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CK Sooner
9/18/2008, 09:23 AM
Ok, I got into a fight yesterday and I got held down with an elbow to my neck. I have red dots all over my neck, chest and shoulders today. It looks pretty bad. What is causing all the red spots?

Tulsa_Fireman
9/18/2008, 09:26 AM
Herpes.

C&CDean
9/18/2008, 09:27 AM
Ok, I got into a fight yesterday and I got held down with an elbow to my neck. I have red dots all over my neck, chest and shoulders today. It looks pretty bad. What is causing all the red spots?

Sheer stupidity. And there's no cure for it either.

CK Sooner
9/18/2008, 09:29 AM
nm

C&CDean
9/18/2008, 09:31 AM
Actually, there is a cure for it. It's called "growing up." Look into it.

Tulsa_Fireman
9/18/2008, 09:34 AM
You wanna know how to win a fight? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way!

CK Sooner
9/18/2008, 09:35 AM
Thanks.

frankensooner
9/18/2008, 09:37 AM
Broken capillaries more then likely, they will heal up in a few days but you will have bruising.

Taxman71
9/18/2008, 09:38 AM
You could be allergic to goose feathers....next time fight with foam pillows.

frankensooner
9/18/2008, 09:41 AM
By the way, if you were any kind of pugilist we would be telling you to ice your knuckles. ;) Advice for next time, don't fight.

CK Sooner
9/18/2008, 09:42 AM
By the way, if you were any kind of pugilist we would be telling you to ice your knuckles. ;) Advice for next time, don't fight.

I'm not the one that wanted to fight.

But you have to do something when your getting punches thrown at you.

Thanks for the answer.

BigRedJed
9/18/2008, 09:42 AM
You got into a fight? How old are you?

CK Sooner
9/18/2008, 09:43 AM
You got into a fight? How old are you?

18

BigRedJed
9/18/2008, 09:43 AM
Aha.

Taxman71
9/18/2008, 09:45 AM
Next stop.......

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CK Sooner
9/18/2008, 09:47 AM
Next stop.......

0Xd8ykpZkwA

:D

I have never been in trouble with the law, im good.

Mjcpr
9/18/2008, 10:09 AM
I'm not the one that wanted to fight.

But you have to do something when your getting punches thrown at you.

Thanks for the answer.

Something like lay down, place their elbow gently into your throat until skin irritations break out?

:D

Tulsa_Fireman
9/18/2008, 10:14 AM
So in other words, you didn't get into a fight, you got your *** beat.

CK Sooner
9/18/2008, 10:18 AM
So in other words, you didn't get into a fight, you got your *** beat.

Nope, security seperated us. Thats when I had the elbow to my neck.

C&CDean
9/18/2008, 10:20 AM
So what you're saying is that you punched the guys fist in with your face?

bri
9/18/2008, 10:22 AM
So what you're saying is that you punched the guys fist in with your face?

It's straight out of Art Of War, dude. They NEVER expect that move!

Tulsa_Fireman
9/18/2008, 10:26 AM
I bet you TOTALLY broke his elbow, man. That's HARD.

bri
9/18/2008, 10:28 AM
Kid must have Chuck Norris' trachea.

My Opinion Matters
9/18/2008, 10:38 AM
Sounds like internal bleeding. Which tends to be incompatible with life. So good luck with that.

stoops the eternal pimp
9/18/2008, 10:40 AM
Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?

Tulsa_Fireman
9/18/2008, 10:51 AM
I don't!

Stop it, you're scaring me.

stoops the eternal pimp
9/18/2008, 10:54 AM
Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!

frankensooner
9/18/2008, 10:54 AM
kinky

stoops the eternal pimp
9/18/2008, 10:56 AM
I'm bleeding, making me the victor.

bri
9/18/2008, 10:57 AM
I think you misunderstand the rules for a First Blood match.

Tulsa_Fireman
9/18/2008, 11:07 AM
Promise me CK, not to do the things I've done.
Walk away from trouble if you can.
It don't mean you're weak,
If you get choked out like a bitch.
I hope you're old enough to understand.

CK, you don't have to take an elbow to the throat to be a man.

Penguin
9/18/2008, 11:21 AM
Ok, I got into a fight yesterday and I got held down with an elbow to my neck. I have red dots all over my neck, chest and shoulders today. It looks pretty bad. What is causing all the red spots?


I'm pretty sure those are tumors.

CK Sooner
9/18/2008, 11:22 AM
I'm pretty sure those are tumors.

