Today's Rant Thread, feel free to join in everyone!

[frankensooner]

Last night we took the kids to see Disney on Ice, High School Musical. I got the girls front row seats whilst me and the boy sat someplace in the middle. Two row behind us were the white-trashesist people I have seen outside of Ft. Gibson, Oklahoma and they let their little girls scream so loud it hurt mine and my sons ears, plus they were yelling stuff like "dig a hole and shove your head in it Sharpay" which apparently was a character they didn't like. And they yelled "Troy I love you" and "Troy look up here!!!" One girl was about nine and the other was about 12. I know they paid to go, but do they have to ruin the show for everyone else, and they were shouting out the lines, singing along off key extremely loud, and clapping, but not in beat with the tunes, anywhere from 1/2 a beat off to 3/4's. Everyone around us kept giving them the evil-eye.

IT WAS A FREAKING ICE SHOW, THAT WASN'T THE REAL DREAMY DOOD FROM THE MOVIE AND HE PROBABLY WOULD LIKE THE GUY PLAYING RYAN MORE THAN HE WOULD LIKE YOU, YOU TWO LITTLE SKANKS.

[BigRedJed]

Why do you hate Teddy Lehman?

[sooner_born_1960]

and SicEm?

[frankensooner]

Well, see, people from Muskogee don't much care for the Ft. Gibson folk and their fancy electricty factory, but that is neither here nor there.

[M]

YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT REALLY ZAQUISHA IN THE SHOW??!!!1

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk45/Sazuna_Kyoto/Zac%20Efron/zac-efron.png

[frankensooner]

Well, he was dreamy, but not that dreamy.

[BigRedJed]

Well, see, people from Muskogee don't much care for the Ft. Gibson folk and their fancy electricty factory, but that is neither here nor there.
Gotcha. I'm always slow to pick up on squabbles like that.

[sooner_born_1960]

But, what are your plans for tonight?

[Viking Kitten]

Wait... are you actually saying there were white trashy people visiting an event held during the State Fair of Oklahoma?

I don't believe you.

[frankensooner]

THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CONTAINED ON THE MIDWAY! (except on rodeo nights)

[mdklatt]

THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CONTAINED ON THE MIDWAY! (except on rodeo nights)

swr:h

[frankensooner]

But, what are your plans for tonight?

Well, if it isn't raining, watch out Edmond Memorial, I will be cheering on the Santa Fe Wolves led by all around athlete, Steve Sumpter! Go Wolves!

[OUDoc]

Well, if it isn't raining, watch out Edmond Memorial, I will be cheering on the Santa Fe Wolves led by all around athlete, Steve Sumpter! Go Wolves!

I wish I could find those two obnoxious girls to follow you around all weekend. That would rock. :D

[frankensooner]

seriously, do these people collect cans all year so they can blow it all on crap at the fair?

[Viking Kitten]

Are you callin' corny dogs "crap"? Thems fightin' words.

[SoonerTerry]

You said beat off..

[frankensooner]

No, Pancho Dogs aren't crap, although Pronto Pups suck. I didn't get to enjoy my annual Sammy's Calazone I usually grab, but it was as crowded as I have ever seen the Midway and I didn't venture much further than the Arena.

By crap, I mean all of the junk you can either win by playing games of chance or the over-priced plastic junk they sell as souvenirs.

[frankensooner]

You said beat off..

I know, I was waiting to see who would catch it. ;)

[BigRedJed]

Man, 1/2 a beat off sounds like total failure to me.

[Hamhock]

Well, see, people from Muskogee don't much care for the Ft. Gibson folk and their fancy electricty factory, but that is neither here nor there.

and their fort isn't at all impressive.

go Hornets!

[Mixer!]

Better knuckle up if you're gonna talk bad about deep fried eskimo pie on a stick. :D

[frankensooner]

And by games of chance, I mean "rigged games of skill" ;)

[frankensooner]

and their fort isn't at all impressive.

Well, it is the nicest house in town.

Roughers are tougher!

[SicEmBaylor]

Well, see, people from Muskogee don't much care for the Ft. Gibson folk and their fancy electricty factory, but that is neither here nor there.

You are officially off my Christmas card list!

[SicEmBaylor]

and their fort isn't at all impressive.

go Hornets!

You are officially off my Christmas card list!

[Pricetag]

Not that I'm upset about it, but Disney on Ice has completely given up on the male demographic these past two years, with the princesses last year and High School Musical this year. No way would I take my son to see something like that. We took him to Nemo and Incredibles, but no chance on these last two.

