FTLOG Phil...

[Soonerus]

<best Chris Farley immitation>...let the boys have their spek back...

[CK Sooner]

Please, you have us begging now.

:(

[Soonerus]

give the boys their dignity !!!

[Rogue]

+1

[Curly Bill]

You boys invent some troll handles, then start whining, you might get something done. :cool:

[olevetonahill]

I aint Beggin **** it.

[Curly Bill]

I aint Beggin **** it.

Yup

[Soonerus]

" give the boy his dignity"....

[Rogue]

You boys invent some troll handles, then start whining, you might get something done. :cool:

What's the best way?
PEEMs?
Reporting posts?
Singling out certain folk to complain about thereby ingratiating myself with certain other folk?

[Harry Beanbag]

You boys invent some troll handles, then start whining, you might get something done. :cool:


Heh

[Curly Bill]

What's the best way?
PEEMs?
Reporting posts?
Singling out certain folk to complain about thereby ingratiating myself with certain other folk?

Hell if I know, ask Mandible Claw. :D

[Soonerus]

Phil, Please let the boys sleep in your bed !!!

[tommieharris91]

Flood the board with the same thread and get yourself baned for it?

Not a shot at Rus, but a serious suggestion.

[CK Sooner]

Flood the board with the same thread and get yourself baned for it?

Not a shot at Rus, but a serious suggestion.

Meanie

[Soonerus]

It's a SNL spoof...

[Sooner04]

F***
That
Lame
Old
Game?

Forget
Them
Ladies
Or
Gentlemen?

Forget
Tavaris
Let's
Off
Gundy?

Feces
Turned
Llamas
Onto
Goats?

Fight
The
Lesbians
Or
Gaywads?

[Mandibleclaw]

Hell if I know, ask Mandible Claw. :D
I highly doubt I had anything to do with it, for the record. Besides I had alot of green spek, I don't miss it.

[GottaHavePride]

Fractured
Tibia,
Laying
On
Ground?

[Harry Beanbag]

I highly doubt I had anything to do with it, for the record. Besides I had alot of green spek, I don't miss it.


You had a lot of green spek? You do realize the earth existed before your dumbass found this message board right?

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e244/twgquick/Laughing_RoflSmileyLJ.gif

[Soonerus]

I guess LSD is still in use...

[Curly Bill]

I highly doubt I had anything to do with it, for the record. Besides I had alot of green spek, I don't miss it.

Maybe mandibleclaw had little to do with it, but what about one of your other personas?

...and you had a moderate amount of green spek, not a lot.

[Sooner04]

Free
Tibet
Let's
Order
Goolash?

[Sooner04]

Friends
The
Lepers
Over
Gurgitated?

[Sooner04]

Family
Ties
Loses
Over
Garfield?

[leavingthezoo]

Friends
The
Lepers
Over
Gurgitated

ewwwwwwwww!!

[Mandibleclaw]

Maybe mandibleclaw had little to do with it, but what about one of your other personas?

...and you had a moderate amount of green spek, not a lot.

http://pix.nofrag.com/1/8/5/ec2017751930531dcc1029b7a5258.jpg (http://pix.nofrag.com/1/8/5/ec2017751930531dcc1029b7a5258.html)

[Harry Beanbag]

.

http://www.mannpill.com/images/stories/content/images/bb/tattoos/monkey-butt-tattoo.jpg

[Mandibleclaw]

http://www.mannpill.com/images/stories/content/images/bb/tattoos/monkey-butt-tattoo.jpg
LOL, verbal spek.

[BigRedJed]

Looks like digital to me.

[BigRedJed]

And by digital, I mean the monkey is sticking his finger into the other monkey's ***.

[Curly Bill]

http://pix.nofrag.com/1/8/5/ec2017751930531dcc1029b7a5258.jpg (http://pix.nofrag.com/1/8/5/ec2017751930531dcc1029b7a5258.html)

You have a lovely family. :D

[Harry Beanbag]

It's amazing what you can do with digits.

[SouthFortySooner]

..I sware, everytime I see the title, mandibleclaw, i think of that thing that warshed up on the beach.. i sware.

[tommieharris91]

For
The
Loss
Ooooo
God?

[Harry Beanbag]

..I sware, everytime I see the title, mandibleclaw, i think of that thing that warshed up on the beach.. i sware.

If you're talking about the toxic waste on New Jersey beaches, then I agree.

