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Flagstaffsooner
8/22/2008, 08:26 PM
Hey, Trains coming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBRC7PFXr_c

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 08:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-0YBr-6IxE
IN:D

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 08:28 PM
I could use a nice relaxin train trip.

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 08:29 PM
I could use a nice relaxin train trip.

Get in the Pullman car

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 08:29 PM
Get in the Pullman car

They haz the beer in there? :D

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 08:30 PM
From the Blue Grass state (ain't fount no bluegrass yet:pop:). IN!!

Flagstaffsooner
8/22/2008, 08:33 PM
From the Blue Grass state (ain't fount no bluegrass yet:pop:). IN!!Mine is green.

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 08:34 PM
Mine is green.That's what you tell all the women's.:D

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 08:34 PM
They haz the beer in there? :D

Of Course

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 08:35 PM
That's what you tell all the women's.:D

Women's do like the green $$$$$.

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 08:39 PM
That's what you tell all the women's.:D

My womens Busted Me :D

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 08:41 PM
My womens Busted Me :DMy woman keeps me busted:D

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 08:43 PM
My woman keeps me busted:D

This Invoved Me and a Lady In the Hawt Tub , as we Getting out another Lady pulls up :hot: :eek:

Flagstaffsooner
8/22/2008, 08:43 PM
My woman keeps me busted:DMy ex crazy has been bothering me all week.

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 08:43 PM
This Invoved Me and a Lady In the Hawt Tub , as we Getting out another Lady pulls up :hot: :eek:

Do tell.....:pop:

r5TPsooner
8/22/2008, 08:44 PM
Scotch and a good cigar.

Flagstaffsooner
8/22/2008, 08:46 PM
Scotch and a good cigar.You go guy!

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 08:46 PM
My ex crazy has been bothering me all week.Call in NF1 for a hit:D

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 08:46 PM
Do tell.....:pop:

=Busted
Almost had em Both get in tho :hot:

Flagstaffsooner
8/22/2008, 08:48 PM
Call in NF1 for a hit:DWill that get rid of a bi-polar redhead?

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 08:48 PM
Scotch and a good cigar.Have yet to find a good cigar. Scotch on the other hand....as my buddy from Glasgow put it "All Scotch's are good, some are just a wee bit better".:D

r5TPsooner
8/22/2008, 08:48 PM
You go guy!

The wife is gonna join me on the patio and I think that she'll need at least a bottle of wine on her own tonite.;)

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 08:50 PM
=Busted
Almost had em Both get in tho :hot:

Busted = not so good

Both in the tub = so very good.

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 08:50 PM
Scotch and a good cigar.

Homemade wine and a Joint :P

Flagstaffsooner
8/22/2008, 08:50 PM
The wife is gonna join me on the patio and I think that she'll need at least a bottle of wine on her own tonite.;)OV says he ha a good 'mixed' wine.

r5TPsooner
8/22/2008, 08:50 PM
Have yet to find a good cigar. Scotch on the other hand....as my buddy from Glasgow put it "All Scotch's are good, some are just a wee bit better".:D

You can't go wrong with a Fuente Fuente Opus X. That's what I'm smoking in about 30 minutes with some Oban or Havana Club 7 year old rum

http://www.bestcigarprices.com/shopcontent/images/Opus_stick.jpg

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 08:51 PM
Will that get rid of a bi-polar redhead?

A 22 short to the Brain pan will ;)

r5TPsooner
8/22/2008, 08:51 PM
OV says he ha a good 'mixed' wine.

I'm sure it is but I want her semi-conscious later on tonite.:D

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 08:52 PM
OV says he ha a good 'mixed' wine.Chamripple:confused:

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 08:52 PM
OV says he ha a good 'mixed' wine.

