So I had to write my first letter of resignation...

[yermom]

i was this close to going Helander with it

[olevetonahill]

i was this close to going Helander with it

Need More Info ;)

[Ike]

If there's ever a question of whether or not you should go Helander with a resignation letter, then you obviously have nothing to lose by going Helander with it. :)

[yermom]

i'm just taking another job. i wasn't angry or anything, it's just that the Helander phrasing kept trying to come out :D

[Frozen Sooner]

Something I wonder about is when it became "resigning" instead of "quitting" for every damn position.

Not directed at you, Dave.

YOU'RE A TELLER! You're not resigning. YOU'RE QUITTING!

[yermom]

"letter of quitting" just doesn't sound right :)

[Frozen Sooner]

"Two weeks written notice" sounds fine, though.

[tommieharris91]

I like "leaving".

[olevetonahill]

How about
**** off dip ****s , Im outta here ?

[BigRedJed]

Take this job and shove it?

[olevetonahill]

Take this job and shove it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knetbVx5A-Q

[yermom]

i had an old boss that went with the classic Cartman:

"screw you guys, i'm going home"

i think i might have it somewhere...

[Rogue]

ZEKTSO1scaI

[Cam]

How about
**** off dip ****s , Im outta here ?

I did that once. Felt pretty damn good.

[Scott D]

didn't know you were really THAT upset with all the email ;)

[badger]

Feminazi for teh win!1!

From: mmitchell
Subject: F*ck the glass (note: not edited when sent out)
Date: February 14, 2008 8:36:31 AM CST
To: to-all

Cc: to-all-LR, to-all-NW

All I wanted to do at this newspaper is to do a good job. I came here because I thought it was a good newspaper. But, it's not. It's a good ole' boys club made up of old white males. Nobody else has a voice. This is a newspaper in which: The city editor can verbally abuse another editor in the presence of the managing editor and nothing is done. The managing editor in a news meeting slugs a potential 1A story as blonde bombshells - a story in which bombs were strapped on two retarded foreign women and sent into a crowd. Male editors are allowed to talk about penis size during news meetings. Editors call Hispanics wetbacks in news meetings Editors are proud to call blacks n-----s in news stories. A city editor gets his feelings hurt over coverage of a story and I'm penalized for it. The managing editor is a bald face liar and the executive editor doesn't give a damn. So to "the glass," I resign effective immediately.
Marilyn Mitchell

[yermom]

didn't know you were really THAT upset with all the email ;)

nah, today is my last day. i had 10 years of emails to deal with

[Partial Qualifier]

Dude - where ya going?

[Mjcpr]

You should not feel all that guilty about abandoning your alma mater and OU team in their time of need.

[yermom]

i'm not going far :)

[stoopified]

Take this job and shove it?Beat me to it. :D