Calling all Oompah-Loompahs

[Dio]

Here's a chance to let your inner Mini-Me shine:

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/evg/836081893.html

[Viking Kitten]

Man, that dude better watch his shins.

[Boomer.....]

I don't see to many people jumping at that opportunity.

[Viking Kitten]

Which is sad, because it's so funny to watch them jump with their wee little legs.

[Boomer.....]

I like their lopsided cartwheels attempts.

[Hot Rod]

I bet his name is Kevin.

http://www.filmbuffonline.com/images/TimeBandits.jpg

[Taxman71]

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[Taxman71]

Some people really take their partying seriously thanks to Craigslist:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/814181712.html

[Beef]

Some people really take their partying seriously thanks to Craigslist:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/814181712.html

Why did Penguin come to mind when I read that?

[Viking Kitten]

Drunk clowns are all the rage these days. (http://www.thelostogle.com/2008/09/10/more-on-the-drunk-clown-ad-from-craigs-list/)

[StoopTroup]

Drunk clowns are all the rage these days. (http://www.thelostogle.com/2008/09/10/more-on-the-drunk-clown-ad-from-craigs-list/)

Heh




Well, I know what I’m doing that night.

I’ll be trolling Western trying to find the drunk clown so I can join this group of obviously brilliant young lawyers and bankers. What great catches they must all be.

[LoyalFan]

Message to all Chocolate Factory Staff:

Any Oompah-Loompah answering this ad will be summarily terminated then tied by arms and legs to the bumpers of Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang and a 1958 Edsel to be stretched until he is no less than 6'3" tall.
(Then what will he doodle-ee-do?)

W. Wonka
Owner, President, CEO.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Message to all Chocolate Factory Staff:

Any Oompah-Loompah answering this ad will be summarily terminated then tied by arms and legs to the bumpers of Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang and a 1958 Edsel to be stretched until he is no less than 6'3" tall.
(Then what will he doodle-ee-do?)

W. Wonka
Owner, President, CEO.

Here’s the alternate ending of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory that Paramount didn’t want you to see. Or as I like to call it, “how Michael Bay would’ve done it.” I know how Charlie’s grandpa Joe feels. I said the same thing every five minutes during the Tim Burton remake.

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[badger]

The setup: The Tulsa mayor, while being interrogated by an investigator, interrupted questioning awkwardly by asking if he smelled something burning and proceeded to sniff his cell phones, something the investigator thought was a stall tactic.
http://www.tulsaworld.com/articleimages/2010/20100706_A9_Plante-20100706.jpg

It's funny because: Our Tulsa government hates each other right now.

That's the joke :D