Fidel Castro has slept with 35,000 women

[CK Sooner]

NEW YORK: Cuban revolutionary leader Fidel Castro has slept with 35,000 women in his 82 years of life, according to an upcoming documentary.

"He slept with at least two women a day for more than four decades - one for lunch and one for supper," The New York Post quoted an ex-Castro official named "Ramon" as telling filmmaker Ian Halperin. "Sometimes he even ordered one for breakfast," the official said.

"I don''t think he would have stayed on as long as he did if not for all the incredible women he had access to as president," the official added.



http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Castro_slept_with_35000_women/rssarticleshow/3500538.cms

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

That's a common MO for Latin American dictators. One guy who controlled Venezuela for a long time (Gomez)had countless women and offspring. They're like NBA players.

[SouthCarolinaSooner]

There is no way he has any liquid left in his body 0_o

[royalfan5]

What's the point in leading a revolution if not for the tail?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

What's the point in leading a revolution if not for the tail?Put out or ELSE!

[OUthunder]

It's good to be the king.

[Jerk]

ah...so communism ain't so bad...as long as you're the top dog.

[SCOUT]

35,000 eh. Still on pace...

[VeeJay]

That's nothing. He could have had a lot more if all the hotties hadn't left on innertubes and makeshift rafts.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Riiiiiiight.

And he never had one of 'em twice.

This kind of "machismo B.S." is always funny.

You're the man, Castro. You've banged more wimmins than anyone. We TOTALLY believe you.:rolleyes:

Communist.

[Widescreen]

According to state media, Kim Jong Il hit 5 holes-in-one the first time he ever played golf and shot 38 under par. Kind of puts OU4LIFE's accomplishments in perspective.

[bluedogok]

Maybe Castro in his later years was an investor in Pfizer.....

[Curly Bill]

Me thinks I should have stuck with my childhood dream of becoming a dictator.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Ex Cuban dictator Fidel Castro is still in the hospital with a serious medical condition a.k.a raging case of Herpes Simplex 9000. Castro said that a half century of Communist rule seemed like a good idea right up until the point he was rushed to the hospital in a '55 Oldsmobile.

[47straight]

Ex Cuban dictator Fidel Castro is still in the hospital with a serious medical condition a.k.a raging case of Herpes Simplex 9000. Castro said that a half century of Communist rule seemed like a good idea right up until the point he was rushed to the hospital in a '55 Oldsmobile.

Hey, at least the hospital stay was free.

[oumartin]

Dude is a stud.

I've only got 34,998 to go. I better get started.
I can count my hand as one right?

[SanJoaquinSooner]

What did you expect? Castro whipped our asses at the Bay of Pigs.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Me thinks I should have stuck with my childhood dream of becoming a dictator.

that reminds me of a childhood joke.

husband and wife are going to a costume party. the wife walks out of the kitchen totally naked with a lemon between her legs.

the husband takes note, goes into the kitchen and walks out naked with a potato between his legs, and says to his wife,

"if you're going to the party as a sour-pus, I'm going as a dictator!"

[LoyalFan]

Ex Cuban dictator Fidel Castro is still in the hospital with a serious medical condition a.k.a raging case of Herpes Simplex 9000. Castro said that a half century of Communist rule seemed like a good idea right up until the point he was rushed to the hospital in a '55 Oldsmobile.

Well, I hope it was a Super 88!

[StoopTroup]

Having your Brother jerk you off at breakfast while you look at a back issue of Playboy does not count as "1" Fidel.

[pott_2]

ah...so communism ain't so bad...as long as you're the top dog.

Just think how bad communism would have been if he didn't like the ladies :texan:

[SouthFortySooner]

...don't believe it. Don't want to know the truth. end of story

[Animal Mother]

His alter ego. Fiddle Castro. The revolutionary violin player.

Maybe it’s all true. Maybe he was tripping over his schvontz there a couple of years back when he did his Jerry Ford impersonation at their little den meeting?

[Hot Rod]

Wonder if Ramon should've told them a number higher than that?

[GrapevineSooner]

So he's saying he puts the 'dic' in dictator?

[walkoffsooner]

No wonder he likes baseball so much. He can get to home plate any time he wants.