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Okla-homey
9/1/2008, 06:22 AM
...or at least a table farther away from the nut trying to cut-off his own arm at Denny's.


Man Attempts To Amputate Own Arm In Denny's

MODESTO - (CBS13/AP) ― Modesto police say a local man who tried to cut off his own arm at a Denny's restaurant thought he had injected air into one of his veins while shooting cocaine and would die unless he took drastic action.

The man, identified by police as Michael Lasiter, 33, rushed into the restaurant on Friday night and started stabbing himself in the right arm with a butter knife he grabbed from a customer's table, police say. When that knife didn't work, Lasiter allegedly took a butcher knife from the kitchen and dug it into his arm.

Lasiter, who was subdued with a taser and taken to a local hospital with severe cuts, told officers he thought he needed to amputate his arm to keep himself from dying from the cocaine injection, says Modesto police Sgt. Brian Findlen.

The Denny's closed for the night after the incident.

(© 2008 CBS Broadcasting Inc. The Associated Press contributed to this report.)

OUHOMER
9/1/2008, 06:33 AM
Crazy bastage , they should have let him finish the job.

BudSooner
9/1/2008, 07:14 AM
WTF? Why was Hook'em in Modesto??

StoopTroup
9/1/2008, 08:41 AM
He should stick with freebasing.

stoopified
9/1/2008, 11:38 AM
Why was Obama trying to cut off his own arm?Is he aiming for the disabled vote too?

Hot Rod
9/1/2008, 11:57 AM
Poor guy. I guess he didn't want to "put his right arm in and shake it all about".

Curly Bill
9/1/2008, 12:20 PM
I've seen some freaks in teh Denny's before, but none of them ever tried cuttin off an arm.

...my life is boring. :(