View Full Version : Art Briles...
badger
9/27/2008, 10:12 PM
... is encouraging prayer over practice this week.
badger
9/27/2008, 10:16 PM
... uses "best team with gold helmets" as a recruiting pitch.
Boomer.....
9/27/2008, 10:17 PM
....makes the team eat bear claws for breakfast on gamedays.
King Crimson
9/27/2008, 10:18 PM
has a big thing for Kim Kardashian...
badger
9/27/2008, 10:19 PM
... was part of the contingent that begged Singletary to come back to Waco.
stoops the eternal pimp
9/27/2008, 10:19 PM
likes having sleep overs with sic'em
royalfan5
9/27/2008, 10:20 PM
...has an entertainment center built out of plywood and cinder blocks.
SicEmBaylor
9/27/2008, 10:22 PM
...will be this year's Coach of the Year.
AlbqSooner
9/27/2008, 10:22 PM
. . . Had a big thing for Bob Kardashian.
badger
9/27/2008, 10:24 PM
... will receive his Coach of the Year trophy by sending in five UPC labels from the top of his Fruity Pebbles cereal box, along with $4.99 shipping and handling. Of course, so will 20,000 five-year-olds, also :D
Wishboned
9/27/2008, 10:28 PM
doesn't use a fresh plate every time he goes through the buffet line.
King Crimson
9/27/2008, 10:31 PM
once talked to a girl at George's and posted a pic on the internet about it.
badger
9/27/2008, 10:45 PM
... is going to try to get the entire town of Waco to show up to the game Saturday, so that only half of the seats will be empty for once.
Flagstaffsooner
9/28/2008, 12:04 AM
Farts and waves it in the cops face when he gets arrested for DUI.
meoveryouxinfinity
9/28/2008, 12:12 AM
Thinks Curtis Jerrells is CLUTCH.
Curly Bill
9/28/2008, 12:13 AM
...likes to drink Coors.
(at least he used to)
Flagstaffsooner
9/28/2008, 12:14 AM
...will be this year's Coach of the Year.Wants to go on NatGeo's Dog Whisperer so Cesar can teach SicEm to quit humping his leg.
meoveryouxinfinity
9/28/2008, 12:20 AM
...looks to see how many calories coke zero has
Lott's Bandana
9/28/2008, 12:26 AM
...talks on his cell phone while in the men's room stall.
meoveryouxinfinity
9/28/2008, 12:35 AM
Thinks that the phrase "Keep Waco Wacko" is unique.
SicEmBaylor
9/28/2008, 12:37 AM
...will make Stoops and his boys look like a middle school JV squad.
meoveryouxinfinity
9/28/2008, 12:37 AM
Is legally named Arthur, but likes being called Artie.
meoveryouxinfinity
9/28/2008, 12:38 AM
...will make Stoops and his boys look like a middle school JV squad.
..when the alarm goes off and he realizes he overslept.
SbOrOiNaEnR
9/28/2008, 02:03 AM
...thought he had a chance until he saw how well Christian folk fare against OU.
SicEmBaylor
9/28/2008, 02:05 AM
...is NOT the Baylor coach who showers with his sister.
illinisooner
9/28/2008, 03:03 AM
Thinks Curtis Jerrells is CLUTCH.
Haha...that's awesome.
birddog
9/28/2008, 08:22 AM
is still emotionally scarred by his 3rd grade teacher for accidentally calling him Bart Riles.
...couldn't meet Baylor's admission requirements.
Flagstaffsooner
9/28/2008, 08:43 AM
Drinks Zima and has bad luck with girls.
fadada1
9/28/2008, 08:53 AM
... bought a realdoll to use on away game weekends.
SoonerForever
9/28/2008, 10:25 AM
Urinates in....oh wait, wrong coach
Wishboned
9/28/2008, 10:32 AM
rented his house in Waco because he knows he won't be there long.
badger
9/28/2008, 10:53 AM
... didn't realize why Baylor had such a hive mentality, until he started drinking Waco's Dr. Pepper.
meoveryouxinfinity
9/28/2008, 07:09 PM
..thinks we should steal/copy TCU's look alike thread.
