View Full Version : Tyrone Willingham...
SoonerEmpire
9/6/2008, 06:30 PM
thinks that Bob Stoops is the REAL mastermind behind Seattle losing the Sonics...
SoonerEmpire
9/6/2008, 06:32 PM
asked Mack Brown what the secret is to beating OU... ;)
SoonerStormchaser
9/6/2008, 06:34 PM
just found out how to take it in the *** from Pac10 refs!
tommieharris91
9/6/2008, 06:34 PM
...thinks his QB deserved the celebration penalty.
CK Sooner
9/6/2008, 06:43 PM
.....Lost To BYU
LMAO.
:D
IronHorseSooner
9/6/2008, 06:59 PM
...wishes he was still at Stanford
SoonerEmpire
9/6/2008, 07:02 PM
... is begging Gordon Riese to agree to be the replay official against the Sooners next weekend.
is a nice guy who finishes where nice guys finish.
Curly Bill
9/6/2008, 07:09 PM
...will probably vote Obama. ;)
OU_Sooners75
9/6/2008, 07:21 PM
got fired at Notre Dame because of skin color.
Weis has a worst record and gets a raise.
...drives for miles with his blinker on.
Parks in handicapped spaces.
Forwards every email he gets to your inbox.
DrZaius
9/6/2008, 08:08 PM
got jobbed out of ND for being black. Weiss has been a much better choice.
Soonerfan85
9/6/2008, 08:39 PM
Is a Nigerian Prince and wants to make you rich. Really!
OKC-SLC
9/6/2008, 09:05 PM
...is in trouble.
meoveryouxinfinity
9/6/2008, 11:19 PM
....is not celebrating excessively. and won't be next Saturday.
Flagstaffsooner
9/6/2008, 11:32 PM
got fired at Notre Dame because of skin color.
Weis has a worst record and gets a raise.
But Weis has soooo much more skin.;)
r5TPsooner
9/6/2008, 11:40 PM
is the black version of Gary Gibbs.
salth2o
9/6/2008, 11:44 PM
Scouted the wrong team in the 4th quarter. Thanks ABC!!!
sooner59
9/6/2008, 11:47 PM
...got a message on his answering machine today from Notre Dame about not having hard feelings and asking him if he would consider coming back and just getting to the endzone...celebration or not.
WA. Sooner
9/7/2008, 01:21 AM
Has his Ebay feedback on his resume
rainiersooner
9/7/2008, 01:28 AM
won't be coaching UW next season.
StoopTroup
9/7/2008, 02:29 PM
...goes where the huskies go.
The Maestro
9/7/2008, 02:31 PM
...will be unemployed before too long.
tommieharris91
9/7/2008, 02:33 PM
...likes seeing two threads about him.
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=119408
StoopTroup
9/7/2008, 02:34 PM
I was still at the Tailgate when they posted that.
And why did you let it get to page 2 BTW? ;)
Hey Mods...how's about a merge?
TIA
olevetonahill
9/7/2008, 02:38 PM
Drinks Huskie Pee and thinks It OVJ :eek:
Breadburner
9/7/2008, 02:41 PM
is just now figuring out there are no chocolate cities in Washington.....
tommieharris91
9/7/2008, 02:48 PM
...thinks this thread should be on the first page too.
...got Stanford to the Rose Bowl.
...then got Notre Dame to the Gator Bowl.
...now can't get Washington to any bowl.
...would set a personal best in Washington if he won four games this season.
...which means, he just needs to win four more games!
...unfortunately, he needs to beat the teams he left/got fired from in order to do that.
... and Oklahoma.
... and Oklahoma's brother, Arizona.
... and former Warshington prodigy, UCLA('s coach).
...and other ranked opponents.
...are losing coaches afforded more than five losing seasons anymore? :)
illinisooner
9/7/2008, 04:12 PM
...constantly maintains a neutral facial expression.
StormySooner-IN
9/7/2008, 04:36 PM
...use to color the playbooks at Notre Dame. That job has since been given to Charlie...who frequently breaks the crayons...
AlbqSooner
9/7/2008, 05:32 PM
. . . thinks Biden is much hotter than Palin.
Stitch Face
9/7/2008, 05:55 PM
helped make Notre Dame what they are today.
helped make Notre Dame what they are today.
...will someday be blamed for Washington's continued woes years after he get fired.
Soonermagik
9/7/2008, 07:28 PM
Prefers that the team be pronounced WARSHINGTON.
