So If You're The Mocs' Head Coach...

[Pieces Hit]

...what's the pep talk on Saturday?

[janderson255]

give me the money

[Jason White's Third Knee]

This is David vs Goliath,

App State vs Michigan and stuff, we all know how those turned out (snickers)

Boise surprised 'em. The can be beaten!!!

Believe in yourselves. Now get out there and SHOCK THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!



Pfft. I could be a coach.

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

Don't get hurt...too badly!

[Pieces Hit]

I'm thinkin he tells em the survivors get brand new uniforms.

[rainiersooner]

Not everyone gets to be on PPV: this is your one chance! Make it memorable!!!

[JohnnyMack]

Play hard, make yer momma proud and hold on to the goddamned football!!!

[MrJimBeam]

We're going inside of 'em, we're going outside of' em -- Inside of 'em! outside of 'em -- and when we get them on the run once, we're going to keep'em on the run. and we're not going to pass unless their secondary comes up too close. But don't forget men -- we're gonna get'em on the run, we're gonna go, go, go, go! -- and we aren't going to stop until we go over that goal line! And don't forget, men -- today is the day we're gonna win. They can't lick us -- and that's how it goes.... The first platoon men -- go in there and fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!!!! What do you say, men!!!!!!!

[Jason White's Third Knee]

WHO'S THE BEST?

Chatanooga!

GIVE THEM HELL,
Chatanooga!

YOU STUDENTS HAVE
A BANNER YEAR COMING UP.

YOU BOYS ARE PRIMED,
I MEAN REALLY PRIMED

BECAUSE I PRIMED YOU.

YOU'RE NOT ONLY PRIMED,
YOU'RE HONED,

HONED TO A SHARP
RAZOR EDGE.

WE'RE NOT JUST
GOING OUT THERE TO WIN,

WE'RE GOING OUT THERE
FOR GLORY.

WE'RE GOING TO YANK THEM,
TEAR THEM, AND RIP THEM.

WE'RE GOING TO ROLL THEM AROUND
AND RIP THEM UP!

THEN WE'RE GOING
TO SLAUGHTER THEM.

AFTER THE SLAUGHTER IS OVER,
WE'LL COME BACK HERE

AND RING
THAT VICTORY BELL.

LIKE WE ALWAYS WANTED TO.

[Pieces Hit]

MOCCA!



SINS!



MOCCA!



SINS!



MOCCA!



SINS!



Sssssssssssssssssss!

[soonersalesman]

"We can take these guys".

"They're just men, be bigger men".

"They ain't so bad".

" There IS no tomorrow".

Coach walks back to his office, places his head in his hands and says "we're toast".

[GoMocs]

Actually it will be something like:

Go out there and show everybody that you can play football also. That some of the big schools that backed out on recruiting you made a mistake. Show them you deserve to be on their field, you may be a few pounds lighter or a step slower, but you can play as hard as they can. And if a break goes here or there your way, and you make your own luck with hustle sometimes, you never know and might find yourself in a game you can win. But give all that you got and leave it on the field.

[JohnnyMack]

Actually it will be something like:

:les:WOULD SOMEBODY TACKLE #7 PLEASE?!?!?!?!?

Fixed.

[gundleok]

Better you than me.

[BoomerGirl34]

"Keep your head down, watch & learn and get the hell out of the way"

[cheezyq]

Free massages on Sunday!

[JLEW1818]

COVER THE SPREAD

[colleyvillesooner]

Don't you go dying on me...

[pweitkem]

It will all be over in three hours and your grandma gets to see you play. Have fun.

Not much else he could say.

[soonermix]

well men, go out there and play hard, you might not see this many fans for the rest of the season

[badger]

... you think cheese whiz is better than real cheese.

Oh, this isn't one of those types of threads?! :confused:

[NYC Poke]

My high school wrestling coach used to tell me that they could kill me, but they couldn't eat me.

[califsooner]

AAhhh man.....these are so great!!! LOL

Mine was gonna go like this, 'Okay guys, let's have some fun out there, be disciplined......and try to keep them under half of hundred.'

[OU_Sooners75]

We'll save some face and injuries to starters. Today I will be starting the second string. That way OU can only say they beat our Second stringers.

If the big guys come at you, fall to the floor. Surely they won't step on you.

And by all means, don't get hurt.

[badger]

I had mono for most of my sophomore basketball season. I hated that season so much I never went out for basketball again.

When I was mono-ing things up in dressy clothes on the bench - sometimes keeping stats or something - the coach would be screaming "SMART PASSES! SMART SHOTS!" at the girls playing as we fell behind 10-0... 20-0... 30-2... 40-3... 50-7... 60-9... 70-12.