Just poured me a small glass :D

r5TPsooner
8/22/2008, 08:53 PM
Just poured me a small glass :D

Small meaning pitcher!@:D

Flagstaffsooner
8/22/2008, 08:53 PM
Homemade wine and a Joint :PDont Bogart! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV0BSPzBw50&feature=related)

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 08:54 PM
You can't go wrong with a Fuente Fuente Opus X. That's what I'm smoking in about 30 minutes with some Oban or Havana Club 7 year old rum

http://www.bestcigarprices.com/shopcontent/images/Opus_stick.jpg

Best Hand rolled smoke
http://www.dopesmoke.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/8-how-to-roll-joint3.jpg

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 08:54 PM
A 22 short to the Brain pan will ;)You owe the Holiday Inn Express a new desk chair:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 08:56 PM
Small meaning pitcher!@:D

Naw its one of those Homeade Milkshake type Metal glass thingies

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 08:57 PM
Naw its one of those Homeade Milkshake type Metal glass thingiesthose ones that'll cut your lip open? I ain't seen't one of those in a long time.

r5TPsooner
8/22/2008, 08:57 PM
That joint is probably about $25 cheaper than the cigar.

Flagstaffsooner
8/22/2008, 08:58 PM
Methinks this is ganna be a goooood drunkytown. Booze, ceegars, bitchy women and pot.

++ FOOTBALL
NEXT WEEK!!!!

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 08:58 PM
That joint is probably about $25 cheaper than the cigar.

But Better for you .;)

r5TPsooner
8/22/2008, 08:58 PM
those ones that'll cut your lip open? I ain't seen't one of those in a long time.

Brings back memories of the old soda fountains you used to see in Pharmacies. Damn, them was the days.

r5TPsooner
8/22/2008, 08:59 PM
But Better for you .;)

That's not what my cardiologist told me. ****er was trying to scare me out of my Fuentes and take them off my hands.:D

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 08:59 PM
those ones that'll cut your lip open? I ain't seen't one of those in a long time.

Like this :D
http://www.toasters.com.au/product_images/MS0800_l.jpg

r5TPsooner
8/22/2008, 09:00 PM
Like this :D
http://www.toasters.com.au/product_images/MS0800_l.jpg

SPITOON!

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:01 PM
That's not what my cardiologist told me. ****er was trying to scare me out of my Fuentes and take them off my hands.:D

No ya Dumas , the Joint is better for ya than the CEEgar:rolleyes:

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:01 PM
SPITOON!

whatever , I warshed it out :D

r5TPsooner
8/22/2008, 09:02 PM
No ya Dumas , the Joint is better for ya than the CEEgar:rolleyes:

Maybe but the ceegar will last longer. If I inhale the sumbiatch, it's just as good as skunk weed.:D

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 09:03 PM
Like this :D
http://www.toasters.com.au/product_images/MS0800_l.jpg

Grandma had some like that, that were belled at the top and had no roll in the edge....they'd cut the **** outta ya.

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 09:05 PM
cigar with spit cup...perfect...

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 09:05 PM
The "Blunt"
http://www.bannerblindness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/blunt-craigslist.jpg

r5TPsooner
8/22/2008, 09:06 PM
A decision has been rendered...

http://www.drinksdirect.co.uk/acatalog/havana_club_7yo.jpg

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:11 PM
Hers Yall a Great beer Commercial :hot:
NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioySg9sjJxE

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 09:13 PM
My tower guy's have always got some tweed. I'm think'n bout call'n their room and get'n me a joint.....but then I'd have to kill'm so they wouldn't get me fired.:D

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:15 PM
My tower guy's have always got some tweed. I'm think'n bout call'n their room and get'n me a joint.....but then I'd have to kill'm so they wouldn't get me fired.:D

Just tell one of em tou coming By fer a Minute and If theres a Joint laying there you wont see , If when they look away Its gone :pop:

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:15 PM
cigar with spit cup...perfect...

who asked you buttercup ?

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 09:17 PM
who asked you buttercup ?

Uhmm, I was not talking to you...

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:18 PM
Uhmm, I was not talking to you...

Then be specific Babycakes :hot:

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 09:21 PM
Then be specific Babycakes :hot:

I'll be as specific as you normally are...and babycakes is a little personal...

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 09:23 PM
Then be specific Babycakes :hot:I thought I was babycakes....ya cheat'n sonofabitch!:mad:

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:23 PM
I'll be as specific as you normally are...and babycakes is a little personal...

I sorry , I shouldnt have said My Pet name for you , On the Board :O
Buttercup you shall remain till I have you face down again :eek:

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:24 PM
I thought I was babycakes....ya cheat'n sonofabitch!:mad:

I never Turned Nothing down but Buttercup , I turned Him face down :hot:

Flagstaffsooner
8/22/2008, 09:32 PM
NO FUSSING ON DT!