SbOrOiNaEnR
9/7/2008, 09:50 PM
...cries himself to sleep at night knowing he's the second-most famous black guy named "Lionel." Then he dances on the ceiling.
Lionel Tyrone Willingham, or Ty Willingham (born December 30, 1953 in Kinston, North Carolina) is the head football coach at the University of Washington.
StormySooner-IN
9/7/2008, 10:09 PM
...doesn't know what a Huskie is.
BudSooner
9/7/2008, 10:37 PM
Calls OVJ "panther ****"
Thinks Clint Eastood is an old coot, like OV. ;)
Likes to put peanuts in his soda pop.
Doesn't flush.
Doesn't courtesy flush.
Pisses on the lid when it's down, and refuses to wipe it clean.
Farts in church.
Makes change out of the offering plate.
Has the complete Michael Bolton collection on cd and vinyl.
Thinks the internet is a series of tubes.
Praises Chris Simms for his mad skillz.
goingoneight
9/7/2008, 10:43 PM
...use to color the playbooks at Notre Dame. That job has since been given to Charlie...who frequently eats the crayons...
fixed. :D
goingoneight
9/7/2008, 10:49 PM
... burps the National Anthem every game.
... pukes everytime he hits the high notes.
... reminded the media twice now that he has, indeed beaten Stoops before.
... is gameplanning to get someone one-on-one with Keenan Clayton.
... giggled like a schoolgirl when his staff reminded him that Malcom Kelly and AD are both in the NFL now.
... voted OSU as his #1 team in the coaches poll.
... and soon found out that he mistakenly voted for "OKLAHOMA State University."
... then dropped a series of F-bombs whilst slapping his forehead.
......hopes Jesse Jackson is Obama's pick for SecState
CK Sooner
9/7/2008, 10:56 PM
nm
CincySooner
9/8/2008, 06:50 AM
... thinks extra points are automatic.
TheHumanAlphabet
9/8/2008, 08:17 AM
Wishes he had recruited and gotten that Clausen kid at ND so he could see how he does his hair and look at his rings...
...can't understand why OU fired John Blake. Winning seasons are tough, man. Schools shouldn't expect six wins every season. Schools are lucky to get one winning season every five years!
OKLA21FAN
9/8/2008, 08:40 AM
Can't wait till March Madness and to fill his bracket out for the Athletic department's pool.
meoveryouxinfinity
9/8/2008, 08:44 AM
...can't understand why experts keep saying he's "feeling the heat"... he doesn't believe in global warming and it doesn't get that hot in Warshington.
... likes to tell people he's No. 1, but doesn't tell people what he's No. 1 for (http://coacheshotseat.com/).
(hey look! Chuck Long...)
illinisooner
9/8/2008, 10:12 AM
...looked down when someone told him that he dropped his pocket.
... doesn't change facial expressions.
Photographic evidence from Stanford, ND and Warsh:
http://media.scout.com/Media/College_Football/73_WillinghamNew.JPG
http://www.themightymjd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/willingham.JPG
http://www.spokesmanreview.com/stories/2008/jan/11/spt_11_tyrone1_01-11-2008_ROCFAUR.jpg
WA. Sooner
9/8/2008, 11:28 AM
Thought UW was in DC
humblesooner
9/8/2008, 11:33 AM
Hopes ABC carries the game in Standard Def and cuts away to a more interesting game by half time.
BudSooner
9/8/2008, 11:38 AM
Has that same look when he takes a deuce/laughs.
Stepped in ****, turned around and did it again.....just for giggles.
Bet $200 on the Seahawks to beat Buffalo.
Called Jon Gruden to congratulate him on the win yesterday...DOH!
Said Tom Brady is going to have a record breaking year.
KRYPTON
9/8/2008, 11:53 AM
... got fired from Grey's Anatomy after calling that one dude a pygmy
...wants to play that other OU, because even the Ohio State can beat them while their top player's limping on the sidelines!
stoops the eternal pimp
9/8/2008, 01:42 PM
has already filled out his app for the Portland State job
... can't get fired, because he'll quit first!
... can't get fired, because Jesse Jackson says NO!
... can't get fired, so long as they beat Washington State... oh wait, that's the other way around.
... can't get fired, because nobody else would take the job (see Nebraska, post Frank Solich).
... will get fired, despite all of the above.
