Annual Beavers vs Trojans thread

[BillyBall]

If the Trojans can get enough penetration, they will pound the Beavers tonight.

[Bourbon St Sooner]

The Beavers need to strap one on to have a chance in this one.

[Clever Trevor]

The trojans will bust out big and make the beaver look sloppy.

[BillyBall]

If it's a wet field, this one is anyone's ball game.

[IowaSooner26]

If the Trojans show holes it could knock the Beavers up... in the poles

[sooner94]

If the Trojans D stiffens, it will be a long night for the Beavers.

[bosworthsteroidmafia]

The Trojans will break deep inside the Beaver; 9 months later, Petey will be reborn as a Pac 10 ref.

[badger]

The Trojans Dirty Sanchez will be a viable alternative to the retired Bush Push maneuver.

[Hot Rod]

The Trojans Dirty Sanchez will be a viable alternative to the retired Bush Push maneuver.

Is that where they go in helmet first?

[badger]

The way to beat the Beavers is for the Trojans to get the balls deep.

(this thread is awful, I can't believe I'm contributing)

[soonersam]

The Trojans bend dont break D is going to be the difference!!

[tommieharris91]

The Trojans will pound the Beavers up the middle.

[IowaSooner26]

When the Trojans make it to the Beavers red zone they will either pound it home or come up short

[TMcGee86]

I think the Trojans have to be careful, if they get up big early on, they probably need to take it easy, because to sustain a rip or a tear late in the action would really hamper an otherwise great night.

[badger]

Ok, ok, one more.

The difference between the Trojans and Beavers is that they are different types of institutions. One is the privates, and one is the pubics.

[Penguin]

The Trojans had better work on its False Start problems. Otherwise, the Beavers will be able to take the night off (and be happy for a change).

[Dr. Jelly Finger]

After a neutral zone infraction late in the game, the Trojans caught the Beavers from behind.

It's fun to be in kindergarden again...

[BoomerSoonerTexasscks]

The beavers had better guard the back side. The trojans use alot of misdirection to score

[badger]

It's fun to be in kindergarden again...
Says the guy with the name Dr. Jelly Finger :rolleyes:

Oh... and um... quirky joke... um...

Between the Beavers and the Trojans, the more offensive the game is, the longer and harder the blowout will be.

:( I'm a bad person.

[TMcGee86]

Also, the Trojans always have to be careful not to get up big too early and suffer a letdown before the hitting stops.

[Dr. Jelly Finger]

Says the guy with the name Dr. Jelly Finger :rolleyes:

A Fletch reference. Can't be serious all of the time....

Trojans explode on helpless Beavers

Should we start with haikus? Might be a bit more entertaining

[TMcGee86]

Between the Beavers and the Trojans, the more offensive the game is, the longer and harder the blowout will be.

:( I'm a bad person.

I guessing the last thing the beavers want is a Trojan blowout. That could have major implications down the line.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I m sure the Trojans will stuff the Beaver inside unless the beavers strap on their helmet and go for a reverse

[badger]

Ok, we need fresh takes... here's a weird site to help... and it's semi-nsfw (http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/sportsjokes/footballsex.shtml)

[soonervegas]

The Beavers hope to not have their end zone compromised by too many Trojans early in the 1st quarter. Otherwise their dignity will take a hit and the evening could turn into an all out Trojan assault.

[badger]

All football requires coaching:

Pete Carroll coaching his Trojan kickers: The balls must pass through the uprights!

Whoever the Oregon St. coach is to the Beavers: The sack! Go for the sack! For play, the tackling goal is to get the sack!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I wonder if judge Penis Pump will be attending this game

[CK Sooner]

I like beavers.....alot.

[birddog]

the trojans offense will need to spread out the beavers.

[CK Sooner]

I hope the pull it off.

That #1 ranking sounds good to me.