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:32 PM
I was gonna make a profound Statement In drunkytown fer my 24th Post and then I missed it :mad:

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:33 PM
NO FUSSING ON DT!

I aint fussin Im trying to get him Face down again Hes :hot:

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 09:33 PM
I was gonna make a profound Statement In drunkytown fer my 24th Post and then I missed it :mad:

You'll be at 25,000 in a week. :P

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 09:34 PM
I was gonna make a profound Statement In drunkytown fer my 24th Post and then I missed it :mad:

One profound post out of 24,000, darn sorry to miss that...

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:35 PM
One profound post out of 24,000, darn sorry to miss that...

I said My 24th Ya dumas Pay tention :D

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:36 PM
Oh shat I missed it again and wasted it on buttercup :(

Flagstaffsooner
8/22/2008, 09:36 PM
I was gonna make a profound Statement In drunkytown fer my 24th Post and then I missed it :mad:You been eatin beans again? The only profound statements from you, come from the aggie end of you.;)

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:36 PM
You'll be at 25,000 in a week. :P

Im trying to catch Yermom LOL

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:37 PM
You been eatin beans again? The only profound statements from you, come from the aggie end of you.;)

But ! youve always admired My Belches to :eek:

Flagstaffsooner
8/22/2008, 09:40 PM
But ! youve always admired My Belches to :eek:Lordy, I have heard a few of those.:D

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:41 PM
Lordy, I have heard a few of those.:D

I bumped My "Im thru with " thread fer Yalls readin pleasure LOL:D

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 09:41 PM
But ! youve always admired My Belches to :eek:
I dont admire anybody's belch's or ferts....just my own:D

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:43 PM
I dont admire anybody's belch's or ferts....just my own:D

He likes Me belches Better than My Farts
My farts are so stout he can smell em over the Phone :eek:

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 09:47 PM
He likes Me belches Better than My Farts
My farts are so stout he can smell em over the Phone :eek:Noth'n ****'s me off any more than a good sound'n fart that don't stank. Had two of'm today...WTH:confused:

Flagstaffsooner
8/22/2008, 09:49 PM
I dont admire anybody's belch's or ferts....just my own:DBut the whole world knows what your ferts can do.......
http://students.umf.maine.edu/~donoghtp/Hiroshima_aftermath.jpg

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:49 PM
Noth'n ****'s me off any more than a good sound'n fart that don't stank. Had two of'm today...WTH:confused:

Ya aint drinkin enough If they dont stank and aint Wet
Just sayin

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 09:50 PM
Just avoid the dreaded sharts.

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:50 PM
But the whole world knows what your ferts can do.......
http://students.umf.maine.edu/~donoghtp/Hiroshima_aftermath.jpg

Ya turd Please dont Lite another one , KPLZTHX the Japs :cool:

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:51 PM
Just avoid the dreaded sharts.

Why you shamed ?

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 09:52 PM
Why you so cool ?

Thanks...

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:53 PM
Thanks...

Yer welcome babycakes ...;)

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 09:54 PM
****************12

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:55 PM
****************12

Naw I cant meet ya tonight , Im wore Out from the Gurls ...:O

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 09:56 PM
*****************15

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 09:59 PM
*****************15

Naw Im old an stuff Itll Take till tommorrow to Be able to do you any good

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 10:01 PM
*******************17...

Flagstaffsooner
8/22/2008, 10:01 PM
Just avoid the dreaded sharts.That reminds me, its almost pants wearing time in Flagstaff.

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 10:01 PM
im durnk

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 10:02 PM
That reminds me, its almost pants wearing time in Flagstaff.KY's hav'n a heat wave...yeah me:mad:

Flagstaffsooner
8/22/2008, 10:02 PM
im durnkme gettin thar

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 10:03 PM
what's up with the quotes:confused:
**********

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 10:04 PM
what's up with the quotes:confused:

You're just drunk and imagining that.:P

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:04 PM
im durnk

Im fixin to pour My second glass of OVW

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 10:04 PM
I do not know...UFO's ???

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 10:05 PM
Im fixin to pour My second glass of OVWIs that white shatzfindel or dongperinogn:D

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 10:06 PM
*...********************32

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:07 PM
You're just drunk and imagining that.:P

Second glass coming up LOL
:pop:

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 10:09 PM
Second glass coming up LOL
:pop:

Sweet, when you quoted me I got to see my name all ************* up.

