Judge Penis Pump disbarred...

[Soonerus]

...thank goodness...

[Soonerus]

linkish: http://newsok.com/former-judge-donald-thompson-disbarred/article/3301627

[Scott D]

now if only you and lid'd get disbarred it'd be a glorious time.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I don't get it.

Why all the calls to disbar this guy? All he did was work a penis pump while sitting the bench. What do you have against bigger penises?

[Viking Kitten]

Man, what a moron. As I understand it, he was offered a plea deal in which he could cop to misdemeanor, "retire" with a full pension and keep his license. Instead he fought it.

I guess he thought he could beat it.

Sometimes I make myself giggle.

[NormanPride]

Maybe he finally got that shipment of augmentation pills, VK. You know, "brimming with confidence and vitality"?

[Paperclip]

He could come play for OU except that we already have a Manual Johnson.

[walkoffsooner]

I heard he got a new job at Jack in the box.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

He's gonna get in his briefs and play with his subpeona.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

He probably needed a hung jury

[StoopTroup]

His career has gone limp.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

he probably was hoping for an honorable discharge

[Tulsa_Fireman]

But it's okay, Judge Penispump. Keep a "stiff" upper lip.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

put your hand around that gavel and POUND IT

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Regardless of how you look at it, his actions were a real 'boner'.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

good thing he won't end up in the penal system

[StoopTroup]

At least he had the balls to take it all the way.

[M]

Man, it really sucks.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

He is gonna have a hard time getting over this

[M]

Hopefully he can thrust this into his past.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

hopefully this won't keep pumping through his mind

[BudSooner]

Eh, at least he wasn't ****ing a toy poodle. ;)

[StoopTroup]

Talk about paying at the pump.

[BudSooner]

"lookin for love in all the wrong places......"

"They call him stroker ace......."

"I ain't never going back to stroking....."

Heh, I guess the DA had it hard for him after all.

Introducing the stroke 'o matic, it slices...wait wrong product...IT SUCKS!

Somewhere there is a plumber wondering where one of his tools is, "I need to suck the fecal matter out of the ****ter....where is my pump???"




Wait for it,




They were out of sheep in creek county.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

sounds like somebody needs a shot of peniscillin

[BudSooner]

He was practicing the technique of hiding the salami...SOLO!

[StoopTroup]

Confucius say "Never put own wood on chopping block"

[Okla-homey]

It was just piling on IMHO. The poor bastage had already resigned his license and had no plans to practice. Think about it. Would you have hired the guy?

[Animal Mother]

I wouldn't hire the guy. He doesn't have enough stroke!

[BigRedJed]

I heard he was going to get a job in law enforcement. He's apparently pretty good at roughing up the suspect.



...pumping the suspect for information?






Bueller?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

der gawd

[BigRedJed]

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[BigRedJed]

I know that's pretty much what this thread is, an opportunity to make penis references. Just thought I would say it for everybody.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

No, mostly just given the judge a hard time

[CatfishSooner]

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heh...

[soonerbrat]

...thank goodness...

was he your client?