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[Hornsarelosers]

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[Flagstaffsooner]

"I'm sure glad we have insurance, how bout that Miss green tits."

[SCOUT]

He is f"""""" fired.

He shouldn't have made me run those laps with the team!

[RADsooner]

"well, gosh guess I f***** that one up huh?"

[IronHorseSooner]

"Well, Brett didn't look that good today. Oh, uh, wait, wrong team!"

[soonermix]

"ok as i tally up the votes for best tits... thats one more for delgado..."

[Flagstaffsooner]

"And you thought Fran was a f-up?"

[Cajun]

"When I think about you I touch myself"

[okiewaker]

"This college thing is tougher than I thought. I will have to give Charlie a ring and see how he copes with it".

[meoveryouxinfinity]

Losing to arkansas state is NOT funny

[okiewaker]

Losing to arkansas state is NOT funny

Yeah, especially if ur an aTm fan!

[Jdog]

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Coach and students watch a dog lick it self.

[EstablishedSooner1967]

Hi i'm Mike Sherman and I slept at a Holiday Inn Select last night.... with this girl to my left.... Gig Em! Who cares if we lost get a look at my score!

[shaun4411]

well, at least she's hot.

[sOUnder]

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Can I launch my "insider" website yet? It's gonna be frantastic!

[Dan Thompson]

Well, I've never worked for a female Athletic Director before.

[RiddlerOK]

"We called this conference today to announce that State Farm has decided to drop us due to their embarrassment at sponsoring a substandard FBS-level team. I would like to solicit bids for new sponsorship, and would like to introduce Miss Doublemint Twin sitting next to me over here. Sorry her sister couldn't be here today as she had a prior engagement in Clemson, SC."

[StoopTroup]

I feel like George Bush already.

[mobilesteve]

"...and in the green is our new starting QB."

[badger]

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Sherman: We appreciate the opportunity we have had at this great institution, to work with this administration. We have made many lasting friendships. We have an outstanding group of young men on this team and especially great people. We want them to know that we love them, feel blessed for our time together, and will miss them.

Delgado: I want to express my regret and gratitude to Coach Sherman for his courage in making this decision, and putting the interests of his players and this institution ahead of his own interests.

(suddenly, Sherman gets up and leaves along with the chick in the green shirt)

Delgado: ...We wish Coach Sherman the very best moving forward and we are grateful for all of his hard work and effort while he was here at A&M.

(Byrne sits down where Sherman was)

Byrne: And now, Aggie donors, time to cough up. We bought out Sherman's contract and need the money, or else it comes from this student's tuition raises.

(suddenly, Delgado gets up and leaves... Byrne is in an empty room)

Byrne: Don't you wanna know who we're hiring next? Hello? Helllloooo?!?

[the_ouskull]

"Well, I'm confident that, with enough time working in her new system, Coach Delgado and I will have developed solid 'C' cups, like this bra model to my left, in plenty of time for us to go shirtless when we play OU. First they had the Tech debacle. Then the Oregon debacle. Then the Boise State miraclefromtheir*sses. I figure that those Sooners need something new to liven up their 08/09 campaign. Topless coaches. It is truly my greatest strategy. Much better than the offense I ran this past weekend. Okay then. Next question?"

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[Sooner_09]

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to announce that I have chosen my successor as head coach of Texas A&M Football. She has been featured in such magazines such as Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and Playboy and will make a great edition to our program."
(Delgado wishing he could have some of that)
"Please welcome your next head football coach at Texas A&M, Ms. Denise Frenchione! Gig em!"