SicEmBaylor
9/23/2008, 12:24 PM
Okay, this is freaking crazy. Yesterday, I received in the mail a letter from the county jail. Now, the envelope was already opened because the sticky stuff on the back of the envelope must have worn off or something. The letter is addressed to one, "Baby Girl Dzea." Upon closer inspect, not only had the post office delivered this letter to the wrong house but to the wrong freaking state! The street address was the same as mine, but it was the wrong damned city -- it was suppose to go to some city in Michigan!
Anyway, I'll admit it...I read the letter. I'm a bad bad man I know. People, this is some FUNNY *** ****. I'm going to type this letter here for everyone to read and I'm going to type it EXACTLY as is with the mistakes and all. I will say that after reading the letter I kind of felt sorry for the guy who is in jail. Included in this letter was an order form for everything from underwear to candy bars and this inmate had checked off all the items he needed (mostly BBQ chips and candy bars). So, today I returned this letter to him with a note explaining what happened along with some of the candy bars and chips he wanted.
Here is the letter:
Hello
What's been up with you? The letter you sent me Smell good . Plus you been under the weather you say. Now i will Just have to pray harder So you can fell much much better. I am in my room because it have been to fights in the last eight hours the Police have Everyone lock down in i don't know how long we will be lock down for. ask your bro how was the first day of school for him? I am happy you are not Pregnant neither, but now you should start puting on condoms. I know they might not fell to well but they helps from catching things. You don't have to listen to me cause its your body cause must of the time when i tell you something you always end up doing the oppenest. anyways. Yell i already know you love me somewhat and you have a crazy way of showing it. I just hope one day we both can get a understanding about each other even if we anit together. cause i know if you do have aboyfriend by the time I come home he will be rule disappointment at you cause I am still going to come around get on your computer and be around your family I guess if you let me? we will just have to see.
I don't know what date or day you will get this cause right now we are still lock down and plus I don't have any envelopes at this moment to send this out. I will try to find one tomorrow after my visit. Like you said hope to see you monday if not next monday or this monday. I hope you call the phone people sometime this week so they can fix your phone. Tell your Mother in everyone I said hello. I am happy that your bill are paid about time. Now when you do send me some money I will be able to buy some envelopes and me some candy bars. I have been eating 3Musketeers candybars like its not anymore on this Earth. The candybar cost $1.16 for one and they are about to go up to $1.27. Sometime this week.
Turn over turn over. I'm not talking about the paper I am talking about that ***!! I'm just playing.
Around Aug 28 my mom paid the barbershop to come down hear to cut my face they never showed up I was told she paid the wrong ship So I hope she come up monday so i can tell her to call them up in get the money back, she paid the money to the shop by wood St. store. she was sopose to pay the one across From Family doller I was told. I see someone told you that I have got a year it's there story. In the jail you can only do ten months on a yer anywayz and I have been lock up 5 1/2 months now. So now this should tell you about how much time i have to do if i got a year. I am trying to go to the program that chi went to cause the program he went to you will be home and 90 days or lest. so how is you in your sister geting along now? and have the kids beening good for you lately? and when was you going to go see your sister out of town? Did you ever take your divertesk over yet? Cause I remember you told me you was.
And have you been going to church? and one more thing before I go you say you lov me, miss me and I'm your heart and you Bae. Why do you say these things you don't mean can you explain to me why you love me and miss me and explain to me what kind of luv you reeely have for me. I'm out now, God Bless you -- Markie
Monday:
Hey it was coool that you came to vist me w/b soon but the time went so fast. I just cant picture the table in you room it just seme like it won't be no room but I bet it is cute with you bear in everything Else on it. Did you call my mom in tell her to call the barbershop in get that money back so she can pay the right one. Why in you letters you be wrighting you tell me you love me then on the visits you don't whats up with that. i hope it don't rain on your head by the time you make it home. I'm out, peace.
What's up sweetheat?
How have things been seance monday? Sorry this letter got to you late but I told you i didn't have no envelopes but as you can see i found one. did you call my mom and tell her to call the babershop so she can get that money back in take it to the right barbershop so ic an get my face done. if you would of called her like you said you was I would have it done by now. Her number is ***-****. Thank you have a great day talk to you monday!
