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stoops the eternal pimp
9/12/2008, 03:59 PM
I m making dinner tonight so its gonna be hashbrowns, sausage,eggs, and toast...your all welcome to come by but I need to know how to cook your eggs....I like mine over easy

BigRedJed
9/12/2008, 03:59 PM
Tickled.

Viking Kitten
9/12/2008, 04:00 PM
Sarah Palin likes hers fertilized.

BigRedJed
9/12/2008, 04:02 PM
Deer lord.

BigRedJed
9/12/2008, 04:02 PM
I mean, moose lord.

stoops the eternal pimp
9/12/2008, 04:02 PM
I m peeing on your eggs BRJ

BigRedJed
9/12/2008, 04:03 PM
Weird. I haven't decided yet whether I like it or not.

stoops the eternal pimp
9/12/2008, 04:03 PM
ohhh...nevermind

Penguin
9/12/2008, 04:20 PM
I just had some eggs sunny side up this morning. And bacon. And crystal meth.

Viking Kitten
9/12/2008, 04:20 PM
You weren't driving were you?

Tulsa_Fireman
9/12/2008, 04:22 PM
I like mine sterile so I don't fertilize them.

BECAUSE THE LADIES ARE HAWT FOR MY PEENY

stoops the eternal pimp
9/12/2008, 04:23 PM
When I hit the meth I usually have it with a side of ham with biscuits and gravy

Penguin
9/12/2008, 04:26 PM
You weren't driving were you?

Yeah, things were going ok until that tree jumped out in front of me.

soonerinabilene
9/12/2008, 04:30 PM
cook bacon, then fry the eggs in the bacon grease.

Viking Kitten
9/12/2008, 04:31 PM
Yeah, things were going ok until that tree jumped out in front of me.

Effing trees, man.

http://www.freewebs.com/jetgirl/Evil%20Tree1.bmp

stoops the eternal pimp
9/12/2008, 04:36 PM
of course this is teh best

http://menstuff.org/logos/strawberrymeth.jpg

StoopTroup
9/12/2008, 04:38 PM
...served in bed.

Hamhock
9/12/2008, 04:41 PM
not sure what it's called.

i like for stuff to come out when i poke them.

Viking Kitten
9/12/2008, 04:42 PM
I'm really betting that doesn't sound as dirty to you as it does to me.

Hamhock
9/12/2008, 04:49 PM
I'm really betting that doesn't sound as dirty to you as it does to me.

you underestimate me.

Viking Kitten
9/12/2008, 04:50 PM
Ooh. Sassy.

Hot Rod
9/12/2008, 05:06 PM
Omelette style with some bacon and ham. Mmmmm.

olevetonahill
9/12/2008, 07:57 PM
not sure what it's called.

i like for stuff to come out when i poke them.

So you Like Ketchup on yers Huh ? :eek:

swardboy
9/12/2008, 08:02 PM
Omelet stuffed with cheese, green peppers, garlic, bacon and diced tomatoes please.

stoops the eternal pimp
9/12/2008, 08:09 PM
alright almost done

GottaHavePride
9/12/2008, 08:12 PM
dU_B3QNu_Ks

King Crimson
9/12/2008, 08:45 PM
dU_B3QNu_Ks

that's very english/scottish. when i was in scotland you pretty much ordered either mushrooms or tomatoes with your eggs, toast and ayrshire bacon (awesome).

i like em over easy with tabasco. i'd kill for one more Early Bird Special at Boulder's Mother's Cafe (RIP) with a side of pico. two eggs, the best hash browns in the world, toast and black coffee 7-8 AM, 2.29$.

those were good times. still kick myself for not asking that one waitress out with the funky pants.

GottaHavePride
9/12/2008, 10:01 PM
that's very english/scottish. when i was in scotland you pretty much ordered either mushrooms or tomatoes with your eggs, toast and ayrshire bacon (awesome).

i like em over easy with tabasco. i'd kill for one more Early Bird Special at Boulder's Mother's Cafe (RIP) with a side of pico. two eggs, the best hash browns in the world, toast and black coffee 7-8 AM, 2.29$.

those were good times. still kick myself for not asking that one waitress out with the funky pants.

I can take or leave the mushrooms and tomatoes.

However, those eggs on toast with some cheese and bacon = WIN.

SoonerProphet
9/12/2008, 10:03 PM
over easy with some rooster juice.

GottaHavePride
9/12/2008, 10:04 PM
Also, Gordon Ramsay is ****ing awesome. I would have beers with him.

King Crimson
9/12/2008, 10:10 PM
Also, Gordon Ramsay is ****ing awesome. I would have beers with him.

i like where he touch/taps the bottom of skillet to feel the heat. that's the real shizz.

proud gonzo
9/12/2008, 10:10 PM
Also, Gordon Ramsay is ****ing awesome. I would have beers with him.
YES.

proud gonzo
9/12/2008, 10:37 PM
i like where he touch/taps the bottom of skillet to feel the heat. that's the real shizz.When I tried that recipe the first time, I decided that was an important part of the process. I do it every time now just because it makes me feel like a bada5s. :D

King Crimson
9/12/2008, 10:41 PM
When I tried that recipe the first time, I decided that was an important part of the process. I do it every time now just because it makes me feel like a bada5s. :D

exactly. you should make a serious/somewhat upward looking yet judicious face when you do it.

:D

texas bandman
9/13/2008, 11:21 AM
Over hard, preferably cooked in leftover bacon fat that been congealing in a coffee can.

Tailwind
9/13/2008, 01:04 PM
Basted

King Crimson
9/13/2008, 01:10 PM
chile quiles....is good too.

take/save some stale or leftover tortilla chips and put them in a hot skillet already oiled. hot. let em saute, get a wee soft. add diced onions and anaheim peppers. let them get a little soft. add yer eggs. heat, scramble some.

top with cheese and the kickass green chile you buy from the local mexican place....and t'row in the preheated oven for a couple minutes.

enjoy with pico and tortillas.

Mixer!
9/13/2008, 04:06 PM
poached medium, with a tiny bit of rooster sauce on top.

stoopified
9/13/2008, 04:10 PM
Western omlette.

proud gonzo
9/13/2008, 04:17 PM
exactly. you should make a serious/somewhat upward looking yet judicious face when you do it.

:D
hehe. I'm a pot-knocker.