MY JUNK ITCHES

[GottaHavePride]

I think it's time for a light evening scratchin'.

Carry on.

[KC//CRIMSON]

you must play for USC.

[GottaHavePride]

Heh.

[Veritas]

My junk kept sticking to my legs today. It was really annoying, especially since my wife kept mocking the little dance I was having to do to free things up.

[GottaHavePride]

I HATE that.

[olevetonahill]

You must reach in a Jar of Jalepenos , then scratch, you forget all about the itch in just a few seconds.

[Veritas]

The worst is when you go to stand up and pop one between the seam of your jeans and your leg. You're suddenly in pain but trying to explain why makes you sound insane.

[Jerk]

That reminds me, I had a D.O.T. physical a few days ago. In walked in a hot female doctor and I had to do the hernia test. Damn that room was cold.:O

[CrimsonandCreamForever]

You must reach in a Jar of Jalepenos , then scratch, you forget all about the itch in just a few seconds.

Sounds like you've had some experience in this area.

[GottaHavePride]

The worst is when you go to stand up and pop one between the seam of your jeans and your leg. You're suddenly in pain but trying to explain why makes you sound insane.

Just THINKING about that makes me hurt.

[JohnnyMack]

razors cut back on the itchiness.

[GottaHavePride]

Now, see, my face doesn't itch when I shave every day.

However, if I go a day or two without shaving, my face and neck itch like CRAZY.

So, um, yeah.

[olevetonahill]

Sounds like you've had some experience in this area.

Yup dont be makin home made Hot sauce then go pee with out washing your Hands FIRST.

[GottaHavePride]

Itchin'. I has it.

[proud gonzo]

I'ma rate this thread TMI

[yermom]

i was hoping you were behind this one

[Fraggle145]

In.

[Chuck Bao]

Anti-fungal cream: apply every day after showering even if you don't have the itchy.

YWIA

[olevetonahill]

Watch this :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6c_mWPSdPo

[SouthFortySooner]

Sometime when I scratch mine it sounds like an empty butter bowl on concrete. :eek:

[captain_surly]

The worst is when you go to stand up and pop one between the seam of your jeans and your leg. You're suddenly in pain but trying to explain why makes you sound insane.

My dad had a leg amputated above the knee in his early sixties. Artificial limb technogoly wasn't what it is today and his stump fit kinda loosely in the plastic top of the device. We were motoring across Kerr Lake in my flat bottom fishing boat one day when the wind was up and the water quite rough. It was a very bumpy ride.

He was sitting on the middle seat in front of me and turned around clutching his chest with the most agonized expression I've ever seen. I shut the motor down thinking oh my God he's having a heart attack.

He managed in a hoarse whisper to say "I got my balls caught in my leg". I bet that's kinda how Blake felt last night.

[SoonerJack]

That reminds me, I had a D.O.T. physical a few days ago. In walked in a hot female doctor and I had to do the hernia test. Damn that room was cold.:O

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