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Ike
8/31/2008, 08:37 PM
I heard it on the internet, so it must be true!


:D
Curly Bill
8/31/2008, 08:41 PM
What a bunch of crap! McCain is not an alien robot!
bri
8/31/2008, 08:42 PM
What a bunch of crap! McCain is not an alien robot!

Oh yeah? Can you prove that he wasn't replaced by a Viet Cong replicant? :D
Whet
8/31/2008, 08:42 PM
He is a domestic non-alien robot!
GottaHavePride
8/31/2008, 08:43 PM
Of course not. He was made in Taiwan.
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2008, 08:45 PM
Babies are deelishus.
Curly Bill
8/31/2008, 08:45 PM
Oh yeah? Can you prove that he wasn't replaced by a Viet Cong replicant? :D

He's a war hero! You watch your tongue! :mad:



;)
bri
8/31/2008, 08:51 PM
Babies are deelishus.

Indeed. But I'm pretty sure the Qur'an considers them unclean, and thus there's no way Obama eats them. THE ARGUMENT IS INVALID!

http://yourargumentisinvalid.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/i_gets_mines.jpg
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2008, 08:53 PM
What about chicken alien babies?

Still look deelishus...

http://www.wtfcostumes.com/costumes/alien_chest_burst_baby.jpg
bri
8/31/2008, 08:55 PM
Which part is the McNugget?
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2008, 08:56 PM
Parts is parts.
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2008, 09:02 PM
Baby robot. Looks deelishus.

http://www.toysit.com/robo-baby/robo-baby.jpg
SoonerBorn68
8/31/2008, 09:05 PM
McCain isn't an alien--he's got a platinum card.

http://geocities.com/soonerborn91/smilies2/rim_shot_emoticon.gif
GottaHavePride
8/31/2008, 09:09 PM
Wait, did someone say robots?

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BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2008, 09:12 PM
This one looks kinda crunchy.

http://www.infoniac.com/uimg/baby-robot-inf-1.jpg
GottaHavePride
8/31/2008, 09:15 PM
I'm going to write in Pimpbot 5000.
bri
8/31/2008, 09:35 PM
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In the future, all music will be made by robots
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Robots

Beginning in the early twentieth century, with the invention of the player piano and Wurlitzer jukebox, robots were well on their way to performing for you. Then in the 1960s, the animatronic Abraham Lincoln from the Disney Hall of Presidents gave computers and robots a physical form

In the future, all music will be made by robots
In the future, all music will be made by robots
In the future, all music will be made by robots
In the future, all music will be made by
Robots

Then in the 1980's, the invention of the personal computer, combined with the player piano and Wurlitzer jukebox and animatronic Abraham Lincoln robot figure combined to form the first robotic band. This robotic band would be able to play anything the public wanted to hear, no longer bothered by pesky local bands playing songs with words they couldn't sing along with, or weren't familiar with, or just plain didn't know.

In the future, all music will be made by robots
In the future, all music will be made by robots
In the future, all music will be made by robots
In the future, all music will be made by
Robots

Let's take a trip into the future as a young man walks into the bar, and wants to hear his favorite song. What would you like to hear, Billy?
"Ahh, I don't know, um, what do you got?"
Do you like boy bands, Billy?

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Ike
8/31/2008, 10:09 PM
By the way...


I'm noticing a large, large, large number of threads with the general flavor of "zOMG! Candidate X is a QLP!"

Can we get a consolidated "talk smack about the candidates here" thread? There are just too many threads to keep up with.

Maybe we can move it to the smack forum too?

TIA.
badger
8/31/2008, 10:12 PM
Kang and Kodos have infiltrated our political system once in 1996 - they can and will do it again unless we protect our skyward borders from these illegal immigrant terrorists.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4016/kangkodos524084ul4.jpg

If you have seen these wanted criminal illegal aliens, call the Department of Homeland Security. May be disguised as future presidents.