[Hamhock]

Not that I'm upset about it, but Disney on Ice has completely given up on the male demographic these past two years, with the princesses last year and High School Musical this year. No way would I take my son to see something like that. We took him to Nemo and Incredibles, but no chance on these last two.

You are officially off Sicem's Christmas card list.

[frankensooner]

Well, see, I got the good seats for the girls, while the boy and I sat toward the back. No way in holy heck am I letting my wife and two lovely daughters go to the fair without me to protect them from the scuzzy folk. ;)

[frankensooner]

See, I started off with a rant, now it is everyone elses' turn. GO




[START RANTING]

[stoops the eternal pimp]

you can't sell this rant anywhere

[frankensooner]

Its a dang fine rant. You people just don't appreciate my excellent ranting style. Now if it involved Best Buy, Wal Mart or browsing customers, you dingleberries would be lapping it up like c_p with a jar of Hellmans. ;)



Anyway, it isn't about selling a rant, I want all the angry people to get it off their chests so I won't feel alone!

[Viking Kitten]

Okay. I've got a rant, Frank.

Peanut allergies. I'm calling bullsh*t on them. I'm sure they do exist for somebody somewhere, but the chances of there being 30 kids in our school who'll die if somebody eats a peanut and farts within 100 feet of them? Bull. I ain't buyin' it. Mass hysteria. That's all it is. There. I said it.

[BudSooner]

This thread blows worse than the gaseous remains of a chimichanga out of Mangino's ***.




And I mean that in a good christian way. ;)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

This thread blows worse than the gaseous remains of a chimichanga out of Mangino's ***.




And I mean that in a good christian way. ;)

mmm..Chimi's

[frankensooner]

We have a neighbor whose kid will die if his mom eats at Texass Roadhouse, his alleged allergies are so bad.


A chimi does sound good, huh Chaplain STEP? ;)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Okay. I've got a rant, Frank.

Peanut allergies. I'm calling bullsh*t on them. I'm sure they do exist for somebody somewhere, but the chances of there being 30 kids in our school who'll die if somebody eats a peanut and farts within 100 feet of them? Bull. I ain't buyin' it. Mass hysteria. That's all it is. There. I said it.

I pull a different allergy story based on what the need is...such as I m allergic to black eyed peas(the food and the band) when somebody cooks them or plays them

[stoops the eternal pimp]

We have a neighbor whose kid will die if his mom eats at Texass Roadhouse, his alleged allergies are so bad.


A chimi does sound good, huh Chaplain STEP? ;)

yeah...with extra sour cream

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Okay. I've got a rant, Frank.

Peanut allergies. I'm calling bullsh*t on them. I'm sure they do exist for somebody somewhere, but the chances of there being 30 kids in our school who'll die if somebody eats a peanut and farts within 100 feet of them? Bull. I ain't buyin' it. Mass hysteria. That's all it is. There. I said it.

My daughter had a girl with a peanut allergy in her class last year. Legit.

I ran on a guy one time with a peanut allergy. He was wrapped up in a bad way. Hives all over, throat started swelling, it was serious bad juju.

[frankensooner]

You know what, my oldest, when she was a wee babe, would break out in hives when we gave her PB cookies. We quit. Now she has out-grown this "allergy", but still won't go near PB. My other kids will eat it up though.

I think people probably are allergic, but people have gotten all nazi about peanuts.

[Viking Kitten]

Oh yeah, and now not only can I not send a PB&J to school with my kids, apparently latex is the latest threat to the survival of mankind. Those pink pearl erasers? Forget about it. They'll be sent straight back to your house, you mass murdering harbinger of homicidal school supplies. WHY DO YOU HATE CHILDREN???

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Really? you can't send pb and j to school with your kids?

[frankensooner]

I guess you don't go to our skool. They have PB sometimes and they allow pink pearls. ;) Just don't wear spaghetti straps or wear non-local team sportswear.

[Viking Kitten]

Really? you can't send pb and j to school with your kids?

The teachers asked us not to. It makes the kid with the peanut allergy sad because he has to leave the lunchroom if somebody one unwraps anywhere near him.

[Hamhock]

The teachers asked us not to. It makes the kid with the peanut allergy sad because he has to leave the lunchroom if somebody unwraps anywhere near him.

homeschool +1

[frankensooner]

I don't understand that. Is the PB&J so powerful that the mere sight of it sends the kid into convulsions?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

The teachers asked us not to. It makes the kid with the peanut allergy sad because he has to leave the lunchroom if somebody one unwraps anywhere near him.


Is that not some amazing crap? How old are these kids?

[Viking Kitten]

Elementary school... First and third grade.

