Gary Patterson

[Rogue]

thinks Chase Daniels is allsome.

[Curly Bill]

...is not betting the farm on being able to win his next game.

[Breadburner]

likes it in the Stinkel from Gary Pinkel......

[Jdog]

thinks Chase Daniels is allsome.

Probable went to see him play a couple of times in SouthLake.

[oumartin]

is 1-0 on Owen field.

[sooner59]

is about to be 1-1 on Owen field with two injuries on his team while taking a major blow to his ego and his team's pride. They were previously thinking BCS buster, but soon will just be wanting their conference play to resume.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

...has lobbied hard for a new mascot:

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00335/ed_imgTINKY-WINKY_335395a.jpg

[pott_2]

... is actually an Atheist.

[AlbqSooner]

* * * doesn't like OVJ but licks hornytoads to get a buzz.

[Dio]

...doesn't pull forward to the last set of gas pumps.

[Dio]

...always asks "Is the fish fresh?" when ordering a Fillet-O-Fish at McD's

[pott_2]

...is still going to vote for Hillary.

[Dio]

...needs somebody who understands computers to download his Air Supply collection to his iPod.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

...has the Webkinz Crown of Wonder.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... wants free health care for everyone, including his pet Yorky, Mr. Muffin-Doodle.

[OUMallen]

...is kind of a cocky jerk.

[OUMallen]

...always makes the waiter recite the nightly special, but never, ever, ever order it.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

holds his pee

[CK Sooner]

.... Is a prick.

[OKLA21FAN]

secretly wants to coach at A&M

[batonrougesooner]

...misunderstood the job offer when he agreed to coach "the horns".

[mfosterftw]

...likes horny frogs...

[tfoolry]

Farts in an empty elevator right before he gets off it.

[califsooner]

.......thinks Jay Cutler is a good lookin' man.

[n8v_ndn]

Has been known as the Rainmaker since Jr High for his overactive sweat glands.

[OUMallen]

secretly enjoys making people wait by ordering 5+ subs at Subway for his co-workers instead of calling the order in.

[humblesooner]

thinks Ft Worth is the "Big City".

[Explodo]

..trusted a fart.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

is known as the Butt Secksinator on the innerweb

[stoops the eternal pimp]

is trying to convince his team OU is still trying to find a quarterback to lead the team

[tfoolry]

Farts in the palm of his hand, throws it at his wife's face & yells "fart ball!"

[stoops the eternal pimp]

likes to stick his fingers in his armpits when he gets nervous

[badger]

...once paid $1,000 for a Magic, the Gathering card, $2,500 for a Beanie Baby blue elephant and $4,000 for an NES still in the original box.

...then resold them all together on eBay for $1 because he forgot to set a reserve and listed it under the completely non-searchable title, "BUY GARY PATTERSON'S RARE STUFF!!1!"

[stoops the eternal pimp]

thinks badger is a dude

[badger]

...thinks that he is the eternal pimp, not Stoops.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

is gonna stand corrected on both accounts Saturday

[Explodo]

..declared the spread offense to be sexualy suggestive

[badger]

(not attending, sorry... but NP is, and I assume will be wearing his wedding ring!)

... thinks that his school has a stupid hand gesture:
http://www.armyofmom.com/ballard%20post%20game.jpg
Bearclaw? Nail show-er off-er? Broken fingers? Wussy fist? High five: You're doing it wrong?

[badger]

...would be in the NFL coaching by now if it weren't for the Rooney Rule, or at least that's what his agent keeps saying.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

has perfected *** kegels

[illinisooner]

...lost to Muhammed Ali in a game of Jenga.

[badger]

... rooted for the Brits in "The Patriot."

[stoops the eternal pimp]

is looking for a job with Texas Muslim University

[badger]

... shouts incoherent phrases at TCU fans to roaring applause, because they're convinced he's speaking in tongues.

[UberSooner]

...lost to Muhammed Ali in a game of Jenga.

Priceless:D

[badger]

Priceless:D

I'm sorry, but in order to play this game, you must also come up with your own "priceless" line.

Just think of the most random thing you can (like "turkeys") and have it relate to something completely different (like "spam") and you'll be good to go.

In conclusion, Gary Patterson...

...sends spam e-mail by attaching a turkey.

:confused:

[StormySooner-IN]

...believes people evolved from actual horned frogs.

[Mile High Sooner]

...recruits at airport bathrooms in Minnesota.

[Mile High Sooner]

... thinks that his school has a stupid hand gesture:
http://www.armyofmom.com/ballard%20post%20game.jpg
Bearclaw? Nail show-er off-er? Broken fingers? Wussy fist? High five: You're doing it wrong?

I think those are Fart Balls...

[stoops the eternal pimp]

likes his players to imitate people that suffer from athritis

[califsooner]

.....sits down to take a wizz.

