An " In Honor Of Homey" Drunkytown

[olevetonahill]

Lets get this Train rollin
Hope you are Goest Of Honor In the Drinkin Car ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-0YBr-6IxE

[olevetonahill]

Jokes tonight LOL

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"

[CK Sooner]

Ghey :texan: :texan:

[olevetonahill]

The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!"
His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"

[olevetonahill]

Ghey :texan: :texan:

**** off dip **** :cool:

[CK Sooner]

A Blind Man In A Store

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

[olevetonahill]

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

[olevetonahill]

A Blind Man In A Store

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

Dumas this Is Lawyer Jokes , Ya Know In Honor Of Homey Passin the Bar and stuff .:rolleyes:

[CK Sooner]

My bad :D

LMAO

[CK Sooner]

Consultation fees

A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.

Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.

[King Crimson]

i'm having a couple liquid grain refreshments.

tip of the hat to Homey.

but don't esspect more than that. his christian theocracy nationalist authoritarianism ain't my cup of coffee. :)

[swardboy]

I remember the campaign slogan when Walter Mondale (nickname "Fritz") chose Geraldine Ferraro to be his VP: Tits 'n Fritz!

I think they both studied law

[olevetonahill]

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down.
After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head, and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out."

But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina.

"What did he say?" asked the Ranger.

The lawyer answered, "He said 'Get lost, you turkey. You wouldn't dare shoot me.'"

[CK Sooner]

Lawyer's personal injury

A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.

"I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you $5000."

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "But I did yell 'fore'."

"I'll take it," the attorney said.

[olevetonahill]

i'm having a couple liquid grain refreshments.

tip of the hat to Homey.

but don't esspect more than that. his christian theocracy nationalist authoritarianism ain't my cup of coffee. :)

Some dont Like yer Politics Neither But we dont Diss Ya :P :D

[CK Sooner]

Lawyers On A Flight

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.

"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards."

[olevetonahill]

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

"Oh my gaaad....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!"

[CK Sooner]

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

"Oh my gaaad....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!"

LMAO :D

[olevetonahill]

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"
The student replied, "Here's an orange."
The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"
The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him `I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding...'"

[olevetonahill]

When the man in the street says: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it," the lawyer writes:
"Insofar as manifestations of functional deficiencies are agreed by any and all concerned parties to be imperceivable, and are so stipulated, it is incumbent upon said heretofore mentioned parties to exercise the deferment of otherwise pertinent maintenance procedures."

[olevetonahill]

A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"

"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

[Flagstaffsooner]

Vid of Homey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHqebO8aAc4)

[olevetonahill]

Vid of Homey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHqebO8aAc4)

spek

[olevetonahill]

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

[Flagstaffsooner]

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?":D

[CK Sooner]

:pop:

[olevetonahill]

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
"That's unfair !" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

"Shut up!" barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

[olevetonahill]

What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

[StoopTroup]

Hey OV...I got a hypothetical question...you ready? :D

[StoopTroup]

I SAID...are you ready? :D

[olevetonahill]

Hey OV...I got a hypothetical question...you ready? :D

you betcha ;)

[olevetonahill]

I SAID...are you ready? :D

I said You Betcha
Pay tention

[StoopTroup]

I said You Betcha
Pay tention

heh.

[r5TPsooner]

What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

heh

[StoopTroup]

OK...

It's been a real long week.

The car breaking down and Mom and Dad moving into their new digs and a few other things like SPEK going away have forced me to breakout the Crown Royal. :D

I'm feeling like I might get pretty loose with my posting from here on out.

I noticed that you have evidently gotten a few yellowcards?

I ask as I'm thinking I might get drunk enough that I get a red card or worse.

That being said....

Do you think I'll still be welcome as a sponsor at the tailgates once I let loose?

:D

I've been keeping lots in my belly and I think there is an alien trying to get out. The Crown seems to disturb him. :D

[olevetonahill]

Hey OV...I got a hypothetical question...you ready? :D

How Long I gotta be ready ?
The Viagra Is gonna wear off .

[Curly Bill]

OK...

It's been a real long week.

The car breaking down and Mom and Dad moving into their new digs and a few other things like SPEK going away have forced me to breakout the Crown Royal. :D

I'm feeling like I might get pretty loose with my posting from here on out.

I noticed that you have evidently gotten a few yellowcards?

I ask as I'm thinking I might get drunk enough that I get a red card or worse.

That being said....

Do you think I'll still be welcome as a sponsor at the tailgates once I let loose?

