Signs That It's Gonna Be A Craptacular Day

[Rogue]

Well, one sign anyhow is when you get up to let the dogs out, slip on the 2nd stair, and ride the next several stairs on your keester. One of the dogs was scared and barked at me. :mad:

Yeah, today's pretty much gonna suck.

[OUHOMER]

Look at like this, it can only get better from here

[BudSooner]

Heh, i've done a form of that.
We used to live in a place that had no carpet, but tile floors and they were polished to a high sheen...translated slicker than a mother****er.
My wife in her mind thought a small piece of carpet would be great coming out of the ****ter for some reason...the next morning i'm walking groggy eyes and hit that thing and slid the length of the hallway till I hit chest first on the bar at the end.

I damn near cracked two ribs that morning.

[olevetonahill]

Wake up in the morning needin to pee . Hung over , stumble outa bed and step in dog shat .
The day is all UPHILL after that .:rolleyes:

[BudSooner]

Wake up in the morning needin to pee . Hung over , stumble outa bed and step in dog shat .
The day is all UPHILL after that .:rolleyes:

Or as in this morning, the wife stepped in a warm pond near the bed.

It was on her side though.:D

[olevetonahill]

Or as in this morning, the wife stepped in a warm pond near the bed.

It was on her side though.:D

Good move .
My last ex couldnt figure how she peed the bed so much either :D