Well that sucks :(

Lott's Bandana
9/18/2008, 11:26 AM
18?

Chicken Pox.

CK Sooner
9/18/2008, 11:27 AM
18?

Chicken Pox.

Already had it.

Yep, I figure its internal bleeding.

Case Closed.

olevetonahill
9/18/2008, 12:00 PM
A mo fo comes swinging at Me , I just shoot him . Its easier on My throat
Just sayin

CK Sooner
9/18/2008, 12:03 PM
A mo fo comes swinging at Me , I just shoot him . Its easier on My throat
Just sayin

It was an even fight. The security guy is the one that was holding his elbow on my neck!

:D

proud gonzo
9/18/2008, 12:05 PM
18
that explains a LOT.

olevetonahill
9/18/2008, 12:05 PM
It was an even fight. The security guy is the one that was holding his elbow on my neck!

:D

I would have shot that Mo FO to .
Aint No such thing as an EVEN , Or Fair Fight .
If ya gonna lower yourself to acting Like an animal Then Fight LIke one
To Win
Just sayin

CK Sooner
9/18/2008, 12:06 PM
I would have shot that Mo FO to .
Aint No such thing as an EVEN , Or Fair Fight .
If ya gonna lower yourself to acting Like an animal Then Fight LIke one
To Win
Just sayin

:(

tbl
9/18/2008, 12:11 PM
Actually, there is a cure for it. It's called "growing up." Look into it.

I thought the cure was winning the fight? Then you'd only have to worry about red spots on your knuckles.

Taxman71
9/18/2008, 01:40 PM
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood

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tulsaoilerfan
9/18/2008, 03:09 PM
Rough crowd here; give the youngster a break. :)

CK Sooner
9/18/2008, 03:09 PM
Rough crowd here; give the youngster a break. :)

Yea guy's.

:D

olevetonahill
9/18/2008, 03:59 PM
Rough crowd here; give the youngster a break. :)

Which Leg ya want me to Break ?

CK Sooner
9/18/2008, 04:01 PM
Which Leg ya want me to Break ?

Quit bumping the thread!!!

:D

Tulsa_Fireman
9/18/2008, 04:02 PM
Which Leg ya want me to Break ?

Don't break his leg. WHATEVER YOU DO, don't break his leg.

He just might smash your elbow with his throat and THEN you're in deep sh*t.

CK Sooner
9/18/2008, 04:03 PM
Don't break his leg. WHATEVER YOU DO, don't break his leg.

He just might smash your elbow with his throat and THEN you're in deep sh*t.

Yeaaa. :confused:

olevetonahill
9/18/2008, 04:33 PM
Yeaaa. :confused:

Just anytime Ya feel Froggy Boy Just jump
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Whet
9/18/2008, 04:53 PM
Let's sue the bastard security guard and his company

Tulsa_Fireman
9/18/2008, 04:56 PM
Here's what you need. Soon as Uncle Sam gives me my money back, I'm in this biznatcho like none other. Who was it, BRJ that has one?

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olevetonahill
9/18/2008, 04:56 PM
Let's sue the bastard security guard and his company

By Gawd iffin thars any suing to Be did. we be using an Okie shark Not a Gay :texan:

BigRedJed
9/18/2008, 04:57 PM
I don't have one. I have held one, and I want one.

olevetonahill
9/18/2008, 04:58 PM
I don't have one. I have held one, and I want one.

A Penis ?

Whet
9/18/2008, 05:03 PM
I don't have one. I have held one, and I want one.


A Penis ?

what? this is news????:D

StoopTroup
9/18/2008, 05:09 PM
Make sure you train with your weapon before actually taking it into battle. :D

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NSFW

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stoopified
9/18/2008, 05:38 PM
I'm a modern man myself,I hide behind my wife . :)

StoopTroup
9/18/2008, 05:45 PM
I think there is a lot more to this story than we're reading here.

I'm not sure why a Security Guy who is doing his job correctly would need to do what he did.

Give us more...

We crave more...

:D

swardboy
9/18/2008, 06:50 PM
Are we going, like, Smallville SicEm here?

Shneeg11
9/18/2008, 06:54 PM
First of all, if it's an even fight, I'd say you're doin it wrong. If I'm gonna fight, I'm gonna do everything I can to win, but I don't fight.

Pricetag
9/18/2008, 11:46 PM
Isn't that Melo's boyfriend in the second video?