You poor Sooners

[TCU Penguin]

As a public service, I feel that it is my duty to prepare you Sooners for another embarrassing game on national television. Please take a look at this website: Tips to Mentally Prepare Yourself for a Disaster (http://www.isnare.com/?aid=216547&ca=Advice)


The first course of action in mentally preparing yourself for a disaster is not to become panic-stricken at the prospect that a disaster could strike at any time. It is a reality of this planet and life that disasters do happen. But agonizing over when they may happen and where you will be when they do, is not a recipe for living well and happily. Assuage your fears by becoming as prepared as possible mentally now, to cope better in the midst of a disaster should you find yourself in one.


Remember: Going home and taking it out on your sister will not make things better!

[KantoSooner]

A, haha. A hahahahahaha.

So very funny.

Want to concede now? Or would you prefer to wait until Saturday?

TCU - 6-9 points (probably all in the first half)

OU - 49-77 points

Book it, Dan-o

[OKLA21FAN]

this is not a very Christian like post. :pop:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

your such a moron penguin

[Hot Rod]

http://blog.loupis.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/penguin.jpg

[badger]

http://spandorf.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/im-with-stupid-2.jpg

Blah blah DeMarco, blah blah Bradford, blah blah touchdown tight end, blah blah Gerald, blah blah Reynolds, blah blah English, blah blah...
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edit: and yes I know this is n00b bait, but trashing the opposition, even if it is n00b bait opposition, is so much fun.

[boomermagic]

As a public service, I feel that it is my duty to prepare you Sooners for another embarrassing game on national television. Please take a look at this website: Tips to Mentally Prepare Yourself for a Disaster (http://www.isnare.com/?aid=216547&ca=Advice)




Remember: Going home and taking it out on your sister will not make things better!

You are seeing a whole team of Psychiatrists aren't you ? Take the round peg out of the square hole{It won't fit} and take your medicine..

[Collier11]

I dont want Lupica down our backs when we put up another 70 pt win, that would be a disaster

[jage]

Anyone else think this guy is an aggie in disguise, letting out all his frustrations?

Hell, even my dad (TCU alumn, coming to the game with me), doesn't think TCU stands a chance.

Of course, he didn't think TCU stood a chance last time either though...

[CK Sooner]

OU - 100

Horny Frogs - 0

[rondog79]

You are seeing a whole team of Psychiatrists aren't you ? Take the round peg out of the square hole{It won't fit} and take your medicine..

i bet that guy sleeps with his brother

[OUthunder]

As a public service, I feel that it is my duty to prepare you Sooners for another embarrassing game on national television. Please take a look at this website: Tips to Mentally Prepare Yourself for a Disaster (http://www.isnare.com/?aid=216547&ca=Advice)




Remember: Going home and taking it out on your sister will not make things better!


What if it's my step sister?

[rondog79]

lol

[CK Sooner]

What if it's my step sister?

If she is hawt then it's ok.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

What if it's step's sister?

have at her

[hgarmorer]

TTIWWOP

[humblesooner]

Hook.....

[humblesooner]

Line.....

[SoonerStormchaser]

Ok seriously...you think we're overlooking you or not taking you seriously after what's happened the last two times you've come to Norman? This game's been circled on our calenders for a long time.

Ask A&M what happened to them in 2003 after they beat us in College Station in 2002...

[tommieharris91]

I wonder when the OSU penguin will show up.

[humblesooner]

Sinker.
:D

[Fraggle145]

Go back to Jail. ;)

[badger]

I wonder when the OSU penguin will show up.

Don't say his name three times. I don't want him to appear.

[sooneron]

Who knew? Cougar bait is also Penguin bait.

[BillyBall]

Who knew? Cougar bait is also Penguin bait.

Now that is damn funny.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Pen-guin! Pen-guin! Pen-guin!

[Sooner98]

I always look forward to opposing team Penguin's posts, and the subsequent noob flip-out.

[85sooners]

:gary:

[Dio]

I love the smell of n00b-bait in the morning

[boomermagic]

We won't have to worry about the tcu penguin showing up after saturday night.. I bet he will not even show after that..

[Mad Dog Madsen]

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=ap-t25-oklahoma-spygate&prov=ap&type=lgns

[UberSooner]

Frogs vaunted D has faced:
New Mexico: 100th ranked in total Offense
Stephen Austin: No rank
Stanford: 112th ranked in total Offense
SMU: 97th ranked in total Offense

I ain't worried.

[Widescreen]

Frogs vaunted D has faced:
New Mexico: 100th ranked in total Offense
Stephen Austin: No rank
Stanford: 112th ranked in total Offense
SMU: 97th ranked in total Offense

I ain't worried.

