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OUHOMER
8/31/2008, 08:54 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080831/od_afp/malaysiasexoffbeat;_ylt=AhZXviFi_dleEcJFGxkr3qus0N UE

KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.

"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.

On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.

GottaHavePride
8/31/2008, 08:57 PM
So, he couldn't bust his own nut. How sad.

OUHOMER
9/1/2008, 06:19 AM
should have used one of these. I assume the small one

http://www.classic-cars-online.co.uk/Archive/A_images/nuts/nut_splitter.jpg

OUHOMER
9/1/2008, 06:51 AM
or better yet

http://www.nothingtodoinla.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/clinton-nut-cracker.bmp

StoopTroup
9/1/2008, 08:31 AM
I've worked with lots of different metals in my day.

Having a nut cut away from his penis must have been quite an experience.

The cutting and then the cooling of the nut and then the cutting and then the cooling...

I wonder how long it took to get through it so they could then expand the nut at the cut enough to get it off. :eek:

Or did they have to make more than one cut and then how long did the whole process take or did it even go like that?

What's wrong with people anyway that think they need to strengthed their penis?

Mine has never needed to workout for successful engagements.

OUHOMER
9/1/2008, 09:08 AM
Makes you wonder how long he waited before he made the call. Jeez

Okla-homey
9/1/2008, 09:22 AM
Makes you wonder how long he waited before he made the call. Jeez


I think I would have soaked in a cold tub of water for a while before making the call.

StoopTroup
9/1/2008, 09:25 AM
quite a few muscle relaxers or xanax too.....lol