Seriously???

[tommieharris91]

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1231147&forum_id=5

What do these guys smoke? This is worse than okie state, by far.

[sooners123]

omg.....

[Soonerus]

idiots...

[John Kochtoston]

Arkansas State has a better shot at the BCS title game than the AgPies do. The Saber Suckers drop a home opener to a Sun Belt team, and they're talking about running the table?

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

This is my favorite part:


Our schedule is tough and it is best to lose at the beginning of the season as opposed to near the end. This my have been what Sherman had planned as he did not want to expose too many schemes and plays. He played vanilla ball thinking we would still win but it didn't work however we still have our schemes and plays masked.

Look for the theatrical release Twelfth Man Out...the story of the 2008 Black Ags intentionally throwing games.

[OK2LA]

This was my favorite:


If I had a tail could I be a tiger?

[Ardmore_Sooner]

Simply amazing...

[47straight]

I was about to say let's not pick on someone when they're down, but yeah, that thread is pretty darn horrible.
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I was expecting the theme to be "we can still win the big 12 south" or "we can still make it to ____ bowl."

yeesh.

[rainiersooner]

Well, to be fair, the posts seemed to be evenly split amongst aggies who thought playing for a MNC was delusional and those who thought they had a chance. Not that this excuses those in the latter category. Eh, what am I saying - they're ALL MORONS!!!

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Heck, it's about 10 times more likely that I'll give birth out my anus to a healthy 10 pound 8 oz. male goat than us winning an NC this year

http://www.siyumhaseinfeld.com/images/chars/bania.jpg

IT'S GOLD, JERRY! GOLD!

[Widescreen]

Yeah, they're not all delusional.


Seriously, though... If you were actually at the game, then you would have seen what I saw. It's about 1000 times more likely that we lose the rest of our games and go 0-for than win out. No one on our schedule is less talented than A-State, and they outplayed us top to bottom.

Heck, it's about 10 times more likely that I'll give birth out my anus to a healthy 10 pound 8 oz. male goat than us winning an NC this year.

Also, isn't it interesting when a high profile team loses to a nobody, that nobody all of the sudden is viewed as "really good" and "we overlooked them"?

[pott_2]

posted 8:13a, 09/02/08



"I just hope that we win out againts, baylor, um and army..."


This guy is a glass half full kinda guy.

[fadada1]

joseph goebbels clearly has done good work in college station.

[soonerinabilene]

I think you will see how good Arky State actually is. We definitely still have a shot at the MNC.

30 minutes ive been laughing about this one.

[sooneron]

stupid gomers

[King Crimson]

for years and years, texags has been great entertainment.

[Lott's Bandana]

Heck, it's about 10 times more likely that I'll give birth out my anus to a healthy 10 pound 8 oz. male goat than us winning an NC this year


Actually, that does sound quite a bit like aggy-lite. Why a male goat?

[birddog]

i thought it was full of sarcasm but maybe i give them too much credit.

[Mac94]

Hey, most of us realize what A&M is, and is not, this season. The ASU loss was quite the eye opener. We may win this weekend (may, not will) and if we do you'll really see the kool-aide drinkers out talking about how ASU was a fluke, etc, and how we're gonna rock the Big-12. We'll get a new reality check when Miami shows up on the 20th.

After watching ASU gash us up and down the field, I fear what you all, and Tech, will do to us at Kyle. Those could be very "2003 esque" the way we look right now.

[JLEW1818]

That is really funny.

[birddog]

Hey, most of us realize what A&M is, and is not, this season. The ASU loss was quite the eye opener. We may win this weekend (may, not will) and if we do you'll really see the kool-aide drinkers out talking about how ASU was a fluke, etc, and how we're gonna rock the Big-12. We'll get a new reality check when Miami shows up on the 20th.

After watching ASU gash us up and down the field, I fear what you all, and Tech, will do to us at Kyle. Those could be very "2003 esque" the way we look right now.

so they are seriously serious?:confused:

[BigRedJed]

Good stuff. And scary. SCARY.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

for years and years, texags has been great entertainment.

From the place that brought us the "List Easter", the gay corps wedding announcement, untold number of interesting pictures about stupid corps goings on...Priceless.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Mac94 - sorry for you, but pay back for firing Slocum is hell...

