does anybody know of any gnomes for rent

[OKLA21FAN]

I have searched the internet from end to end (yes, I found out that it does indeed end), I have driven the NW part of Waco looking, and even checked the paper. I found a few gnomes for rent that I liked, and made some calls, but I have not heard back from the owners. Does anybody have or know of any 2 Zima gnomes that are around, but preferably less than $1000/month. I also have a frog. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

signed
Sicem

[frankensooner]

What is sad is that they don't even make Baylor Garden gnomes.