OUMallen
9/8/2008, 01:48 PM
is going to use Saturday as an excuse to ask Coach Stoops for an asst coaching job.
... is going to use every excuse in the book, from the Pac 10 refs to the kitchen sink to explain away an 0-12 season.
soonerthanu
9/8/2008, 09:08 PM
Thinks it will be cool to good game Bob.
Hopes to get a good game from somebody.
... was planning to neg spek you in full force, but his efforts were throttled by almighty Phil.
RiddlerOK
9/8/2008, 10:21 PM
..................is planning an onside kickoff late in the fourth quarter and telling his team to touch the ball before it goes 10 yards.
...because Ty knows that Pac 10 refs don't call "illegal touching." :mad:
**** in the lazy river at White Water Bay!
OUMallen
9/9/2008, 12:37 PM
...speaks like Yoda to calm his quarterbacks in stressful situations, he does.
... is under NCAA investigation for giving prospective recruits free apples.
... promptly sent the NCAA investigation committee the same apples in a nice little peach basket. The investigation is now off.
... sent horse apples to Pac 10 officials following the BYU game.
likes to bathe in apple sauce for that nice, fresh, and natural scent.
cjames317
9/9/2008, 02:37 PM
just accepted Owen Schmitt's transfer from the Seahawks.
Explodo
9/9/2008, 02:39 PM
Has that not so fresh feeling
...will be coaching the Raiders or the Vikings after the travesty coaching jobs Monday night, because even Ty would be an improvement over that crap.
...wears glasses to look smarter... and phails.
StoopTroup
9/9/2008, 04:01 PM
...still thinks he's in South Bend.
... left Stanford because he knew the Dot Com bubble was about to burst.
... left Notre Dame because God said the Domers needed to endure punishing times for firing him in the form of Charlie Weis.
... will leave Washington because it's effing cold and the winters are effing long and the Space Needle is effing sharp. EFFF!!!
soonerpike697
9/9/2008, 04:26 PM
is a silly wac bastard...
StoopTroup
9/9/2008, 05:17 PM
...Deal? Or NO Deal? :D
http://www.wkyc.com/weblog/directors_cut/uploaded_images/Howie-Mandel-736215.jpg
Husky Penguin
9/9/2008, 06:04 PM
Husky Penguin in the house!
Back on Topic, TW really sucks, and needs to be let go. He is ruining Jake Locker and will get him killed.
Outopia
9/9/2008, 08:47 PM
....does not understand this thread, just like Husky Penguin.
soonerspudman
9/9/2008, 09:34 PM
...is really Huskey Penguin in disguise.
...needs U-Dub's president to fight his battles for him, because the athletic director that hired him was forced to resign. (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3578280)
mobilesteve
9/9/2008, 10:37 PM
...misses Bearcat Penguin and Tech Penguin and........
StoopTroup
9/10/2008, 04:57 AM
....dreams of one day...beating Kobayashi.
http://www.seriouseats.com/required_eating/images/kobayashi.jpg
SoonerTony
9/10/2008, 05:11 AM
...can not wait to celebrate Coach Stoops 100th win on Saturday.
Explodo
9/10/2008, 06:37 AM
...doesn't want none unless you have buns hun
badger
9/10/2008, 08:34 AM
... receives an annual minority scholarship all in the name of diversity.
badger
9/10/2008, 11:11 AM
...wears his sunglasses at night wear my sunglasses at night so he can, so he can watch you weave then breath your story lines.
... and he wears his sunglasses at night so he can, so he can keep track of the visions in his eyes.
huskylawyer
9/10/2008, 12:10 PM
...will be fired if we don't go to a bowl game (and rightfully so).
(however, I'm a true husky fan and I don't root for them to lose so he is fired. Embarassing that we have fans that are actually hoping we lose. Depressing...)
badger
9/10/2008, 12:32 PM
huskylawyer, fyi, we do this for all opposing coaches, so hop right in and poke fun at him, hehe :):):)
So... anyways... Tyrone Willingham...
...gave Hillary Clinton the idea of telling wrestling fans her nickname was "Hill-Rod."
...laughed at Washington State for making the Bottom 10 this week (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?page=bottom10082), then shut up when reminded who is next opponent is and how close he is to being on the list too.
cjames317
9/10/2008, 02:11 PM
...got his money back from Enzyte.