BUT THEY'RE ONLY RANKED THAT LOW BECAUSE THEY ONLY GOT LIKE 5 NET YARDS AGAINST THE MIGHTY TCU DEFENSE!!!!!!11!!!!!!

[birddog]

I always look forward to opposing team Penguin's posts, and the subsequent noob flip-out.

it doesn't work as well if you out him! stop it!:mad:

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Penguin is gone already. He hasn't shown the nerve to repost.

Nice work Sooner defenders.

[cue triumphant music]

[Soonerus]

Welcome Penguin...

[TCU Penguin]

BUT THEY'RE ONLY RANKED THAT LOW BECAUSE THEY ONLY GOT LIKE 5 NET YARDS AGAINST THE MIGHTY TCU DEFENSE!!!!!!11!!!!!!


Finally, a Sooner fan with more than 3 brain cells.

[birddog]

Finally, a Sooner fan with more than 3 brain cells.

that's more than dalton will have after all the hits he's going to take on saturday, tough guy!

[StormySooner-IN]

heh at this thread.....

[CK Sooner]

that's more than dalton will have after all the hits he's going to take on saturday, tough guy!

Travis will lay the wood. :D

[batonrougesooner]

Travis will lay the wood. :D

That's kind of ghey

[CK Sooner]

That's kind of ghey

You were the only one thinking of it in that way.

:D

[meoveryouxinfinity]

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=ap-t25-oklahoma-spygate&prov=ap&type=lgns

What I got out of this article:

There’s a lot that’s said about us or me that aren’t accurate or aren’t true.


THAT AIN'T TRUE!!!!!11!!1!

Difference seen & noted.

[mobilesteve]

TCU Penguin......your no UW penguin or Bearcat Penguin or Tech Penguin or...........hmmmm I see a theme here.

[The Maestro]

What's crazy is when people with thousands of posts chime in.

These types of folk still pull friends fingers while they snicker after leaving a Mexican restaurant!

[Husky Penguin]

Did I just hear my name? Did someone call? I am still reeeling over the beatdown that was administered in Seattle.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

your whole penguin clan makes me sick

[birddog]

it just doesn't work as well anymore. everyone wants to be the guy to expose him instead of watching the 'guin reel em in. :(

[rondog79]

Finally, a Sooner fan with more than 3 brain cells.

yep i still think this guy is sleeping with his brother

[badger]

Since this is a troll thread anyway, here, have a funny. (http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1252161&forum_id=5)

[Jason White's Third Knee]

it just doesn't work as well anymore. everyone wants to be the guy to expose him instead of watching the 'guin reel em in. :(


Where is the movie villian guy? Just as good, I think. But...


Come on Penguin? 3 brain cells. Is that the best you can do? OU is a vastly improved team since whatever year your HornFrogs won.
http://wildlifesociety.tamu.edu/_borders/Horny%20Toad.jpg


See? Sooners roll.

[rondog79]

lol

[OUthunder]

Did I just hear my name? Did someone call? I am still reeeling over the beatdown that was administered in Seattle.

Indeed. The beatdown was so bad that I can't even bring myself to neg ya.:D

[OUTrumpet]

Les Miles is the only coach in the country to beat Stoops twice in a row.

Everyone else has felt nothing but wrath the next time we've met.

[CobraKai]

Finally, a Sooner fan with more than 3 brain cells.

Still waiting to meet a TCU fan that meets that criterion.

[Ardmore_Sooner]

Les Miles is the only coach in the country to beat Stoops twice in a row.

Everyone else has felt nothing but wrath the next time we've met.

I try to forget Mack Brown did it too. 05-06

[KC//CRIMSON]

What's crazy is when people with thousands of posts chime in.

These types of folk still pull friends fingers while they snicker after leaving a Mexican restaurant!


Those are the ones who really are sleeping with their sisters.


Hey-O!

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Movie Villian!!!!

Still, Penguin though...

[OUthunder]

As a public service, I feel that it is my duty to prepare you Sooners for another embarrassing game on national television. Please take a look at this website: Tips to Mentally Prepare Yourself for a Disaster (http://www.isnare.com/?aid=216547&ca=Advice)




Remember: Going home and taking it out on your sister will not make things better!


Does it have to be a Penguin every year? I mean, why can't we change it up say every five years or so? Maybe a Polarbear or a swordfish. How bout a TCU Shrimp or a TCU Caribou?

The folks who make these decisions have lost all creativeness and I for one am disappointed as hell.
:D

[OU86]

You won't see TCU Penguin after this Saturday because penguins spontaneously explode. It's a well known scientific fact. Plus they live at the South Pole, which is D-U-M dumb if you ask me. And they don't have opposable thumbs, which means they can't drive, or draw a picture, or pop open a pop top, or really even go to school, which makes the whole idea of [insert name of upcoming opponent] Penguin pretty ridiculous anyway.

