT. All the freakin' time. In outrageous ways. Which means drama chicks are horny and frustrated pretty much 100% of the time.

So, you know, trying to slow-play a drama chick is not the most spectacularly great idea I've ever heard.

heh


http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/boombox.png

heh

[SicEmBaylor]

I may have screwed up, but I'm not going to be ashamed of my actions. I was just trying to treat the girl correctly and if she blew me off because I didn't practically grope her the first time I saw her then she should have been more direct about wanting to be groped. I'm not going to treat someone in a fashion that I am uncomfortable treating them.

At any rate, we'll see. Hope is still alive, but I'm an eternal pessimist so I can't say I'm confident.

[Collier11]

I may have screwed up, but I'm not going to be ashamed of my actions. I was just trying to treat the girl correctly and if she blew me off because I didn't practically grope her the first time I saw her then she should have been more direct about wanting to be groped. I'm not going to treat someone in a fashion that I am uncomfortable treating them.

At any rate, we'll see. Hope is still alive, but I'm an eternal pessimist so I can't say I'm confident.

you remind me so much of my college roommate, he was the eternal pessimist until oneday he stopped trying to be normal and was himself...if a girl doesnt like you for who you are why waste your time? He is now married and has a child, quit living what you think is right based on the movies and be a man about it all

[SicEmBaylor]

you remind me so much of my college roommate, he was the eternal pessimist until oneday he stopped trying to be normal and was himself...if a girl doesnt like you for who you are why waste your time? He is now married and has a child, quit living what you think is right based on the movies and be a man about it all

Look man, I've spent my entire life (literally) in constant fear of not doing just EXACTLY the right thing around others and in public. I never got in trouble in school not because I didn't want to do something wrong but because I was horrified at the idea of getting in trouble and someone thinking ill of me. I stop and consider EVERYTHING I say to EVERYONE everyday so I don't say the wrong thing. In a lot of cases this has served me well, but it has also had the result of crippling my ability to be straightforward and honest with people. I just have a total and complete inability to take a risk and say something that may cause someone to have a negative opinion of me or whatever I'm talking about. I really need to change, but I've been doing this for over 26 years.

I wish to God I could be more straightforward and instantly honest with people, but I'm terrified of the idea of offending someone. I just didn't want to offend the girl.

[Collier11]

Look man, I've spent my entire life (literally) in constant fear of not doing just EXACTLY the right thing around others and in public. I never got in trouble in school not because I didn't want to do something wrong but because I was horrified at the idea of getting in trouble and someone thinking ill of me. I stop and consider EVERYTHING I say to EVERYONE everyday so I don't say the wrong thing. In a lot of cases this has served me well, but it has also had the result of crippling my ability to be straightforward and honest with people. I just have a total and complete inability to take a risk and say something that may cause someone to have a negative opinion of me or whatever I'm talking about. I really need to change, but I've been doing this for over 26 years.

I wish to God I could be more straightforward and instantly honest with people, but I'm terrified of the idea of offending someone. I just didn't want to offend the girl.

Stop worrying about other people, live your life, do what makes you happy, and treat people how you think is right. One day, whether it be this girl or another you will find a girl that appreciates you and what you stand for.

[Chuck Bao]

Sic'em, you are not giving us much to work with in offering advice.

I'm guessing that drama chick is into much more than just drama.

How many drama chicks does anyone know that would belong to a Republican political organization that Sic'em would belong to and work on a political campaign?

Her family is from Austin, right? I bet she's doing her own family power play by studying drama instead of pre-law.

I bet that she likes cigars, whiskey, smokey backrooms and power politics.

Take her to see that political movie - American Carol - then take her to a local dive where you can smoke cigars and talk about the movie. Tell her that you plan a trip to Washington to meet Kay Bailey Hutchison and you are thinking about an internship in Washington. After the 5th or 6th shot, if you aren't golden, then I must be wrong.

[RacerX]

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/LIVING/personal/10/16/tf.dating.rules.not.follow/art.dating.rules.tf.jpg

[pott_2]

Dear Sic'em,
Long time reader, former fan... CLOSE THE DEAL!!!
ITS POONTANG, NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!!

[Skysooner]

Look man, I've spent my entire life (literally) in constant fear of not doing just EXACTLY the right thing around others and in public. I never got in trouble in school not because I didn't want to do something wrong but because I was horrified at the idea of getting in trouble and someone thinking ill of me. I stop and consider EVERYTHING I say to EVERYONE everyday so I don't say the wrong thing. In a lot of cases this has served me well, but it has also had the result of crippling my ability to be straightforward and honest with people. I just have a total and complete inability to take a risk and say something that may cause someone to have a negative opinion of me or whatever I'm talking about. I really need to change, but I've been doing this for over 26 years.

