Thread For Guys (and Gals I suppose) Who Prefer Girls Only...

[Lott's Bandana]

...so, ESPN has this new commercial for Monday Night Countdown. It is a spoof of Dancing With The Stars where somebody named Shannon and Derek dance in front of the MNC crew of jocks and announcers.

I grew up in Norman and am usually rather hard to impress, BUT, all I see in this fine commercial are these LEGS that go all the way up to this girl's neck...simply priceless museum quality pieces.

I don't know who this Shannon person is, but a ginormous example of why d00dness come with tremendous benefits.

YouTube doesn't have the commercial yet, but if you can get through the meh...check these out fellas.

YWIA. :P

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[Curly Bill]

So...you missed her Playboy pictorial of a few years back? :D

[Lott's Bandana]

So...you missed her Playboy pictorial of a few years back? :D

That's it, I'm off to eBay...

[Curly Bill]

That's it, I'm off to eBay...

August 1999 I think. :D

[Lott's Bandana]

August 1999 I think. :D

Dayum Bill....those gams are that old? Win.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

She showed her boobies in American Pie which came out in 99 also I think

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Stacy Kiebler legs are even betta

[Lott's Bandana]

'99 huh?

I need to change the title from Girls to Wimmens. (NTTIAWWT)

[Curly Bill]

Dayum Bill....those gams are that old? Win.

According to teh innerweb she's a delightful 35 years old.

[Lott's Bandana]

Stacy Kiebler legs are even betta

I'm gonna google, but STEP...srsly....betta? That's like saying Owen Field is a better name than Memorial Stadium.

BRB

[Curly Bill]

Stacy Kiebler legs are even betta

Hard to argue against that...

...but that Maria Sharapova has some lovely legs as well.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/gallery/dwts_outfits/stacey_keibler300x400.jpg

[Lott's Bandana]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/gallery/dwts_outfits/stacey_keibler300x400.jpg

Oh my...OOOOOOOOOOOwen Field.

Well done Sir!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I ve lusted after her for years as well back in her rasslin days

[tulsaoilerfan]

...so, ESPN has this new commercial for Monday Night Countdown. It is a spoof of Dancing With The Stars where somebody named Shannon and Derek dance in front of the MNC crew of jocks and announcers.

I grew up in Norman and am usually rather hard to impress, BUT, all I see in this fine commercial are these LEGS that go all the way up to this girl's neck...simply priceless museum quality pieces.

I don't know who this Shannon person is, but a ginormous example of why d00dness come with tremendous benefits.

YouTube doesn't have the commercial yet, but if you can get through the meh...check these out fellas.

YWIA. :P

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Seriously, you have never seen Shannon Elizabeth before? She was Nadia in American Pie :hot:

[Lott's Bandana]

I ve lusted after her for years as well back in her rasslin days

Do you think she would be attracted to an old d00d who sits in his electric powered recliner drinking Route 44 Diet Cherry Limeades, watching on-demand Adult Swim and typing self-perceived witticisms in a little square white box on his laptop, lusting for spek? I have more attributes, but those are the most obvious right now...

[Lott's Bandana]

Seriously, you have never seen Shannon Elizabeth before? She was Nadia in American Pie :hot:

Admission:

In 1999 my daughters were 11 and 13 and things were quite different then...they have now seen the flick of course, but I missed that particular boat.

Girl certainly ages well, yes?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I bet she would be on you like flies on you know

[Lott's Bandana]

I bet she would be on you like flies on you know

rubbin her legs together and....




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[setem]

FTW! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOwi-OHve80)

[tommieharris91]

FTW! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOwi-OHve80)

The comments on that are hilarious. The commentary is too. Dude sounds like it's the first time he's seen a female body.

[setem]

The comments on that are hilarious. The commentary is too. Dude sounds like it's the first time he's seen a female body.

Apparently those guys want to make sure her salad is mixed well and the dressing is evenly distributed!

[proud gonzo]

Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough.

[Blue]

Hi! I'm the 21st Century! Have we met?!

[StoopTroup]

Warren Sapp got a 22.

I still say Shannon needs to work on her flexibility...

If she can get those legs up and behind her head...

I'd shut up and drive. :D

Oh and Warren wouldn't stand a chance.

[Lott's Bandana]

Hi! I'm the 21st Century! Have we met?!

Don't make this about me, Man. Focus on those legs!!

Focus.

Focus.

nom nom nom

[stoops the eternal pimp]

You have to excuse JCS between the hours of 1am and 5 am...he gets a little aggressive