Bob Stoops....

[tfoolry]

ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one

can slam a revolving door

house has no doors, only walls that he walks through

played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Bob Stoops pajamas

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Bob Stoops

[Fraggle145]

craps bigger than you.

[Bama Yankee]

destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

does not get frostbite. He bites frost.

When taking the SAT, write "Bob Stoops" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

...doesn't watch game film. He stares at a poster of the team he's up against until it tells him the information he wants.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

...can score 250 points for dying children in a national championship game against the 1924 Notre Dame team while playing all 11 positions, both offensively and defensively; his on-field coaching and playing excellence is punctuated by an ability to drink entire kegs of beer while making love to nine women simultaneously, none of which are his wife. When Stoops left Florida to accept the head coaching position at Oklahoma, 602 people died in Hurricane Georges. Stoops served as George W. Bush's Secretary of State, albeit briefly. He also weighs in the neighborhood of 18,000 pounds and once won a best-of-three-falls wrestling match against Smarty Jones, a horse he later ate.

[DrZaius]

.....scared the slur into Coach Holtz and then laughed about it.

[KC//CRIMSON]

ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one

can slam a revolving door

house has no doors, only walls that he walks through

played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Bob Stoops pajamas

If at first you don't succeed, the second trip to the Fiesta Bowl won't help either.


Hey-O!

[tfoolry]

Sends mail without postage & it gets there.

[badger]

... made the coach's visor more popular than mentor Steve Spurrier ever did.

... shortened the life expectancy of college football head coaches from five years to three.

... in an era of trendy spread offenses for scoring power, focuses on defensive power, which leads to scoring on both offense and defense.

:D

[olevetonahill]

told a chicken it was eggs for Breakfast or chicken for dinner , He ate a dozen eggs that Morning.

[BudSooner]

...doesn't watch game film. He stares at a poster of the team he's up against until it tells him the information he wants.
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I likes the way you talk. :D

[SoonerinSouthlake]

...Doesnt always drink beer...but when he does, he prefers Dos Equis

[stoops the eternal pimp]

is an eternal pimp

[walkoffsooner]

When he smokes a championship cigar he puts the lit end in his mouth and blows smoke rings out Gundys butt.

[BudSooner]

Once drank a gallon of OVJ and called it weak sauce.

[Rogue]

Eats razor blades for breakfast and longhorns for lunch.

[JLEW1818]

Eats razor blades for breakfast and longhorns for lunch.

excellent

[Breadburner]

Takes one a day plus iron and ****s eastwing hammers.....

[BudSooner]

Called Chuck Norris a *****. :D

[soonerinabilene]

...lost his signal with Dishnetwork once during a storm. Just once.

[goingoneight]

... made the coach's visor more popular than mentor Steve Spurrier ever did.

... shortened the life expectancy of college football head coaches from five years to three.

... in an era of trendy spread offenses for scoring power, focuses on defensive power, which leads to scoring on both offense and defense.

:D

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:les: DECADE!!!1111!!!11

[goingoneight]

... is solving the energy crisis by working the oils out of college football athletes day in and day out.


... is voting for Bradford-OU in November.


... won an MNC when he became a man, when he was 40.

[JLEW1818]

... is solving the energy crisis by working the oils out of college football athletes day in and day out.


... is voting for Bradford-OU in November.


... won an MNC when he became a man, when he was 40.

I'm ready for you to change your name after this season, ;)

[The VIIIth]

Merely glances at the Vermouth bottle while his very dry martini is so scared it shakes itself...

[stoopified]

Replaced Atlas in holding up the Earth.
Told Zeus:You are sitting in my seat.
Is faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive,able to leap tall stadiums in a single bound.
Walks through the VALLEY OF DEATH fearing no evil for he is the BADDEST mofo in the valley.
Has saved the USA from numerous attempted terrorist attacks ,melting the would be attackers with his heat-ray vision.

[soonermix]

eats lightning and craps thunder

[soonermix]

Bob Stoops killed 50 men..... 50

[soonerspudman]

...thinks Sarah Palin spoke "in a really good way".

[olevetonahill]

Once drank a gallon of OVJ and called it weak sauce.

Thats Hard core :D

[olevetonahill]

...Doesnt always drink beer...but when he does, he prefers Natty Lite

Had to fix that fer Ya:P

[Laelaface]

.....scared the slur into Coach Holtz and then laughed about it.

Rolling my A## off on that one!!!:D

[Laelaface]

..... Kicked Jack Bowers A$$ and then saved the day, twice

[goingoneight]

... signs up to play home-and-home with good teams, only to see them succccc when they finally arrive in Norman. :P
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... maybe we should schedule USC? :O

[tfoolry]

As a player, single handedly turned a struggling Iowa team into a Big Ten power in early 80's.

[sooner518]

...lost his signal with Dishnetwork once during a storm. Just once.

come on. Shouldnt these be somewhat realistic?

:D

[mizzOUstu702]

...can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

...uses live rattlesnakes as condoms.

...' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

...CAN believe it's not butter.

...hated Germans. And he was half-German. And he hates irony!

...had a bachelor party before his wedding. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

If you put a phonograph needle on Bob Stoops' nipple, it plays "Boomer Sooner".

[Seamus]

And the winnar is ...



...doesn't watch game film. He stares at a poster of the team he's up against until it tells him the information he wants.

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Second place to olevet. 12 eggs. http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gif

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, which prompted the front man of the Tennessee Two to write a song about it in homage.

...is a maniac, maaaaniac on the floor.

...sees that when a problem comes along, he must whip it. Whip it. Into shape.

...sweeps down the plain and sure smells sweet when he comes right behind the rain.

...changed the line "and we'll take home a victory or die" in 'OK Oklahoma' from "and we'll take home a victory and notify your next of kin of your untimely demise" due to teams refusing to schedule games because of the body count.

[illinisooner]

...is ranked 18th in the AP College Football Poll.

...sleeps 8 hours a night! Well, in that regard, he's pretty normal!

[MiccoMacey]

Tulsa Fireman,

How'd you end up on the Captain's exam?