I wish to God I could be more straightforward and instantly honest with people, but I'm terrified of the idea of offending someone. I just didn't want to offend the girl.


What you are describing is an anxiety disorder. Try to read up on cognitive behavior therapy. It could really help.

[tommieharris91]

I stop and consider EVERYTHING I say to EVERYONE everyday so I don't say the wrong thing. In a lot of cases this has served me well, but it has also had the result of crippling my ability to be straightforward and honest with people. I just have a total and complete inability to take a risk and say something that may cause someone to have a negative opinion of me or whatever I'm talking about. I really need to change, but I've been doing this for over 26 years.


When you learn to take this kind of risk, you will have great success with women.

[Okla-homey]

Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor
I stop and consider EVERYTHING I say to EVERYONE everyday so I don't say the wrong thing. In a lot of cases this has served me well, but it has also had the result of crippling my ability to be straightforward and honest with people. I just have a total and complete inability to take a risk and say something that may cause someone to have a negative opinion of me or whatever I'm talking about. I really need to change, but I've been doing this for over 26 years.

Perhaps you should consider leaving school and getting a job. At 26 and still an undergrad, college appears too hard for you. Chicks tend to dig guys with jobs. Unless you have some sort of learning disorder, as it appears you may, you should consider a trade. Maybe welding or something. I suspect your trade school classmates could also help toughen you up some.

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/3348/logobf0.png

[salth2o]

Perhaps you should consider leaving school and getting a job. At 26 and still an undergrad, college appears too hard for you. Chicks tend to dig guys with jobs. Unless you have some sort of learning disorder, as it appears you may, you should consider a trade. Maybe welding or something. I suspect your trade school classmates could also help toughen you up some.

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/3348/logobf0.png

Well stated Homey! This whole thread is starting to make me sad for sic'em for being scared of a teenager and make me pissed at sic'em for being a d**m pantie waist.

[tulsaoilerfan]

Well stated Homey! This whole thread is starting to make me sad for sic'em for being scared of a teenager and make me pissed at sic'em for being a d**m pantie waist.

This whole thing has to be made up as no one is that pathetic. ;)

[SicEmBaylor]

Perhaps you should consider leaving school and getting a job. At 26 and still an undergrad, college appears too hard for you. Chicks tend to dig guys with jobs. Unless you have some sort of learning disorder, as it appears you may, you should consider a trade. Maybe welding or something. I suspect your trade school classmates could also help toughen you up some.

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/3348/logobf0.png

I have only been at Baylor for 2 full non-consecutive years over a 7 year period. I was kept out of school purely for financial reasons due to my sister's disease. I find it highly highly insulting that you continue with this myth that I have a learning disability. I have a 3.7 GPA and have never failed a class in my entire life either in elementary, middle school, high school, or college. I did have to withdraw from quite a few classes when my sister's disease shut down her kidneys and she spent a month in ICU fighting for her life everyday at Children's Hospital in OKC. I was able to go back to school a year later, although she still spent a lot of time in the hospital, but she had a major relapse and I had to come home again.

I go to Baylor off and on. There are semesters where they can afford it, and there are semesters where they can't because of her needs. I tried explaining this the last time you accused me of having a learning disorder, but your inability to understand this simple truth is proof-positive of which one of us has the learning disability.

I have offered COUNTLESS times to go to another school, and I even begged them to let me transfer to Alabama. They are totally insistent that I finish at Baylor; because, that's where I started school and they promised me an education here. Still, my sister just turned 18 and may not be covered under my parent's insurance anymore. If they end up having to pay all of her medical expenses then I most certainly will have to leave school.

Thinks for being a jerk about it though -- it's noted and not appreciated.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Look man, I've spent my entire life (literally) in constant fear of not doing just EXACTLY the right thing around others and in public. I never got in trouble in school not because I didn't want to do something wrong but because I was horrified at the idea of getting in trouble and someone thinking ill of me. I stop and consider EVERYTHING I say to EVERYONE everyday so I don't say the wrong thing. In a lot of cases this has served me well, but it has also had the result of crippling my ability to be straightforward and honest with people. I just have a total and complete inability to take a risk and say something that may cause someone to have a negative opinion of me or whatever I'm talking about. I really need to change, but I've been doing this for over 26 years.

I wish to God I could be more straightforward and instantly honest with people, but I'm terrified of the idea of offending someone. I just didn't want to offend the girl.

For the love of God, Sic'em. That's not a fear of doing the right thing around folks, that's being a horsewhipped pantywaist. Tippy-toeing around OTHER people just to make sure you don't step on the wrong toe.

