View Full Version : What Olympic sport best suits you?
Chuck Bao
8/23/2008, 05:08 PM
With all of the woulda, coulda, shoulda in the universe, what Olympic sport do you think you'd have a chance to compete?
Of all the Olympic sports, I really believe that my cannonball diving technique has probably improved over the years.
I'm pretty sure I can still do a front flip on a trampoline. But, I haven't tried that since a mini tornado bounced my sister's trampoline across the cow pasture about 10 years ago. I never managed the back flip, but I'm pretty sure I could have with enough courage of not being bounced on my head.
What else? I can still throw a discus like I learned from my junior high days. But, throw is a pretty loose term. The key point would be stand back. Okay, stand back has another meaning, when I used to take the discus home to practice in the cow pastures.
I competed in rowing when I was in my mid-20s in Hong Kong. Honest to god, we were practicing in a chocolate Shing Moon River. If anyone fell in, god be with them and I'm pretty sure there was a temple nearby to venerate the lost souls falling into Shing Moon River. My potential Olympic career in rowing was also put to rest there. But, I love rowing. It was like silent skiing down a pristine mountain side, except the chocolate river made like soda bubbles and the smell was not at all pristine.
What sports would you compete in?
Curly Bill
8/23/2008, 05:10 PM
Me and the younger bro had some absolutely killer badminton games in the front yard...so that's my answer: badminton. :D
Frozen Sooner
8/23/2008, 05:31 PM
Luge. Mainly because I'm pretty sure you can be dead and still luge convincingly.
Okla-homey
8/23/2008, 06:32 PM
I can squirt water through my two front teeth about eight feet without departing from a completely vertical posture. But I have to make sure I've just brushed my teeth before doing so.
That, and pistol shooting. srsly. Believe it or not, in 1979, I was nationally ranked in the collegiate standings. I'm quite sure if I had really focused, I could have been a contender.
Then, I got a girlfriend.
Flagstaffsooner
8/23/2008, 06:39 PM
Olive Races.
GottaHavePride
8/23/2008, 06:46 PM
Swimming. And I'd get pwnt by Michael Phelps.
Other than that? Judo or karate or something.
royalfan5
8/23/2008, 06:48 PM
Boxing or wrestling. Or volleyball.
Soonrboy
8/23/2008, 06:59 PM
I can powerlift my own body off the couch...sometimes.
mdklatt
8/23/2008, 08:53 PM
Based on what I saw of the first race, I could probably sail better than at least a couple of the 42 Laser sailors than competed.
reevie
8/23/2008, 09:03 PM
I'm thinking running around the mat with a hoola hoop. As a matter of fact, I think I'll run over to Hooters and start practicing for London. Always good to have some motivation while you train.
BigRedJed
8/24/2008, 07:10 PM
Olive Races.
I'll see your olive race and raise you a corn race.
I.
WILL.
WIN.
soonerscuba
8/24/2008, 07:21 PM
I could have been a contender.
You coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what you are. ;)
StoopTroup
8/24/2008, 07:50 PM
I still have a pretty good throat punch. :D
http://thestar.com.my/archives/2008/8/24/olympics/s_pg60kick.jpg
Howzit
8/24/2008, 08:29 PM
Curling, mainly because of my flowing locks.
birddog
8/24/2008, 08:47 PM
i've got the best jerk and clean in the business.
olevetonahill
8/24/2008, 08:56 PM
Im pretty sure I could take the Gold In Beer can crushin :pop:
StoopTroup
8/24/2008, 09:00 PM
Im pretty sure I could take the Gold In Beer can crushin :pop:
Your a lock for the Drunky Decathlon IMO.
GottaHavePride
8/24/2008, 09:57 PM
OK, now I seriously want to know what events are in the Drunky Decathlon.
20 meter toilet stumble?
Keg toss?
Im pretty sure I could take the Gold In Beer can crushin :pop:
I am pretty sure you would when gold in the Pole Vault!:D
I wouldnt mind being Nastia Liukien's leotard! :pop:
BigRedJed
8/24/2008, 10:03 PM
:les: I JUST WON A GOLD MEDAL IN THE CORN RACE!!!
olevetonahill
8/24/2008, 10:21 PM
OK, now I seriously want to know what events are in the Drunky Decathlon.
20 meter toilet stumble?
Keg toss?
Gotta have the beer ****s in there somewhere :eek:
GottaHavePride
8/24/2008, 10:36 PM
That's the Floor Exercise.
olevetonahill
8/24/2008, 10:46 PM
That's the Floor Exercise.
Loudest belches neeed to be considered
tommieharris91
8/24/2008, 10:52 PM
Loudest belches neeed to be considered
Your posts right now are oddly... well-spelled. Are you... sober right now? Is that possible? :confused:
GottaHavePride
8/24/2008, 10:53 PM
He drank himself sober.
Oh, hell. Stage 6 of the Drunky Decathlon: the Field Sobriety Test.
olevetonahill
8/24/2008, 10:56 PM
Your posts right now are oddly... well-spelled. Are you... sober right now? Is that possible? :confused:
still recouping from Fri nite Sat. Morn :D
olevetonahill
8/24/2008, 10:57 PM
He drank himself sober.
Oh, hell. Stage 6 of the Drunky Decathlon: the Field Sobriety Test.
Or who scores the highest On the breathalyser ;)
GottaHavePride
8/24/2008, 10:59 PM
LCeosbOAsx0
tommieharris91
8/24/2008, 11:00 PM
Chugging contests. The Beer Mile. And of course, beer pong.
Turd_Ferguson
8/24/2008, 11:02 PM
Chugging contests. The Beer Mile. And of course, beer pong.Quarters.
olevetonahill
8/24/2008, 11:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDEde3IVyvs
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
8/25/2008, 01:26 AM
I'm thinking running around the mat with a hoola hoop. As a matter of fact, I think I'll run over to Hooters and start practicing for London. Always good to have some motivation while you train.I could be some kind of a coach for that activity. how many girls on each of those teams? I could coach 3, maybe 4 teams.
soonermix
8/25/2008, 09:31 AM
i guess the one that best suits me is either commentator or judge
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