:D

[CK Sooner]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a270/MrFryc/Motivational%20Posters/FailBeaver.jpg

[CK Sooner]

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii162/lindy1-photo/sss.jpg

[birddog]

The Beavers hope to not have their end zone compromised by too many Trojans early in the 1st quarter. Otherwise their dignity will take a hit and the evening could turn into an all out Trojan assault.

ok, now that's a reach. :)

[badger]

"Pac 10 Football: You're doing it wrong"
Trojans vs. Beavers 2008 edition

Beaver: My facemask has only one bar - and it's pointed right at my mouth!

[tomtom]

Beavers backfield in motion is not illegal.

[fadada1]

beavers lathered up in preparation for trojan visit.

[CK Sooner]

Is it at USC?

[8timechamps]

The Trojans are loaded and will blow out the beavers. This one will get messy.

[soonerscottd]

Beavers hope to keep Trojans under control to get some overtime.

[Breadburner]

Trojans should have no problem going up the middle on the Beavers....

[tomtom]

Beavers not impressed with trojans small spearhead.

[The Maestro]

If the Trojans have false starts it will impregnate the Beavers stats.

[CK Sooner]

http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo307/CKSooner/OregonStateBeavers.jpg

[BillyBall]

If the Trojans get really pumped up for this they may blow out the Beavers early.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

The trojan is covered with blood. Looks like the Beaver's pads malfunctioned. I win.

[Breadburner]

Beavers caught shaving in Trojans game.....

[tomtom]

Beavers backfield in motion is not illegal.

Unless BUSH gets money, then the trojans might get penalized.

[tomtom]

HEADLINE; ''Beavers throwing game, said they want to get licked"

[JLEW1818]

Hopefully the Beavs can keep it a 13 point game.

[Rogue]

ESPN now.

I'm playing on airplay.com

[SoonerStormchaser]

I have a feeling the Condoms will really penetrate and stick it inside the Beavers! :rolleyes:

[CK Sooner]

I don't think Oregon State is going to be able to keep up.

49-21

USC

[olevetonahill]

all that orange will Make em Play like Champions .:rolleyes:

[CK Sooner]

Beavers are give them their moneys worth.

[oumartin]

see, I really don't know what to think about USC, They have played nobody and that includes Ohio State

[CK Sooner]

Nice stop.

[CK Sooner]

I may want to take back my prediction :D

[badger]

I see they are now liberal Beavers - they dropped their bras! :D
Last year:
http://blog.oregonlive.com/johncanzano/2007/08/medium_bra.jpg
http://media.scout.com/media/image/47/477734.jpg
This year:
http://assets.espn.go.com/media/apphoto/83e9ae31-08ef-4f1c-b209-76ed2c5633e4.jpg

[CK Sooner]

Nice cut by the fullback.

[olevetonahill]

the Beavers are gonna chew up the condoms and spit em out .

[CK Sooner]

the Beavers are gonna chew up the condoms and spit em out .

What kind of ****** have you been getting.

:D

[oumartin]

That vaunted defense don't look so hot

[CK Sooner]

Wow, Oregon really is dominated this game so far.

[oumartin]

they are already makin' excuses for USC

[auto]

sort of what i was thinking

[CK Sooner]

Horse Collar

[StormySooner-IN]

Beavers penetr,....TD

[CK Sooner]

Wow!!

That did not look like a touchdown.

[oumartin]

rut row raggy

[badger]

No love for the so cahlers, but that was a very eyebrow raisin' call for td.

[soonersam]

Run it up!!!

[oumartin]

it will be first and goal on the 1inch line

[BudSooner]

Yeah, that was pretty much a no brainer. The Beaver offense looks pretty crisp so far.

[olevetonahill]

Beavers Penitrate the condoms

[soonersam]

another Pac10 review.....wow!!!!

[oumartin]

Wow, Pac 10 replay officials strike again! :D

[BudSooner]

I cannot believe that, except that it is Pac 10 refs...go figure.

Suc knows what we went thru now.

[badger]

Before you all get excited, tOSU scored first against USC too. 3-0 at one point. Final score? 35-3 :rolleyes:

[BudSooner]

They are without a doubt the worst refs in sports....period.