Here's a tip. Not to be gruff or offensive, but you can be respectful, honor those around you, be deferential to those that cut the trail before you and NOT have to consciously gauge every word that falls from your mouth. It's as simple as blunt force honesty and you gotta feel it in your heart before you can use it on the street. What you're doing now is just lying to yourself and those around you. Dishonesty by worrying more about feelings and not the gospel of bare naked truth and the foundation of respect.

Most folks can pick up on that. Most folks catch that dishonesty like you was waving a red flag. And the easiest way to start the change? Think of mama's old adage.

"If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."

You'd be amazed how far silence and an approving, or even disapproving look can go. Be your own man. Start by being an honest, hardworking, respectful one. Everything else will fall into place.

[Okla-homey]

I have offered COUNTLESS times to go to another school, and I even begged them to let me transfer to Alabama. They are totally insistent that I finish at Baylor; because, that's where I started school and they promised me an education here. Still, my sister just turned 18 and may not be covered under my parent's insurance anymore. If they end up having to pay all of her medical expenses then I most certainly will have to leave school.

Thinks for being a jerk about it though -- it's noted and not appreciated.

You said you're 26. That means you are of of legal age. That means you get to decide where and if you go to college. Moreover, a 26 year old responsible and sensitive adult who had a family with the problems you cite would be unable to bear having his parents continue to carry the freight for such silliness. MAN UP!

You have literally dozens of options. Get a job. Go part-time. Transfer to a more affordable place closer to home. And I'll let you in on a little personnel department secret: the fact you've been pursuing a bachelors degree unsuccesfully for eight years since high school is very likely to eclipse the "status" of a degree from that institution down in Dr.Pepper-land even if you do graduate someday. The people who make hiring decisions will do some quick math, ask you why it took so long, appear to listen to your tale of woe, act sympathetic, and chuckle after you leave their office.

WAKE-UP FOR GOSHSAKES!

Oh, and BTW. Prayers for your sis. srsly.

[Ardmore_Sooner]

Why do you hate Dr. Pepper?

[SicEmBaylor]

Why do you hate Dr. Pepper?

Because it tastes like ****.

[Ardmore_Sooner]

Why do you hate ****?

[SicEmBaylor]

Why do you hate ****?

Because it tastes like Dr. Pepper.

[SicEmBaylor]

Back to the subject at hand...

I'm going to call this girl tomorrow evening to see if she's going to go to dinner or not. If she gets wishy-washy or is noncommittal about it then I'm either going to cut my losses or be more persistent depending on what she says.

[Ardmore_Sooner]

I must have missed a bunch between pages 12 and 17.

[soonerboomer93]

Back to the subject at hand...

I'm going to call this girl tomorrow evening to see if she's going to go to dinner or not. If she gets wishy-washy or is noncommittal about it then I'm either going to cut my losses or be more persistent depending on what she says.

Don't give her a chance to be non-commital. If you're truly interested in her, then man up and stop being so ****ing stupid. Seriously, you're the one being completely non-commital everytime she shows some interest in you. You're so afraid of ****ing up, that you are ****ing it up.

Call her up, and give her a time that you'll pick her up. When you pick her up, be friendly to her, **** man, kiss her. Show the fact that you're interested.


Look man, I've spent my entire life (literally) in constant fear of not doing just EXACTLY the right thing around others and in public.

If this is your concern, how come you keep doing exactly the wrong things when it comes to this female (and melo, and sicem ex, and probably countless other females.)

[SicEmBaylor]

If this is your concern, how come you keep doing exactly the wrong things when it comes to this female (and melo, and sicem ex, and probably countless other females.)

It's a paradox of failure.

[royalfan5]

It's a paradox of failure.

Maybe you should give being a furrie a try. Slap on a squirrel outfit, and kiss a few paws and you'll be in business in no time.

[OKC-SLC]

Maybe you should give being a furrie a try. Slap on a squirrel outfit, and kiss a few paws and you'll be in business in no time.

This works.

(I've heard.)

[A Sooner in Texas]

SicEm, when you call this young lady up tomorrow, please just say, "I really want to take you to dinner this week. Is Wednesday at 7 good for you?" If she says that day won't work, ask her what day will. Pin her down (figuratively before literally) and if she won't commit, you have your answer.
Since I'm a chick, I appreciate your gentlemanly approach...but I also like a man who takes charge. You can do that while having consideration for her feelings.
Good luck. We're all pulling for a happy ending here.

[salth2o]

SicEm, when you call this young lady up tomorrow, please just say, "I really want to take you to dinner this week. Is Wednesday at 7 good for you?" If she says that day won't work, ask her what day will. Pin her down (figuratively before literally) and if she won't commit, you have your answer.
Since I'm a chick, I appreciate your gentlemanly approach...but I also like a man who takes charge. You can do that while having consideration for her feelings.
Good luck. We're all pulling for a happy ending here.

