prostitution, let's legalize it so's we can buy more pot

[picasso]

and party with them hookers and it will clean out our prisons so we can put real prison persons in umm there.

oh and we can tax the freak outta it.

[picasso]

wait a minute, I'm brainstorming here, yeah, we can lower the legal limit of them hookers too. wow, I won't have to go to Arkansas anymore.

[olevetonahill]

you got My Vote :D

[Howzit]

picasso finally posts something that makes sense.

[soonervegas]

This is a platform I can support.

[BigRedJed]

He's got my vote!

[Beef]

Mmmmm...pot and hookers.

[StoopTroup]

What will the hookers look like?

Will there be physical standards that they'll need to abide by?

Cash Discounts?

What about group rates?

If you subscribe to their service...will there be better Subscription Gifts than SoonerFan.com's?

[Curly Bill]

If you subscribe to their service...will there be better Subscription Gifts than SoonerFan.com's?

OK, now you're being silly. You know that's not even possible. ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

Better yet, will they have to be licensed? Who conducts the licensing exam?

[TheUnnamedSooner]

I volunteer for that duty.

[StoopTroup]

I can do it...but I'm going to need lots of security to handle the ones that don't pass.

I'm getting the $500.00 fee whether they pass or not.

[Chuck Bao]

Investment banks could then bundle and securitize the prostitutes, like mortgages, and trade them on the stock market with all sorts of derivative products, like put and call options.

Hey, it would be great for the economy, allowing those going into the profession to get their money upfront.

[olevetonahill]

But Chuck , what If they dont Put when I Call ??????

[yermom]

selling is legal. ****ing is legal...

[olevetonahill]

selling is legal. ****ing is legal...

But selling ****ing aint legal Damn PoPos :mad:

[Rogue]

I'm not against taxing things...as a gubmint worker I really can't be I spose.
But taxing the coochie is just going too far, dammit. That right there might push me on over the edge. :mad: