Jon Stewart cracks me up...

[Soonrboy]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=184086&title=sarah-palin-gender-card

[SoonerInKCMO]

Heh.

[Sooner_Havok]

Anyone care to comment?

[Sooner_Havok]

http://www.sondrak.com/archive/skpics/crickets%20chirping,jpg

[olevetonahill]

Hmmmm Im Impressed. A comedian's writers take sound Bites
twist em around in Humor and Yall think Its the Real deal ?
While it was funny , thats all it is . A joke peeps.

[StoopTroup]

Pinheads....lol.

I wonder who the Pinhead was the created The NO-Spin Zone.

Probably some Comedy Writer.

[mdklatt]

Did Turd Blossom really say that Wasilla is the "second largest city in Alaska"?! Has bull**** become a game with these people, to see what they can get away with? Or are they just completely divorced from reality?

[Sooner_Havok]

Hmmmm Im Impressed. A comedian's writers take sound Bites
twist em around in Humor and Yall think Its the Real deal ?
While it was funny , thats all it is . A joke peeps.

If you want, I could prolly find the transcripts. Really though, nothing was taken out of context.

[StoopTroup]

The one thing I've noticed about Jon Stewart is...

He usually has folks dead to rights when he pulls their Pants / Pantsuit / Skirt down.

[StoopTroup]

Did Turd Blossom really say that Wasilla is the "second largest city in Alaska"?! Has bull**** become a game with these people, to see what they can get away with? Or are they just completely divorced from reality?

Yes and Yes.

[Sooner_Havok]

Did Turd Blossom really say that Wasilla is the "second largest city in Alaska"?! Has bull**** become a game with these people, to see what they can get away with? Or are they just completely divorced from reality?


Well to be fair...

Cities of 100,000 or more people

* Anchorage

Towns of 10,000-100,000 people

* Fairbanks
* Juneau (State Capital)
* Eagle River

Towns of 1,000-10,000 people

* Ketchikan (7,368)
* Sitka (8,986)
* Wasilla (7,025)
* Kenai (7,464)
ect.



Facts can be confusing :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Jerk]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=163653&title=Marines-in-Berkeley

[olevetonahill]

If you want, I could prolly find the transcripts. Really though, nothing was taken out of context.

I wouldnt read em Bro . Not cause I dont believe Ya. Im just to lazy to read that Much on Line.
Hell I skim Long winded Posts:D

[mdklatt]

Facts can be confusing :confused: :confused: :confused:

Maybe he correctly said (or meant to say) "seventh" instead of "second", but I'm surprised they're not saying she's been governor for 20 years and that Alaska is the most populous state. The media never calls anybody on the BS they spew, so why not?

[Sooner_Havok]

I wouldnt read em Bro . Not cause I dont believe Ya. Im just to lazy to read that Much on Line.
Hell I skim Long winded Posts:D

I don't even read posts if they are over 1 page before I first see them. People talk to god damned much

[Okla-homey]

Did Turd Blossom really say that Wasilla is the "second largest city in Alaska"?! Has bull**** become a game with these people, to see what they can get away with? Or are they just completely divorced from reality?

Turd Blossom screwed up by not calling Richmond what it is. A failed city. The place is a snakepit of deviciveness and hopelessness and people have been leaving for decades. It's the Detroit of the South. I've a dear friend I've known for over 15 years who is a lifelong resident and everytime we speak, he laments what it has become.

I defy you to find Richmond VA on anyone's list of top 100 places to live or raise a family.

[StoopTroup]

The Marine Clip...

The best line is "If only there was an organization that was sworn to defend that free speech...."

"Wouldn't that be great"

Makes me LOL everytime I replay it.

[StoopTroup]

Turd Blossom screwed up by not calling Richmond what it is. A failed city. The place is a snakepit of deviciveness and hopelessness and people have been leaving for decades. It's the Detroit of the South. I've a dear friend I've known for over 15 years who is a lifelong resident and everytime we speak, he laments what it has become.

I defy you to find Richmond VA on anyone's list of top 100 places to live or raise a family.

Why has GW saved that place yet?

I mean...it's very close to Washington. :pop: ;)

[Okla-homey]

Why has GW saved that place yet?

I mean...it's very close to Washington. :pop: ;)

donks run the place.

[Sooner_Havok]

Turd Blossom screwed up by not calling Richmond what it is. A failed city. The place is a snakepit of deviciveness and hopelessness and people have been leaving for decades. It's the Detroit of the South. I've a dear friend I've known for over 15 years who is a lifelong resident and everytime we speak, he laments what it has become.

I defy you to find Richmond VA on anyone's list of top 100 places to live or raise a family.

a failed city with 190,000 more people to deal with than the Meth capitol of the Frozen North.:D

[StoopTroup]

donks run the place.


Those Bastages.