Some of the best advice yet! Sic'em....get it done.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

SicEm, when you call this young lady up tomorrow, please just say, "I really want to take you to dinner this week. Is Wednesday at 7 good for you?" If she says that day won't work, ask her what day will. Pin her down (figuratively before literally) and if she won't commit, you have your answer.
Since I'm a chick, I appreciate your gentlemanly approach...but I also like a man who takes charge. You can do that while having consideration for her feelings.
Good luck. We're all pulling for a happy ending here.He hasn't even taken her to dinner yet.

[NYC Poke]

Good luck. We're all pulling for a happy ending here.


I think he'd rather have the drama chica doing that for him.

[royalfan5]

I think he'd rather have the drama chica doing that for him.

Not until she denounces William T. Sherman in public, first.

[olevetonahill]

Back to the subject at hand...

I'm going to call this girl tomorrow evening to see if she's going to go to dinner or not. If she gets wishy-washy or is noncommittal about it then I'm either going to cut my losses or be more persistent depending on what she says.

Dude , Just call her and ask. "are we On fer dinner ?"
If shes wishywashy
Tell her **** off dip **** bitch and Hang the **** up .
nuff said

[olevetonahill]

Good luck. We're all pulling for a happy ending here.

Sicem pulls fer a Happy ending every night .:D

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Wait. Somewhere along the way did SicEm call his **** "The Senator?" Seriously?

[NYC Poke]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-archie-comic-fail.jpg

[olevetonahill]

Wait. Somewhere along the way did SicEm call his **** "The Senator?" Seriously?

YES .he did .:eek:
You had to remind me didnt you ? :mad:

[StoopTroup]

I have only been at Baylor for 2 full non-consecutive years over a 7 year period. I was kept out of school purely for financial reasons due to my sister's disease. I find it highly highly insulting that you continue with this myth that I have a learning disability. I have a 3.7 GPA and have never failed a class in my entire life either in elementary, middle school, high school, or college. I did have to withdraw from quite a few classes when my sister's disease shut down her kidneys and she spent a month in ICU fighting for her life everyday at Children's Hospital in OKC. I was able to go back to school a year later, although she still spent a lot of time in the hospital, but she had a major relapse and I had to come home again.

I go to Baylor off and on. There are semesters where they can afford it, and there are semesters where they can't because of her needs. I tried explaining this the last time you accused me of having a learning disorder, but your inability to understand this simple truth is proof-positive of which one of us has the learning disability.

I have offered COUNTLESS times to go to another school, and I even begged them to let me transfer to Alabama. They are totally insistent that I finish at Baylor; because, that's where I started school and they promised me an education here. Still, my sister just turned 18 and may not be covered under my parent's insurance anymore. If they end up having to pay all of her medical expenses then I most certainly will have to leave school.

Thinks for being a jerk about it though -- it's noted and not appreciated.

SicEm....

You aren't ready to date.

Do this girl a favor and quit calling her.

It's good that you have a good GPA...but most employers won't give a rats a$$ what you and your Family went through...they'll wonder what took you so damned long to get through School. Your almost 30 man. I have seen guys in your situation who continue to use what their parent's want for them as an excuse to drag through School.

You continue to state how you are part of all these little events at School which requires your time. Unless they have something to do with your classes, I think you should quit going to them. Start spending every moment you have figuring out how to get yourself out of School. At the rate your going...if you have some sort of desire to get a Master's Degree...you'll be 40 or 50 years old before you finish. I know you've been on some Road Trips that had to cost money. Seriously... couldn't you work at a temp place while your at Home dealing with your Sister. Couldn't you help your Parent's with this burden? If they aren't pushing you to help yourself...then they are enablers. You should maybe talk to someone Professionally about this situation. I don't believe they are being realistic with you. You need to get on with your life. Your an Adult for Gods Sake! Someone needs to tell you this and since I'm not related...I think I'll try to help wake you up.

Quit spending so much time here and get a job...or take an extra class...whatever it takes to get the SicEm Show moving...

I had serious Family problems when I was a Senior in HS and let my folks off the hook for my education.

Get off the tit and use your GPA and your age to get the funds you need to take the burden off your Parent's.

What you posted to Homey pisses me off.

I'm surprised he didn't tell you to enlist in the Military and go back to school later.

If you have Family Problems and your slacking around smoking cigars and drinking instead of hammering out a degree...I have little sympathy for you.

I'm sorry your Sister has had kidney problems but if she's 18 and living at Home...I think she should be covered until she is 25.