Slocum years are starting to look good. Boy to I miss "Slocum on the cell" bit on Houston sports radio.

[Scott D]

I still love that my sig came from a "where do we go now..." thread.

[KingBarry]

Unbelievable. A home opening loss to Arky State doesn`t spell disaster, it just means a bump in road to their BCS title. Geesh.

The Big XII is going to be a tough league this year. How can they NOT be too emabarrassed to post that crap?

[Mac94]

HumanAlphabet -

Yup, missing Slocum ... esp the early years of Bob Davie, Bob Toledo, and RC. THose were some fun teams with interesint offenses and great defense.

As for feeling sorry for me ... well, it's hard watching the Aggies right now, but they're my school and I love 'em ... but at least OU is doing well. I love watching OU football as well (dad was OU class of 74, grew up going to OU games)

[OUDoc]

A home opening loss to Arky State doesn`t spell disaster, it just means a bump in road to the BCS title.


They should put this on a bumper sticker.

[Mac94]

Five years of coach Fran has convinced some that these OOC games are just exhibition. ;)

[salth2o]

http://phonedifferent.com/images/2007/09/koolaid5b.jpg

[Dan Thompson]

I thought this pretty well summed it up

"If the loss to Arkansas State will not hurt the national championship run, the other 8 losses will."

[NormanPride]

I admire the Aggies' research into the state of delusion and anticipate further studies will give great insight into the limits of the human psyche.

[TexasIsOUsBtch]

While we're enjoying the Aggies misery... would someone please post the stuff about some of their homo-erotic rituals... I remember reading about this before and it was hilarious... but haven't seen it on here in a while...

[tommieharris91]

While we're enjoying the Aggies misery... would someone please post the stuff about some of their homo-erotic rituals... I remember reading about this before and it was hilarious... but haven't seen it on here in a while...

http://www.utexasclan.com/images/squeeze.gif

Thx to Harry Beanbag for finding this.

[Big Red Ron]

that has to be a troll

[BigRedJed]

RPquR4eXa84

[Crucifax Autumn]

I didn't realize crack was so popular in College Station.

[Flagstaffsooner]

oSu & aTm. There must be some aggie gene; and I bet its got booger stuck to it.:rolleyes:

[NYC Poke]

I hope I don't have to see something similar to this on our board this year:


Sun Belt is STRONG!!!

Looks like STEP may have a new sig line . . .

[bringit]

Somebody pulled an AggyPenguin and they ALL fell for it :D

[LoyalFan]

I drop by TexAgs maybe once or twice a week 'cause one of my buds is an Aggie and I'm supportive during his times of Ag-grief.
I have NEVAR seen such a self-immolating, coach-bashing, negative forum in lo, these many moons I've been afoot on this mortal coil. If I ever posted there I'd pose one question to them, to whit: Do you guys realize that kids you want to recruit READ THESE POSTS???
There's a post over at ST that addresses this very matter. Worth a moment to read.
I respect the fine traditions and academic excellence of Texiz Aand/orM but I cannot understand the mindset of their so-called supporters. When we are on the losing end, however rarely, we carp a bit then move on. It appears they can't.

LF

[stoopified]

Whatever they are snorting,smoking,or drinking it must be some primo stuff.

[Cam]

I still believe we will win 9 to 11 games.
MNC is not out of the question.


You're so cute. Someone make sure this guy's on suicide watch by the end of the season.

At least a couple of them are living in the real world.

[Breadburner]

Some of those are great.....Especially the ones quashing the kool-aid drinkers....

[bluedogok]

Whatever they are snorting,smoking,or drinking it must be some primo stuff.
I think they have been hanging out by the barns.....

[cheezyq]

I can't imagine a more appropriate time to post this:

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/4731/aggieedod7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Iron Sheik and a couple others are just goading... being very very sarcastic... but you guys know that.


The post on giving birth to a healthy 10 lb male goat: One of the funniest I have ever read. Up there in TexAgs:Princess Bride territory....

So as a reminder:

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=82376&highlight=Princess+Bride

[KingDavid]

There is a reason why its known as Cultage Station. A proper sense of reality left that town a long, long time ago.