:D

I've been keeping lots in my belly and I think there is an alien trying to get out. The Crown seems to disturb him. :D


Hell, I might stick around for a while tonight after all. :pop:

[StoopTroup]

Hell, I might stick around for a while tonight after all. :pop:

Heh.

[olevetonahill]

OK...

It's been a real long week.

The car breaking down and Mom and Dad moving into their new digs and a few other things like SPEK going away have forced me to breakout the Crown Royal. :D

I'm feeling like I might get pretty loose with my posting from here on out.

I noticed that you have evidently gotten a few yellowcards?

I ask as I'm thinking I might get drunk enough that I get a red card or worse.

That being said....

Do you think I'll still be welcome as a sponsor at the tailgates once I let loose?

:D

I've been keeping lots in my belly and I think there is an alien trying to get out. The Crown seems to disturb him. :D

I just got a 2 pointer fer allegdly Callin a Troll Names
I Posted 3 Names HE said He had Been Called
I then Dropped Down and said Id Call Him what I want and Thats a Troll :D
That being said
Yea I think Yer still Welcome at the TGs
If Not swing By here and Pick up a Jug of the OVJ .
Im cookin More to Make sure theres enough for all Of em anyway.;)

[Curly Bill]

With the SPEK threads petered out the place is kinda boring. A StoopTroup meltdown might be the only thing worth seeing around here.

[StoopTroup]

You guys ever go to the movies and order a Large Popcorn and a large drink and the snot-nosed a$$wipe says "That will be $11.00."?

After he says that...do you ever get the feeling you should grab him and throw him through the plate glass window at the front of the theater?

[olevetonahill]

With the SPEK threads petered out the place is kinda boring. A StoopTroup meltdown might be the only thing worth seeing around here.

Bro I almost had a Meltdown the other Nite:mad:
I peemed Tommieharris to Play Poker with Me to Help Me chill :D

[Curly Bill]

Bro I almost had a Meltdown the other Nite:mad:
I peemed Tommieharris to Play Poker with Me to Help Me chill :D

An Olevet meltdown would be a sight to see as well. :D

[Curly Bill]

You guys ever go to the movies and order a Large Popcorn and a large drink and the snot-nosed a$$wipe says "That will be $11.00."?

After he says that...do you ever get the feeling you should grab him and throw him through the plate glass window at the front of the theater?

Nah, reasons like this I just don't go to the movies anymore. ;)

[olevetonahill]

You guys ever go to the movies and order a Large Popcorn and a large drink and the snot-nosed a$$wipe says "That will be $11.00."?

After he says that...do you ever get the feeling you should grab him and throw him through the plate glass window at the front of the theater?

Only If theve Been sellin A real Big Popcorn an Drink fer that price for ever
Then after you Pay. They give you 1/2 as Much you say WTF
The dude says well some Folks were Bitchin that the Other size was TO Big .

The I Say Well Hell Give em a smaller One.
Dude says, **** you this Is the way we are doing Now .:D

[CK Sooner]

Movies = Poontang

At my house

:D

[olevetonahill]

Nah, reasons like this I just don't go to the movies anymore. ;)

My point In MY post above this ;)

[Curly Bill]

Only If theve Been sellin A real Big Popcorn an Drink fer that price for ever
Then after you Pay. They give you 1/2 as Much you say WTF
The dude says well some Folks were Bitchin that the Other size was TO Big .

The I Say Well Hell Give em a smaller One.
Dude says, **** you this Is the way we are doing Now .:D

heh

I think I see what you're getting at here. ;)

[StoopTroup]

THE only thing that's kept me from going off...is that it quit raining today and I got to go ride my bike around and even dropped by my Paraent's house to see if they were OK.

Oh yeah...I also dropped by Best Buy and watched some of the KU game on the 52" inch plasmas and LCDs. :D

[King Crimson]

honest question: how do you guys get in so much trouble around here?

[Curly Bill]

honest question: how do you guys get in so much trouble around here?

They talk down to the nOObs, and that's simply not allowed. :D

Here in the Bizarro World nOObs now rule. ;)

[olevetonahill]

honest question: how do you guys get in so much trouble around here?

****ing with LIbs a nOObs . :P
Honest answer :D

[CK Sooner]

What does it mean when there is a trash can by the thread title?

[StoopTroup]

Only If theve Been sellin A real Big Popcorn an Drink fer that price for ever
Then after you Pay. They give you 1/2 as Much you say WTF
The dude says well some Folks were Bitchin that the Other size was TO Big .