If she's not and it's such a burden on your Family...I'd think getting Health Care that covered her would be way more important than you getting an education. If she's going to lose her insurance and she's 18...your parent's ought to consider that she is an adult and try to find some help. Maybe you should drop out and get a job and help your parent's. It sounds like they are sheltering you from the truth of real life though. You can't let them do that IMO. Later on you'll see why...

If at 26...your going to use your Family as some excuse that you aren't poised to finish a 4 to 5 year undergrad education...it would seem you should at least be very close to finishing. One semester tops. You should be able to borrow enough to finish and your parent's can help you make payments later.

I'm shocked to see what you posted.

This goes beyond OU Baylor....

You worry me.

So much so that I think you aren't ready to date.

Leave Brittney Alone!

ST

[soonerboomer93]

SicEm....

You aren't ready to date.

Do this girl a favor and quit calling her.

It's good that you have a good GPA...but most employers won't give a rats a$$ what you and your Family went through...they'll wonder what took you so damned long to get through School. Your almost 30 man. I have seen guys in your situation who continue to use what their parent's want for them as an excuse to drag through School.

You continue to state how you are part of all these little events at School which requires your time. Unless they have something to do with your classes, I think you should quit going to them. Start spending every moment you have figuring out how to get yourself out of School. At the rate your going...if you have some sort of desire to get a Master's Degree...you'll be 40 or 50 years old before you finish. I know you've been on some Road Trips that had to cost money. Seriously... couldn't you work at a temp place while your at Home dealing with your Sister. Couldn't you help your Parent's with this burden? If they aren't pushing you to help yourself...then they are enablers. You should maybe talk to someone Professionally about this situation. I don't believe they are being realistic with you. You need to get on with your life. Your an Adult for Gods Sake! Someone needs to tell you this and since I'm not related...I think I'll try to help wake you up.

Quit spending so much time here and get a job...or take an extra class...whatever it takes to get the SicEm Show moving...

I had serious Family problems when I was a Senior in HS and let my folks off the hook for my education.

Get off the tit and use your GPA and your age to get the funds you need to take the burden off your Parent's.

What you posted to Homey pisses me off.

I'm surprised he didn't tell you to enlist in the Military and go back to school later.

If you have Family Problems and your slacking around smoking cigars and drinking instead of hammering out a degree...I have little sympathy for you.

I'm sorry your Sister has had kidney problems but if she's 18 and living at Home...I think she should be covered until she is 25.

If she's not and it's such a burden on your Family...I'd think getting Health Care that covered her would be way more important than you getting an education. If she's going to lose her insurance and she's 18...your parent's ought to consider that she is an adult and try to find some help. Maybe you should drop out and get a job and help your parent's. It sounds like they are sheltering you from the truth of real life though. You can't let them do that IMO. Later on you'll see why...

If at 26...your going to use your Family as some excuse that you aren't poised to finish a 4 to 5 year undergrad education...it would seem you should at least be very close to finishing. One semester tops. You should be able to borrow enough to finish and your parent's can help you make payments later.

I'm shocked to see what you posted.

This goes beyond OU Baylor....

You worry me.

So much so that I think you aren't ready to date.

Leave Brittney Alone!

ST

I'm SoonerBoomer93, and I approve this message.

[olevetonahill]

I'm SoonerBoomer93, and I approve this message.

Ditto
Bro (sicem ) Get yerself In the Military, Go back to skool on the GI bill
Had you done that at 18 , youd Be Graduating Now .
26 and and saying Mommy and Daddy had to take me out of school Is Kinda Lame .
I like Ya Boy . I just DONT respect ya .

[Lott's Bandana]

This thread should move to the new forum:

T frickin M frickin I

[olevetonahill]

This thread should move to the new forum:

T frickin M frickin I

Im jes sayin
By the time I was 26 I had fought a war, went to school and My wife was expecting My second son . Plus I had gotten laid .
My folks nevar paid a dime either .

[Ardmore_Sooner]

SicEm....

You aren't ready to date.

Do this girl a favor and quit calling her.

It's good that you have a good GPA...but most employers won't give a rats a$$ what you and your Family went through...they'll wonder what took you so damned long to get through School. Your almost 30 man. I have seen guys in your situation who continue to use what their parent's want for them as an excuse to drag through School.

You continue to state how you are part of all these little events at School which requires your time. Unless they have something to do with your classes, I think you should quit going to them. Start spending every moment you have figuring out how to get yourself out of School. At the rate your going...if you have some sort of desire to get a Master's Degree...you'll be 40 or 50 years old before you finish. I know you've been on some Road Trips that had to cost money. Seriously... couldn't you work at a temp place while your at Home dealing with your Sister. Couldn't you help your Parent's with this burden? If they aren't pushing you to help yourself...then they are enablers. You should maybe talk to someone Professionally about this situation. I don't believe they are being realistic with you. You need to get on with your life. Your an Adult for Gods Sake! Someone needs to tell you this and since I'm not related...I think I'll try to help wake you up.