[frankensooner]

Wow, I have a first and third grader (and 8th grader)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Sorry, that just seems so stupid..What about that poor lactose intolerant kid? NO MILK, it makes him **** himself when you open it...

[Viking Kitten]

I don't understand that. Is the PB&J so powerful that the mere sight of it sends the kid into convulsions?

This is exactly my point. I'm sure peanut allergies do exist, but I think we've gone overboard with the peanut avoidance to the point where the fear is causing the symtoms to be psychosomatically induced.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I'd send this with my kid http://coachlevi.com/images/toasted-pb-banana-sandwich.jpg

edit smaller pic

[Viking Kitten]

A PB&J the size of a pizza?

[M]

Oh yeah, and now not only can I not send a PB&J to school with my kids, apparently latex is the latest threat to the survival of mankind. Those pink pearl erasers? Forget about it. They'll be sent straight back to your house, you mass murdering harbinger of homicidal school supplies. WHY DO YOU HATE CHILDREN???


I work with a woman who is allergic to paper (yes, that's a whole 'nother rant), so she has to wear latex gloves all day. So...what happens if we hire one of these latex pussies?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

it was a delicious pb and j with banana..and yes one the size of a pizza..and if it made him sad, he could cry it out and get it over with instead of growing older to being one of those wusses that says " please would you not eat that in front of me?"

[Viking Kitten]

See, what they are saying is that even being anywhere near peanut butter is enough to cause a kid to keel right over. That's why the kids have to leave. We have this whole list of non-peanut candy we can't send to school on treat days because it might have been processed in a location that might have also processed peanut candy. I mean, come on, people.

[Viking Kitten]

I work with a woman who is allergic to paper (yes, that's a whole 'nother rant), so she has to wear latex gloves all day. So...what happens if we hire one of these latex pussies?

Ummm excuse me...I'm allergic to work in general. Maybe I could just go on home now?:texan:

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I'm allergic to NINJAS

[Viking Kitten]

Wow, I have a first and third grader (and 8th grader)

Did you volunteer for Meet the Masters this year? I get to teach Warhol and Matisse to first graders this year. YAY!

"Look kids! This is a Warhol silkscreen! See how it's an ironic statement on pop culture! And you know what? Drug addicts, porn stars and drag queens helped him make these! Yaaaaaay!!!!!"

[OU4LIFE]

I'm allergic to NINJAS

if by 'allergic to' you mean 'deathly afraid of'

than I agree.

[frankensooner]

Heck no I didn't volunteer. I finally almost broke the wife of that. At least she isn't being a pal or homeroom mom anymore.

I spend at least an hour a night doing homework with the kiddos. I don't have anymore time especially with the new tv season about to kick off! ;)

[Viking Kitten]

At least if my kid unwraps a PB&J, the allergic kid has a good sporting chance of seeing it before it kills him. A ninja? Not so much.

[SoonerInKCMO]

I work with a woman who is allergic to paper (yes, that's a whole 'nother rant), so she has to wear latex gloves all day. So...what happens if we hire one of these latex pussies?

I see what you did there. :hot:

[OU4LIFE]

At least if my kid unwraps a PB&J, the allergic kid has a good sporting chance of seeing it before it kills him. A ninja? Not so much.

that's a PSA, Parents, don't let your children unwrap ninjas.

[Viking Kitten]

What if you wrapped the ninja in latex and the ninja was allergic? Huh? What then, Hairy?

[OU4LIFE]

that's too easy. Ninjas aren't allergic to anything. If anything the PB sammich would get hives from being allergic to the ninja.

[OU4LIFE]

and you can't wrap something in latex that you never see...

[frankensooner]

Thank goodness I'm only allergic to Pirates and/or Carnies.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I m good with anything except clowns..congrats frank btw on the 4 pager...



good thread frank-STEP

[BigRedJed]

http://msp263.photobucket.com/albums/ii159/the_huntress_photos/evilclownlove.jpg

[OU4LIFE]

HOOOOOOONK!

[BigRedJed]

http://www.satanspace.com/gallery/albums/misc/scary-clown.jpg

[OU4LIFE]

sorry about that.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Go to hell BRJ...overnight shipping!