SOONERnTx
9/10/2008, 03:33 PM
.....is hoping Washington gets a TD so he can tell his team to celebrate and then blame the 63-6 loss against the Sooners on a celebration penalty!
badger
9/10/2008, 03:45 PM
... forced the athletic department to name the UW Booster club members "Tyee Members" through blackmail involve nekkid pics :eek:
Breadburner
9/10/2008, 05:44 PM
is willing to be Oprah's wedgie......
CK Sooner
9/10/2008, 05:51 PM
is willing to be Oprah's wedgie......
That's just gross...
Breadburner
9/10/2008, 06:46 PM
is willing to be The Oprah's wedgie......
Better....:D
goingoneight
9/10/2008, 08:01 PM
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... and stands when he ****s.
CrimsonandCreamForever
9/10/2008, 08:45 PM
... wonders what happened to his SPEK.
CrimsonandCreamForever
9/10/2008, 08:47 PM
... thinks Brian Britt should be fired!
CrimsonandCreamForever
9/10/2008, 08:48 PM
... doesn't think Chuck Norris is that tough.
CrimsonandCreamForever
9/10/2008, 08:48 PM
... has been running the SOL in practice.
SoonerTroll
9/10/2008, 08:49 PM
attends cat fashion shows
CrimsonandCreamForever
9/10/2008, 08:56 PM
... drinks Bud Light with lime... and likes it!
Crucifax Autumn
9/11/2008, 02:08 AM
...used to lay down and spread for drunken Irish
SoonerKnight
9/11/2008, 02:39 AM
will be taking a lot of malox during the game...........................
claimed to be the dark knight but was informed he wasn't dark enough
mobilesteve
9/11/2008, 01:23 PM
kicked the Husky mascot so hard after the BYU loss, he broke its shoulder
BetterSoonerThanLater
9/11/2008, 02:40 PM
....thinks forfeiting this weekend will make him look like a smarter coach
tommieharris91
9/11/2008, 02:44 PM
...thinks Hurricane Ike will affect the game and is changing his game plan for the conditions.
stoops the eternal pimp
9/11/2008, 03:05 PM
...thinks Hurricane Ike will affect the game and is changing his game plan for the conditions.
LMAO-step
cjames317
9/11/2008, 04:38 PM
... was just seen leaving the Pac-10's Walnut Creek offices, walking gingerly and wiping his chin.
SoonerBornSoonerBrett
9/12/2008, 03:14 PM
... is on the waiting list at LensCrafters for a sweet new pair of Kawasaki 704s... just like Vice **** Sarah Palin's... he can't wait!
BillyBall
9/12/2008, 03:22 PM
...and George Jefferson have never been seen in the same place at the same time.
StoopTroup
9/12/2008, 03:58 PM
...BOOMER SOONER ! ! !
illinisooner
9/12/2008, 05:23 PM
...designs those weird geographic pictures on the side of U-HAUL vans.
poke4christ
9/12/2008, 05:25 PM
...is still wondering what the Hell happened at Notre Dame.
SOONERxWife73
9/12/2008, 05:26 PM
wishes this season were already over...
batonrougesooner
9/12/2008, 05:29 PM
...is wondering what a guy has to do to get fired in South Bend.
Charla
9/12/2008, 06:19 PM
Asked Frank Solich if he got fired cuz he was black.
ousooners182
9/12/2008, 07:44 PM
...wonders how dennis dixons knee is feeling right now
SaraHayden
9/12/2008, 11:24 PM
...will be forgotten once Scott Linehan or Mike Tice bring the Huskies back to a bowl.
royalfan5
9/12/2008, 11:26 PM
...is hoping he gets canned before he loses to a team that lost to Baylor and Okie State in the same season.
goingoneight
9/13/2008, 12:50 AM
... ate Taco Bell and drank a gallon of Apple Juice because he heard OU has trouble when their players are gassed.
ousooners182
9/13/2008, 01:13 AM
is doing the soulja boy with jake locker
Flagstaffsooner
9/13/2008, 05:24 AM
...has a new career all lined up. (http://www.amway.com/en/BusOpp/Join.aspx)
ousooners182
9/13/2008, 05:28 AM
is currently doing ecstasy in clubs dancing his heart away not thinking of playing the sooners tomorrow
Charla
9/13/2008, 08:35 AM
Already wrapped Bobs 100 win gift for him
SoonerObsession
9/13/2008, 08:46 AM
...posts true facts in the make fun of other teams coach thread.
...fiddles with stuff in the floorboard of his car when he is the first car at the light.
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