This happened quite often. The team did absolutely nothing right and by the time I was cleared by doctors to play, the only thing I was doing was running myself sick from coach's punishment for losing by so many points the first month or so I was out. Halftime speeches went something like this:

Did anyone pay attention to a %$#@ing thing I said in practice? You think you are playing this %$#@ing game for a little fun? You are playing to %$#@ing win.

Because I was the sickly child recovering from mono, I stayed on the bench most of the season even after coming back to practice. So, I had every confidence that I had no part in our 60-point losses. However, it's not like coach was punishing the players that were diping us all into such defeats, because she kept the same players out there most of the game, even as they turned the ball over, shot airballed shots and passed to the other team, lol.

By the end of the game, it was:

"I have nothing to say to you girls." *walks out of the locker room*

I ran Cross Country and Track for all four years and never dealt with a coach quite like that one - never wanted to again, really. I wonder if Coach Moc is like that?

[badger]

I'm thinking Coach Moc is a dude.

good call! :pop:

[badger]

gimme my prize...I take the Selmon Bros thang

http://img3.travelblog.org/Photos/30331/188781/t/1412255-Prizes-0.jpg
Look, I know that I had the Selmon Bros thang up here on the prize wall, but as you can see from my clearly displayed rules on the side of my carny truck, you must win 12 times in a row in order to win the Selmon Bros thang. For a single win, you win a SMALL prize.

You have your choice of a nose hair trimmer and a whistle that is shaped like a duck... but sounds nothing like a duck.

[fossil]

:P TRY NOT TO PEE ON YOURSELVES WHEN THE SOONES TAKE THE FIELD!!!!

[oudivesherpa]

Remember they just put their pants on just like we do, one leg at a time.

Albeit, they are bigger faster legs that are going to kick the living Crap out of us.

But win or lose it's Ribs for everyone at Skicky Fingers! (The best ribs in the World!).

[swardboy]

give me the money

First in was the best :D

[gundleok]

At least our UT ends with Chattanooga. Lord knows what would happen if we were UT playing here. Yikes.

[BoomerSooner07]

Where's the water boy?

[JLEW1818]

Do our players stay in a hotel the night before a home game?

[Wishboned]

Alright men, we're about to walk out onto that field.

What I want you to know, and what I want the world to know is that in about three hours...

WE'RE ALL GONNA GET ICE CREAM!!!!!

[Curly Bill]

He tells them what an oppurtunity it is to play a program as good and with as much tradition as Oklahoma, that they're the underdogs, but that it's a great opportunity to show the country what they're all about. To play like there's no tomorow, leave the game with no regrets and that if they do that the game and score will take care of itself and they can be proud of themselves and their team.

[JLEW1818]

"YOU GOT THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFE TIME."

WHAT MOVIE ?

[Curly Bill]

"YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFE TIME."

WHAT MOVIE ?

Bambi? :D

[JLEW1818]

"I DONT WANT YOUR LIFE!"

[califsooner]

L M A O..........I love you guys!!!! :-)

[GoMocs]

He tells them what an oppurtunity it is to play a program as good and with as much tradition as Oklahoma, that they're the underdogs, but that it's a great opportunity to show the country what they're all about. To play like there's no tomorow, leave the game with no regrets and that if they do that the game and score will take care of itself and they can be proud of themselves and their team.


Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

[Miko]

"You need to believe in three things: God, your family, and the Green Bay Packers."

[Mandibleclaw]

So If You're The Mocs' Head Coach...

You want these kind of games, great competition makes you a better competitor.

[RacerX]

Chance Mockassins?

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Go out there and leave it all on the field... except for your blood. Keep that inside your skin when possible.

[Civicus_Sooner]

Try not to get hurt out there.

[birddog]

"Don't be afraid to poke 'em in the grundel!"

[JLEW1818]

Play good and maybe Stoops will pick you up.

[Civicus_Sooner]

"Don't be afraid to poke 'em in the grundel!"
Gross, I think, unless I'm missing something. :)

I'm still trying to catch up on all these inside jokes here on Soonerfans.com. The best OU board, EVAR. :D

[Lott's Bandana]

gimme my prize...I take the Selmon Bros thong

Fixed.

[St. Louis Sooner]

"Muh muh ... muh muh My momma said, thu Sooners is of the devil ..."

[8timechamps]

"Look at the bright side...Adrian Peterson is in the NFL!"

[GoMocs]

"Look at the bright side...Adrian Peterson is in the NFL!"

Adrian Peterson killed us all four years we played him. I am speaking of The Original Adrian Peterson, former All American running back at Georgia Southern and current Chicago Bear rb.

[8timechamps]

Adrian Peterson killed us all four years we played him. I am speaking of The Original Adrian Peterson, former All American running back at Georgia Southern and current Chicago Bear rb.

Then it works both ways.



Eh, who knew?!

[OULenexaman]

you flinched...