QB Robert Griffin
http://vmedia.rivals.com/IMAGES/PROSPECT/PHOTO/ROBERTGRIFFIN7_23A150.JPG
Coolio
http://seis25.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/coolio_grani_713025_400.jpg
SoonerFrance
9/28/2008, 07:49 PM
....asks, "what are you wearing"?, when he puts on his headset.
Breadburner
9/28/2008, 07:51 PM
put the f in fart....
tommieharris91
9/28/2008, 08:01 PM
...thinks Baylor is a big time football job.
tommieharris91
9/28/2008, 08:03 PM
...drinks milk straight out of the carton and scratches his *** at the same time.
badger
9/28/2008, 08:07 PM
...fulfilled his dream to coach in the Big 12 by coming to Baylor.
...suddenly realized that his dream was actually a nightmare.
goingoneight
9/28/2008, 08:21 PM
...will make Stoops and his boys look like a middle school JV squad.
... playing the peewee mighty mites squad. :D
FroggyStyle22
9/28/2008, 11:08 PM
... doesn't wash his hands after using the urinal at half time because he figures it's so busy no one will notice.
SicEmBaylor
9/28/2008, 11:11 PM
...is a good man, a good coach, and a proud Baylor Bear.
CincySooner
9/29/2008, 07:34 AM
... can't believe he convinced Robert Griffen to come to Baylor.
birddog
9/29/2008, 10:17 AM
uses the phrase, "what's good for the goose is good for the gander," after an interception.
BornandBred
9/29/2008, 10:24 AM
... eats the cream out of the Oreo and puts the rest back in the bag.
badger
9/29/2008, 10:26 AM
... is jealous of Bill O'Reilly when Stephen Colbert calls him "Papa Bear."
... has not been able to sleep since drinking caffeinated Dr. Pepper by the case upon arrival in Waco.
... is trying to get a date night set up for the football team (and head coach!) with Kim Mulkey and the women's basketball team.
... even though those girls scare the shizzle outta Art and his boys.
OKLA21FAN
9/29/2008, 10:27 AM
lied on his resume and application and is really Jewish.
badger
9/29/2008, 10:31 AM
... refused to show Baylor his birth certificate, which would reveal that his first name is short for "Artsy Fartsy"
frankensooner
9/29/2008, 11:20 AM
decided to "bob" for his car keys after he dropped them in the toilet.
badger
9/29/2008, 12:12 PM
...uses said rusty knife as a nail file
frankensooner
9/29/2008, 12:13 PM
Uses a floor buffer to bring his toenails to a glistening shine.
frankensooner
9/29/2008, 12:14 PM
cornrolls his earhair.
frankensooner
9/29/2008, 12:15 PM
thinks Drew Carey is better than Bob Barker.
frankensooner
9/29/2008, 12:17 PM
collects Malibu Stacy memrobillia
frankensooner
9/29/2008, 12:18 PM
is taking Femarin for his hot flashes.
frankensooner
9/29/2008, 12:19 PM
pees in the milk carton before returning it to the fridge.
frankensooner
9/29/2008, 12:20 PM
giggles like a Japanese schoolgirl at the Armadillo man Capital One commerical.
frankensooner
9/29/2008, 12:23 PM
got his butt kicked at a quilting bee.
stoops the eternal pimp
9/29/2008, 12:26 PM
likes to wear a mechanics shirt to practice with his name on it
stoops the eternal pimp
9/29/2008, 12:26 PM
thinks kevin steele should still be coach
stoops the eternal pimp
9/29/2008, 12:27 PM
lives in fear of the mens basketball team
frankensooner
9/29/2008, 12:37 PM
is famous for his confidence instilling phrase: "let's hang three on them and go home."
TheHumanAlphabet
9/29/2008, 12:37 PM
Watches old Houston Cougar film for ideas...
OUthunder
9/29/2008, 12:38 PM
still thinks that lucky charms are magically delicious.
stoops the eternal pimp
9/29/2008, 12:39 PM
still can't find waldo
illinisooner
9/29/2008, 12:42 PM
...thinks Travis Lewis is going to be a handful at RB.