Richmond has the most Fortune 500 headquarters of any city in Virginia and only five metro areas in the country have more Fortune 500 company headquarters than the Richmond area. In addition to the nine Fortune 500 companies headquartered in the Richmond area, four Fortune 1000 companies also have their headquarters located in the area.

They have ruined it....nobody would do well there. :D

States carried by the Republican in all four elections (1992, 1996, 2000, 2004) Virginia was one of them Homey.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a5/110th_US_Congress_House_of_Reps_Current.png/800px-110th_US_Congress_House_of_Reps_Current.png

[Veritas]

Wait. So politicians and talking heads are full of ****?

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[Jerk]

Those Bastages.



They have ruined it....nobody would do well there. :D

So, they attract all of those businesses with high taxes, regulation, and redistribution of wealth?

[Sooner_Havok]

So, they attract all of those businesses in spite of high taxes, regulation, and redistribution of wealth?

fixed:D

[StoopTroup]

I honestly wouldn't live in Virginia.

I have reasons to hate W. Virginia even more...

I just think maybe if your State has such an advantage in percentage of Republican voters and you have let it get ruined by Donks...

Maybe it wasn't the Donks fault?

[StoopTroup]

Also....

I'm not really in support of either Party at this point.

The thing about the Republicans that has been bugging me for awhile is this.

It just seems like they have so many supporters who have become very militant in their defense of the party.

It's like going to work for some Company and once your hired you find out that there are Amway Parties on Saturday Night and they are held by the Company Higher Ups. You decide to go to a few and you start noticiing that everyone at the Company is there and you also notice that everyone is buying.

One weekend you decide that you would just like to see some old friends and you don't go. On Monday...nobody at the office speaks to you.

[Jerk]

Okay, we give up. Obama will win.

You guys will have two years to do whatever it is you want to do, after that it will be over. Americans typically hate one party control, and you will, of course, go too radical, too far left, and lose congress.

And don't be surprised by the shear incompetence of your leaders..

[StoopTroup]

Okay, we give up. Obama will win.

You guys will have two years to do whatever it is you want to do, after that it will be over. Americans typically hate one party control, and you will, of course, go too radical, too far left, and lose congress.

And don't be surprised by the shear incompetence of your leaders..

Jerk...

I'm not saying give up...it's just that I was surprized by the sheer incompetence of GWB. I really expected more from him in the first term but when 911 hit and he didn't get OBL and then for whatever reason concentrated on Saddam even more...he lost me.

The 2nd term has left me even more in awe from the shock of the first term.

It's really to bad McCain wasn't elected right after Clinton left office.

What is happening to the Republican Party concerns me now.

[Sooner_Havok]

Jerk...

I'm not saying give up...it's just that I was surprized by the sheer incompetence of GWB. I really expected more from him in the first term but when 911 hit and he didn't get OBL and then for whatever reason concentrated on Saddam even more...he lost me.

The 2nd term has left me even more in awe from the shock of the first term.

It's really to bad McCain wasn't elected right after Clinton left office.

What is happening to the Republican Party concerns me now.


I voted for Bush in 04, but then those damned liberal professors and their marijuana got to me and turned me into a dirty lib. Ah, professor Fears, he was truly a model democrat:D

[Veritas]

I voted for Bush in 04, but then those damned liberal professors and their marijuana got to me and turned me into a dirty lib. Ah, professor Fears, he was truly a model democrat:D
You'll find that the farther out you get from school the more you realize your professors were for the most part intellectual blowhards who couldn't coach.

[Sooner_Havok]

You'll find that the farther out you get from school the more you realize your professors were for the most part intellectual blowhards who couldn't coach.

Maybe so, but Fears did manage to "decapitate" or "impale" several people each class. He was a bit of an arm-chair general though. Would always talk about how Rome ****ed up by not burning Carthage to the ground the first time:D

[Jerk]

Jerk...

I'm not saying give up...it's just that I was surprized by the sheer incompetence of GWB. I really expected more from him in the first term but when 911 hit and he didn't get OBL and then for whatever reason concentrated on Saddam even more...he lost me.

The 2nd term has left me even more in awe from the shock of the first term.

It's really to bad McCain wasn't elected right after Clinton left office.

What is happening to the Republican Party concerns me now.

I think OBL is dead. I think he's rotting, burried deep in cave somewhere - probably Tora Bora.

The thing about this war that a lot of people don't understand is that it will go on for many more years, decades, and maybe into next the next century. It won't matter who is President, because they will continually bring the war to us.

The left wants to pull out like the did in Vietnam, and millions of people were killed by the communists. Now they want to do the same thing again. And even if we pull out, the Islamic armies are still going to try and figure out how to attack us and inflict the maximum amount of casualties to us, no matter how much we say we're tolerant and for peace.