[Curly Bill]

If you're talking about the toxic waste on New Jersey beaches, then I agree.

heh

[KC//CRIMSON]

Firebomb
The
Little
Old
GOP

[SouthFortySooner]

If you're talking about the toxic waste on New Jersey beaches, then I agree.

NO, NO, they were claimin it was a chukacabbra or some such. Looked like a dead possum to me.

[AlbqSooner]

I haven't lost that much respect that quickly since the time I . . .

nm:O

[SoonerBorn68]

Firebomb
The
Little
Old
GOP

F***
The
Liberal
Obama's
Gloryhole

[OKLA21FAN]

Aye, post and you may be banned. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell Phil that he may take our lives, but he'll never take... OUR SPEK!
http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/braveheart.jpg

[soonerbrat]

DAMMIT! i wanna spek that.

[tbl]

Indeed. That was genius...

[KC//CRIMSON]

F***
The
Liberal
Obama's
Gloryhole


get out much?

[SoonerBOI]

Aye, post and you may be banned. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell Phil that he may take our lives, but he'll never take... OUR SPEK!
http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/braveheart.jpg


Spek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/6565/reputationgreensm7.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[olevetonahill]

Aye, post and you may be banned. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell Phil that he may take our lives, but he'll never take... OUR SPEK!
http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/braveheart.jpg

Whatcho talking about Willis?
He did take it . In a Bloodless Coup.:P

[OKLA21FAN]

Kaffee: Lieutenant, in your opinion was SF.com a good forum?
Lt. Kendrick: I would say it was about average.
Kaffee: Lieutenant, you signed three Proficiency and Conduct reports on SF.com and in all three reports you indicate a rating of below average.
Lt. Kendrick: Yes, SF.com was below average. I did not see the need to trample on a forum's grave.
Kaffee: Well, we appreciate that but you are under oath now and I think as unpleasant as it may be we'd all just as soon hear the truth.
Lt. Kendrick: I am aware of my oath.
Kaffee: Lieutenant, these are the last three Pro-Con reports you signed for SF.com. SF.com received two marks of exceptional, however, on this most recent report dated June 9th of this year SF.com received a rating of below average. It's this last report I'd like to discuss for a moment.
Lt. Kendrick: That would be fine.
Kaffee: SF.coms ranking following the school of posting was perfect. Records indicate that more than half that forum has been promoted to green Spek while some has remained a red Spek.
Lt. Kendrick: I'm sure it was.
Kaffee: Do you recall why SF.com was given such a poor grade on this last report?
Lt. Kendrick: I'm sure I don't. I have many posters in my charge, Lieutenant. I write many reports. Its what we moderators do.
Kaffee: Lieutenant, do you recall an incident involving an unanimous poster who had been found in a neg spek jihad from the Office computer?
Lt. Kendrick: Yes, I do.
Kaffee: Did you report this poster to the proper authorities?
Lt. Kendrick: I have two books at my bedside, Lieutenant, Bootlegger's Boy and the King James Bible. The only proper authorities I am aware of are my commanding officer Phil and the Lord our God.
Kaffee: At your request, Lieutenant, I can have the record reflect your lack of acknowledgment of this court as a proper authority.
Capt. Ross: Objection. Argumentative.
Judge Randolph: Sustained. Watch yourself, Counselor.
Kaffee: Did you report this poster to your superiors?
Lt. Kendrick: I remember thinking very highly of the poster, of not wanted to see his record tarnished by a formal charge or even a yellow card.
Kaffee: You preferred that it be handled within the South Oval.
Lt. Kendrick: Yes, I most certainly did.
Kaffee: Lieutenant do you know what a Code Red is?
Lt. Kendrick: Yes, I do.
Kaffee: I want the SPEK!
Col. Jessep: [shouts] You can’t handle the SPEK!
http://incogman.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/ucanthandlethetruth.jpg

[SoonerBorn68]

get out much?

I figured one snarky remark deserved another. Just admit it was better than yours and we can move on.

[olevetonahill]

http://pix.nofrag.com/1/8/5/ec2017751930531dcc1029b7a5258.jpg (http://pix.nofrag.com/1/8/5/ec2017751930531dcc1029b7a5258.html)

Is that you and 2 of yer trolls ?

[KC//CRIMSON]

I figured one snarky remark deserved another. Just admit it was better than yours and we can move on.


I see the whiskey still hasn't worn off.

[SoonerBorn68]

Dude, lame. Don't you have a little Obama idol to worship or something?

Go ahead, neg me. :P

[CK Sooner]

Is that you and 2 of yer trolls ?

heh