[olevetonahill]

What kind of ****** have you been getting.

:D

My prediction looks better than yours :P

[SOONERnTx]

yesssssssssssssssss OSU

[BudSooner]

Before you all get excited, tOSU scored first against USC too. 3-0 at one point.

Yes, but the Beavers weren't the ones doing the scoring here...now the refs have scoreboard.

[SoonerInFla]

Beavers erupt on comdoms.

[CK Sooner]

Look at all the players injured from Oregon State.

http://www.collegeinjuryreport.com/injury-report.php?vw=O

[soonersam]

RainMan could of benn a pac10 ref.......

definitley a Tuchdown and the ball only needs to go 7 1/2 yards on onside kicks!!!

[soonersam]

Onside it

[CK Sooner]

One more 3 and out, come on!

[BudSooner]

Obligatory Erin...Oh My!

[soonersam]

Erin Andrews!!!!!!

God bless her and everything about her!

[soonersam]

the -25 isnt looking so hot!!

[oumartin]

I am impressed with the speed of the Beavers, or USC isn't as fast as all the universe thinks

[CK Sooner]

The #1 Oklahoma Sooners

Damn, that sounds good to me.

:D

[soonersam]

So Oregon st is at least 4 points better than "the" OSU

[oumartin]

USC probably rolls in this game but so far the trojans are not impressive

[CK Sooner]

Nice stop!

[soonersam]

If OSU blows'em out.... Modern Marvels is about the history of cold weather and how humans deal with it!!

[olevetonahill]

USC probably rolls in this game but so far the trojans are not impressive

Yup usc rolls up their Condoms and quits ****in around .:D

[CatfishSooner]

Go beavers!!!!

[oumartin]

man nice grab

[CK Sooner]

They are bringing the heat.

Pass, Pass, Pass.

[soonersam]

looked like Farve on the toss

[oumartin]

man,they can go deep on these guys any time

[oumartin]

Horsecollar

[CK Sooner]

Retards don't know how to tackle.

[soonersam]

TRRW call

[BudSooner]

Heh, this is teh win.

[sooner518]

another horsecollar. hahahaha

[soonersam]

thats was funny!!!

[oumartin]

kaPOWW

[CK Sooner]

I'm scared that little guy is gonna get hurt. :(

[CK Sooner]

Have to at least get a field goal on this drive.

[ratherthanlater]

I hate USC but I feel like they are about to wake up.

[badger]

This stadium - the design around the edges of the field, and the colors of the fans - are eerily like Poke. :mad:

[CK Sooner]

Quarterback is getting no time.

[CK Sooner]

Nice job dumb*** QB

Throw it away!!!

[Curly Bill]

I kinda want to go watch some of this game...but I know when I do things will start going SUC's way.

....so I'm good.

[CK Sooner]

I kinda want to go watch some of this game...but I know when I do things will start going SUC's way.

....so I'm good.

You don't have a t.v by your computer? :eek:

[ratherthanlater]

Nice.

[soonersam]

I kinda want to go watch some of this game...but I know when I do things will start going SUC's way.

....so I'm good.

good call........lock yourself in the closet

[olevetonahill]

good call........lock yourself in the closet

Sam you dont answer me , Im gonna be makin your travel plans fer ya .:P

[badger]

Ok, with that disappointment, I bring you... the message board version of a commercial break:
http://www.tulsaworld.com/articleimages/2008/20080925_protest.jpg
This person probably majored in fashion awareness or women's studies or something :D

[BudSooner]

I don't know, the way this series has gone the past 3 years I wouldn't put anything past OSU, i'm in for the game.

It's a Thursday, great night for an upset.

[Curly Bill]

You don't have a t.v by your computer? :eek:

I do, but the big screen is in my living room. :D

[BudSooner]

Now that WAS a stop!
Or not.

[oumartin]

oh hell no, that was a generous spot

[CK Sooner]

Now that WAS a stop!