But I digress. Hold my beer and watch this . . . .

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Does it have to be a Penguin every year? I mean, why can't we change it up say every five years or so? Maybe a Polarbear or a swordfish. How bout a TCU Shrimp or a TCU Caribou?

The folks who make these decisions have lost all creativeness and I for one am disappointed as hell.
:D


My spek hammer hangeth over you like the sword of Damecles. Good to see you back though.

[BudSooner]

Meh, TCU Woodpecker just doesn't have the same zing to it for some reason.

[OU-HSV]

this is not a very Christian like post. :pop:

Interesting you mentioned this.
I sat in the south end zone, pretty low down the last time they came to Norman. I remember some middle fingers coming from the TCU band members at least once or twice, I also remember something about one of their songs, and some lyrics they shouted that seemed to hint the 'F' bomb, or something like that. I can't remember that song part perfectly well, but I just remember my wife, myself, and my friends that were with us were pretty surprised that the TCU band would act so "non-Christian" that day.

[TCU Penguin]

I just remember my wife, myself, and my friends that were with us were pretty surprised that the TCU band would act so "non-Christian" that day.


Yeah, this coming for a fan of THE LAND THIEVES!!!!

[tommieharris91]

Yeah, this coming for a fan of THE LAND THIEVES!!!!
When will you call us gooners?

[TripleOption14]

Can somebody hit me up w/ a little General Ackbar for sarcasm sake. :D Seems fitting somehow in a weird funny way. :D

[Widescreen]

My spek hammer hangeth over you like the sword of Testicles.
:eek:

[BudSooner]

:eek:
Oh ****, I had to read that twice to see that...heh, I really need to go to bed but the board is pretty funny tonight.

Meh, i'll go to sleep in a bit.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

:eek:


So not funny.

[sooner59]

Yeah, this coming for a fan of THE LAND THIEVES!!!!

Some of us are not actually land thieves even though we go to school here. Interestingly enough, Sam Bradford and I have Native American roots. They took my ancestor's land....and I took financial aid money from the government, muhahaha.

[KingDavid]

OU: 100,000

Horny Frogs: -100,000

FIXED.:D

[KingDavid]

Yeah, this coming for a fan of THE LAND THIEVES!!!!

We do have an excellent ground game. I'll give you that, Penguin. And you: you should slip back into the cold water where you belong.

It's only a couple of days now and we'll send you guys scurrying back to finish out the rest of your mid-major Div III junior varsity low-grade, b-league middle-school pee-wee pop warner schedule.

:eek:

[KingDavid]

Yeah, this coming for a fan of THE LAND THIEVES!!!!

And one more thing while I'm at it: How does it feel to be stuck in that piece of dung mid-major confidence? Does your program get more money from Bowl games or hot-dog sales?

By the way, have you looked up, lately? Do you recognize that large green mass casting a shadow above your program? Yes, that's right: it's the collective A$$ of the Baylor Bears. Even though they're our perrenial Big XII doormat, at least they have an annual ticket to the real dance. As such, they get to take a big, messy gold and green $hit at will all over your purple heads.

Doesn't that just IRK you, man? I mean, come on! No matter how good you do, the best you'll ever be is a BCS Buster!

Dude. Sucks to be you.

[Leroy Lizard]

As a public service, I feel that it is my duty to prepare you Sooners for another embarrassing game on national television. Please take a look at this website: Tips to Mentally Prepare Yourself for a Disaster

Since it is linked on the TCU Athletic Department's site, you really didn't have to post it.

[ousooners182]

lol umm...god bless ou sooners football

[boomermagic]

Did I just hear my name? Did someone call? I am still reeeling over the beatdown that was administered in Seattle.



Glad to oblige Husky.. Your team will bounce back and win some games this year for sure.. Beat usc !

[sooneron]

http://www.gosailingpicton.co.nz/images/caught-fish.jpg

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Just wow.

[Clever Trevor]

People getting all up in arms due to a Penguin speaking the truth.

[Kels]

This reminds me of someone, but I just can't remember who . . .

http://butchharrison.com/img/froggig.jpg

[Collier11]

Yeah, this coming for a fan of THE LAND THIEVES!!!!

You are by far the weakest smack talker in history, "you guys steal land", "our fans are better", is this really all you have to offer up?

[sooneron]

I think this penguin is drunk.

[lithium]

He should be very EZ to spot in the stadium. He will be wearing black and white suit, sitting in a bucket of ice and making squeaky noises. We can bring some sardines to pelt him with.
:0)