Where Do I Go to Get a Protective Order against Czar?

[Viking Kitten]

Man Farts, Charged With Assault Against Police Officer (http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html)

That really stinks.

[colleyvillesooner]

You got to know when to hold it...

[Czar Soonerov]

That wasn't me, it was the dog.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Here is a video I showed at church last wednesday to help you out czar

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[M]

Whoever smelt it dealt it.

[frankensooner]

Or, my favorite: "The smeller is the feller."

[Howzit]

Or "The inhalenater is the flatulater."

[NormanPride]

Must have been quite a wind.

[frankensooner]

He was a real smart feller, or is that fart smeller?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Jean, Jean made a machine
Joe, Joe made it go
Art, Art let a fart
blew the whole damn thing apart...

[frankensooner]

I didn't say Beef Hearts.

[IB4OU2]

"Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction."

Based on recent evidence the obstruction charge has been removed.

[Stitch Face]

He who farteth in church sits in his own pew.

[SoonerStormchaser]

IB4OU2...I demand that you get rid of that pic of my wife in your avatar IMMEDIATELY!!!

[BudSooner]

It's a damn thing I wasn't there, they would have put me on death row.

[IB4OU2]

IB4OU2...I demand that you get rid of that pic of my wife in your avatar IMMEDIATELY!!!

?.....ok

[Lott's Bandana]

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[8timechamps]

Hoof Hearted?

[olevetonahill]

When he gets to court , wheres the Evidence ?

[Sooner24]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120886

[Viking Kitten]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120886

Yeah... got it. 8:00 this morning. Awesome. I beat you to it by only 22 hours. Yay me. :D

Meanwhile, Czar is still trying to blame it on the dog.

[olevetonahill]

VK > 24 :D

[CrimsonandCreamForever]

Here I sit, broken hearted
sat down to sh*t and only farted.

[Czar Soonerov]

Authorities would like to question the dog in this case. (http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/09/25/flatulence.charge.ap/index.html)

[Viking Kitten]

That D.A. is simply soft on crime. When prosecutors don't supporters don't support law enforcement, the public outrage is often silent but deadly.

[olevetonahill]

That D.A. is simply soft on crime. When prosecutors don't supporters don't support law enforcement, the public outrage is often silent but deadly.

But How was the Prosecutor gonna get the evidence into court ?

[Sooner Eclipse]

But How was the Prosecutor gonna get the evidence into court ?

A Jar?

[badger]

I need me one'a them protection orders too :D