Nice spot.

Dumb*****

[BudSooner]

Nice spot.

Dumb*****

Notice, I did say...was. :D

[SOONERnTx]

no way was that a 1st down....CHALLENGE

[olevetonahill]

The Condoms are getting Stretched

[badger]

Commercial break...
http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/06/gobeavers.jpg
1st down my azz :mad:

[colleyvillesooner]

SC about to go deep..

[CK Sooner]

no way was that a 1st down....CHALLENGE

I hope they do.

[BudSooner]

I never saw him cross the down marker, leave it to a ****ing ref...again.

[soonersam]

Tulane is beating SMU 31 - 7

What game are you guys watching?

[BudSooner]

**** YEAH!

[oumartin]

down with the dirty sanchez

[meoveryouxinfinity]

We would destroy their D on a neutral field. End of message.

[The Maestro]

I know soonersam.

He's drinking.

I promise.

GO BEAVERS!!!

Got a friend at the game. He said there are as many Obama stickers as orange shirts in the stadium! Tree huggin' liberals...gotta love 'em!

[CK Sooner]

Nice!

[BoulderSooner79]

*Two* blatant horse collar tackles and the PAC10 crew got 'em both right. Blow me over with a feather.

[ratherthanlater]

This game is just making me think that Ohio State really sucks.

[The Maestro]

Boy, the best team ever that can compete with the St. Louis Rams (as ESPN did a story about today) is, in the words of Joe Namath, "STRUG-UHHH-LING!"

[oumartin]

can't make mistakes like that if you wanna win dis game

[CK Sooner]

Stupid mistakes are gonna cost them.

[Curly Bill]

Got a friend at the game. He said there are as many Obama stickers as orange shirts in the stadium! Tree huggin' liberals...gotta love 'em!

Like Hell I do! :mad:

[Fiatil]

I know it's early and all, but this is making the discussion of "If USC goes undefeated they should jump an undefeated big12/SEC champion because they're so amazing" seem a little bit silly you know?

[colleyvillesooner]

SC about to go deep..

er into their own territory.

See?

:D

[oumartin]

go after the punt! bring the house..

[The Maestro]

This game is just making me think that Ohio State really sucks.

Watch Minnesota beat the Bucknuts this week.

Gotta TiVo "The Office" if this game stays like this!

[CK Sooner]

Now lets see if Oregon State can at least get a field goal.

[Rogue]

Beavers smothering the Condoms

[The Maestro]

Like Hell I do! :mad:

Oh, it's Oregon liberals. Not like an Oklahoma soonerfans.com liberal. They actually, REALLY hug trees! It's NUTS!

[oumartin]

I've got a major stiffy right now...

[badger]

Commercial break...
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j141/ECKoolAid/lolsports/pete-carroll-halloween.jpg
In honor of all the orange and black, it must almost be Halloween :D

[soonersam]

Watch Minnesota beat the Bucknuts this week.

Gotta TiVo "The Office" if this game stays like this!

This makes Penn St look real good

[oumartin]

Heck I bet Minnesota could be Ohio State.

I bet Oklahoma State slaughters Troy who also gave Ohio State fits in Columbus

[SOONERnTx]

The D is lookin good against "unstopable" uscUCK

[olevetonahill]

A coupla Calls that were Iffy , But so far I see a well Called game .

[BudSooner]

Condoms too slippery to get into the Beavers zone, REEEEEEJECTED!

[oumartin]

remember the only team that can stop USC is USC

[ratherthanlater]

That fool is WiReY!

[BudSooner]

Heck I bet BAYLOR could be Ohio State.

I bet Oklahoma State slaughters Troy who also gave Ohio State fits in Columbus
:D

[The Maestro]

I gotta go to espn.com to see the stats.

Ha! Ced Benson makes the update! LOSER!

[oumartin]

gashin' the defense!

[The Maestro]

remember the only team that can stop USC is USC

CLASSIC! Well, USC is in orange and black right now!