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:10 PM
Is that white shatzfindel or dongperinogn:D

More like of Mad dog 2020 white and a Mad dog 2020 Red ;)

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 10:11 PM
That ******************** me off...

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:11 PM
Sweet, when you quoted me I got to see my name all ************* up.

buttercup is jealious

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 10:13 PM
*********************...

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:16 PM
*********************...

.......................

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 10:17 PM
*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*...

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 10:17 PM
***********************************************:P

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 10:20 PM
Ima eat a dozen white castles. The room will smell like roses in the a.m.:D

Flagstaffsooner
8/22/2008, 10:23 PM
Ima eat a dozen white castles. The room will smell like roses in the a.m.:DI have been eating my rice-bean-jalapeno mix on tortilla chips recipie. My anus ROARS!

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 10:23 PM
Ima eat a dozen white castles. The room will smell like roses in the a.m.:D

Yeah well...***:P ###:mad: @@@:( &&&:rolleyes: ^^^:eek: %%%:texan: &&&:pop:

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:24 PM
Ima eat a dozen white castles. The room will smell like roses in the a.m.:D

Smell better than buttercups huh ?

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 10:25 PM
I have been eating my rice-bean-jalapeno mix on tortilla chips recipie. My anus ROARS!drop the rice...it takes up too much room....therefore, less gas:D

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:25 PM
I have been eating my rice-bean-jalapeno mix on tortilla chips recipie. My anus ROARS!

Ive had some Of the OVJ . Ya know Oil, Vinagar and jalepenos :D

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:26 PM
drop the rice...it takes up too much room....therefore, less gas:D

Yup Mo beans , Mo beans , Ya can make a buttercup that way

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 10:28 PM
I haz some Mexican food fer lunch today: two burritos w/chili, rice and beans. It was teh yummy!

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 10:30 PM
I make some mean *** deviled egg's. Unfortunately, the Newcastle POlice said they's gonna call the OSBI bomb squad on me if I didn't stop:D

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:30 PM
I haz some Mexican food fer lunch today: two burritos w/chili, rice and beans. It was teh yummy!

Dont lite the Farts the Japs and Libs will hate ya
:D

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:31 PM
I make some mean *** deviled egg's. Unfortunately, the Newcastle POlice said they's gonna call the OSBI bomb squad on me if I didn't stop:D

I bet My deviled aggs are better .
I pickle em then Make deviled aggs out of em :hot:

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 10:32 PM
Dont lite the Farts the Japs and Libs will hate ya
:D

I spent three years over there with the Japs, they know me and love me;)

...and the Libs? **** on 'em! :cool:

Flagstaffsooner
8/22/2008, 10:33 PM
drop the rice...it takes up too much room....therefore, less gas:DWrong, its the catayst in the perfume recipie. Also at 7000 feet there is lower air pressure outside so the inside to outside pressure ratio is greater, ergo, louder farts do to the venturie principal.:D

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 10:33 PM
I bet My deviled aggs are better .
I pickle em then Make deviled aggs out of em :hot:Holy hell:eek:

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:34 PM
Wrong, its the catayst in the perfume recipie. Also at 7000 feet there is lower air pressure outside so the inside to outside pressure ratio is greater, ergo, louder farts do to the venturie principal.:D

so you sound like a baloon with the air let out ?

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 10:34 PM
Wrong, its the catayst in the perfume recipie. Also at 7000 feet there is lower air pressure outside so the inside to outside pressure ratio is greater, ergo, louder farts do to the venturie principal.:DYou had me at catayst:D

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 10:34 PM
Wrong, its the catayst in the perfume recipie. Also at 7000 feet there is lower air pressure outside so the inside to outside pressure ratio is greater, ergo, louder farts do to the venturie principal.:D

Sounds something like the Manhattan Project. :D

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:36 PM
Did yall watch My Guiness Commercial ?
:mad:

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:37 PM
Sounds something like the Manhattan Project. :D

Flag was the 1st Test :D

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 10:38 PM
Got a new rookie here!!!!

http://www.cstv.com/allaccess/player/07-oas-mediaplayer-okla.html?content=mms://a1981.v8108e.c8108.g.vm.akamaistream.net/7/1981/8108/v0001/cstvcbs.download.akamai.com/8108/open/okla/08-09/video/m-footbl/08aug/20080822_dancing.wmv&school=okla&


good link

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 10:38 PM
Did yall watch My Guiness Commercial ?
:mad:Firt 5 seconds...then I realized that was me drank'n that guiness.