P.S. do you know that i have mad love for you even tho you love to be a disappointment to me half of the time.
Peace out, Markie.
Anyway, I'll admit it...I read the letter. I'm a bad bad man I know. People, this is some FUNNY *** ****. I'm going to type this letter here for everyone to read and I'm going to type it EXACTLY as is with the mistakes and all. I will say that after reading the letter I kind of felt sorry for the guy who is in jail. Included in this letter was an order form for everything from underwear to candy bars and this inmate had checked off all the items he needed (mostly BBQ chips and candy bars). So, today I returned this letter to him with a note explaining what happened along with some of the candy bars and chips he wanted.
Here is the letter:
Hello
What's been up with you? The letter you sent me Smell good . Plus you been under the weather you say. Now i will Just have to pray harder So you can fell much much better. I am in my room because it have been to fights in the last eight hours the Police have Everyone lock down in i don't know how long we will be lock down for. ask your bro how was the first day of school for him? I am happy you are not Pregnant neither, but now you should start puting on condoms. I know they might not fell to well but they helps from catching things. You don't have to listen to me cause its your body cause must of the time when i tell you something you always end up doing the oppenest. anyways. Yell i already know you love me somewhat and you have a crazy way of showing it. I just hope one day we both can get a understanding about each other even if we anit together. cause i know if you do have aboyfriend by the time I come home he will be rule disappointment at you cause I am still going to come around get on your computer and be around your family I guess if you let me? we will just have to see.
I don't know what date or day you will get this cause right now we are still lock down and plus I don't have any envelopes at this moment to send this out. I will try to find one tomorrow after my visit. Like you said hope to see you monday if not next monday or this monday. I hope you call the phone people sometime this week so they can fix your phone. Tell your Mother in everyone I said hello. I am happy that your bill are paid about time. Now when you do send me some money I will be able to buy some envelopes and me some candy bars. I have been eating 3Musketeers candybars like its not anymore on this Earth. The candybar cost $1.16 for one and they are about to go up to $1.27. Sometime this week.
Turn over turn over. I'm not talking about the paper I am talking about that ***!! I'm just playing.
Around Aug 28 my mom paid the barbershop to come down hear to cut my face they never showed up I was told she paid the wrong ship So I hope she come up monday so i can tell her to call them up in get the money back, she paid the money to the shop by wood St. store. she was sopose to pay the one across From Family doller I was told. I see someone told you that I have got a year it's there story. In the jail you can only do ten months on a yer anywayz and I have been lock up 5 1/2 months now. So now this should tell you about how much time i have to do if i got a year. I am trying to go to the program that chi went to cause the program he went to you will be home and 90 days or lest. so how is you in your sister geting along now? and have the kids beening good for you lately? and when was you going to go see your sister out of town? Did you ever take your divertesk over yet? Cause I remember you told me you was.
And have you been going to church? and one more thing before I go you say you lov me, miss me and I'm your heart and you Bae. Why do you say these things you don't mean can you explain to me why you love me and miss me and explain to me what kind of luv you reeely have for me. I'm out now, God Bless you -- Markie
Monday:
Hey it was coool that you came to vist me w/b soon but the time went so fast. I just cant picture the table in you room it just seme like it won't be no room but I bet it is cute with you bear in everything Else on it. Did you call my mom in tell her to call the barbershop in get that money back so she can pay the right one. Why in you letters you be wrighting you tell me you love me then on the visits you don't whats up with that. i hope it don't rain on your head by the time you make it home. I'm out, peace.
What's up sweetheat?
How have things been seance monday? Sorry this letter got to you late but I told you i didn't have no envelopes but as you can see i found one. did you call my mom and tell her to call the babershop so she can get that money back in take it to the right barbershop so ic an get my face done. if you would of called her like you said you was I would have it done by now. Her number is ***-****. Thank you have a great day talk to you monday!
P.S. do you know that i have mad love for you even tho you love to be a disappointment to me half of the time.
Peace out, Markie.