[pott_2]

Priceless:D

.....is glad that spek is back.

[UberSooner]

I'm sorry, but in order to play this game, you must also come up with your own "priceless" line.

Just think of the most random thing you can (like "turkeys") and have it relate to something completely different (like "spam") and you'll be good to go.

In conclusion, Gary Patterson...:

thinks a kumquat is something women have to shave around. :confused:

[CincySooner]

... insists that his coordinators genuflect call him master upon entering his office.

[MiccoMacey]

...has the Webkinz Crown of Wonder.

You must have little kids to understand this statement.

My eldest sold most of the first ones she got, and now she's trying to save up to get the crown of wonder.

[badger]

...had a heart attack the first time his daughter had a period.

... had a second heart attack when she wanted to go out on a date.

... went into a coma on prom night.

... has been replaced by Robo-Gary ever since.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Likes to yell out "No Whammys!" Everytime his offense takes the field

[UberSooner]

Still argues with his mom that if Leather Tuscadero had gotten her own Happy Days spin off, she would have been bigger than Laverne and Shirley

Still urges his players to call him "Chachi" in the locker room

[stoops the eternal pimp]

still doesn't know when to start the slow clap

[badger]

... watches educational football flicks like Waterboy and The Longest Yard to learn how to coach more effectively to "slow" individuals and convicts.

[BigDeezy]

thinks horned frogs go "beep beep".

[Explodo]

...Pulls his own finger

[badger]

...receives Jerry Peterson's e-mail, but has yet to correct the problem because of all the credit card applications.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

named his weenis LT

[OUmillenium]

...punted Baxter, cuz that's how he rolls

[deweydw]

... spits at you when you get too close.

[califsooner]

........thinks Ann Arbor is a whore.

[califsooner]

......putts from the rough.

[califsooner]

.......named his fantasy football team the 'Flying Camel Jockeys.'

[badger]

... runs a hurry-up offense by punting on first down.

[soonerhillbilly]

..........pokes old ladys in the eye........

[badger]

...likes to play Madden on Playstation because nobody calls him an idiot when he runs the Hail Mary on 4th and long in his own endzone.

[soonerhillbilly]

......once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.......

[soonerhillbilly]

.......is having his starters wear the same jerseys as the 05 team......

[stoops the eternal pimp]

thinks his huddle offense is more advanced than the no huddle

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...Loaded up on spaghetti for coaches noodling day.

[badger]

...recycles used condom plastic.

(Thanks South Oval!)

[tfoolry]

Slows down when passing an accident to take a picture of the scene.

[califsooner]

.........doesn't think horned frogs are water proof.

[mfosterftw]

...thinks this should be TCU's logo...

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh34/marcfosterftw/tcuhornedfrogs.gif

[Sooner_09]

...is paying ESPN to give the MWC so much publicity

[Explodo]

..is pissed that Enzyte is really a hoax and that Smilin Bob guy just had mental problems

[hgarmorer]

secertly wants Baylor to drop from the Big 12

[mfosterftw]

You must have little kids to understand this statement.

My eldest sold most of the first ones she got, and now she's trying to save up to get the crown of wonder.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2399020&postcount=8

[ousooners182]

....makes love to his hand with the help from a laptop from the box upstairs

[Breadburner]

secretely wishes to be a ligament in Tubby Weis's knee.....

[Jeronimo]

......is trying to find some way to buy off the refs for saturdays game cause hes been visited by ghosts

[hgarmorer]

Hopes that Lane Kiffen is fired by Friday because he loves Al Davis' silver chain hanging off his glasses.

[califsooner]

.....thinks Tubby Weis has nicer boobs than Phil Mickelson. Duh!!!

[Outopia]

...recruits at airport bathrooms in Minnesota.

,,,,While wearing clown shoes in the stall.....

[stoops the eternal pimp]

writes secret admirer letters to mack brown

[badger]

... plays top teams to shorten the wait until he can professionally get the eff out of TCU and make real money

[illinisooner]

...put $500 on Newcastle United to win the Premier League title.

[Explodo]

...really does read playboy for the articles

[ratherthanlater]

...has a cloaca.

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

...is convinced professional wrestling is real.

[goingoneight]

... associates the "balls deep" references with missed passes to Travis Wilson.

[olevetonahill]

Licks horney toad balls to get high .

[soonerhillbilly]

.......wears runners shorts to all team meetings...........

[OUmillenium]

's mama said knock you out

[badger]

...is allergic to water that has been stored in Gatorade tubs.
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/austin_murphy/09/28/tcu/t1_patterson.jpg
Oh, he's gonna pay for winning that game :D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

likes to pretend to suffer from Turettes

[hgarmorer]

Really wants all the Pirate crap in Mike Leach's office

[frankensooner]

Wears a fempertrain during games.