Quit spending so much time here and get a job...or take an extra class...whatever it takes to get the SicEm Show moving...

I had serious Family problems when I was a Senior in HS and let my folks off the hook for my education.

Get off the tit and use your GPA and your age to get the funds you need to take the burden off your Parent's.

What you posted to Homey pisses me off.

I'm surprised he didn't tell you to enlist in the Military and go back to school later.

If you have Family Problems and your slacking around smoking cigars and drinking instead of hammering out a degree...I have little sympathy for you.

I'm sorry your Sister has had kidney problems but if she's 18 and living at Home...I think she should be covered until she is 25.

If she's not and it's such a burden on your Family...I'd think getting Health Care that covered her would be way more important than you getting an education. If she's going to lose her insurance and she's 18...your parent's ought to consider that she is an adult and try to find some help. Maybe you should drop out and get a job and help your parent's. It sounds like they are sheltering you from the truth of real life though. You can't let them do that IMO. Later on you'll see why...

If at 26...your going to use your Family as some excuse that you aren't poised to finish a 4 to 5 year undergrad education...it would seem you should at least be very close to finishing. One semester tops. You should be able to borrow enough to finish and your parent's can help you make payments later.

I'm shocked to see what you posted.

This goes beyond OU Baylor....

You worry me.

So much so that I think you aren't ready to date.

Leave Brittney Alone!

ST

Why do you hate cigars?

[Lott's Bandana]

Im jes sayin
By the time I was 26 I had fought a war, went to school and My wife was expecting My second son . Plus I had gotten laid .
My folks nevar paid a dime either .

Hell Vet, I got laid last night and I'm not a single college kid surrounded by randy coeds. I'm an single old man surrounded by randy coeds.

Regardless, I didn't need note cards, legal pads or a blackberry to do it...nor did I need to throw down some Benjamins.

But the biggest thing I did not do was post my intent on an interweb sports-oriented message board, essentially walking around with my crank out fully expecting it to get whacked with a badminton racquet by strangers from Texas to Thailand...which is zackly what happened.

Remember that d00d that lived in OJ's house?

[olevetonahill]

Dear Sicem
Ya Know I like ya , But Please take Charge Of yer life
Sincerly
Olevet

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Remember that d00d that lived in OJ's house?You had teh secks with the dood that lived in OJ's house? Gross.

[OKC-SLC]

srsly.

[Lott's Bandana]

You had teh secks with the dood that lived in OJ's house? Gross.

See why it isn't a good idea to share EVERYTHING with y'all?
;)

[soonerboomer93]

you know, I knew this thread would be a train wreck, and yet I still looked, kinda like how i might take a peak at Springer every now and then.

This thread should be locked, frankly dean is failing us with his lack of a rant and locking it.

[SteelClip49]

SicEm...it took me 6 years (3 schools) to get my Bachelors. I struggled along the way but had my family's support all the way through the good and bad times. I was in a bad relationship for my 2 years at OU and I was going downhill fast. I was never a great student but I managed to be a B average student all 6 years of school. I have my degree and I work for the OUHSC making good money starting out. What I am saying is, and I may be wrong, but you seem to have similar issues like I had and there is nothing wrong with it. Just keep on pushing and you will get what you want.

I take it this girl is not even 21 and you are 26. You are mature, she is, well, under 21. Men and women do and don't know what they want. I agree with you about approaching someone and wanting to say the right thing and not the wrong thing. Sometimes thinking about it too much will cost you and sometimes just throwing something out there that is mature then you could get what you want. I am dating someone right now because I was honest with myself; who I am; what I am about; and what I am not. I won her over and never dragged anything out. Sometimes it's not like that and there are different approaches. There are different approaches for all women so you just got to do what you think is right and take a chance. Sometimes rejection is a positive sign because you know you can do better or you know the one who rejects you is missing out on something great.

You have not failed. You have succeeded. You are taking chances whether good or bad. You know there is nowhere to go but up. I know how you feel when it comes to thinking you may say the wrong thing and it's the perception that the woman may not like it. You will never fail.... doing nothing is failure. You are doing something with obstacles in the way as I have and eventually you will reach the summit. I have yet to reach the summit. I may never reach the summit because perfection is hard but you can do a lot of good if you believe in yourself like I have and greater things will come of it....graduation, jobs, love, Baylor winning 6+ games, etc.

Some here think you have set yourself up for epic failure...imo, you have set yourself up for an epic journey so keep on going. Just stay confident, respect yourself, believe in yourself, trust your decisions and approach her in the fashion that you can give her what she wants and if she says that you are not right for her then she is the one who has FAILED.

