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olevetonahill
9/4/2008, 02:50 PM
One Nite Lid shows up at the Ho house , asks fer a Mary Parker.
The Madam says yes she here But she costs 5000 buck a pop .
Lid being the slimeball that he is says Ok .
He comes back the Next nite and asks for her again . and again pays the 5 K .
Comes back the Next nite asks fer her again . Pays the 5 K
as hes leavin the Madam says Dude She gets a Lot of buisness But nevar the same dude 3 Nights In a row , How can you afford it
Lid says Easy I represent her Uncles Estate and he left her 15 K

frankensooner
9/4/2008, 02:53 PM
But with what Dean said, wouldn't have been a gay bath house or something? ;)

olevetonahill
9/4/2008, 02:54 PM
But with what Dean said, wouldn't have been a gay bath house or something? ;)

Lids ambidextrous.;)

8timechamps
9/4/2008, 02:58 PM
Lids ambidextrous.;)

Wait, so he has webbed feet?

olevetonahill
9/4/2008, 03:02 PM
Wait, so he has webbed feet?

youd have to ask Sicem . I aint looking that close at him . :eek:

TexasLidig8r
9/4/2008, 03:02 PM
HA! I thought I had heard every lawyer joke too!

That is good! :D

Lott's Bandana
9/4/2008, 03:02 PM
No...he sees really good at night.

Lid.

Sees good.

Sigh.

olevetonahill
9/4/2008, 03:04 PM
HA! I thought I had heard every lawyer joke too!

That is good! :D

But it wasnt a Joke .:D

olevetonahill
9/4/2008, 06:39 PM
Dayum folks I thot it was funny :eek:

KC//CRIMSON
9/4/2008, 06:45 PM
Lid walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, "Give me two *ss-hurts." The bartender says, "How do you make an *ss hurt?" Lids says, "Well, Mack Brown hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach.

StoopTroup
9/4/2008, 06:46 PM
What happened the rest of the week?

olevetonahill
9/4/2008, 06:48 PM
What happened the rest of the week?

Are you dense er somepun ?:rolleyes: