What Olympic sport best suits you?

[Chuck Bao]

With all of the woulda, coulda, shoulda in the universe, what Olympic sport do you think you'd have a chance to compete?

Of all the Olympic sports, I really believe that my cannonball diving technique has probably improved over the years.

I'm pretty sure I can still do a front flip on a trampoline. But, I haven't tried that since a mini tornado bounced my sister's trampoline across the cow pasture about 10 years ago. I never managed the back flip, but I'm pretty sure I could have with enough courage of not being bounced on my head.

What else? I can still throw a discus like I learned from my junior high days. But, throw is a pretty loose term. The key point would be stand back. Okay, stand back has another meaning, when I used to take the discus home to practice in the cow pastures.

I competed in rowing when I was in my mid-20s in Hong Kong. Honest to god, we were practicing in a chocolate Shing Moon River. If anyone fell in, god be with them and I'm pretty sure there was a temple nearby to venerate the lost souls falling into Shing Moon River. My potential Olympic career in rowing was also put to rest there. But, I love rowing. It was like silent skiing down a pristine mountain side, except the chocolate river made like soda bubbles and the smell was not at all pristine.

What sports would you compete in?

[Curly Bill]

Me and the younger bro had some absolutely killer badminton games in the front yard...so that's my answer: badminton. :D

[Frozen Sooner]

Luge. Mainly because I'm pretty sure you can be dead and still luge convincingly.

[Okla-homey]

I can squirt water through my two front teeth about eight feet without departing from a completely vertical posture. But I have to make sure I've just brushed my teeth before doing so.

That, and pistol shooting. srsly. Believe it or not, in 1979, I was nationally ranked in the collegiate standings. I'm quite sure if I had really focused, I could have been a contender.

Then, I got a girlfriend.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Olive Races.

[GottaHavePride]

Swimming. And I'd get pwnt by Michael Phelps.

Other than that? Judo or karate or something.

[royalfan5]

Boxing or wrestling. Or volleyball.

[Soonrboy]

I can powerlift my own body off the couch...sometimes.

[mdklatt]

Based on what I saw of the first race, I could probably sail better than at least a couple of the 42 Laser sailors than competed.

[reevie]

I'm thinking running around the mat with a hoola hoop. As a matter of fact, I think I'll run over to Hooters and start practicing for London. Always good to have some motivation while you train.

[BigRedJed]

Olive Races.
I'll see your olive race and raise you a corn race.

I.

WILL.

WIN.

[soonerscuba]

I could have been a contender.
You coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what you are. ;)

[StoopTroup]

I still have a pretty good throat punch. :D

http://thestar.com.my/archives/2008/8/24/olympics/s_pg60kick.jpg

[Howzit]

Curling, mainly because of my flowing locks.

[birddog]

i've got the best jerk and clean in the business.

[olevetonahill]

Im pretty sure I could take the Gold In Beer can crushin :pop:

[StoopTroup]

Im pretty sure I could take the Gold In Beer can crushin :pop:

Your a lock for the Drunky Decathlon IMO.

[GottaHavePride]

OK, now I seriously want to know what events are in the Drunky Decathlon.

20 meter toilet stumble?

Keg toss?

[setem]

Im pretty sure I could take the Gold In Beer can crushin :pop:

I am pretty sure you would when gold in the Pole Vault!:D

I wouldnt mind being Nastia Liukien's leotard! :pop:

[BigRedJed]

:les: I JUST WON A GOLD MEDAL IN THE CORN RACE!!!

[olevetonahill]

OK, now I seriously want to know what events are in the Drunky Decathlon.

20 meter toilet stumble?

Keg toss?

Gotta have the beer ****s in there somewhere :eek:

[GottaHavePride]

That's the Floor Exercise.

[olevetonahill]

That's the Floor Exercise.

Loudest belches neeed to be considered

[tommieharris91]

Loudest belches neeed to be considered

Your posts right now are oddly... well-spelled. Are you... sober right now? Is that possible? :confused:

[GottaHavePride]

He drank himself sober.

Oh, hell. Stage 6 of the Drunky Decathlon: the Field Sobriety Test.

[olevetonahill]

Your posts right now are oddly... well-spelled. Are you... sober right now? Is that possible? :confused:

still recouping from Fri nite Sat. Morn :D

[olevetonahill]

He drank himself sober.

Oh, hell. Stage 6 of the Drunky Decathlon: the Field Sobriety Test.

Or who scores the highest On the breathalyser ;)

[GottaHavePride]

LCeosbOAsx0

[tommieharris91]

Chugging contests. The Beer Mile. And of course, beer pong.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Chugging contests. The Beer Mile. And of course, beer pong.Quarters.

[olevetonahill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDEde3IVyvs

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I'm thinking running around the mat with a hoola hoop. As a matter of fact, I think I'll run over to Hooters and start practicing for London. Always good to have some motivation while you train.I could be some kind of a coach for that activity. how many girls on each of those teams? I could coach 3, maybe 4 teams.

[soonermix]

i guess the one that best suits me is either commentator or judge