[hgarmorer]

Wipes Mangino's backside in a horrible effort to join the Big12

[Explodo]

...brags about his Merkin

[stoops the eternal pimp]

is the culprit for Clay Gayken going multi platinum

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... has his wife call him "Stoopsy" while they make love.

[badger]

... gets indignantly appalled at anonymous bloggers who insult him

[frankensooner]

Paints his toenails purple before every game.

[frankensooner]

said a brazillian wax makes him swim faster

[badger]

... got into an argument over which condiment to use on his burger - catsup or ketchup.

[frankensooner]

cried when he ate a volcano taco from taco bell.

[frankensooner]

Wonders why all his ex-girlfriends are now lesbians

[BornandBred]

sniffs his own finger.

[Frozen Sooner]

When flying on a 747, asked where the two tight ends were.

('Cause it's a jumbo [b]jet[/i], not a jumbo set.)

OK, that sucked

[badger]

... starts off each sentence he says with the phrase "It's society's fault that..."

[Landthief 1972]

...will be calling Mike L*u*pica to whine when OU scores their 11th touchdown in the 3rd quarter using Bob Barry Sr. in four up-the-gut run plays.

[tfoolry]

Thinks Sarah Palin is stong on foreign affairs.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

thinks Whet is pretty darn funny

[hgarmorer]

didn't realize Grizzly Adams' really did have a beard

[oudivesherpa]

Failed to complete his leap in a nude leap "frogging" contest.

That's why he a Horny Toad.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

...laughs before the punch line.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... thinks thunder should be up to 182,000 posts by now.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Meh.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

thinks frank has been in a lot of threesomes

[Landthief 1972]

...designed the OKC Thunder logo.

[jdsooner]

wears lavender underwear

[illinisooner]

...was rooting for Shooter McGavin in Happy Gilmore.

[Frozen Sooner]

Laughs uncontrollably every time he orders jumbo shrimp.

[MiccoMacey]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2399020&postcount=8

Cool. Another poster with young kids.

BTW, the wheel of wow and the wishing well are two sights we go to daily.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

has his prostate checked daily because it just feels good

[badger]

... thinks that ordering a Diet Coke with his Supersize Fries and Big Mac will make up the calorie/fat difference.

[Explodo]

...is a spokesman for the "Bro" (Or is it the Manziere)....NO matter.

[OUthunder]

Owns a Daylight Donuts.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

likes to shake his willy at cars that drive past his house at night and yell out "Horny Toad! Horny Toad!"

[Jason White's Third Knee]

...always orders the Chicken McTescticles.

[badger]

...will be giggling repeatedly while listening to the announcers talk about the "Trojans" and the "Beavers."

[cjames317]

turns everything he wears into a sweat suit.

[hgarmorer]

sits on Santas lap at the mall, just to have his ears tickled by his beard

[goingoneight]

... took USC... and the points.

[GottaHavePride]

...thinks this doesn't have to be unpleasant.

[LoyalFan]

Always lifts the tails of kittens to see if there's a dot or a dash before he drowns 'em.
(He keeps VERY detailed records, just like Josef Mengele. They'll work against him at the trial.)

[frankensooner]

Blames the Keebler Elves for his "Fudge Stripes"

[SoonerJack]

thinks lizards are amphibians

[frankensooner]

Saves his toenail and fingernail clippings "just in case"

[badger]

... is now using the SC game as an example for his own team on how under-talented, lowly rated teams can beat the top team in the country

...even though TCU is ranked.

...even though TCU is undefeated.

...even though Oregon State was neither ranked nor undefeated.

[Crimson_Balls]

...got caught writing "I love Bobby Stoops" on a truck stop bathroom wall with his pants down.

[frankensooner]

Sings "I Feel Pretty" from Westside Story whilst skipping around the locker room.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Is going to buy shoes 3 sizes too small because of Jaux's formula

[badger]

...thinks this is Devil inspired

http://graphics.ocsn.com/schools/tcu/graphics/tcu-jr-frog-072407.gif

...is clicking that picture because it tells him to and getting overly frustrated that nothing is happening! :mad:

[mfosterftw]

ran out of lube for this weekend...

[SOONERxWife73]

hears dead people screaming boooommmeeerrr

[Explodo]

...thinks 2 girls and one cup is sexy.

[hgarmorer]

Thinks they will be in the Top 10, before the game kicks off because Florida lost

[badger]

...is befuddled by our hurry-up-no-huddle offense

... is poker loudmouth Mike Mattisow's twin brother.

[mfosterftw]

thinks playing the Big 12 means putting 12 men on the field...

[califsooner]

.....believe it or not, is whining and saying his team 'gave away' the game to us!!!!! Un-freakin' believable some guys.