Good Luck.

[StoopTroup]

SicEm...

Some here think you have set yourself up for epic failure...imo, I Just stay confident, respect yourself, believe in yourself, trust your decisions and approach her in the fashion that you can give her what she wants and if she says that you are not right for her then she is the one who has FAILED.

Good Luck.

You know...

I hope it's an Epic journey. I like SicEm too.

There has to come a day though when you take charge of your life.

I hope that day is coming soon for SicEm. I really do. He seems to have done a lot of things that many folks can't and probably never will. I just want to see him get into a position where he can begin to help himself and live his life. You can work and go to school. I did it. My road wasn't as tough as Olevets but I wouldn't travel it again...but...I'm proud of myself for the accomplishment. Hopefully SicEm can get through Baylor and then maybe get his Masters from a decent School (OU). :D At least his Parent's goal of getting him a degree at BU will be complete and he can then be closer to Home where he can see his Sister if he needs or able to buy a plane ticket if he decides to not stay close.

Your post is a good post and contains much of the advice he had been getting all along in this thread.

I just felt the need to be the one to maybe give him the proverbial "Boot in the A$$" that I think he needs.

I'm not going to be an enabler.

I hope he doesn't go get depressed that he posted to much here either.

Life will go on...

You have to choose life to control your life if your gonna go on.

Good Luck SicEm...I wish you well.

ST

[soonerboomer93]

You have not failed. You have succeeded. You are taking chances whether good or bad. You know there is nowhere to go but up. I know how you feel when it comes to thinking you may say the wrong thing and it's the perception that the woman may not like it. You will never fail.... doing nothing is failure. You are doing something with obstacles in the way as I have and eventually you will reach the summit. I have yet to reach the summit. I may never reach the summit because perfection is hard but you can do a lot of good if you believe in yourself like I have and greater things will come of it....graduation, jobs, love, Baylor winning 6+ games, etc.



A guy who is flow charting and attempting to script his dates is not taking chances.

Look, I know sicem's admitted to embelishing information time to time. He might be doing so in this thread.

Fact of the matter is that, you can't script life.

Even attempting to isn't living.

[SteelClip49]

everytime you do something, you are LIVING it and whether you see it or not, life is a script; there is never a final piece (while living); you just gotta keep on working at it and when the time is done and you have accomplished everything that you have, you are laid to rest and the movie is ready for production.

[soonerboomer93]

wow?

really?

doing everything to be perfect and for the approval of others is not living, it's being a ****ing mindless zombie...

[RacerX]

http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/dysfunction.jpg

[NormanPride]

This thread is tragically predictable.

[tulsaoilerfan]

Where's our boy? Time for an update.

[Fraggle145]

Sic'Em I like ya, but man you need to **** or get off the pot. And I'm talking about your life here, not your "relationship" with this girl. I was 25 when I finished my masters. As unsavory as it may sound, if you need a student loan to finish up, get one (before they disappear). Get a job. Do something man. Otherwise you wont have much respect waiting for you in the real world.

Nut up. Be yourself. I offend people all the time, Cuss like a sailor, and drink like a fish, but people that I know would tell you that inside I am good at heart and I get my **** done. You arent living your life if you try to do this in a sheltered kind of way where you can never make a mistake.

[Collier11]

it reminds me of the kid in Road Trip, maybe you need to steal your dads car, his credit card, and hook up with a fat chick...it liberated him

[CK Sooner]

SicEm I need to show you some tricks.

Reply to this when you get on.

[SicEmBaylor]

Game over.

[CK Sooner]

Game over.

What happened!?

[BigRedJed]

She went off the talking points.

[BigRedJed]

Sorry. PR humor.

:les: SHE DIDN'T STICK TO THE OUTLINE!!

[CK Sooner]

Game over.

SicEm, how are you just going to get on and say "game over" that is some bull****. Tell us what happened!

[royalfan5]

I erred in allowing myself to raise my hopes for awesome failure, like a surprise penis reveal, or thumb insertion, and all I got was sad failure.

[salth2o]

Game over.

36 plus pages all for naught!

[Lott's Bandana]

Been an hour since:

"Game over."


Let me get this straight, who is the drama major?

[proud gonzo]

SicEm, how are you just going to get on and say "game over" that is some bull****. Tell us what happened!maybe because everybody's been telling him he's a tard, and he probably doesn't feel like being made fun of anymore.

[Lott's Bandana]

maybe because everybody's been telling him he's a tard, and he probably doesn't feel like being made fun of anymore.

Peej, that train left the station around post #85...

[colleyvillesooner]

You don't post "Game Over" unless you're looking for people to beg for details...