[BigRedJed]

Top Ten Signs A Clown Might Have Gone Bad

10. Big red floppy boots only partially hide electronic tracking-bracelet on ankle

9. His big "Fun-Time Happy-Land Activity" at children's parties is a game he calls "Wash My Dirty Feet"

8. His "clown make-up" just looks suspiciously like White-Supremacist prison tattoos

7. Says he can't bring his famous puppets, as they're currently being examined by the police for hair and fiber evidence

6. An hour of his "show" consists of him reading the racing forms

5. While making balloon animals, repeatedly makes inappropriate references to "the so-called Holocaust"

4. Says that Pin the Tail on the Donkey is no longer part of his act, "just to conform with the court order"

3. Every time you leave the room, you hear him trying to sell your children some "sweet" Utah real estate

2. Says he'd prefer to be paid in cash, and/or "weed"

... and the number one sign a clown might have gone bad...

1. Is mentioned in Washintonienne's sex diary under the alias "Funnybone"

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Where's PG? HELP!

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Funnybone.

That's awesome.

[frankensooner]

I m good with anything except clowns..congrats frank btw on the 4 pager...



good thread frank-STEP

I don't think it counts if half the posts are made by me. But thanks anyway! ;)

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Get it?

BONE.

As in Bone-ur. French for "obama".

[BigRedJed]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1046/533000858_166e38692b.jpg

[BigRedJed]

That's a clown spider.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

That's scary.

http://www.cityaquariums.co.uk/Clown.fish.jpg

That's Nemo.

[frankensooner]

Yeah, it takes a lot of rid kill those suckers. Conclusion: avoid rodeo clowns

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Speaking of spiders...

http://members.cox.net/firemanat25s/homospider.jpg

[stoops the eternal pimp]

That's a clown spider.

.......

[Viking Kitten]

That's scary.

http://www.cityaquariums.co.uk/Clown.fish.jpg

That's Nemo.

Not a clown, but here's a scary fish.

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Ugly%20Fish.jpg

Any by scary, I mean kind of a goofy looking little f**ker.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

http://happycarpenter.blogs.com/the_happy_carpenter/images/ugly_dog_winner_chinese_meat_crested_1.jpg

Here's his brother.

[frankensooner]

Not a clown, but here's a scary fish.

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Ugly%20Fish.jpg

Any by scary, I mean kind of a goofy looking little f**ker.


She wouldn't look so bad at last call.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Not a clown, but here's a scary fish.

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Ugly%20Fish.jpg

Any by scary, I mean kind of a goofy looking little f**ker.

She works at the Chili's here in McAlester

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I wouldn't know. I've only seen the top of her head.

[proud gonzo]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1046/533000858_166e38692b.jpg
I will run you down on your Vespa.

****er :mad:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I told you BRJ..your in trouble now

[Czar Soonerov]

I work with a woman who is allergic to paper (yes, that's a whole 'nother rant), so she has to wear latex gloves all day. So...what happens if we hire one of these latex pussies?

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2051/5168eknj77lsl500aa28062md2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Czar Soonerov]

Okay. I've got a rant, Frank.

Peanut allergies. I'm calling bullsh*t on them. I'm sure they do exist for somebody somewhere, but the chances of there being 30 kids in our school who'll die if somebody eats a peanut and farts within 100 feet of them? Bull. I ain't buyin' it. Mass hysteria. That's all it is. There. I said it.


Oh yeah, and now not only can I not send a PB&J to school with my kids, apparently latex is the latest threat to the survival of mankind. Those pink pearl erasers? Forget about it. They'll be sent straight back to your house, you mass murdering harbinger of homicidal school supplies. WHY DO YOU HATE CHILDREN???

Actually it's the pink pearl erasers that are safe.

[Viking Kitten]

Actually it's the pink pearl erasers that are safe.

Wrong, punk. You have to get the special "White Pearl" kind if you want latex free. Don't cross me, Soonerov.

[Viking Kitten]

Here's another rant. Dads who don't actually read the memos the school sends home. Putting children's lives in jeopardy in the process.

[Czar Soonerov]

actually if you would have read the memo you'd know how serious the kids allergies are and you wouldn't make light of it. :mad:;)

[mdklatt]

How is that pink pearl erasers and peanut butter sandwiches are only a big deal nowadays? There were no prohibitions on that stuff when I was in school, and I'm unaware of anybody keeling over and dying. What has changed?

[Viking Kitten]

:les: SAVE YOUR WINKY FACE FOR THE ALLERGY KID'S SLUTTY MOM, CZAR!

[Czar Soonerov]

I wonder if allergy kid's slutty mom uses condoms.

Things that make you go hmmmm..

[shaun4411]

How is that pink pearl erasers and peanut butter sandwiches are only a big deal nowadays? There were no prohibitions on that stuff when I was in school, and I'm unaware of anybody keeling over and dying. What has changed?

what're the libs moaning about now? pink erasers cause belly aches for the tards that eat them?