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Echoes
9/1/2008, 12:24 AM
Let's play a forum game!

Here's the deal: God swoops down from the heavens one night and tells you that you know how the power to wipe one creature off the face of this earth forever. You have to do it, no matter how much you love insects/animals/etc.

What do you choose?





For me, it has to be Spiders. I hate spiders so much. I know that they do serve a great purpose and won't generally bother you, but the fact remains. I hate spiders, and they would be the first thing to be gone on my list.

2nd would be scorpions. Ugh, no thanks.

3rd would be bees/wasps.

Vaevictis
9/1/2008, 12:29 AM
Longhorns.

SicEmBaylor
9/1/2008, 12:31 AM
Aggies (the Texas sort) and Carnies...but I repeat myself.

PhilTLL
9/1/2008, 12:32 AM
Mosquitoes. Infuriating, seemingly useless and globally dangerous as a disease vector (the worst known in history, actually). Or maybe humans, for the overall wellbeing of the rest of the planet, heh. Anyway, bees and spiders are actually good for something, so I think you'd regret choosing them.

Echoes
9/1/2008, 12:36 AM
Yeah, mosquitoes are a good choice for sure. Would certainly save many lives. I just hate hate spiders.

Actually, I take back my 3rd choice. I would wipe wasps off the face of the earth, not bees. I love honey!

SCOUT
9/1/2008, 12:36 AM
I was going to say mosquitoes but Phil beat me to the punch. My second nominee would be fire ants. Not all ants because most of them are fantastic disposal units. The little biting, stinging little fire ant pieces of **** need to die.

SicEmBaylor
9/1/2008, 12:37 AM
In all seriousness, I'd have to go with mosquitoes as well followed by snakes.

Veritas
9/1/2008, 12:40 AM
I would wipe out all "morning zoo" dj's that go by the name "Animal" or have an animal reference in their wacky "on-air" nickname.

Fraggle145
9/1/2008, 12:50 AM
wipe out bees you wipe out a lot of the food supply... Mosquitoes, fleas, chiggers, ticks, biting flies...

Soonrboy
9/1/2008, 01:03 AM
flies.

Penguin
9/1/2008, 01:07 AM
Cockroaches

Scott D
9/1/2008, 01:11 AM
every human that I didn't like or didn't know or care to know.

Blue
9/1/2008, 01:23 AM
Fruit flies/knats. I can't get rid of these fuggers. I've poured bleach down the sink and I don't know where they're coming from. I live in squaller.

Penguin
9/1/2008, 01:29 AM
I just thought of another one. Termites. Those things shouldn't exist.

SicEmBaylor
9/1/2008, 01:30 AM
Socialists.

Turd_Ferguson
9/1/2008, 02:16 AM
Skeeter's....fo sho.

Widescreen
9/1/2008, 03:22 AM
Chupacabra

BudSooner
9/1/2008, 07:08 AM
followed by snakes.
You must love rats and mice eh?

Rogue
9/1/2008, 07:30 AM
+1 on the skeeters.

StoopTroup
9/1/2008, 07:42 AM
Lobbyist...or anyone who thinks they want to be one...even for a second. :D

C&CDean
9/1/2008, 08:04 AM
Obama worshippers, followed closely by chiggers. I can handle skeeter bites and tick bites (although ticks would be third on my list), but them ****ing chigger bites itch like nothing else can. The only redeeming thing is that the intense itch usually only lasts a couple days.

People who said spiders or snakes seriously need to check into some counselling for their silly phobias. I shoo wolf spiders back into my shoes in the closet. Snakes? The only ones I kill are copperheads and only when they're on the porch or somewhere that one could accidently bite somebody. I hate crickets/roaches/flies much worse than spiders, therefore the spiders live. I hate mice and rats much worse than snakes, therefore the snakes live.

King Crimson
9/1/2008, 08:14 AM
Denver Bronco sports talk radio.

StoopTroup
9/1/2008, 08:17 AM
People who said spiders or snakes seriously need to check into some counselling for their silly phobias.

Agreed.

Especially if they are lobbists. :D

MrJimBeam
9/1/2008, 08:21 AM
The cable channel 'Brovo'. AKA Gay Televison Network.

SoonerStormchaser
9/1/2008, 08:34 AM
Democrats :P

soonerinabilene
9/1/2008, 08:53 AM
guys who pop their collar.

BillyBall
9/1/2008, 09:04 AM
flies.

Agreed

XingTheRubicon
9/1/2008, 09:09 AM
Everyone who is stopped at a red light in the right lane but isn't turning right. I want their car to slowly catch fire and as they frantically exit with their hair ablaze, they are summarily kneed in the crank. The drivers of the autos in the right lane (that are turning right) can, at that time, wager on whether said driver uses his hands to pat his burning head down or tries the palms out attempt to stem the patella blows to the nubbers.

While the victim recovers from his hemorrhaging testes and full body burns, if he is wearing flip flops, he's thrown back into his burning car. (which has been moved off the road so I can finally turn right)

r5TPsooner
9/1/2008, 09:14 AM
Cancer

achiro
9/1/2008, 09:52 AM
JohnnyMack the poster, not the person because I'm sure he's not quite so bat **** crazy in person.:D

BillyBall
9/1/2008, 10:57 AM
Crocs

stoopified
9/1/2008, 11:30 AM
Barak

olevetonahill
9/1/2008, 01:32 PM
Libs and nOObs. No particular order.