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:39 PM
Got a new rookie here!!!!

http://www.cstv.com/allaccess/player/07-oas-mediaplayer-okla.html?content=mms://a1981.v8108e.c8108.g.vm.akamaistream.net/7/1981/8108/v0001/cstvcbs.download.akamai.com/8108/open/okla/08-09/video/m-footbl/08aug/20080822_dancing.wmv&school=okla&


good link

Yall be gentle with jlew Hes a virgin ;)

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 10:40 PM
haha. Texans looked good tonight, still bout 3 years away.

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:40 PM
Firt 5 seconds...then I realized that was me drank'n that guiness.

was you On the front Nine? the Back 9 or Just the grounds dude ?;)

Flagstaffsooner
8/22/2008, 10:41 PM
Flag was the 1st Test :Dhttp://clintjcl.files.wordpress.com/2006/06/delme-h-bomb.jpg

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:41 PM
haha. Texans looked good tonight, still bout 3 years away.

Virg , we Talk drinking or secksin .No sports or Politics :pop:

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:42 PM
http://clintjcl.files.wordpress.com/2006/06/delme-h-bomb.jpg

you sure that aint Tail ?

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 10:42 PM
haha. alright.

well started at four, seems wired its not even eleven .

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 10:44 PM
the beer bong was good to me tonight

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:45 PM
Ever one needs to Leav a comment On Penguins Going to Jail sticky thread
He gets Out Monday Morning :cool: :pop:
Hope he can shat normal :eek:

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 10:45 PM
Video of the gas station I **** at today
http://www.break.com/index/russian-tsar-hydrogen-bomb-explosion.html
(http://www.break.com/index/russian-tsar-hydrogen-bomb-explosion.html)

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:46 PM
the beer bong was good to me tonight

The OVW aint Bad when I mix it with a Joint LOL ;)

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 10:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B0NZUZGWIU

watch carefully

from earlier this year

the clip was on backwards hahaha

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:48 PM
Hers Yall a Great beer Commercial :hot:
NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioySg9sjJxE

Yall watch this Damn it :D

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 10:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B0NZUZGWIU

watch carefully

from earlier this year

the clip was on backwards hahaha

We want vids of your girl, not you! :texan:

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B0NZUZGWIU

watch carefully

from earlier this year

the clip was on backwards hahaha

7 seconds ?
rookie :rolleyes:

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 10:50 PM
Yall watch this Damn it :D

hahha never seen that, that's classic.

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 10:50 PM
Yall watch this Damn it :D

:D

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 10:50 PM
7 seconds ?
rookie :rolleyes:

hhaa it was 2 beers, **** was cold. haha. I have work to do, did Edward 40 hands last week, that **** is insane.

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:51 PM
:D

Ill share a lot of things But a Beer aint one of em .;)

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:52 PM
hhaa it was 2 beers, **** was cold. haha. I have work to do, did Edward 40 hands last week, that **** is insane.

If we ever meet Ill show ya how to chug one ;)

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 10:54 PM
yah we will meet. plenty of years to come..

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:55 PM
yah we will meet. plenty of years to come..

I will drink you under the table , Over the Table , Outside, Inside and then kick yer azz at poker :D

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 10:56 PM
All time best Bud light commercial... turn the volume up...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYmmsj42ANQ

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 10:56 PM
I will drink you under the table , Over the Table , Outside, Inside and then kick yer azz at poker :D

sure we could make it a fun night, might have to leave the girl at home with you being there.... HAHAHA

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:58 PM
sure we could make it a fun night, might have to leave the girl at home with you being there.... HAHAHA

Naw bring her she Can be part of the Poker you lose ;)

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 10:59 PM
All time best Bud light commercial... turn the volume up...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYmmsj42ANQ

No where near as good as the Guiness ;)

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 11:00 PM
Is it true that beer has less alcohol in Oklahoma ? as opposed to Texas?

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 11:00 PM
No where near as good as the Guiness ;)

ya yours was good, as far as Bud Light goes, its great, laughed my *** of the first time I seen it.