So, say what you will about Iraq and Bush, but here is one thing certain: we are killing them by the thousands, over there. I know this will be offensive to some people, but that's how you win wars. Look at Germany...they're not the same...maybe it's because a large percentage of their male population was wiped out. Like France and Napoelan when they left 250,000 of their young males to freeze in the Russian snow...they just haven't been the same since. If you kill enough of them, the only ones left are women, old men, children, and the non-aggressive males who don't like to fight. Now we're in Iraq, and it's attracting every Jihadists in the region like moths to a electric bug zapper. That's a good thing. Every one we kill is one less we have to worry about here.

We are in a long-term, life or death struggle with a 'civilization' that lives in the 7th century. If you want to elect a guy who doesn't believe this, well, it's your call, but the war is going to be with us for a very long time. The Isamic fascists will make sure of it. And if you think about it, we've been at war with them since the 1960's, but now we're finally over there, kicking ***, instead of helplessly watching them throw a crippled old vet over the bow of a cruise ship.

As far as domestic stuff, I'll make it short: socialism simply can not last. It will bancrupt itself, like De Tocqueville says. That stuff is good for mindless ants, but it doesn't work for individual human beings. You know how I feel about that.

[JohnnyMack]

And don't be surprised by the shear incompetence of your leaders..

After the last 8 years we're used to it.

[Sooner_Havok]

In all seriousness (I get to be serious every once in a while) the middle east has been a graveyard for once great empires. I don't want to go down that road. Let em kill each other, if they are fighting each other that means they ain't fighting us. By the time they figure that out, Russia will be breathing down their necks. And honestly, the Ruskies can and will do things to them that we can't constitutionally do.

[def_lazer_fc]

I think OBL is dead. I think he's rotting, burried deep in cave somewhere - probably Tora Bora.

The thing about this war that a lot of people don't understand is that it will go on for many more years, decades, and maybe into next the next century. It won't matter who is President, because they will continually bring the war to us.

The left wants to pull out like the did in Vietnam, and millions of people were killed by the communists. Now they want to do the same thing again. And even if we pull out, the Islamic armies are still going to try and figure out how to attack us and inflict the maximum amount of casualties to us, no matter how much we say we're tolerant and for peace.

So, say what you will about Iraq and Bush, but here is one thing certain: we are killing them by the thousands, over there. I know this will be offensive to some people, but that's how you win wars. Look at Germany...they're not the same...maybe it's because a large percentage of their male population was wiped out. Like France and Napoelan when they left 250,000 of their young males to freeze in the Russian snow...they just haven't been the same since. If you kill enough of them, the only ones left are women, old men, children, and the non-aggressive males who don't like to fight. Now we're in Iraq, and it's attracting every Jihadists in the region like moths to a electric bug zapper. That's a good thing. Every one we kill is one less we have to worry about here.

We are in a long-term, life or death struggle with a 'civilization' that lives in the 7th century. If you want to elect a guy who doesn't believe this, well, it's your call, but the war is going to be with us for a very long time. The Isamic fascists will make sure of it. And if you think about it, we've been at war with them since the 1960's, but now we're finally over there, kicking ***, instead of helplessly watching them throw a crippled old vet over the bow of a cruise ship.

As far as domestic stuff, I'll make it short: socialism simply can not last. It will bancrupt itself, like De Tocqueville says. That stuff is good for mindless ants, but it doesn't work for individual human beings. You know how I feel about that.

how do you find the courage to even walk outside your house everyday? BOO!

[Jerk]

how do you find the courage to even walk outside your house everyday? BOO!

A German Shepherd and a 1911

[Hot Rod]

Jon Stewart : (reads cue cards before a video, make a blank stare in the camera, everyone laughs)

I've seen this episode before.

[47straight]

A German Shepherd and a 1911

Def_lazer, a 1911 is a particular model of a .45 caliber semi-automatic handgun originally made by Colt but now made by many different companies.


Thought I would help...

[Soonrboy]

How is that different than any other news person? (except he is intentionally funny)

[jdsooner]

Freakin' hilarious!!

[Fraggle145]

I laughed. :D

[TopDawg]

Don't be so hard on the guys in the video. They just changed their mind on those issues. Flip-flopped, if you will. Nothing wrong with that, right?

[StoopTroup]

I see folks do it all the time.

I makes for good video later.

[StoopTroup]

BTW...Richmond does have a Democrat Mayor I believe.

Maybe he ruined it.

[Crimsontothecore]

It always troubles me to think some people actually form their political views based on the political stand-up routines of idiots like Stewart and Maher.

[sooneron]

Yeah, Stewart is an idiot. He's had McCain as his guest pretty much as often as any "news" show. That makes McCain an idiot for going on, right? Guilt by association according to the right. Well, only when it suits them.

[Crimsontothecore]

Since Stewart is all about exposing double standards, I wonder if he ever put together clips showing Biden several months ago stating that Obama isn't qualified to be president.