Jerk
9/1/2008, 01:44 PM
Communists

Soonrboy
9/1/2008, 02:06 PM
Blathering myopic Republicans.

lexsooner
9/1/2008, 02:35 PM
Fat guys who wear Hawaiian shirts, shorts, and flip flops.

Scott D
9/1/2008, 02:56 PM
Fat guys who wear Hawaiian shirts, shorts, and flip flops.

with black socks and panama hats.

LosAngelesSooner
9/1/2008, 03:35 PM
Put me down for Mosquitos as well.

LosAngelesSooner
9/1/2008, 03:36 PM
Obama worshippers, followed closely by chiggers. I can handle skeeter bites and tick bites (although ticks would be third on my list), but them ****ing chigger bites itch like nothing else can. The only redeeming thing is that the intense itch usually only lasts a couple days.

People who said spiders or snakes seriously need to check into some counselling for their silly phobias. I shoo wolf spiders back into my shoes in the closet. Snakes? The only ones I kill are copperheads and only when they're on the porch or somewhere that one could accidently bite somebody. I hate crickets/roaches/flies much worse than spiders, therefore the spiders live. I hate mice and rats much worse than snakes, therefore the snakes live.You should move to SoCal. We don't have any chiggers out here at all. ;)

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
9/1/2008, 03:58 PM
Socialists.and their subsets, such as islamists, communists, Democrats.

StoopTroup
9/1/2008, 03:59 PM
Greenpeace

StoopTroup
9/1/2008, 04:00 PM
PETA?

Veritas
9/1/2008, 04:00 PM
Please don't turn this into another idiotic ObamcCain tickle fight.

StoopTroup
9/1/2008, 04:05 PM
Hey Veritas!

Where you been?

Have you been put back on duty since the General Amnesty? :D

Veritas
9/1/2008, 04:06 PM
I never left, just not posting a ton. :)

StoopTroup
9/1/2008, 04:09 PM
Well....good luck to your Team...except in Norman of cOUrse. :D

Veritas
9/1/2008, 04:11 PM
Well....good luck to your Team...except in Norman of cOUrse. :D
Thanks. I'll be attending in person to watch Nebraska get beaten like a drum. :)

C&CDean
9/1/2008, 04:13 PM
You should move to SoCal. We don't have any chiggers out here at all. ;)
Yeah, but you're chock full of the Obamarama nutjobs, and in case you hadn't noticed, they're #1 - even before chiggers.

StoopTroup
9/1/2008, 04:21 PM
Veritas....

Seems you and Dean need to compare notes....lol

I'm just sayin' :pop:

lexsooner
9/1/2008, 04:31 PM
with black socks and panama hats.

Or big fat bare feet with the flip flops, who frequent sports bars and anywhere which serves Bud Light and BBQ and fried cheese sticks. . . and who consider Cusano and Acid quality cigars.

I forgot to mention mullet heads and biker trash.

SouthCarolinaSooner
9/1/2008, 05:11 PM
The ACLU, I can stick up for my own civil rights thanks

SouthCarolinaSooner
9/1/2008, 05:11 PM
Greenpeace
I think the French already tried...

SouthCarolinaSooner
9/1/2008, 05:12 PM
PETA?
But then you couldn't troll the PETA boards when you are bored :pop:

StoopTroup
9/1/2008, 05:26 PM
But then you couldn't troll the PETA boards when you are bored :pop:

People Eating Tasty Animals

I like BBQ. :D :pop:

Blue
9/1/2008, 05:49 PM
Or big fat bare feet with the flip flops, who frequent sports bars and anywhere which serves Bud Light and BBQ and fried cheese sticks.

You sound like someone I would not like to hang out with. All good things IMO.

Cam
9/1/2008, 05:51 PM
Political parties. Let everybody be an independent and vote issues instead of party lines.

birddog
9/1/2008, 07:03 PM
162 game seasons.

LosAngelesSooner
9/1/2008, 07:51 PM
Yeah, but you're chock full of the Obamarama nutjobs, and in case you hadn't noticed, they're #1 - even before chiggers.The Obamalamadingdongs aren't near as bad as the Pant Suit Army out here. TRUST ME.

And I think everyone who has said they wish they could "wipe" any person like a Lib, Dem, Socialist, Repub, Neo-Con, PETA, etc, "off the face of the Earth." needs to have their Humanity Card revoked.

You don't wish things like that on people simply because they disagree with you on issues, DIP WADS.

Al Queda, I get. Cobra Commander? Screw him. But, seriously, OBAMA? McCain?! People...that's just stupid.

Now, ignore me and carry on.

Partial Qualifier
9/1/2008, 08:04 PM
GENITAL HERPES MAN, GENITAL Herpes.





Oh wait, umm, mosquitoes.

StoopTroup
9/1/2008, 08:08 PM
Los Angeles :D ;)

StoopTroup
9/1/2008, 08:17 PM
OK LAS...

My serious answer is Cancer.