[Curly Bill]

I'm not begging...

...but I sure am curious. :D

[proud gonzo]

You don't post "Game Over" unless you're looking for people to beg for details...
or if you don't want to talk about it.

[setem]

Game over.

So what you just got to do is...just get you a bunch of these hood rats...
run through them, just knock them out.



Boom, boom, boom!



And once you've done slayed like 20 of them hood rats...now you ready to go up to the upper echelon type ho!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/gen3sooner/smilies/tmnt.gif

[SicEmBaylor]

It's not a big deal. She indicated she wasn't interested, and I told her I understood. There's not much more to it than that.

[Lott's Bandana]

It's not a big deal. She indicated she wasn't interested, and I told her I understood. There's not much more to it than that.

Nope.

Hold fast to that last sentence, Bro. No need to analyze further. :(

Oh, and stay straight...it will pay off someday. ;)

[A Sooner in Texas]

Damn it. I'm really sorry, SicEm. Next time you meet a girl you like, just ask her out and don't tell us anything until after the second or third date, ok? Easier on you that way.

Hang in there.

[Ardmore_Sooner]

IBTL.

;)

I'm sorry Sic'em, I truly am. Better luck next time bro!

[Frozen Sooner]

Sorry, man. Got a "not interested" myself last week.

At least you tried.

[Collier11]

Sorry, man. Got a "not interested" myself last week.

At least you tried.

well if you would have waited til sicem knew what was going on with the girl you might have gotten a better answer...just sayin

[SoonerKnight]

Dang it Sic'em I was pulling for ya. I hope in the future you are more direct.

As far as your school situation. I put myself through college after i got out of the millitary. I worked 40 hrs a week, averaged 20+ hours OT and I went into the Naval Reserves for extra cash to pay for while going to school and maintaining a 3.75 GPA. Now, I have a wife, a house, a good job and teh bills. You can do it man. You need to approach a woman you like as if you could care less. Act interested see if they are then just relax and see where it goes. DON'T KISS THEIR HAND THOUGH! srsly!

Your in college their has got to be a woman out their for ya!

[colleyvillesooner]

Sorry man.

[Okla-homey]

It's not a big deal. She indicated she wasn't interested, and I told her I understood. There's not much more to it than that.

You should probably focus on women closer to your age anyway. You don't want to be typecast as that creepy older guy who graduated from high school but who still hangs out at the games on Friday night trying to pick-up girls.

[tulsaoilerfan]

I hope she didn't somehow stumble onto this thread

[tulsaoilerfan]

You should probably focus on women closer to your age anyway. You don't want to be typecast as that creepy older guy who graduated from high school but who still hangs out at the games on Friday night trying to pick-up girls.

What's wrong with that? ;)

[SteelClip49]

Girl must be bi-polar. She played you and you were straight up with her. Damn broad.

[Sooner04]

But then he kissed her hand.

That kind of stuff may have flown at Tara, but it doesn't work now.

[NormanPride]

I think the pundits were too harsh on SicEm. He was doing his best but the media bias against him was ridiculous.

;)

Sorry, bud. Don't worry about it, though.

[Taxman71]

Like most of life's problems, this problem can be alleviated with two things:

1. Coin beer night
2. Gals still hanging around at closing time

If that is fail, stick to CraigsList.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

SicEm, I was pulling for you. You're a good guy, and I hate to see you beat yourself up over this.

In the meantime...:D

http://waco.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=w4m

[soonerboomer93]

You should probably focus on women closer to your age anyway. You don't want to be typecast as that creepy older guy who graduated from high school but who still hangs out at the games on Friday night trying to pick-up girls.

That's what I love about high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age.

[royalfan5]

You should probably focus on women closer to your age anyway. You don't want to be typecast as that creepy older guy who graduated from high school but who still hangs out at the games on Friday night trying to pick-up girls.
or at least get a car better suited for picking up that type of girl.

[Taxman71]

or start hanging out with Mark Chmura.

[Collier11]

or start hanging out with Mark Chmura.

Nice reference to the 90's but you do realize that he was acquitted dont you

[royalfan5]

Nice reference to the 90's but you do realize that he was acquitted dont you
being aquitted doesn't mean that he doesn't like high school girls. R. Kelly was aquitted too, and it's pretty clear he likes them.

[SteelClip49]

Sometimes being old-fashioned is a good thing, such as a kiss on the hand. SicEm, game is not over....you don't score until you score. Don't punt now...it's only 3rd and short....obviously you were in and you should go to her and stand firm and ask her why she is not interested. Tell her straight up who you are what you are about. Put a little Captain in you (not the drink) and tell her straight up that game is not over, it's only the beginning.