[sooner518]

Beavers better get a lead while SC is sucking. Theyre gonna come back in the 2nd half for sure

[The Maestro]

Taylor Mayes. We had a Taylor at OU.

A cheerleader who was the basketball coaches daughter.

[soonersam]

I know soonersam.

He's drinking.

I promise.

GO BEAVERS!!!

Got a friend at the game. He said there are as many Obama stickers as orange shirts in the stadium! Tree huggin' liberals...gotta love 'em!

My doc said if I continued drinking I would die in 6-8 weeks so I switched to Heroin!!

[oumartin]

I'm crackin' up. the USC defense still walking and actin' cocky and they are getting their asses handed to them

[meoveryouxinfinity]

omg wtf they threw the ball.

[The Maestro]

125-30 on total yards.

USC IS THE BEST TEAM EVAR!!!!

[soonersam]

ERIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please call me back!!!!!!!!

[oumartin]

GO FOR IT!!!

GO FOR IT!!!!

[meoveryouxinfinity]

horrible spot.

[oumartin]

nevermind

[The Maestro]

Refresher. Oregon State lost at Stanford. This year.

Hammered at Penn State.

Oh, but they beat Hawaii.

[jmikeh]

That fool is WiReY!

Kind of reminds me of Q.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

LMFAO AT THE USC DEFENSE...BAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[oumartin]

beavers make me hard!

[Fiatil]

USC is awesome, it's just OSU's tricky playcalling of running it up the middle and dominating USC's d-line that's confusing them for now.

I really want to see Demarco run against these guys if they play like this.

[ratherthanlater]

I'd love to see Demarco and C.B. against this D.

[colleyvillesooner]

not having a FG kicker us going to force OSU to do things they don't want to eventually.

OK, SC's D is not that great right now.

[soonersam]

This reminds me of the 2003 big12 game.... The best team cant do anything right

[auto]

This is pure greatness. I would die laughing if this happens

[oumartin]

man, shoot yourself in the foot again. Their tailback is gassed

[The Maestro]

Bottom line. Games are won and lost at the line of scrimmage.

USC is getting hammered. Best defense ever at USC, my butt.

[badger]

Refresher. Oregon State lost at Stanford. This year.

Hammered at Penn State.

Oh, but they beat Hawaii.

Come on, man - you know that every team plays OU harder. I'm sure it's the case with USC, too.

... I'm sure the Beavers are playing the Trojans quite hard ;)

[meoveryouxinfinity]

woo red zone! time to mess up!

[Rogue]

Erin is smokin' hawt and looks stunned.

[olevetonahill]

I predict the Condoms go Home empty .

[BudSooner]

Is that Ken Norton Jr on the USC sideline?

[oumartin]

that pass reminds me of the chuck long days.. pick 6 on occasion

[The Maestro]

This reminds me of the 2003 big12 game.... The best team cant do anything right


SEE YOUR SIGNATURE FOR THAT NIGHT YOU SPEAK OF!!!

[SoonerStormchaser]

Yes...KNjr is a coach for the condoms.

[oumartin]

yes, Norton JR is their linebackers coach

[sooner518]

HUGE catch!

[Fiatil]

Wooow. I was just waiting for a pick to come, and it doesn't. Go go oregon state!

[colleyvillesooner]

WOOT!!! 1st and goal

[soonersam]

SEE YOUR SIGNATURE FOR THAT NIGHT YOU SPEAK OF!!!

I have no idea what your talking about????

You must be refering to the hotwaitress I threw gobs of money @

[Rogue]

Woo-Hoo!

[oumartin]

wow, he does remind ya of Q a little. Just so low to the ground

[badger]

Commercial break time! In honor of that glorious Oregon State drive...
http://bp0.blogger.com/_NkPs74MKsxk/Rt99XV2e8yI/AAAAAAAAAHE/QMWhpsAr7q4/s400/110-effort.jpg

(I don't intend to keep it up the entire game, but ever game over analysis needs a break or two) :)

[colleyvillesooner]

Beavers trap.

