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JohnnyMack
10/1/2008, 09:05 AM
My wife says no.

I says yes.

Jr. dropped his sippy cup straight down on my no-shoe wearing foot and I think it's broken.

I'm gonna go take a picture of my toe and show you.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/1/2008, 09:12 AM
depends on what kinda sippy it is...my son has one that looks like lil jon's pimp cup and it hurt my foot
Viking Kitten
10/1/2008, 09:15 AM
I think we all understand that by "sippy cup," you mean McCain/Palin and by "toe," you mean the United States. Enough with these thinly veiled references, JM.
Hot Rod
10/1/2008, 09:24 AM
You'd be suprised how many silly accidents you endure as a parent when they're this age.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/1/2008, 09:25 AM
most of my injuries come from my boy headbutting me while I m not paying attention...or him doing a swanton bomb on me while I m sleeping...

Neither of my kids have much respect for the lower regions...punches, elbows
Hot Rod
10/1/2008, 09:41 AM
most of my injuries come from my boy headbutting me while I m not paying attention...or him doing a swanton bomb on me while I m sleeping...

Neither of my kids have much respect for the lower regions...punches, elbows

Likewise...I wonder why they like to headbutt.

Sounds like they're watching WWE with daddy. :D
stoops the eternal pimp
10/1/2008, 09:48 AM
When we watch OU play football, when the O Line and D Lines start going at it, he just can't handle it..He gets out in the floor and anybody that is around him will get hurt somehow....

The headbutting thing started when he was probably in the 14-16 month age and I said "You want some of this?" when he gave me a dirty look. I reached down to pick him up and he caught me across the bridge of the nose...
Hot Rod
10/1/2008, 10:01 AM
STEP, that's awesome! You sound like you have an amazing little one there. They grow up fast and I sure miss those days when they were still in diapers (not for the changing part). Now, they're 8 and 6. Where does the time go? :(
stoops the eternal pimp
10/1/2008, 10:08 AM
I guess JM is at teh ER now
SOONER STEAKER
10/1/2008, 10:13 AM
heck, I was waiting for a picture from the cell phone that has x-ray vision. Hasn't Al Gore invented one of those yet?
JohnnyMack
10/1/2008, 10:26 AM
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8294/toeqb6.jpg
JohnnyMack
10/1/2008, 10:26 AM
:les:MEDIC!!!
royalfan5
10/1/2008, 10:33 AM
It looks a lot better than my toe did when it got stomped on by a 1300LB bred heifer.
soonerbrat
10/1/2008, 10:33 AM
looks broken to me. you should buddy tape it. and shave your toes.
JohnnyMack
10/1/2008, 10:33 AM
It looks a lot better than my toe did when it got stomped on by a 1300LB bred heifer.

Nobody wants to hear stories about your prom night. This is about me. I'm in pain here.
Veritas
10/1/2008, 10:37 AM
Good lord! I thought that was a hand with abnormally short fingers. Turns out it's just a foot with abnormally long toes.
JohnnyMack
10/1/2008, 10:42 AM
I hate you.
frankensooner
10/1/2008, 10:47 AM
Can you peel a banana with those things? Yeah, buddy tape it like Brat said. It worked for me.
frankensooner
10/1/2008, 10:49 AM
Since OU4Life earned the nickname "Hairy" for obvious reasons, I suggest we call JM "Monkey Feet" henceforth. ;)
BigRedJed
10/1/2008, 10:49 AM
Every once in a while, I learn slightly more about another poster than I really care to know. Today is one of those days.
Veritas
10/1/2008, 10:50 AM
I hate you.
I know you do.

Seriously, if you dye those foot pubes orange those would look like orangutan feet.
proud gonzo
10/1/2008, 12:07 PM
Could you say "Ook ook" for us, JM?
frankensooner
10/1/2008, 12:12 PM
Where did Monkey Feet go?
OKC-SLC
10/1/2008, 12:24 PM
and shave your toes.

