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bri
8/25/2008, 03:48 PM
Dude makes chick dress like Batman for sex (http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/post.phtml?pk=2470)


Bottom line, the chick went out with a dude with a creepy mustache, who took her to see The Dark Knight and then made her dress up like batman when they boned. We need to find this woman and nominate her for President of Awesomeland. I mean, I'm not saying I want to bone batman, it's just that wearing a batman mask during sex sounds really degrading. And I like that.

Heh.
BigRedJed
8/25/2008, 03:49 PM
That. Is. Wrong.
BigRedJed
8/25/2008, 03:50 PM
Holy confused sexuality Batman!
bri
8/25/2008, 03:51 PM
If anything, shouldn't it be a guy dressed as Batman and a chick dressed as Robin? Or vice versa, if she brings the Bat-Strap-On?
BigRedJed
8/25/2008, 03:51 PM
I mean, seriously, have her dress as BatGIRL. Or CatWOMAN. An apparently straight dude wants to somehow to have sex with Batman.

*gag*
bri
8/25/2008, 03:52 PM
How is this surprising to you? Have you read the thread about TDK? ;)
BigRedJed
8/25/2008, 03:53 PM
I wonder if the suit was from the retired rubber nipple and giant codpiece era movies.
bri
8/25/2008, 03:55 PM
How could it not be? That thing was made for vaguely dangerous roleplay in Mom's basement.
Tulsa_Fireman
8/25/2008, 04:33 PM
http://superdickery.com/images/stories/seduction/woodenboner5ye.jpg
StoopTroup
8/25/2008, 05:03 PM
My Dear...

You look so uncomfortable.

Why don't you go into my room and change into something more "daring".

http://www.elstreeprops.com/Latest_News/a_batman_suit2.gif
BigRedJed
8/25/2008, 05:04 PM
That is so damn creepy.




And yet strangely alluring...
StoopTroup
8/25/2008, 05:05 PM
Wonder if they did it "Doggy Style"?

http://www.costumedogs.com/images/04-06-2006.jpg
BigRedJed
8/25/2008, 05:06 PM
Also strangely alluring.
KC//CRIMSON
8/25/2008, 05:07 PM
Wonder if they did it "Doggy Style"?




So they could both watch X-Files?
BigRedJed
8/25/2008, 05:07 PM
I thought that was only for NASCAR.
StoopTroup
8/25/2008, 05:10 PM
Also strangely alluring.

Heh.

http://www.costumesgalore.net/costume_pictures/group/batman/bat_girl_costume_97207.jpg
BigRedJed
8/25/2008, 05:11 PM
Sicko.
StoopTroup
8/25/2008, 05:32 PM
Maybe things will workout for them.

Everybody has their soulmate ya know. :D

http://www.theincredibells.com/kirt/BATMAN/1Resources/2006BatmanBatwoman.jpg
BigRedJed
8/25/2008, 05:33 PM
OK, so the only difference was... ...:les: THE CHICK WAS WEARING THE BATMAN SUIT!!!
Frozen Sooner
8/25/2008, 05:35 PM
Don't be silly Bri.

I'd dress up like Batman. She gets the Robin costume.
BigRedJed
8/25/2008, 05:36 PM
Holy penetration, Batman!
StoopTroup
8/25/2008, 05:41 PM
You'll want to see this link....lol.

The IncrediBells (http://www.theincredibells.com/kirt/BATMAN/1.htm)
BigRedJed
8/25/2008, 05:44 PM
Heh. He rides a Sportster. What a dork.
bri
8/25/2008, 07:05 PM
I applaud the internet for taking this creepy story and making it creepier.

I'm now deathly afraid of kinky DC dorks. :D
Animal Mother
8/26/2008, 01:43 PM
That is so damn creepy.




And yet strangely alluring...


Clerks II inter species........... well you know. A bat and a man. Same thing.
bri
8/26/2008, 01:58 PM
I miss my donkey.