Good one Chris.

[The Maestro]

Okay, now this is serious!

[BudSooner]

Damn, this is a pretty fun game.

[SOONERnTx]

Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q

[soonersam]

I have no idea what your talking about????

You must be refering to the hotwaitress I threw gobs of money @

I hope she blew it all on you!!!!

[ratherthanlater]

Here is a commercial break I'm sure everyone remembers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOevAF9SiFo

[Billy'sOUfan]

Yikes. What will ESPN do if USC loses?

[jmikeh]

Looking good

http://usc.rivals.com/forum.asp?sid=995&fid=521&style=1

[oumartin]

hell no, he took a step.. TD beavers

[The Maestro]

REPLAY!!! HE CAUGHT IT!!

No chance...Pac 10 refs.

[Rogue]

Catch and fumble.

[badger]

Here is a commercial break I'm sure everyone remembers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOevAF9SiFo

Unlike that d@mn commercial, mine never repeat :D

Oregon State's power over USC: Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends, come inside come inside:D

[meoveryouxinfinity]

wow if officials have learned anything is it to NOT BLOW THE BALL DEAD!!!!!

[BoulderSooner79]

Yikes. What will ESPN do if USC loses?

Drop them to #2

[Fiatil]

Welp, Pac 10 refs pay USC back, that was a fumble.

[soonersam]

Yikes. What will ESPN do if USC loses?

Cowherd is sitting in his garage with the car running as we type

[CatfishSooner]

USC suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkks

[The Maestro]

I hope she blew it all on you!!!!

You quoted yourself...hella cool!

Yes, she did...but I blow it all now.

[BudSooner]

Holy ****e, a challenge.

[oumartin]

maybe not a fumble but close

[soonersam]

You quoted yourself...hella cool!

Yes, she did...but I blow it all now.

Thats called the----- "Super Quote"

[olevetonahill]

You quoted yourself...hella cool!

Yes, she did...but I blow it all now.

Jes how drunk is Sam ?
Looked like a TD to me .

[colleyvillesooner]

Never had it.

[The Maestro]

166-30 on total yards.

[Rogue]

This tough PAC 10 schedule is hard to navigate. :rolleyes:

[oumartin]

but USC has the bestest defense evar!

[meoveryouxinfinity]

another third and short. i bet they throw it this time.

[soonersam]

Jes how drunk is Sam ?
Looked like a TD to me .

Unless your my Probation officer, its non of your business... Just dont tell my wife.

[CatfishSooner]

come on Laybourn!

[The Maestro]

Jes how drunk is Sam ?


He's a professional. Kinda like David Blaine. Don't try this at home kinda stuff.

[Rogue]

Generous spot.

[CatfishSooner]

damn barley...

[The Maestro]

Congrats USC on the first down.

Start waving wheat like OSU fans. Cheer a first down. It means something right now for you mighty trojans.

[CatfishSooner]

damn that was ****ty

[oumartin]

boo, should have had him for a sack

[BudSooner]

He was OUT before the marker...****ing sorry assed paid of ****ing refs!

[CatfishSooner]

sanchez looks dirty...

[The Maestro]

Nice tackle, Beavs.

Oregon State still controlling both lines of scrimmage.

[Rogue]

holdholdhold :mad:

[Rock Hard Corn Frog]

Yeah this USC team looks UNBEATABLE!:rolleyes:

[CatfishSooner]

holding bwahahahah

[olevetonahill]

Unless your my Probation officer, its non of your business... Just dont tell my wife.

Yes it is dipwad you tried to spek me and Negged instead . So If yer Drunk as hell its Cool. :P

[SteelCitySooner]

goooo beavers!

[CatfishSooner]

Good D...

[ratherthanlater]

I guess when they said the only team that can beat USC is USC, the second USC meant Universities South of Canada.

[Rogue]

Beaver recovers

[CatfishSooner]

fumble!!!!!!!!!!1

[oumartin]

turnover!