...thinks New Mexico is a foreign country.
...is on his third copy of Terms of Endearment, because he wore out the first two.
badger
9/29/2008, 12:50 PM
...is recruiting Mexican players, because Texas is already taken by OU.
...is glad his Dodge Colt is a stick-shift, so he can push start it when he needs to.
badger
9/29/2008, 12:54 PM
... went to the Star Wars premiere dressed as the Death Star.
... so that he could sneak snacks and sodas in to the theatre.
... was subsequently kicked out, along with all other Star Wars nerds, not for the junk food, but for not being able to fit in the theatre seats.
frankensooner
9/29/2008, 12:55 PM
enjoys movies about Turkish prisons.
UberSooner
9/29/2008, 01:15 PM
Starts every Huntin cabin sex story with "This one time, my wife . . . " no matter how many times he's told wife stories don't count.
reddfoxx
9/29/2008, 01:23 PM
Is trying to get Lou Holtz to do his pre-game pep talk
SicEmBaylor
9/29/2008, 01:25 PM
Is trying to get Lou Holtz to do his pre-game pep talk
Lou can't even say, "Baylor."
frankensooner
9/29/2008, 01:27 PM
hates the itching, but doesn't mind the swelling.
ATX Sooner
9/29/2008, 01:28 PM
...is really a Muslim.
BetterSoonerThanLater
9/29/2008, 01:33 PM
...asks all his players what the "capital of thailand" is while they are in the shower.
OUMallen
9/29/2008, 01:42 PM
...quotes Mork and Mindy incessantly and gets angry when people don't recognize the quotes.
CrimsonandCreamForever
9/29/2008, 01:48 PM
... wishes they'd play "Zombie Nation" after scores in Waco.
BuckyB
9/29/2008, 02:35 PM
. . . Had a big thing for Bob Kardashian.
Nicely played sir.
badger
9/29/2008, 02:45 PM
... defends Britney Spears on Youtube while hiding under bed sheets sobbing.
cjames317
9/29/2008, 05:09 PM
coaches Baylor Bears football by day and coaches Sarah Palin on economics by night.
StoopTroup
9/29/2008, 05:12 PM
...knows he's screwed...he can't even even get SicEm to stop posting over here. :D
OUMallen
9/29/2008, 05:16 PM
counts moral victories.
stoops the eternal pimp
9/29/2008, 05:49 PM
Is amazed at troup's avatar
Lott's Bandana
9/29/2008, 08:25 PM
...thinks
twoallbeefpattiesspecialsauce
lettucecheesepickles
onionsonasesameseedbun
is a Whopper.
badger
9/30/2008, 09:55 AM
... registers 20 fake e-mail accounts to abc.com so that he can vote for Dancing with the Stars "hottie" Lance Bass as much as possible.
OUMallen
9/30/2008, 10:24 AM
...namedrops Daniel Sepulveda every time he can even though he didn't coach him at BU.
badger
9/30/2008, 10:27 AM
... shows off the Ray Guy award in the Baylor football trophy room.
...then, before they can notice all the emptiness, takes them immediately to the field to show off the... um... (pulling up Sic'Em's awesome thread) giant posters of Baylor's football legends festooning the side of the stadium.
SoonerTony
9/30/2008, 10:37 AM
is going to try and trick OU by kicking a 72 yard field goal on first down.
OKLA21FAN
9/30/2008, 10:53 AM
misses Houston
badger
9/30/2008, 10:55 AM
is going to try and trick OU by kicking a 72 yard field goal on first down.
...refers to this play as his "hurry up offense"
BornandBred
9/30/2008, 11:12 AM
.. counts the abs on AD in badger's avatar
stoops the eternal pimp
9/30/2008, 11:15 AM
still doesn't understand how Kolb could be pronounced Kobb and Favre pronounced Farve
OKLA21FAN
9/30/2008, 11:43 AM
Thought the BAYLOR LINE was something for the bookies and casinos to set, not a bunch of freshmen.