The I Say Well Hell Give em a smaller One.
Dude says, **** you this Is the way we are doing Now .:D

I'd be in jail after that.

The guy that wouldn't give me the $1 milk dud because the coupon was expired...I told him to forget the $11 stuff and then I went into the movie and ate the stuff I sneaked in. :D

[olevetonahill]

What does it mean when there is a trash can by the thread title?

It means YOU ARE fixin to Get ****caned

[CK Sooner]

It means YOU ARE fixin to Get ****caned

Banned?!

[King Crimson]

i think all liberals should be in jail or work (for the first time ever) or maybe re-education camps.

[olevetonahill]

Banned?!

Yup
Thats a warning to Straighten yer azz out .:eek:

[StoopTroup]

It means YOU ARE fixin to Get ****caned

ROTFLMFAOWDACOTR

[olevetonahill]

i think all liberals should be in jail or work (for the first time ever) or maybe re-education camps.

heh

[StoopTroup]

i'M GONNA VOTE FER mCcAIN.

[CK Sooner]

Yup
Thats a warning to Straighten yer azz out .:eek:

I didn't post anything bad though....

It has a trash can by one I didn't even post in too.

So whats going on. :(

[stoops the eternal pimp]

whats up men

[King Crimson]

You guys ever go to the movies and order a Large Popcorn and a large drink and the snot-nosed a$$wipe says "That will be $11.00."?

After he says that...do you ever get the feeling you should grab him and throw him through the plate glass window at the front of the theater?

anyone who buys anything other than a ticket at the movie theatre is a lunatic.

you can make a pound of popcorn for 12 cents. you can sell a pound of popcorn for 100 times that.

[Curly Bill]

i'M GONNA VOTE FER mCcAIN.

I did hear he's promised to bring back SPEK. Something about not having spent years as a POW to put up with seeing hard-working peeps lose their SPEK.

[Curly Bill]

I didn't post anything bad though....

It has a trash can by one I didn't even post in too.

So whats going on. :(

Means your *** is soon to be grass. :(

[Soonerus]

blah, blah,blah...

[Curly Bill]

blah, blah,blah...

You been out slumming and just getting in?

[CK Sooner]

Means your *** is soon to be grass. :(

You guy's are freaking me out. :(

[StoopTroup]

I just masturbated to Sarah Palin on ABC.

[Curly Bill]

I just masturbated to Sarah Palin on ABC.

heh

[StoopTroup]

I just went limp when Charles Gibson appeared.

[Curly Bill]

I just went limp when Charles Gibson appeared.

another heh...you know, in lieu of SPEK.

[CK Sooner]

I just went limp when Charles Gibson appeared.

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q250/wlp1234/sexy%20anchormen/abc_charl_gibson_010726_nv.jpg

[StoopTroup]

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q250/wlp1234/sexy%20anchormen/abc_charl_gibson_010726_nv.jpg

heh

[CK Sooner]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h191/yopw/Irene%20Andhika/IMG_0047.jpg

[Curly Bill]

Quit gheying the thread up!!!

[CK Sooner]

Quit gheying the thread up!!!

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj270/Chrissslynn/my%20favorite%20things/Jessica-Simpson.jpg

[Soonerus]

You been out slumming and just getting in?
getting in...

[SCOUT]

A lawyer, a priest, a psychologist and an optometrist were playing golf at their country club. After just the first whole, the realized that the foursome in front of them were playing incredibly slow. They started out patient but that started to run out as they watched the men play. They were hitting the ball every way hardly making progress at all.

After the first nine, the lawyer, priest, psychologist and optometrist were starting to really lose it. They started to taunt the players, swear at them and generally berate their every move. None of it seemed to matter. When that didn't work they decided to go ahead and hit up on them. This too went seemingly unnoticed.

When they finished their round in just under 7 1/2 hours they went to the Marshall to complain. The Marshall explained to them that it was a charitable arrangement for a group of deaf and blind men.

The priest was first to speak up and he lamented how poorly he had treated his fellow man. The pshychologist spoke about how he was supposed to help those in need and he had miserably failed this test. The optometrist talked about how he had dedicated his life to helping others see and he was now guilty of the bigotry he tried to work against. The lawyer said, ****'em let them play at night.

[Curly Bill]

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj270/Chrissslynn/my%20favorite%20things/Jessica-Simpson.jpg

There ya go! :D

[King Crimson]

so, this is some kind of organized effort you guys have going on?

