soonerboy_odanorth
9/4/2008, 11:49 PM
Oh what unholiness is to visit us on Owen field now....
Like Dr. Venkman.... "Dogs and cats, together!" describing the horror of the underworld takeover of our fair planet.
Have no doubt among you, the Cincinatti (loosely translated from the ancient Armenian Latin strain as "the horror of sins (CIN) done by Natty (NATTI) from down below) Bearcats do indeed bring a strange breed to our wholesome Native Territory.
What is a "BEARCAT"? At first I thought... this merely was a difference of opinion in the student union. When asked by the student president what should be their mascot... a hearty band, indeed, shouted, "BEAR!" But then, with hissing gusto... a group of turn-o-the-century suffragettes screeched, "CATS!"..... and so back and forth... BEAR.... CATS.....BEAR.....CATS.... BEAR.... CATS..... until a clearly exhausted and tight *hic* student *hic* body *hic* president mumbled.... "mmmmm kaaayy... wul be BEARCTzzzasazzzzzzz"
But that's not right. That's just making fun.
Really, they went out in a field, invoked Satan, and invented an invicible creature. Yes, one even greater than even the Liger.
How else could they bring 9 returning starters on defense to OUr beloved land.
How else could they so distract us.... even... MAUK us with the subterfuge of an evil NCAA crackdown on non-communist athletes with injuries.....But they do.
All amidst us bringing into the game a stressed and banged up D.... and close to static O. Really... did you see how lamely our line played. If our backs got 5 yards a carry they got 6. C'mon.... we HALF to perform better. And our fancy new no-huddle.... whoopeee.... Roll right, roll left, dump to the Out. Occasionally throw aross body to the Drag.
We are in trouble now. Look it up... what they got... what we got. I have no confidence in our third team. Do you... REALLY? No depth means big trouble, brother. Especially with the slop from the second string. Don't get me started on the first string errors.... I did chalk up a couple of those.
So we have a superior D and a very sneaky O to expect in Norman this weekend.
The game will progress with a lot of punts...them putting us really deep with their All-American punter. We'll struggle out, to miss 2 out of 5 field goal opportunities, wasting precious opportunity, while we do manage to hold them to one TD on an inopportune interception for a TD late in the half.
We continue to slog through a second half, and manage late, after two Cinci field goals pull them up by 4 to pull a last minute TD. Somehow, our D holds late.
OU - 16
Cinci - 13
Your take? C'mon and break it down now. Don't just throw out some guesstimation.
Like Dr. Venkman.... "Dogs and cats, together!" describing the horror of the underworld takeover of our fair planet.
Have no doubt among you, the Cincinatti (loosely translated from the ancient Armenian Latin strain as "the horror of sins (CIN) done by Natty (NATTI) from down below) Bearcats do indeed bring a strange breed to our wholesome Native Territory.
What is a "BEARCAT"? At first I thought... this merely was a difference of opinion in the student union. When asked by the student president what should be their mascot... a hearty band, indeed, shouted, "BEAR!" But then, with hissing gusto... a group of turn-o-the-century suffragettes screeched, "CATS!"..... and so back and forth... BEAR.... CATS.....BEAR.....CATS.... BEAR.... CATS..... until a clearly exhausted and tight *hic* student *hic* body *hic* president mumbled.... "mmmmm kaaayy... wul be BEARCTzzzasazzzzzzz"
But that's not right. That's just making fun.
Really, they went out in a field, invoked Satan, and invented an invicible creature. Yes, one even greater than even the Liger.
How else could they bring 9 returning starters on defense to OUr beloved land.
How else could they so distract us.... even... MAUK us with the subterfuge of an evil NCAA crackdown on non-communist athletes with injuries.....But they do.
All amidst us bringing into the game a stressed and banged up D.... and close to static O. Really... did you see how lamely our line played. If our backs got 5 yards a carry they got 6. C'mon.... we HALF to perform better. And our fancy new no-huddle.... whoopeee.... Roll right, roll left, dump to the Out. Occasionally throw aross body to the Drag.
We are in trouble now. Look it up... what they got... what we got. I have no confidence in our third team. Do you... REALLY? No depth means big trouble, brother. Especially with the slop from the second string. Don't get me started on the first string errors.... I did chalk up a couple of those.
So we have a superior D and a very sneaky O to expect in Norman this weekend.
The game will progress with a lot of punts...them putting us really deep with their All-American punter. We'll struggle out, to miss 2 out of 5 field goal opportunities, wasting precious opportunity, while we do manage to hold them to one TD on an inopportune interception for a TD late in the half.
We continue to slog through a second half, and manage late, after two Cinci field goals pull them up by 4 to pull a last minute TD. Somehow, our D holds late.
OU - 16
Cinci - 13
Your take? C'mon and break it down now. Don't just throw out some guesstimation.