Sam Bradford
9/30/2008, 11:46 AM
...will be this year's Coach of the Year.
sorry that will go to saban
cjames317
9/30/2008, 12:45 PM
plays Dodge-ball a lot better than Todd Dodge.
OKLA21FAN
9/30/2008, 01:00 PM
Thinks the CueCat will make a comeback and has a place for innerweb users.
badger
9/30/2008, 01:52 PM
...wishes as many people that show up for women's basketball would show up for football in Waco.
Landthief 1972
9/30/2008, 02:08 PM
...was disappointed when he learned Baylor was a school for "Baptists," not "Bat tits."
StormySooner-IN
9/30/2008, 05:03 PM
...got attacked by a real bear in the woods once.
SoonerTroll
9/30/2008, 05:06 PM
..finds Al Davis attractive, ewwwww
CrimsonandCreamForever
9/30/2008, 05:22 PM
...messes with Sasquatch.
Breadburner
9/30/2008, 05:25 PM
did not know bears actually **** in the woods......
cjames317
9/30/2008, 05:44 PM
will bring his entire collection of propane-bottle-with-ball- bearings-inside noisemakers to the game.
meoveryouxinfinity
9/30/2008, 06:41 PM
Has always asked himself, if a tree falls in the woods, do bears hear it?
BIG_IKE
9/30/2008, 09:39 PM
has wooden tits with snap-on nipples.
badger
10/1/2008, 09:14 AM
... wanted a football intro similar to OU's, but found Baylor's resume to be lacking meat.
...despite this, he still walks out onto the field to "The Contender" theme.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/1/2008, 09:14 AM
has a wooden leg with a kickstand
badger
10/1/2008, 09:18 AM
...bikes to work as he tries to endear the students to him by "Going Green."
...has not been so endeared to the campus with huge amounts of bling in his effort to also "Go Gold."
stoops the eternal pimp
10/1/2008, 09:32 AM
rilly wants the UNT job
OUMallen
10/1/2008, 10:09 AM
...only picks up trash on the street if he's certain someone will observe his eco-friendly move.
badger
10/1/2008, 11:18 AM
... does not donate to charity, for he is the charity.
OUMallen
10/1/2008, 12:21 PM
...just stood WAY too close to me in line at Quiznos.
OKMAGIC
10/1/2008, 01:45 PM
cleans his ears with his car key
OKMAGIC
10/1/2008, 01:46 PM
farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles
stoops the eternal pimp
10/1/2008, 01:47 PM
wishes you would stop posting in this thread
cjames317
10/1/2008, 01:50 PM
... has quite the stockpile of "deficient assets" for sale.
badger
10/1/2008, 01:52 PM
... ponders the most feasible way to persuade Baylor to bring back the ugly green helmets.
badger
10/1/2008, 02:42 PM
... is implementing Mack Brown's entire coaching strategy, from softie, cushy player atmospheres and incentives to touchy, feelie nice assistant coaches that do not curse.
...unfortunately, cannot recruit like Mack Brown and thus, 2-2 :D
...got turned on by Rick Reilly's "nipple clamp" article.
badger
10/1/2008, 02:56 PM
... has sworn that the next Youtuber that rick rolls him will be handled internally within the Baylor football department.
Frozen Sooner
10/1/2008, 03:15 PM
Totally misunderstood what was going on when he voted for 1% for Art.
badger
10/1/2008, 03:34 PM
... is trying to convince fans to sellout the game through marketing genius plan entitled "Please show up to Floyd Casey Stadium for Saturday's football game if you a Baylor University Bears fan to support the Baylor University Bears football team as they take on the Oklahoma Sooners. Floyd Casey Stadium is not located on campus, but it truly is the heart of campus and we really need your fan support as this is a very difficult game."
...tried putting that on a billboard for traffic to see.
