Yay, tonsilitis!

[proud gonzo]

Just what I needed to top off the week. :mad:

[GottaHavePride]

You can haz tonsils nao?

[Curly Bill]

I sorry.

[BigRedJed]

Wesley Medical Center is good at taking out teh tonsils.

[BigRedJed]

At least they were 35 years ago.

[proud gonzo]

Wesley Medical Center is good at taking out teh tonsils.I don't want to get rid of them, I just don't want them all spotty!

[BigRedJed]

No, get rid of them. You get free ice cream, and a few days later you get free potato chips. Well, your parents might have to pay a lot of money for them, I can't remember. They were free to me.

[leavingthezoo]

i used to get strep and tonsillitis all the time. turns out i have an autoimmune disease. so... you're prolly going to die.

:P

[BigRedJed]

Also, they show them to you in a jar. It's kickass.

[leavingthezoo]

well, i guess she's small enough to fit in the jar... but still.

[BigRedJed]

She's small, but it would still have to be a big jar.

[olevetonahill]

Im 58, Punkin and still got Mine.
I used to get that all the time, Chewed "aspergum" by the Box full.
I finally hit On a (not a cure ) But it got rid of the symptons .
I took a Tablespoon full Of Pepper juice ( jalapeno or whatever ) and tossed It back On my tonsils. Next day swellin gone , sore throat gone. Next time It happened same thing . Not a prob Now for years.

[Curly Bill]

Im 58, Punkin and still got Mine.
I used to get that all the time, Chewed "aspergum" by the Box full.
I finally hit On a (not a cure ) But it got rid of the symptons .
I took a Tablespoon full Of Pepper juice ( jalapeno or whatever ) and tossed It back On my tonsils. Next day swellin gone , sore throat gone. Next time It happened same thing . Not a prob Now for years.

You burned the damn things off. :P

[proud gonzo]

they didn't have to take a knife to me when they took out my wisdom teeth, and they're not going to take a knife to me for spotty tonsils.

[BigRedJed]

:les: ICE CREAM!!!

[proud gonzo]

I ALREADY HAVE SOME IN MY FREEZER! [hairGel]

[leavingthezoo]

ok, but just yankin' 'em out is probably going to hurt.

[olevetonahill]

You burned the damn things off. :P

Nope they still there , Just to damned skeered to **** up again :D

[BigRedJed]

You have tonsils in your freezer? Freak.

[proud gonzo]

on a side note, do you know how difficult it is to try to take pictures of your tonsils? :eek:

[olevetonahill]

on a side note, do you know how difficult it is to try to take pictures of your tonsils? :eek:

Dont Ya just open yer Mouth and stick it in ?

[Curly Bill]

Nope they still there , Just to damned skeered to **** up again :D

heh

[olevetonahill]

Camera that is :eek:

[Curly Bill]

Dont Ya just open yer Mouth and stick it in ?

:pop:

edit...damn flood control. :mad:

[mdklatt]

Dont Ya just open yer Mouth and stick it in ?

Oh great, another breathalyzer test.

I love that joke.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

on a side note, do you know how difficult it is to try to take pictures of your tonsils? :eek:

do you know how hard it is to take a picture of your hemorroid?:eek:

[mdklatt]

do you know how hard it is to take a picture of your hemorroid?:eek:

Tell them to start at the bottom next time. :D

[olevetonahill]

Oh great, another breathalyzer test.

I love that joke.

I was the Cop In that Joke ;)

[Penguin]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/i-not-feels-so-good-is-mah-tonsils-swollen.jpg

[bri]

on a side note, do you know how difficult it is to try to take pictures of your tonsils? :eek:

If you get the hang of it, I hear there's big money to be made on the Internet with that skillset.

[Beef]

Just what I needed to top off the week. :mad:

Sorry. Good luck.

[proud gonzo]

Sorry. Good luck.
thanks.

Getting ready to go sit in a doctor's office for ages...

[proud gonzo]

yep, it's confirmed. My tonsils have the itis.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

don't let them amputate

[proud gonzo]

nope. just antibiotics. and several wasted hours in the doctor's office.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

oh good I was worried for a minute...ask for some oxycontin while your at it

[Penguin]

Did you ask the doc what booze goes best with the pills?

[proud gonzo]

hehehe :D OVJ, no doubt

[bri]

yep, it's confirmed. My tonsils have the itis.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/3/3/a331408183e0d002d66f84f47b100495.jpg

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Way back, college boy asked to a high school dance.
Couldn't wait, but my date was in my friend's pants.
Didn't know what to do, MC feelin' blue,
'Til my best friend said that the red would get me through.
Went to the jewel with my crew, adults-only box,
In a second-hand suit, bow tie, I'm a fox.
In a car on the street. In my mouth, Swisher Sweet.
Down that **** at my crib in a one gulp feat.
Room starts to turn like cheese...
My tummy starts to churn like grease...
On my knees like a rug burn beast...
Like an intern tease with a yeast (infection)
All the while on the tile, feel like I got the flu.
Think I'm gonna throw, I think this night is through.
Ding-dong, date's arrived and her dress is ripped.
She don't know I'm on a Robotussin trip.
In the back two girls going stag, fat asses.
I demand from the date her sunglasses.
do a drop roll out the car like Axel.
I need an angel, I need some ****in' Advil.
I got a buzz bigger than a behive...
Cough up my cookies let loose what's on the inside.

Chorus:
The Tussin, The Tussin
Put it down like it was nothing.
Robocop couldn't stop me puking and flushin'.
No balls to be bustin', no fightin', no cussin',
Just love for a drug called Robotussin.