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TJKDone
8/30/2008, 02:40 AM
What was his problem at OU? I have only heard rumor on our board leading up to the opener against FAU.

He was real successful before he got to Norman. He was only there one season.

What did he do, kill a puppy or something?

Hook'em
tommieharris91
8/30/2008, 03:06 AM
He was drunk all the time. I mean, all the time. He went to practices with a bottle of whiskey in his hand. He recruited poorly too. He also killed kittens with his empty whiskey bottles.
Flagstaffsooner
8/30/2008, 04:29 AM
I thought this was going to be a thread about Olevet or me.
StoopTroup
8/30/2008, 05:58 AM
I herd he had teh secs wif Bevo.
SoonerPr8r
8/30/2008, 09:33 AM
I am not sure who was worse him or his wife.
olevetonahill
8/30/2008, 09:35 AM
I thought this was going to be a thread about Olevet or me.

WEll at least we got Honorable Mention ,Even if we did it ourselves .:D
soonersweetie
8/30/2008, 09:41 AM
from what my dad told me, he said that he showed up at the OU/tx game and saw Bevo and said, "What the hell is that cow doing here?" Totally no clue about the tradition of Sooner Football or what that game stands for, etc.
fadada1
8/30/2008, 09:55 AM
from what my dad told me, he said that he showed up at the osu/a&m game and saw sheep and said, "What the hell is that lady doing here?" Totally no clue about the tradition of cowboy football or what that game stands for, etc.

:D
r5TPsooner
8/30/2008, 09:55 AM
I thought this was going to be a thread about Olevet or me.

me too, bummer.
Scott D
8/30/2008, 10:03 AM
he's a quitter, and we don't tolerate quitters wearing the headset. quitters coach in stillwater.
StoopTroup
8/30/2008, 10:10 AM
Where's that video of him getting plowed by that back?
StoopTroup
8/30/2008, 10:18 AM
Oh well....here's a good one. :D

gec9IIJEU2E
Jason White's Third Knee
8/30/2008, 10:36 AM
WEll at least we got Honorable Mention ,Even if we did it ourselves .:D


That mention wasn't honorable.
TheHumanAlphabet
8/30/2008, 11:11 AM
His wife kept trying to get comped on all her purchases in Norman - I mean steal. SHe would say she was SmellsofBourbon's wife and you have to give me shi'ite... Lets say the moving van couldn't leave Norman fast enough...
SbOrOiNaEnR
8/30/2008, 11:35 AM
Coming this fall, only on Lifetime...

"Five, Five, and One: The Howard SmellsOfBourbon Story."

Based on the bestselling memoir by Cedric Jones: Coach, Is That Whiskey on Your Breath?

Hey, the man said they were going to write books and make movies about his time here!
OUstud
8/30/2008, 12:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4UyVn-YMvo

listen to him talk about 4 minutes in, and you'll see. actually the whole thing will show you what his problem was. :mad:
chad
8/30/2008, 02:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4UyVn-YMvo

listen to him talk about 4 minutes in, and you'll see. actually the whole thing will show you what his problem was. :mad:
Right in the middle of that clip they mention Jay Grosfield for the pokes, who stopped OU with a big sack. I worked with him at Dell in OKC, pretty good guy and he was proud of his pokes.

I had forgotten he actually caused OU some problems, guess all the crap I gave him about playing for okielite didn't bother him too much since he was able to beat us.
utex74
8/31/2008, 12:30 AM
Well, you guys can rest easy. He had his *** handed to him tonight at the unveiling of our new stadium. He looked quite confused.
Scott D
8/31/2008, 12:43 AM
he wasn't looking confused, that's his normal look.
Flagstaffsooner
8/31/2008, 12:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4UyVn-YMvo

listen to him talk about 4 minutes in, and you'll see. actually the whole thing will show you what his problem was. :mad:Thank you for posting that. It just made my day.
Flagstaffsooner
8/31/2008, 12:59 AM
He looked quite confused.Dont confuse confused with sh*tfaced.
olevetonahill
8/31/2008, 04:18 AM
Dont confuse confused with sh*tfaced.

No Kiddin He was confused . we Be ****faced ;)
Soonerpsycho
8/31/2008, 07:16 AM
The Infamous Howard that old drunk Stories (http://ouinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68782&highlight=howard)
Jacie
8/31/2008, 08:10 AM
This was one of fewer than a handful of times I wanted saxet to beat their opponent (Beating SUC was one of the other ones, btw).

I believe that there is still a lawsuit pending against the university from methods Schnelly employed during preseason practices. He denied the players access to water during practice. Wasn't he also ticketed for DUI?