Tulsa_Fireman
8/21/2008, 01:25 PM
The sacking of Lawrence's groceries has gone on long after the fateful day Peter O' Toole, famous for his role in 'Lawrence of Arabia', had a drunken meltdown in the checkout line at an Illinois Aldi store.
http://archives.zinester.com/27072/153629/242394_aldi.jpg
Inflamed over the ages old argument of "paper or plastic", O'Toole smashed a half-consumed bottle of Wild Turkey over the innocent sacker's head, which promptly knocked 16 year old Bonghouse Prepatory Academy student Arnold F. Whipplemeier unconscious.
http://www.co.saint-croix.wi.us/Departments/Recycling/Images/plasticbags.jpg
http://sacandolavuelta.bitacoras.com/nerd.jpg
Young Whipplemeier before the incident
The tragic saga continues on into the present day, as Lawrence after Lawrence succumbs to this horrendous trend of violent outbursts related to the sacking of one's groceries. The list is long and distinguished, from Joey Lawrence's tirade at the questioning of his purchase of anal lube...
http://www.nndb.com/people/343/000026265/joey-lawrence-sized.jpg
To Martin Lawrence's dangerous assault of 78 year old Zelma Q. Bandersnatch, a part-time clerk innocently restocking lip balm and hot pickled sausages as the comedian and film star rampaged over his loaf of wheat bread being smashed by a recent copy of Vibe, Ladies' Home Journal, a tube of Preparation H, and a bag of charcoal briquettes.
http://larsumlaut.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/tn2_martin_lawrence_4.jpg
The Assailant
http://www.cnn.com/US/9608/07/welfare.citizenship/old.woman.lrg.jpg
The Victim
http://archives.zinester.com/27072/153629/242394_aldi.jpg
Inflamed over the ages old argument of "paper or plastic", O'Toole smashed a half-consumed bottle of Wild Turkey over the innocent sacker's head, which promptly knocked 16 year old Bonghouse Prepatory Academy student Arnold F. Whipplemeier unconscious.
http://www.co.saint-croix.wi.us/Departments/Recycling/Images/plasticbags.jpg
http://sacandolavuelta.bitacoras.com/nerd.jpg
Young Whipplemeier before the incident
The tragic saga continues on into the present day, as Lawrence after Lawrence succumbs to this horrendous trend of violent outbursts related to the sacking of one's groceries. The list is long and distinguished, from Joey Lawrence's tirade at the questioning of his purchase of anal lube...
http://www.nndb.com/people/343/000026265/joey-lawrence-sized.jpg
To Martin Lawrence's dangerous assault of 78 year old Zelma Q. Bandersnatch, a part-time clerk innocently restocking lip balm and hot pickled sausages as the comedian and film star rampaged over his loaf of wheat bread being smashed by a recent copy of Vibe, Ladies' Home Journal, a tube of Preparation H, and a bag of charcoal briquettes.
http://larsumlaut.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/tn2_martin_lawrence_4.jpg
The Assailant
http://www.cnn.com/US/9608/07/welfare.citizenship/old.woman.lrg.jpg
The Victim