...was angry at the billboard dudes because he couldn't read any of the slogan from the road.
cjames317
10/1/2008, 04:47 PM
... just obtained a copyright for "GO BARE FOR THE BEARS!"
columbuscreek
10/1/2008, 05:54 PM
is wishing Mike Singletary had gotten the job.
birddog
10/1/2008, 06:00 PM
asked the blockbuster clerk if they carried bukakke flicks.
deweydw
10/1/2008, 06:39 PM
is Manbearpig...
deweydw
10/1/2008, 06:40 PM
thought he was getting a year supply of bearclaws when he signed the contract.
deweydw
10/1/2008, 06:42 PM
asked the blockbuster clerk if they carried bukakke flicks.
because he thought they were on the Food Network.
badger
10/1/2008, 07:22 PM
... is trying to convince recruits that Baylor is just like Notre Dame, what with the gold helmets and the alternative green jerseys!
... yeah, alternative :D
westcoast_sooner
10/1/2008, 11:47 PM
... wonders what he was thinking when he left Houston for Waco
stoops the eternal pimp
10/2/2008, 02:17 PM
wishes there was more male nudity in movies
badger
10/2/2008, 02:38 PM
... with the advent of "Keep Austin Weird" and "Keep College Station Normal" campaigns going, decided to start "Keep Waco Boring as Hell" campaign.
... the t-shirts did not sell, not because of the "boring" reference, but because of the "hell" reference.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/2/2008, 02:40 PM
will claim to be Mormon if the BYU job comes open
badger
10/2/2008, 02:46 PM
... will claim to be NOT Mormon if the presidential job opens up.
OUMallen
10/2/2008, 02:49 PM
is actually a PETA member and infiltrated Baylor's football program through years of covert ops so as to released their live bear.
badger
10/2/2008, 02:52 PM
is actually a PETA member and infiltrated Baylor's football program through years of covert ops so as to released their live bear.
... unfortunately, was never trained in bear handling and believes the bear will give him a hug upon release.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/2/2008, 03:17 PM
wonders why Baylor did not hire Mike Singletary
badger
10/2/2008, 04:42 PM
... sent all four Baylor fans to SF.com to defend his hiring :D
...watches the bear ****er scene from Super Troopers over and over
stoops the eternal pimp
10/2/2008, 06:04 PM
thinks the mojave experiment is about windows 95
badger
10/2/2008, 06:20 PM
... doesn't see anything wrong with taking the Oakland Raiders job.
goingoneight
10/2/2008, 09:17 PM
... is looking ahead to Iowa State.
badger
10/2/2008, 10:07 PM
... is looking ahead to the offseason
stoops the eternal pimp
10/3/2008, 08:13 AM
likes to yell "HEYY-OOO!" while waiting in line at McDonalds
badger
10/3/2008, 08:45 AM
... orders diet coke with his triple bypass burger.
mfosterftw
10/3/2008, 11:28 AM
new favorite sportscaster phrase is "and boom goes the dynamite..."
badger
10/3/2008, 12:16 PM
... wants a rival. ANY rival.
Frozen Sooner
10/3/2008, 12:16 PM
...let my love open the door to his heart.
cjames317
10/3/2008, 04:14 PM
... is a maverick.
SoonerinSouthlake
10/3/2008, 04:16 PM
started the website
www.getmethehelloutofwaco.com
badger
10/3/2008, 04:17 PM
... thinks if Congress can bailout Wall Street for $700 billion, he could bailout Baylor football for half that.
BigBoomerInBigD
10/3/2008, 11:05 PM
...excuses himself from the table right before the waiter brings the check.
King Crimson
10/4/2008, 07:02 AM
...wants to touch your monkey.
mobilesteve
10/4/2008, 09:20 AM
wants to Rock'n'Roll every night, but doesn't want to party every day. Strange.
badger
10/4/2008, 09:59 AM
... can't stop the rock.
StoopTroup
10/4/2008, 10:45 AM
...just slapped SicEm and told him to get out of the lockeroom. :D
badger
10/4/2008, 10:49 AM
... is jealous of vanderbilt right about now, watching espn
illinisooner
10/4/2008, 10:51 AM
...is a staunch advocate of scurvy and hates Vitamin C, in an attempt to ruffle the feathers of Mike Leach.
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