[Animal Mother]

Jon Stewart : (reads cue cards before a video, make a blank stare in the camera, everyone laughs)

I've seen this episode before.

Kool-Aid Kool-Aid. Tastes great. Wish conservatives would choke on it!! Can't wait !!!

[tbl]

I thought it was funny, and I'm voting for McCain. The only thing is that EXACT thing happens on the other side of the fence, but you won't see that on the Daily Show. It's also worth pointing out that nothing came from Palin or McCain themselves, just the idiots in the media. Even conservative media peeps are a little stupid. Apparently none of these people have figured out that there's such a thing as recordable devices that keep their voices and images on film. Shocking...

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

OK, BRJ; Glad you asked about the fishing report. I haven't been down to Rocky Point lately, due to my buddy's boat having motor maintenance and repair, and high winds during the monsoon season. However, when people can get out, especially those who know what they're doing, they have been slaying the groupers. 2 guys I know who come over from California each caught 15 groupers one day, from 30-85 lbs.!!!!!

[bri]

I thought it was funny, and I'm voting for McCain. The only thing is that EXACT thing happens on the other side of the fence, but you won't see that on the Daily Show.

Actually, you will. They tear both sides a new one. They just go after the GOP with a little more verve, but that's just because the writers have a natural liberal slant. But since it's a comedy show and not the Fifth Estate, that's not hurting anything. :D

[sooneron]

I Thought this was pretty brilliant-

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=183509&title=barack-obama-he-completes-us

Oh, and to answer crimson to the core, I haven't seen anything regarding Biden, but this is pretty close-
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=178677&title=The-Clintons-Are-Back

actually, I meant to post this one as far as hypocrisy is concerned...

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=183508&title=Guess-Who%27s-Coming-to-Denver---Night-Three

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Yep, each of those 2 boats caught approximately 750lb of grouper, which is about 375lbs. of very delicious meat.

[TopDawg]

It's also worth pointing out that nothing came from Palin or McCain themselves, just the idiots in the media.

Maybe you should watch it again.

[picasso]

Did Turd Blossom really say that Wasilla is the "second largest city in Alaska"?! Has bull**** become a game with these people, to see what they can get away with? Or are they just completely divorced from reality?

which side are you talking about?

[picasso]

Those Bastages.



They have ruined it....nobody would do well there. :D

States carried by the Republican in all four elections (1992, 1996, 2000, 2004) Virginia was one of them Homey.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a5/110th_US_Congress_House_of_Reps_Current.png/800px-110th_US_Congress_House_of_Reps_Current.png

so, presidential voting means said state is being "run" by that party? I could have sworn Democrats have owned Oklahoma and yet ole Bushie has carried this state.
anywho, Stewart is funny but it's satire. he should do a video on Obama regurgitating another Senator's speeches that are nearly 2 years old.

[tbl]

Maybe you should watch it again.

I didn't see anything from McCain, and the only sound byte from Palin was at the end. She never said anything about people "picking on her" or anything like that. All the clips were of people referring to her. Maybe I missed something.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Gulf Grouper are the most prized fish in the upper Gulf of Caslifornia. 15 of those bad boys in one day!

[Soonrboy]

It always troubles me to think some people actually form their political views based on the political stand-up routines of idiots like Stewart and Maher.


Just like it troubles me that people form their political views based on the political tirades of idiots like Limbaugh and O'Reilly

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I once saw a dog do a stand-up routine. He was begging for a handout, and didn't know I wasn't connected to the govt.

[JohnnyMack]

I love it when Rush derails. It's good for my soul.

[Animal Mother]

It always troubles me to think some people actually form their political views based on the political stand-up routines of idiots like Stewart and Maher.

Looked as if Stewart was sitting down to me.

[quote=Crimsontothecore;2385934]It always troubles me to think

you shoulda stopped right there

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I love it when Rush derails. It's good for my soul.You never seen me threadjack? I don't do it very often. It just felt like fun, and BRJ did ask me to talk fishing on another thread, so this is a good place for it.

[KC//CRIMSON]

It always troubles me to think some people actually form their political views based on a chick with a big rack and nerd glasses.


True. Word.

[Animal Mother]

True. Word.

He shoots!!! He scores!!!!

[StoopTroup]

I Thought this was pretty brilliant-

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=183509&title=barack-obama-he-completes-us

Oh, and to answer crimson to the core, I haven't seen anything regarding Biden, but this is pretty close-
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=178677&title=The-Clintons-Are-Back

actually, I meant to post this one as far as hypocrisy is concerned...

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=183508&title=Guess-Who%27s-Coming-to-Denver---Night-Three

...and my brother Banana Fana Fo Biden. lol.

Yep...they won't hammer Biden anytime soon...LMAO!