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Pieces Hit
9/12/2008, 11:27 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080912/ts_nm/venezuela_chavez_dc

Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez has thrust the OPEC nation into its worst diplomatic crisis for years by expelling the U.S. ambassador in a growing feud between Washington and Latin America's leftist leaders.

Chavez, who calls ex-Cuban leader Fidel Castro his mentor, also on Thursday repeated a threat he has made often to cut off Venezuela's oil supply to the United States.

"Go to hell, s--- Yankees, we are a dignified people, go to hell a hundred times," Chavez shouted at a political rally to thousands of roaring supporters dressed in red.

Chavez is the most radical of a growing number of leftist governments in Latin America that to a greater or lesser degree oppose Washington's traditional dominance in Latin America.

Venezuela has some of the largest oil reserves outside the Middle East and despite Chavez's clashes with the Bush administration, is a major supplier to the United States, which is its biggest customer.

Chavez said Thursday's move was made in support of his close ally President Evo Morales of Bolivia, where violent anti-government protests have killed eight people.

"The Yankee ambassador in Caracas has got 72 hours to get out of Venezuela, in solidarity with Bolivia," Chavez said.

Morales, a leftist Aymara Indian, this week expelled the U.S. ambassador in the poor Andean nation after accusing him of instigating the protests.

Chavez said Washington was behind an alleged plot by retired military officers to kill him and said it had plans to bomb him from planes marked as Venezuelan.

"If there was an aggression against Venezuela there would be no oil for the people or for the government of the United States," the former paratrooper said.

The United States has rejected the allegations by Chavez and Morales. It retaliated against Bolivia on Thursday by ordering its ambassador to Washington to leave. Chavez told his own ambassador to the United States to come home before he was thrown out.

The U.S. State Department said it had not been officially notified of the expulsion.

Chavez was briefly ousted in a 2002 coup that was initially welcomed by Washington. Even after the coup Chavez did not go so far as to expel the U.S. ambassador.

In a busy week even for the outspoken socialist, Chavez allowed two Russian long-range bombers to land in Venezuela and played audio tapes live on television that appeared to show military officers conspiring against him.

He also cut U.S. flights to Venezuela and warned he would support "armed movements" to back Morales in the event of a coup against him.

Chavez frequently calls the United States an aggressive empire and has aligned himself with Russia. Moscow is also sending warships for naval exercises later this year in its first such move since the Cold War.

OUDoc
9/12/2008, 11:32 AM
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Pieces Hit
9/12/2008, 11:35 AM
In other news - a jillion barrels of oil lie beneath the tundra.

OU4LIFE
9/12/2008, 11:43 AM
don't let sooners cuba read this....

Pieces Hit
9/12/2008, 11:52 AM
I would think it would be worse to go to hell once and just stay there as opposed to going a hundred times which might entail a cooling-off period between trips.

mdklatt
9/12/2008, 12:08 PM
Water is wet!

Veritas
9/12/2008, 12:12 PM
Ellen Degeneres is gay!

Hamhock
9/12/2008, 12:18 PM
the earth is only 6,000 years old!

Pieces Hit
9/12/2008, 12:25 PM
...and has Russian bombers in Venuz-wayla.

Pricetag
9/12/2008, 01:20 PM
go to hell a hundred times
This is reminding me of when Kirk says "double dumbass on you" in Star Trek IV.

Howzit
9/12/2008, 01:27 PM
Or when he says to Khan, "I know you are but what am I?"

BudSooner
9/12/2008, 02:02 PM
...and has Russian bombers in Venuz-wayla.
But they are old, and probably in as bad of shape as the Mir was before it came down. Held together with duct tape and dog turds.



What a dick-tater.

OklahomaTuba
9/12/2008, 03:25 PM
****head Yankees, go to hell!" Chávez thundered at a campaign rally in Carabobo state Thursday

Must be a Mets fan.

StoopTroup
9/12/2008, 03:29 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080912/ts_nm/venezuela_chavez_dc

Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez has thrust the OPEC nation into its worst diplomatic crisis for years by expelling the U.S. ambassador in a growing feud between Washington and Latin America's leftist leaders.

Chavez, who calls ex-Cuban leader Fidel Castro his mentor, also on Thursday repeated a threat he has made often to cut off Venezuela's oil supply to the United States.

"Go to hell, s--- Yankees, we are a dignified people, go to hell a hundred times," Chavez shouted at a political rally to thousands of roaring supporters dressed in red.

Chavez is the most radical of a growing number of leftist governments in Latin America that to a greater or lesser degree oppose Washington's traditional dominance in Latin America.

Venezuela has some of the largest oil reserves outside the Middle East and despite Chavez's clashes with the Bush administration, is a major supplier to the United States, which is its biggest customer.

Chavez said Thursday's move was made in support of his close ally President Evo Morales of Bolivia, where violent anti-government protests have killed eight people.

"The Yankee ambassador in Caracas has got 72 hours to get out of Venezuela, in solidarity with Bolivia," Chavez said.

Morales, a leftist Aymara Indian, this week expelled the U.S. ambassador in the poor Andean nation after accusing him of instigating the protests.

Chavez said Washington was behind an alleged plot by retired military officers to kill him and said it had plans to bomb him from planes marked as Venezuelan.

"If there was an aggression against Venezuela there would be no oil for the people or for the government of the United States," the former paratrooper said.

The United States has rejected the allegations by Chavez and Morales. It retaliated against Bolivia on Thursday by ordering its ambassador to Washington to leave. Chavez told his own ambassador to the United States to come home before he was thrown out.

The U.S. State Department said it had not been officially notified of the expulsion.

Chavez was briefly ousted in a 2002 coup that was initially welcomed by Washington. Even after the coup Chavez did not go so far as to expel the U.S. ambassador.

In a busy week even for the outspoken socialist, Chavez allowed two Russian long-range bombers to land in Venezuela and played audio tapes live on television that appeared to show military officers conspiring against him.

He also cut U.S. flights to Venezuela and warned he would support "armed movements" to back Morales in the event of a coup against him.

Chavez frequently calls the United States an aggressive empire and has aligned himself with Russia. Moscow is also sending warships for naval exercises later this year in its first such move since the Cold War.

Post reported. ;)

GottaHavePride
9/12/2008, 08:06 PM
I hate to tell Hugo this, but if we had a plan to bomb him his office would already be a deep, deep hole in the ground.

swardboy
9/12/2008, 08:23 PM
Every time I see Chavez I think "7th grade bully". Life will catch up with him.

Widescreen
9/12/2008, 09:04 PM
Oil seems to prop up a bunch of these types. If it wasn't for oil, do you think anyone would pay attention to him at all. The guys a whack-job but he continues to get press somehow.

SoonerProphet
9/12/2008, 09:30 PM
A whole helluva lot of crazy sh!t is going down in South America.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/oilRpt/idUKN1145004420080911

BU BEAR
9/12/2008, 11:38 PM
I did not know George W. Bush planned to bomb anybody. I thought he just did it. Ask Saddam... too late.

SanJoaquinSooner
9/13/2008, 06:49 AM
One of the best things the U.S. can do is support the Colombian Free Trade Pact. President Uribe is running a great pro-U.S. gov't and has dramatically reduced the number of assassinations by the rebels.

Just a few years ago, Colombia was a lost cause. Now it's one of the brightest spots in S.A.