[StoopTroup]

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj270/Chrissslynn/my%20favorite%20things/Jessica-Simpson.jpg

http://www.cluttercontrolfreak.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/kleenex.jpg

[CK Sooner]

There ya go! :D

:D

[CK Sooner]

http://www.cluttercontrolfreak.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/kleenex.jpg

I don't get it? :confused:

[Soonerus]

so, this is some kind of organized effort you guys have going on?

Duh...

[Curly Bill]

A lawyer, a priest, a psychologist and an optometrist were playing golf at their country club. After just the first whole, the realized that the foursome in front of them were playing incredibly slow. They started out patient but that started to run out as they watched the men play. They were hitting the ball every way hardly making progress at all.

After the first nine, the lawyer, priest, psychologist and optometrist were starting to really lose it. They started to taunt the players, swear at them and generally berate their every move. None of it seemed to matter. When that didn't work they decided to go ahead and hit up on them. This too went seemingly unnoticed.

When they finished their round in just under 7 1/2 hours they went to the Marshall to complain. The Marshall explained to them that it was a charitable arrangement for a group of deaf and blind men.

The priest was first to speak up and he lamented how poorly he had treated his fellow man. The pshychologist spoke about how he was supposed to help those in need and he had miserably failed this test. The optometrist talked about how he had dedicated his life to helping others see and he was now guilty of the bigotry he tried to work against. The lawyer said, ****'em let them play at night.

:D For real though, makes sense to me. :D

[Curly Bill]

so, this is some kind of organized effort you guys have going on?

:confused: Organized effort? Here? Surely you jest.

[olevetonahill]

You guy's are freaking me out. :(

Just tryin to Help a nOOb out Bro :P

[StoopTroup]

I don't get it? :confused:

It figures. :D

[Turd_Ferguson]

durnkytown aint as fun without my specker:mad: But, I still like get'n durnk:D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

~a little louder!~ HEY GUyS WHATS GOIN ON?

[olevetonahill]

A lawyer, a priest, a psychologist and an optometrist were playing golf at their country club. After just the first whole, the realized that the foursome in front of them were playing incredibly slow. They started out patient but that started to run out as they watched the men play. They were hitting the ball every way hardly making progress at all.

After the first nine, the lawyer, priest, psychologist and optometrist were starting to really lose it. They started to taunt the players, swear at them and generally berate their every move. None of it seemed to matter. When that didn't work they decided to go ahead and hit up on them. This too went seemingly unnoticed.

When they finished their round in just under 7 1/2 hours they went to the Marshall to complain. The Marshall explained to them that it was a charitable arrangement for a group of deaf and blind men.

The priest was first to speak up and he lamented how poorly he had treated his fellow man. The pshychologist spoke about how he was supposed to help those in need and he had miserably failed this test. The optometrist talked about how he had dedicated his life to helping others see and he was now guilty of the bigotry he tried to work against. The lawyer said, ****'em let them play at night.

Spek Oh wait Heh

[Curly Bill]

This board aint as fun without my specker:mad: But, I still like get'n durnk:D


FIXED! :D

[Curly Bill]

~a little louder!~ HEY GUyS WHATS GOIN ON?

Are you part of the organized effort?

[olevetonahill]

so, this is some kind of organized effort you guys have going on?

Yup
Were reall Organised about Drunky :P

[olevetonahill]

~a little louder!~ HEY GUyS WHATS GOIN ON?

Are you a Lawyer ? Oh wait Yer thr Priest in that Joke :D

[CK Sooner]

You Motor Boatin Son Of A ......

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/pcw3sixteen/thvince-motorboat-1.gif

[olevetonahill]

so, this is some kind of organized effort you guys have going on?

Would you quit Baitin us Master ? :D :eek:

[r5TPsooner]

There ya go! :D

indeedy

[CK Sooner]

NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6WUQxhgHdM

[Rogue]

Just stoppin' by toast the Home-ster.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

you guys should smell what I just did

[Flagstaffsooner]

durnkytown aint as fun without my specker:mad: But, I still like get'n durnk:DReally, I dont know how many times that I have moused over to hit the spekker thingie.

[CK Sooner]

you guys should smell what I just did

No thanks.

[StoopTroup]

Organize this...

http://brendstetter.com/images/crotch%20no.1%20-%20maart%202007.jpg

[CK Sooner]

Organize this...

http://brendstetter.com/images/crotch%20no.1%20-%20maart%202007.jpg

Uber Ghey

[Flagstaffsooner]

you guys should smell what I just did
Did you shat you pants AGAIN?