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:05 PM
Is it true that beer has less alcohol in Oklahoma ? as opposed to Texas?

CS store beer Yes , Liqure store NO
Olevets Shack Booze , Aint no way :D

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 11:05 PM
Is it true that beer has less alcohol in Oklahoma ? as opposed to Texas?

Yup 3.2% compared to 5 or 6%

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:05 PM
Yup 3.2% compared to 5 or 6%

Pay tention :P

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 11:06 PM
Pay tention :P

I did, you just faster on the trigger than me. :P

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 11:07 PM
I did, you just faster on the trigger than me. :P:hot:

GottaHavePride
8/22/2008, 11:08 PM
Is it true that beer has less alcohol in Oklahoma ? as opposed to Texas?

Sort of. Beer can't be more than 3.2% alcohol by volume in Oklahoma. (At least, to be sold in gas stations and grocery stores - you can get the stronger stuff in liquor stores, but the stores aren't allowed to refrigerate it.)

It's really not that big a difference in most cases. Guinness, for instance, is only 3.8% alcohol to start with, so "low point" Guinness isn't that different.

Full strength Bud Light, as another example, is only 4.2% alcohol. So people talking about their "Texas 6-point Bud Light" acting like Texas beer is twice as strong are full of ****.

The good stuff, like the German beers that are 9, 10, or 12 percent alcohol, are still sold full-strength in the liquor store, so it doens't matter anyway.

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 11:08 PM
ya always wondered that

I just like drinking beer, regardless of percent.

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:08 PM
I did, you just faster on the trigger than me. :P

Thats what yer wife says :hot:

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 11:08 PM
:hot:

Oh now, it ain't like that. :O

r5TPsooner
8/22/2008, 11:08 PM
I spent three years over there with the Japs, they know me and love me;)

...and the Libs? **** on 'em! :cool:

post reported to johnny mack and his cabana boy 20xx!

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 11:09 PM
Thats what yer wife says :hot:

I been divorced for 8 years now...

...and she called me tonight to see what was up. :cool:

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:09 PM
Sort of. Beer can't be more than 3.2% alcohol by volume in Oklahoma. (At least, to be sold in gas stations and grocery stores - you can get the stronger stuff in liquor stores, but the stores aren't allowed to refrigerate it.)

It's really not that big a difference in most cases. Guinness, for instance, is only 3.8% alcohol to start with, so "low point" Guinness isn't that different.

Full strength Bud Light, as another example, is only 4.2% alcohol. So people talking about their "Texas 6-point Bud Light" acting like Texas beer is twice as strong are full of ****.

The good stuff, like the German beers that are 9, 10, or 12 percent alcohol, are still sold full-strength in the liquor store, so it doens't matter anyway.
Well said Bro :D

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 11:10 PM
post reported to johnny mack and his cabana boy 20xx!

cabana boy...:D

SPEK on that.

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:10 PM
I been divorced for 8 years now...

...and she called me tonight to see what was up. :cool:

She didnt tell ya I had been ?
:mad: the Bitch :D

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 11:11 PM
ya most beer that I drink in Texas is 4.2%, funny thing bud light is 4.2 and budwisser is 5.0 coors is 4.2 , stones 4.2 , natty 4.2 , miller 4.2 .. I'll try and find the website.

r5TPsooner
8/22/2008, 11:12 PM
I been divorced for 8 years now...

...and she called me tonight to see what was up. :cool:

You should have said your weiner and your busy cuz someone's on it! Call back later.

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 11:12 PM
She didnt tell ya I had been ?
:mad: the Bitch :D

I think she is moving in with an older man....

...ya bastard! :P :D

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 11:13 PM
I been divorced for 8 years now...

...and she called me tonight to see what was up. :cool:....and....did ya show her:confused::pop::hot:

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 11:14 PM
5.0% Budweiser
5.0% Bud Dry
4.2% Bud Light
5.5% Bud Ice
4.1% Bud Ice Light
4.3% Bud Select
4.2% Busch Light

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 11:14 PM
**********************...

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 11:14 PM
You should have said your weiner and your busy cuz someone's on it! Call back later.

I didn't do that, but I was pretty cool towards her. Prolly hurt her feelers. :P

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:14 PM
I think she is moving in with an older man....