Nobody wants to hear stories about your prom night. This is about JM. He's in pain here.
frankensooner
10/1/2008, 12:25 PM
Pile on neg!!! we do not talk to Brat that way!
JohnnyMack
10/1/2008, 01:19 PM
Where did Monkey Feet go?

I went 2 teh lunch. Had to do something to diminish the pain.
Veritas
10/1/2008, 01:22 PM
I went 2 teh lunch. Had to do something to diminish the pain.
Good deal...bananas are high in potassium, so that'll help.
JohnnyMack
10/1/2008, 01:23 PM
Go Hokies!





Too soon?
SoonerJack
10/1/2008, 01:24 PM
Good lord! I thought that was a hand with abnormally short fingers. Turns out it's just a foot with abnormally long toes.

Every once in a while you see something on the south oval that makes you laugh out loud at work and people stop by and ask you what is so funny and you can't tell them because it's regarding a comment made about a guy whose kid dropped a sippy cup on his toe.

And they just wouldn't understand.

Veritas gets the SoonerJack lol of the day.
SoonerJack
10/1/2008, 01:26 PM
I know you do.

Seriously, if you dye those foot pubes orange those would look like orangutan feet.

EVEN BETTER!!!!
Veritas
10/1/2008, 01:34 PM
Go Hokies!





Too soon?
Lol. Nah. I was happy we stayed in it. I'm expecting a 4-5 loss season.
NormanPride
10/1/2008, 02:28 PM
So is JM now called FP?
RacerX
10/1/2008, 02:41 PM
How's the toe?
Czar Soonerov
10/1/2008, 05:32 PM
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8294/toeqb6.jpg

TOEWNED!!!
proud gonzo
10/1/2008, 09:10 PM
So is JM now called FP?
flying pedophile?
flaky podiatrist?
flaming puritan?
furry primate?
fumigated pirate?
Frozen Sooner
10/1/2008, 09:11 PM
Wait.

Sippy cups have toes?
Tulsa_Fireman
10/1/2008, 09:20 PM
I bet he could throw a baseball with those dogs.
Mjcpr
10/1/2008, 09:36 PM
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8294/toeqb6.jpg

That looks like Jeebus.

Is a Jeebus toe mentioned in the Bible anywhere? That and the market collapse has to be a sign of something.
JohnnyMack
10/1/2008, 09:49 PM
That looks like Jeebus.

Is a Jeebus toe mentioned in the Bible anywhere? That and the market collapse has to be a sign of something.

I would sell my foot to Golden Palace.com.

If they buy it, I'll throw a crisp $20 your way.
proud gonzo
10/1/2008, 10:49 PM
That looks like Jeebus.

Is a Jeebus toe mentioned in the Bible anywhere? That and the market collapse has to be a sign of something.
looks more like Brian Fantana to me

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/5077/johnnymacktoere6.jpg
GottaHavePride
10/1/2008, 10:50 PM
Dude.... did you lose your big toe in a lawnmower accident?

Wait, I bet it was one of those damn razor scooters.
olevetonahill
10/1/2008, 11:29 PM
I bet you Scamper up a tree Faster than yer Cat:D
SoonerKnight
10/1/2008, 11:38 PM
http://www.zfootdoc.com/_borders/Crossover_toes_2.jpg


does it look like this?
proud gonzo
10/2/2008, 12:01 AM
omg, i seriously almost reported that post.

GROSS. :mad:
soonerbrat
10/2/2008, 08:50 AM
I just threw up a little
stoops the eternal pimp
10/2/2008, 08:55 AM
sompin wrong with with that little piggy
Hot Rod
10/2/2008, 09:09 AM
Could ya have posted that as NSFW? :(
Veritas
10/2/2008, 09:10 AM
Thank god for AdBlock. Yuck.
OUHOMER
10/2/2008, 07:13 PM
OK, JM has nothing, I mean nothing on that foot
SoonerInKCMO
10/2/2008, 07:15 PM
omg, i seriously almost reported that post.

GROSS. :mad:

If only there had been a furry little spider crawling across that crooked, yellow-nailed big toe. :(