[Curly Bill]

Organize this...

http://brendstetter.com/images/crotch%20no.1%20-%20maart%202007.jpg

heh

[CK Sooner]

It's getting past my bed time.

I will talk to you tommorow.

GAMEDAY!!

[Curly Bill]

It's getting past my bed time.

I will talk to you tommorow.

GAMEDAY!!

wuss! :texan:

[Turd_Ferguson]

It's getting past my bed time.

I will talk to you tommorow.

GAMEDAY!!Tell your mom to call me after she tuck's you in.

[StoopTroup]

Uber Ghey

Uber ghey went to bed. :D

[Curly Bill]

Tell your mom to call me after she tuck's you in.

heh

[CK Sooner]

Tell your mom to call me after she tuck's you in.

My moms dead...

[Flagstaffsooner]

Tell your mom to call me after she tuck's you in.
spek

[Turd_Ferguson]

My moms dead...DOH!!!....I knew you'd say that:D

[CK Sooner]

DOH!!!....I knew you'd say that:D

:D

She's not.

I'm hiding the phone from her now though.

[CK Sooner]

spek

Neg Spek

[StoopTroup]

My moms dead...

OK...I'll draw the line there....

But don't bring her up again in some other thread where you went to visit her or we'll complain. ;)

[StoopTroup]

:D

She's not.

I'm hiding the phone from her now though.

I knew it! :D

[CK Sooner]

nvm

[CK Sooner]

I knew it! :D

Heh

:D

[olevetonahill]

you guys should smell what I just did

You should Clean Up what I just did :eek:
Do Not trust a fart when you Been Drankin:eek:

[StoopTroup]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/80/Kiss_Your_Mama!.jpg/696px-Kiss_Your_Mama!.jpg

[CK Sooner]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/80/Kiss_Your_Mama!.jpg/696px-Kiss_Your_Mama!.jpg

No :texan:

[CK Sooner]

Ok, I am really leaving now.

Bye.

[olevetonahill]

Did you shat you pants AGAIN?

No that was Me :O

[StoopTroup]

Curly, OV and me support this thread.

http://www.geocities.com/icyhotstuntazz/ichstun.jpg

[Curly Bill]

Curly, OV and me support this thread.

http://www.geocities.com/icyhotstuntazz/ichstun.jpg

Hell yeah! BoyZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

[Turd_Ferguson]

Curly, OV and me support this thread.

http://www.geocities.com/icyhotstuntazz/ichstun.jpgI'm digg'n on your aunt jamima style doo wrag:D

[Curly Bill]

I'm digg'n on your aunt jamima style doo wrag:D

Check out the bling homezzzzzzz, check out the bling. :D

[olevetonahill]

Check out the bling homezzzzzzz, check out the bling. :D

Caint be Me
I dont have any Bling ;)

[Flagstaffsooner]

No that was Me :ONext time you go to the VA place have them issue you some Depends.:)

[Turd_Ferguson]

Next time you go to the VA place have them issue you some Depends.:)I'd ask for some DamnSure's

[StoopTroup]

This thread has save me.

I'm finally at my happy place.

http://wonkette.com/assets/resources/2006/12/Miss%20Wasilla%201984.jpg

[King Crimson]

well, at least you guys aren't one-dimensional.

[olevetonahill]

Next time you go to the VA place have them issue you some Depends.:)

Naw Im trying to Get em to send Me a Cute Nurse ( Not My Daughter )
to Keep me clean :hot:

[Flagstaffsooner]

I'd ask for some DamnSure'sThats funny ****!

Or a cork.

[Soonerus]

anybody for Hold'em ???

[olevetonahill]

well, at least you guys aren't one-dimensional.

You got that right WE pride ourselves On being Equal opportunity *******s :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Always fun when you are bored. http://209.85.173.104/search?q=cache:5-FwaX5bgl0J:www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm+fart+soundboard&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us

[olevetonahill]

this drunkytown succs

[Flagstaffsooner]

this drunkytown succsIts your damn fault. None of us have OVJ. :(

[StoopTroup]

Always fun when you are bored. http://209.85.173.104/search?q=cache:5-FwaX5bgl0J:www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm+fart+soundboard&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us

That shat is funny.

[olevetonahill]

Its your damn fault. None of us have OVJ. :(

Aint MY fault
Ive posted My Addy ans said SEnd Me a Prepaid Box from Fed up or whatever
Ill Fill It up send it back
A 6x6 Box will get ya a Pint.
A 10 x 6 will get ya a qouart :P

[olevetonahill]

Homey did you read any of this ?