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GottaHavePride
8/27/2008, 10:22 PM
Since leaving for Sweden 5 weeks ago, I have dropped 10 pounds. Amazing what a hot chick can do for your motivation.

Oh, and changing your eating habits due to being in a foreign country away from fast food for a week helps.
bri
8/27/2008, 10:27 PM
Expect a call from my lawyer, mister gimmick infringer. :D
GottaHavePride
8/27/2008, 10:31 PM
Hey, we're on the internets. After two weeks of inactivity, an internet gimmick is public domain. :D
setem
8/27/2008, 10:34 PM
I tried this **** and I am still a fatty bo batty!

**** YOU FAT!
bri
8/27/2008, 10:35 PM
Hey, we're on the internets. After two weeks of inactivity, an internet gimmick is public domain. :D

I'm almost positive you're making that up.

Plus, I don't see any floating GHP heads, so you suck at ripping off the Fat Jihad. :cool:
GottaHavePride
8/27/2008, 10:50 PM
hehehe.


Step 1: Quit drinking the soda.

Step 2: Breakfast? Try granola, some berries or other fruit, and yogurt. But don't buy the pre-mixed crap, buy the components and throw it all in a bowl yourself. If you can get the thick greek yogurt, even better.

Step 3: Pick healthier options when you go out to eat. Skip the McDonalds and hit the Pita Pit instead, or something. Get the side salad instead of the fries. And actually stop when you get full.

Step 4: Swim every freakin' day.
sooneron
8/27/2008, 11:05 PM
I will admit to a fat jihad thread in bri's "absence" last year or whenever. By him being gonesville at the time, I took over the royalties, you can expect to hear from my intellectual property law dogs in the AM.
sooneron
8/27/2008, 11:06 PM
FYI. I am in Htown now and have prolly gained 2 lbs since SUNDAY! :O
Jimminy Crimson
8/28/2008, 02:57 AM
The Fat Jihad is a walk in the park.
bri
8/28/2008, 06:59 AM
ZANG!
GottaHavePride
9/10/2008, 09:52 PM
I just got totally checked out by a chick at the pool.

Win.
BigRedJed
9/10/2008, 09:53 PM
Just ask Jimminy what he's doing. Apparently it works. Maybe too well.
GottaHavePride
9/10/2008, 09:55 PM
He's clearly on the Mary Kate and Ashley diet.




There's not much of them to eat.



HI-YO!
Curly Bill
9/10/2008, 09:58 PM
He's clearly on the Mary Kate and Ashley diet.




There's not much of them to eat.



HI-YO!

heh
bri
9/10/2008, 10:20 PM
Just ask Jimminy what he's doing. Apparently it works. Maybe too well.

Find out what he's doing, and then do, like, half as much.

Only on the internet does a guy get made fun of for not being fat. :D
GottaHavePride
9/14/2008, 08:39 PM
My "too small" shorts fit again.

Sweet.
bri
9/14/2008, 08:40 PM
Congrats! Are you gonna grow back the beard, too?

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n217/rachelsuhonen24/BradinSF.jpg
GottaHavePride
9/14/2008, 08:42 PM
MY EYES!


Not that kind of too small, dammit.
GottaHavePride
9/14/2008, 08:43 PM
Dammit, if I could make "posting inappropriate pictures" a yellow card... gah! ;)
King Crimson
9/14/2008, 08:44 PM
who wears short shorts...?

wah wah wah wah wah wah

(Nair Theme).
bri
9/14/2008, 08:52 PM
MY EYES!


Not that kind of too small, dammit.

Youuuu can't neg me, ha ha ha ha ha-ha!
Cam
9/14/2008, 09:39 PM
I've lost 18 pounds in the last two months. I'm having to use holes in my belts that I thought were just decoration.

Went from 5-6 Dr Peppers a day to zero, minimal salt, high protein-low carb intake, and eating something small every 2-3 ours to kick in the metabolism. Want to lose another 10 to get back to my college weight. Probably going to have to start doing something physically demanding to hit my goal. Sitting on my *** ain't gonna get it done.
GottaHavePride
9/14/2008, 09:47 PM
I've lost 18 pounds in the last two months. I'm having to use holes in my belts that I thought were just decoration.

Went from 5-6 Dr Peppers a day to zero, minimal salt, high protein-low carb intake, and eating something small every 2-3 ours to kick in the metabolism. Want to lose another 10 to get back to my college weight. Probably going to have to start doing something physically demanding to hit my goal. Sitting on my *** ain't gonna get it done.

Yeah, I've ben swimming nearly every day. Usually one or two days off per week, because the gym closes early on Friday and Saturday.
StoopTroup
9/14/2008, 10:10 PM
Congrats! Are you gonna grow back the beard, too?

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n217/rachelsuhonen24/BradinSF.jpg

Dude....you've lost weight. :D
BudSooner
9/15/2008, 10:16 AM
This thread is also disturbing, perhaps a Diamond Dallas Page pic would be appropriate.


Nevermind.
SoonerBBall
9/15/2008, 12:25 PM
If you guys are serious about losing weight, I can't recommend P90X (or P90) highly enough.

My roomate and I are on day 77 of 90 for P90X and the before and after pictures we took are incredible. It will get you in shape in a hurry.

http://www.beachbody.com/
Cam
9/21/2008, 08:16 PM
If you guys are serious about losing weight, I can't recommend P90X (or P90) highly enough.

My roomate and I are on day 77 of 90 for P90X and the before and after pictures we took are incredible. It will get you in shape in a hurry.

http://www.beachbody.com/

I've seen the infomercials on this and thought it looked pretty cool. If I was 25 and wanting to get buff, I'd probably spring for it. It's just way too much money for me.
GottaHavePride
4/2/2009, 08:39 PM
UPDATE:

I'm down to 187. Last July I was at 205.

I have had to buy new pants - my old pants were falling off.
GottaHavePride
4/2/2009, 08:39 PM
Oh, and sorry about bumping that hideous picture.
bri
4/2/2009, 09:25 PM
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
setem
4/2/2009, 10:05 PM
I am down 50lbs people! My personal Fat Jihad is going swimmingly!