...ya bastard! :P :D

Does it get the alimoney of ya ?

r5TPsooner
8/22/2008, 11:14 PM
I think she is moving in with an older man....

...ya bastard! :P :D


Hey, at least you didn't turn her into a lesbian.:D

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 11:14 PM
WHAT THE **** IS BUD DRY

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:15 PM
**********************...

you go buttercup you so :hot: ...

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 11:15 PM
130 motor homes booked at Lloyd Noble for first home game...

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 11:15 PM
....and....did ya show her:confused::pop::hot:

I usually tell her she needs to come see me for old times sake. Tonight I didn't bother.

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:16 PM
Hey, at least you didn't turn her into a lesbian.:D

Naw she likes to be eatin but its Ok once I get MY tounge past that little used part :D :hot: :pop: :eek:

r5TPsooner
8/22/2008, 11:16 PM
WHAT THE **** IS BUD DRY

One step above Natty.

You pu**ies need to drink full strength Guinness or German beer. Barely cold of course.

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 11:16 PM
Does it get the alimoney of ya ?

Nope, I got all the good stuff including the house and my dog. :D

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 11:16 PM
you go buttercup you so :hot: ...
kinda weird...

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:17 PM
130 motor homes booked at Lloyd Noble for first home game...

buttercup you puttin in a trailer Park ? :eek:

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 11:18 PM
kinda weird...

Vet was waxing poetic about you while ago. Ask him about it.

GottaHavePride
8/22/2008, 11:19 PM
WHAT THE **** IS BUD DRY

****.

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 11:19 PM
Bud Dry has anybody tried that?

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:19 PM
One step above Natty.

You pu**ies need to drink full strength Guinness or German beer. Barely cold of course.

Dont be dissin the Natty , even tho Ive left it behind In favor of the OVJ an the OVW ;)

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 11:19 PM
Vet was waxing poetic about you while ago. Ask him about it.

I'll buy the waxing part...

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 11:20 PM
Bud Dry has anybody tried that?

Probably at some point, but I don't remember. :P

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 11:20 PM
buttercup you puttin in a trailer Park ? :eek:

OU is in charge...the Sooners...

r5TPsooner
8/22/2008, 11:20 PM
Dont be dissin the Natty , even tho Ive left it behind In favor of the OVJ an the OVW ;)


I'll buy you a real beer at a tailgate.

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 11:20 PM
http://i319.photobucket.com/albums/mm474/jlew1818/5921.jpg

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:20 PM
I'll buy the waxing part...

Did a Bikini wax just fer you Babycakes :hot:

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 11:20 PM
I'll buy the waxing part...

Wax on, wax off...

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:22 PM
I'll buy you a real beer at a tailgate.

Ill drink yer REAL beer you Take a good shot of OVJ :P

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 11:22 PM
Did a Bikini wax just fer you Babycakes :hot:

I figured as much, deliverance boy...

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:22 PM
OU is in charge...the Sooners...

But buttercup are ya gonna host the Poker game ?

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 11:23 PM
Bud Light Bottles, hard to beat that quality and price.

r5TPsooner
8/22/2008, 11:23 PM
The king of beers biznitchos.

http://diversioncansafes.com/otherimages/exp/52012s.jpg

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:23 PM
I figured as much, deliverance boy...

you and yer whitey tightys Bent Over :hot:

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 11:25 PM
But buttercup are ya gonna host the Poker game ?

That could probably be arranged...

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 11:25 PM
It looks mean!!!

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 11:27 PM
http://www.beershowcase.com/saleitems/flats/pearl0107.jpg

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:27 PM
That could probably be arranged...

sweet who alls gonna be there ?

r5TPsooner
8/22/2008, 11:27 PM
Ill drink yer REAL beer you Take a good shot of OVJ :P

DEAL! You'll be begging for another Aventinus Weizen-Eisbock after you tried one.

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:28 PM
DEAL! You'll be begging for another Aventinus Weizen-Eisbock after you tried one.

And you will be beggin fer Mo OVJ :D

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 11:28 PM
http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Simpsons_Duff_Beer_Can_Cards-T.jpg

r5TPsooner
8/22/2008, 11:29 PM
http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Simpsons_Duff_Beer_Can_Cards-T.jpg


I prefer Muff.:D

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 11:30 PM
I live in Norman but can only make Cincy, KU and NU this year...I'll be at Lloyd Noble at every one and Big XII and Nat'l Championship....

