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Big Red Ron
9/20/2008, 05:07 PM
WOW, THEY SUCK.

royalfan5
9/20/2008, 05:09 PM
Losing at home to Arkie Light didn't tip you off before today?

Frozen Sooner
9/20/2008, 05:10 PM
GERMANS BOMB PEARL HARBOR!!

colleyvillesooner
9/20/2008, 05:12 PM
Be sure to go to www.texags.com for all your meltdown needs.

Frozen Sooner
9/20/2008, 05:13 PM
Heh. Marve Marve Marve has 210 yards passing on A&M's secondary.

Sam's gonna go for like 680.

Big Red Ron
9/20/2008, 05:13 PM
Losing at home to Arkie Light didn't tip you off before today?Sure but wow, I thought they would have gotten a little better.

soonerinabilene
9/20/2008, 05:16 PM
Be sure to go to www.texags.com for all your meltdown needs.

Its taken about 5 minutes to load the homepage. I think they are using the hornfans server.

JLEW1818
9/20/2008, 05:18 PM
I called a blowout. I'm rich!!!

royalfan5
9/20/2008, 05:20 PM
Sure but wow, I thought they would have gotten a little better.
I take it you didn't know they hired a bunch of Callahan's old staff in College Station then?

bluedogok
9/20/2008, 05:21 PM
I just hope it makes it a bit easier and cheaper to get tickets to the game there this year.

Big Red Ron
9/20/2008, 05:22 PM
I take it you didn't know they hired a bunch of Callahan's old staff in College Station then?srsly?

JLEW1818
9/20/2008, 05:24 PM
I just hope it makes it a bit easier and cheaper to get tickets to the game there this year.

Me too!! Only bad thing is Oklahoma is the aggies last home game. The game will defiantly be during the day. Which I think helps our chances to win, even more.

Avearage Ticket price by then , my guess

$ 45

royalfan5
9/20/2008, 05:24 PM
srsly?

Yep. And Zach Taylor (ex-NU QB, son of Sherwood Taylor) is a GA there b/c he married Sherman's daughter.

Frozen Sooner
9/20/2008, 05:25 PM
Heh. Bill Callahan-the only coach in America whose coaching staff got worse when John Blake left.

birddog
9/20/2008, 05:25 PM
srsly?

i thought it was the AARP board members, but who knows?

Big Red Ron
9/20/2008, 05:26 PM
Heh. Bill Callahan-the only coach in America whose coaching staff got worse when John Blake left.Good one, tubby. :D

bluedogok
9/20/2008, 05:26 PM
THIS JUST IN......
Tennessee looks pretty bad as well, so does Arkansas. They both look to be at the ATM level. I think barring injuries, Baylor will be favored over ATM.

Frozen Sooner
9/20/2008, 05:44 PM
Good one, tubby. :D

Hey now...

royalfan5
9/20/2008, 05:49 PM
Heh. Bill Callahan-the only coach in America whose coaching staff got worse when John Blake left.

Blake's replacement is one of the coaches that is now on ATM's staff.

Big Red Ron
9/20/2008, 06:01 PM
Hey now...You know I love ya man!

KC//CRIMSON
9/20/2008, 06:09 PM
GERMANS BOMB PEARL HARBOR!!

WATER IS WET!!

josh09
9/21/2008, 12:36 AM
WOW, THEY SUCK.

Hopefully we can finally keep it from being a close game at kyle field, as it always seems to be.

Sabanball
9/21/2008, 12:45 AM
And I thought they were bad under Fran. :P

OUthunder
9/21/2008, 12:48 AM
Ole RC is looking pretty good about now.

goingoneight
9/21/2008, 01:48 AM
You know today, upon his enshrinement into the aggie HOF (a hall dedicated to coaches and players who *almost* turned the corner)... RC had to be smiling, laughing and waving all the while thinking... "you made your bed, now sleep in it 12th man."

AllAboutThe'O'
9/21/2008, 02:27 AM
THIS JUST IN......
Tennessee looks pretty bad as well, so does Arkansas. They both look to be at the ATM level.

I would lump Ole Miss into that category. Getting pwned at home by Vanderbilt, gotta love it.:D

okienole3
9/21/2008, 08:26 AM
texags is in full meltdown.....again.


http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a295/maniacalclown/misc/SSPX0026.jpg

sooneron
9/21/2008, 08:36 AM
Shouldn't they be grabbing their nuts or something?

badger
9/21/2008, 10:46 AM
Shouldn't they be grabbing their nuts or something?

They already feel the team's pain, so that would be anti-productive... and more painful :D

In the beginning, Aggie was created, and God said, "What have I done," for He realized that Aggie was created to desire but one thing, to beat Texas, the Texas which He created earlier to also desire one thing: To move to Oklahoma as soon as possible.

And so, Aggie fulfilled its desire to beat Texas, and even did it at Texas' home with a final score of 12-7, which Aggie said was good, for it was a tribute to the Army which it believes it is, for on 12-7 is Pearl Harbor Day.

However, Aggie realized that beating Texas once did not prove that it had beaten Texas, so they demanded that it happen again, and it did, this time by a final score of 38-30, and Aggie said it was good, but not because it won. It was good, because they would be ousting the coach that led them to both elusive wins, so elusive that it only happened a total of 36 times in over 100 attempts.

Now Aggie proclaims that to beat Texas, it must beat Texas in every regard, from recruiting, to overall wins and losses records, to bowl prestige. No, Aggie would not be satisfied with the mere victory on the field. Aggie must triumph over Texas in every way, or Aggie would not be satisfied.

And that is why Aggie now fails in every way.

PS: Texas succeeds in moving to Oklahoma via recruiting, so it does not fail - it just helps OU football win the Big 12 every season :D

stoopified
9/21/2008, 10:58 AM
But Dean Blevins said aTm would beat us.How can Dean the Dream be wrong? :D

badger
9/21/2008, 11:01 AM
But Dean Blevins said aTm would beat us.How can Dean the Dream be wrong? :D

Obligatory "There's always a 65-55 chance Dean is wrong."

badger
9/21/2008, 11:26 AM
Oh, and speaking of TexAgs.com - do you know what happens after Aggie loses (ex-CUZE me, "gets outscored or runs out of time")?

Answer: Cannibalism (http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1248890&page=1&forum_id=5). :D

bluedogok
9/21/2008, 12:38 PM
Shouldn't they be grabbing their nuts or something?They have probably already crushed them by now.....