[My Dad sent me this] *Who am I?*

[Big Red Ron]

Who Am I?


I am under 45 years old,
I love the outdoors,
I hunt, I am a Republican reformer,
I have taken on the Republican Party establishment,
I have many children,
I have a spot on the national ticket as vice president with less than two years in the governor's office.

[Lott's Bandana]

Thaddius Roundeye?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Haywood Jablome.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Seymour Butts

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Father Abraham?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Harry Beaver.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Phil McCrotch

[stoops the eternal pimp]

or his brother Pat

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Dixon Cox.

[SteelClip49]

Tim Tebow

[C&CDean]

Jack Mehoff?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Mike Hunt

[SicEmBaylor]

Who Am I?


I am under 45 years old,
I love the outdoors,
I hunt, I am a Republican reformer,
I have taken on the Republican Party establishment,
I have many children,
I have a spot on the national ticket as vice president with less than two years in the governor's office.

Teddy Roosevelt.
What do I win?

[8timechamps]

Mike Hawk?

[shaun4411]

either of these guys? (http://www.whitepages.com/search/FindPerson?extra_listing=mixed&form_mode=opt_b&post_back=1&firstname_begins_with=1&firstname=harry&name=balls&street=&city_zip=&state_id=&localtime=survey)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Harry Peters

[OU4LIFE]

Phil McCrackin

[Taxman71]

Hugh Jass

[Big Red Ron]

I am Teddy Roosevelt in 1900.

Good Jorb Sicem and Lott!

[SoonerStormchaser]

How'd Teddy Roosevelt turn out?


Oh wait...I should ask my wife that question...

[soonerscuba]

There is a bit of info missing from that.

His stint as an officer, NYC police commissioner and undersecretary of the Navy seem to be curiously absent.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Good Lord, it's a neat similarity, not an attempt to reveal that Sarah Palin is a vagina-packing, gun-toting Republican Teddy Roosevelt clone.

With boobies.

Sheesh.

[Big Red Ron]

Yeah, it's just a little silly deal. I got nice chuckle out of it.

[Howzit]

There is a bit of info missing from that.

His stint as an officer, NYC police commissioner and undersecretary of the Navy seem to be curiously absent.


Yes, but did he shoot babbies out of his va-jay-jay?

I think not.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

HE THINKS NOT.

I beg to differ. TR was a crackshot with his va-jay-jay when loaded with babies.

[Lott's Bandana]

Did you say crackshot and va-jay-jay in the same sentence?

Spekage for that.

[soonerscuba]

Yes, but did he shoot babbies out of his va-jay-jay?

I think not.
Nobody is more badass than TR (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teddy_Roosevelt#Assassination_Attempt)

[SicEmBaylor]

TR was horrible.
Taft>TR

[soonerscuba]

TR was horrible.
Taft>TR
Taft was Sec. of War, Fed. Appellate judge, international arbitration expert, governor of Philippines, POTUS, and Chief Justice. Also, couldn't fit in the bath, which do you think people brought up more often?

[picasso]

Luke Longley?

[SicEmBaylor]

Taft was Sec. of War, Fed. Appellate judge, international arbitration expert, governor of Philippines, POTUS, and Chief Justice. Also, couldn't fit in the bath, which do you think people brought up more often?

His ideology was superior.

[Soonrboy]

Palin doesn't even have her master's degree. I honestly don't know why that bugs me a lot, but it does. She minored in political science and has her degree in journalism, or so I've read. Of course, I could be wrong.

[Big Red Ron]

Palin doesn't even have her master's degree. I honestly don't know why that bugs me a lot, but it does. She minored in political science and has her degree in journalism, or so I've read. Of course, I could be wrong.
Well, Bush did have a post graduate degree. So, there ya go.

[SicEmBaylor]

Palin doesn't even have her master's degree. I honestly don't know why that bugs me a lot, but it does. She minored in political science and has her degree in journalism, or so I've read. Of course, I could be wrong.

Why on Earth would that concern you? Good grief...

Truman didn't even have a college education.

[Curly Bill]

Well, Bush did have a post graduate degree. So, there ya go.

heh :D

...and oh yeah...SPEK

[SoonerStormchaser]

Why on Earth would that concern you? Good grief...

Truman didn't even have a college education.

And Truman is still my favorite POTUS...
Dem or not, that man had some serious stones...

[Soonrboy]

Why on Earth would that concern you? Good grief...

Truman didn't even have a college education.


I don't know, I think I said that. For my job, you have to have a master's degree. I would just think that to be vice-president, you should have one. I know the constitution does not require it, blah, blah, blah.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Is it any consolation that more and more firemen are coming onto the job with college degrees, and more and more firemen are coming onto the job that have no business running the business end of a pikepole?

College degrees are overrated.

[BigRedJed]

I was going to make a joke and say I bet nobody on here has ever rubbed one out to Teddy Roosevelt, but then I remembered that really confusing time I went through back in high school.

[Soonrboy]

Is it any consolation that more and more firemen are coming onto the job with college degrees, and more and more firemen are coming onto the job that have no business running the business end of a pikepole?

College degrees are overrated.

I know having a master's degree, or any degree, doesn't make you a better person, or even a smarter person. Like I said, I don't know it bothers me that much, it just does.

[Civicus_Sooner]

I was going to make a joke and say I bet nobody on here has ever rubbed one out to Teddy Roosevelt, but then I remembered that really confusing time I went through back in high school.

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