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 11:30 PM
ewww

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:30 PM
The king of beers biznitchos.

http://diversioncansafes.com/otherimages/exp/52012s.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHhETCI5-io
yup

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 11:30 PM
http://www.ussmaverick.net/images/beer37.gif

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 11:31 PM
I know its not a football chat, but how many losses u think tech will have coming into norman? might have to buy a ticket to that one

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgX10ssatT8&feature=related
I grew up watchin them and Olys :D

Turd_Ferguson
8/22/2008, 11:31 PM
I member see'n this in the Safeway in Norman.:D

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/68538426_a6610d8e80.jpg?v=0
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/68538426_a6610d8e80.jpg?v=0)

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 11:32 PM
I know its not a football chat, but how many losses u think tech will have coming into norman? might have to buy a ticket to that one

outside chance I make T.Tech, I hope so...

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 11:33 PM
more losses tech has the cheaper tickets will be ?? maybe ,.. no ?

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:33 PM
I live in Norman but can only make Cincy, KU and NU this year...I'll be at Lloyd Noble at every one and Big XII and Nat'l Championship....

so Pick a time . 1000 bucks Table stakes all in
you go gurl
:D

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 11:34 PM
so Pick a time . 1000 bucks Table stakes all in
you go gurl
:D

I'll consider that...let's see what kind of interest we have...

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:34 PM
Oly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewdI-OGyngI

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:35 PM
I'll consider that...let's see what kind of interest we have...

Me and you Heads up will work
:D

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 11:35 PM
Of course only 2 miles at most to Riverwind...

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:35 PM
I'll consider that...let's see what kind of interest we have...

10 and 20 Blinds
;)

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 11:36 PM
Hell, just flip for 1000...

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:36 PM
Of course only 2 miles at most to Riverwind...

Naw dude Me and you Heads up ;)

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 11:37 PM
vet you play the spreads on football games too ?

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:37 PM
Hell, just flip for 1000...

Shows what you know about Holdem :rolleyes:

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:38 PM
vet you play the spreads on football games too ?

Usually But Not OU they are to Great

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 11:38 PM
I hear you, I've never bet on OU. unless by some chance we are huge underdogs

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 11:40 PM
any of ya'll been to Shreveport, bout to be 21, it worth going to???? details ...

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 11:40 PM
Shows what you know about Holdem :rolleyes:

I am just saying for that amount why not just flip and avoid the effort...

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:42 PM
any of ya'll been to Shreveport, bout to be 21, it worth going to???? details ...

Nope
Unless ya just want to see Tits an azz
then lose yers ;)

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:43 PM
I am just saying for that amount why not just flip and avoid the effort...

Cause that aint Card playin Idjit :rolleyes:

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 11:43 PM
Shows what you know about Holdem :rolleyes:

I have already told you I have never played Hold'em...

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 11:43 PM
Where's Watch Me Stride at? Some comic relief would be good.

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 11:43 PM
how bout Lake Charles

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 11:44 PM
Where's Watch Me Stride at? Some comic relief would be good.

ahahaha that dudes a nut

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:44 PM
Where's Watch Me Stride at? Some comic relief would be good.

cu sooners troll ?
Hes hidin behind the red curtain lol;)

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 11:45 PM
how bout Lake Charles

Cross into Oklahoma at your nearest point, there'll be a casino there.

Curly Bill
8/22/2008, 11:45 PM
cu sooners troll ?
Hes hidin behind the red curtain lol;)

Ah yes, the red curtain.

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 11:46 PM
ya my bro hits the one up on the way to McAlester

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:47 PM
Cross into Oklahoma at your nearest point, there'll be a casino there.

buttercup , One deck of cards , you can buy em . Me you heads up 1000. buy in 10 / 20 blinds or 5/ 10 yer choice No limit
You got the Balls ? :D

Soonerus
8/22/2008, 11:49 PM
I've got about 30 minutes for Hold'em here before I head to Dallas for the weekend...any interest ??

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:50 PM
I've got about 30 minutes for Hold'em here before I head to Dallas for the weekend...any interest ??

Lets hit it Bro

JLEW1818
8/22/2008, 11:51 PM
hooter girls on fsn

olevetonahill
8/22/2008, 11:52 PM
Im waitin buttercup
:D