ALMOST DONE!!!!

[fadada1]

one more hurdle for the day and it's "welcome to PGA membership." have already done my final interview and only have a 12 minute presentation to go.

i'd like to thank all the little people. especially to 4LIFE and his hole-in-one from 3 years ago. it's become the stuff legends are made of.

will keep all of you golf freaks updated.

[OU4LIFE]

Excellent. Good on you man.

Now go break down my swing. ;)

[fadada1]

thanks for the response, 4LIFE.

got home from florida last night. feels like the weight of texas suckitute has been lifted from my chest... and we all know what a heavy burden they carry.

getting that PGA stuff completed feels like getting another degree. and nearly as expensive.

anyway, i'll be freed up to enjoy the south oval again (with more regularity).

[C&CDean]

So does this mean you get to make more than minimum wage screwing in spikes on old ladies' golf shoes? Do you actually get to sell them clubs now?

[fadada1]

So does this mean you get to make more than minimum wage screwing in spikes on old ladies' golf shoes? Do you actually get to sell them clubs now?

heh. actually, i'll just be selling them 5 woods. "what should i hit off the tee???" - 5 wood, ma'am.

"what should i hit from 100 yards?" - 5 wood is perfect.

"should i hit a 5 wood from the bunker?" - yes. that will be the best club for you.

"should i putt with my 5 wood?" - no, you shouldn't putt at all. 4 putts is way too many to take. just take a 2 putt on every green and call it a day.

[C&CDean]

I thought the old ladies all hit 7 woods. Hairy should tell us. Hey Hairy, what do you hit?

[Taxman71]

You might want to refer to it as a "mashie" instead of a 5 Wood....and tell them they don't make them in persimmon anymore.

[fadada1]

5 metal/wood. easily their best option.

[SicEmBaylor]

heh. actually, i'll just be selling them 5 woods. "what should i hit off the tee???" - 5 wood, ma'am.

"what should i hit from 100 yards?" - 5 wood is perfect.

"should i hit a 5 wood from the bunker?" - yes. that will be the best club for you.

"should i putt with my 5 wood?" - no, you shouldn't putt at all. 4 putts is way too many to take. just take a 2 putt on every green and call it a day.

Sadly, you have just perfectly described my typical round of golf.

[OU4LIFE]

I thought the old ladies all hit 7 woods. Hairy should tell us. Hey Hairy, what do you hit?

Old men that **** me off, mostly. :D

[C&CDean]

Old men that **** me off, mostly. :D

Heh. You gotta catch em' first though.

[fadada1]

Old men that **** me off, mostly. :D

cut a few trees down. they love that.

[sooneron]

Hairy runs fast. I knows so. I seen him in the Jack Links jerky ads.

[sooneron]

and big Congrats Fadada!

[Penguin]

Does that mean you get a protective windshield now when you use that ball picker-upper tractor?

[fadada1]

Does that mean you get a protective windshield now when you use that ball picker-upper tractor?

no. but i do get to attach one of the ball pickerupper thingy's. slows me down on the interstate, but locally it's all cool.

[OU4LIFE]

Hairy runs fast. I knows so. I seen him in the Jack Links jerky ads.

people always messin with me.