[Civicus_Sooner]

Adrian Peterson killed us all four years we played him. I am speaking of The Original Adrian Peterson, former All American running back at Georgia Southern and current Chicago Bear rb.Just imagine if you had to play the one that plays for the Vikings and was the NFL Rookie of the Year. Killed would have a whole new meaning.

[GoMocs]

Just imagine if you had to play the one that plays for the Vikings and was the NFL Rookie of the Year. Killed would have a whole new meaning.


Don't think your AP would have done any better....the one we played against scored it seemed like every time he touched the ball and went for over 200 yards every time.

[Civicus_Sooner]

Don't think your AP would have done any better....the one we played against scored it seemed like every time he touched the ball and went for over 200 yards every time.Think again. The real Adrian Peterson did that to nationally ranked football teams in the big boy conferences. Compairing the little guy to the big guy is almost amusing.

[OULenexaman]

so your coach has seen a lot of flinching....makes sense now..

[gundleok]

200 yards v. D-IAA team? Sorry, almost laughed out loud.

[8timechamps]

Think again. The real Adrian Peterson did that to nationally ranked football teams in the big boy conferences. Compairing the little guy to the big guy is almost amusing.

Let's all just agree that any Adrian Peterson would have knocked a snot bubble out of the Mocs. The only variable is how big the bubble would have been.

[soonermix]

Don't think your AP would have done any better....the one we played against scored it seemed like every time he touched the ball and went for over 200 yards every time.

OUrs probably would have too except he would have been finished after the first half pads off and everything.

[GoMocs]

Think again. The real Adrian Peterson did that to nationally ranked football teams in the big boy conferences. Compairing the little guy to the big guy is almost amusing.

Wouldn't call the other AP a little guy..started some last year for the Chicago Bears. NFL is bigtime.

[gundleok]

2007 Stats

AP (Bears): 16 gm, 151 carries, 510 yd, 3.4 avg, 21 long, 3 td

AD (Vikings): 14 gm, 238 carries, 1341 yd, 5.6 avg, 73 long, 12 td

Same division no less.

[GoMocs]

2007 Stats

AP (Bears): 16 gm, 151 carries, 510 yd, 3.4 avg, 21 long, 3 td

AD (Vikings): 14 gm, 238 carries, 1341 yd, 5.6 avg, 73 long, 12 td

Same division no less.


Were yall even aware that your AP was not the original AP? :)

[OKLA21FAN]

Were yall even aware that your AP was not the original AP? :)

now you have gone and done it :gary:

[GoMocs]

check out AP I 's famous run in the National Championship game, which happened to be on our home field.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=usFFN9mPIDY

[8timechamps]

Were yall even aware that your AP was not the original AP? :)


I was not aware that our Allen Patrick was not the original.

Interesting.

[swardboy]

Dude...NO ONE in the NFL is confusing the two.

[Big Red Ron]

2007 Stats

AP (Bears): 16 gm, 151 carries, 510 yd, 3.4 avg, 21 long, 3 td

AD (Vikings): 14 gm, 238 carries, 1341 yd, 5.6 avg, 73 long, 12 td

Same division no less.
Don't forget AD's already in the NFL record book for like 3 things, including most rushing yards in a game.

[Big Red Ron]

Wouldn't call the other AP a little guy..started some last year for the Chicago Bears. NFL is bigtime.That dude is a career NFL back up and yes compared to AD he's a little guy (5'9 200lbs to 6'1 230) and AD is faster.

He was Cedric Benson's back up fercyinoutloud. Bwaaahaaa...

He's going to split carries with a Rookie and an average back. If the Bears thought that much of him they wouldn't have drafted Forte.

You're comparing apples to oranges. AD is a pro bowler (MVP of the pro bowl BTW).

The Bears' little guy is nice player, especially since he came from a small school in the minor leagues of College football.

From NFL.com


Known as "the other Adrian Peterson" in Fantasy circles, the Bears version is a solid veteran who will likely split carries with rookie Matt Forte and Kevin Jones in Chicago following the club's release of Cedric Benson. Peterson ran ugly in five starts last season, averaging 3.2 yards per carry with one touchdown, but he averaged over 90 total yards per game. He won't see as much work as he did in that late-season span on a weekly basis, but he should be in line for at least 10 touches per week splitting with Forte. Peterson is now a solid reserve Fantasy RB worth a late-round pick in all drafts this summer. (Updated 8/25/08)

[Lott's Bandana]

This is like saying somebody in the 1950's named Neil Armstrong once flew a kite for a really long time.

[SoonerRedHead]

This is like saying somebody in the 1950's named Neil Armstrong once flew a kite for a really long time.

or maybe Neill Armstrong coached the Bears

[CrimsonandCreamForever]

oh yeah?? well the ap that kicked our sorry asses all over the field is almost as good as the ap you guys had that has the rushing record and made a pro bowl his first year. and his inishuls are AP not AD DUH!!!111!!!11 :mack: