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8timechamps
8/20/2008, 01:43 PM
I admit, I have been staying up late to watch the Olympics. Last night, I saw the BMX event, and I thought it was going to be one of those events that makes you say "What?!". However, I really thought it was pretty cool.

So, I got to thinking, what is the worst summer Olympic event? I've narrowed it down to three:

1. Rowing - There is no "come from behind" win in rowing. Here's how the race goes: On you marks, get set, row....and the Swedish boat takes the lead (15 minutes later, and absolutely no position changes), Sweden wins. I know it takes an elite athlete to be on an Olympic rowing team, it;s more about the pure non-excitement factor.

2. Table Tennis - or, as 99% of the world calls it, PING PONG. Who knew you could make it to the Olympics playing ping pong. If only I had not wasted all those nights drinking and playing ping pong, and applied myself, I could go lose to an Asian country!!!

3. Badminton - Seriously? Why isn't lawn darts an Olympic Event?

Frozen Sooner
8/20/2008, 01:50 PM
BMX. Far and away.

8timechamps
8/20/2008, 01:56 PM
BMX. Far and away.

You love it, and you know it!

Boomer.....
8/20/2008, 02:05 PM
Equestrian was hands down the most boring thing I watched. About five minutes to horse trotting in circles had me wanting to gouge my eyes out.

soonermix
8/20/2008, 02:09 PM
the 55kg wrestling
only because those dudes running around looked like hobbits and i was frighened

soonerboomer93
8/20/2008, 02:28 PM
I think BMX is a cool addition

it saddens me they're getting rid of softball, yet they have

the mother****ing TRAMPOLINE* as an event






*I fully support the joy of watching women bounce though, but since they're competing clothed, well...

Taxman71
8/20/2008, 03:49 PM
Synchronized ANYTHING








except climaxing.

picasso
8/20/2008, 03:56 PM
midget toss

Veritas
8/20/2008, 03:58 PM
Synchronized ANYTHING
Seriously. As if synchronized swimming wasn't retarded enough, they added synchronized diving. WTF?

Brasky7
8/20/2008, 04:03 PM
glorified mall walking...

known Olympically as Race Walking...

if it's not the ghey then nothing is...

salth2o
8/20/2008, 04:19 PM
Depending on your perspective...I think trampoline is a joke.

The person in the photo getting the shocker may think wrestling is not so fun. :)

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SoonerInKCMO
8/20/2008, 04:22 PM
Or, she might think it's a whole lot of fun. :hot:

Fraggle145
8/20/2008, 04:46 PM
glorified mall walking...

known Olympically as Race Walking...

if it's not the ghey then nothing is...

I saw this, the goal isnt to go as fast as you can, its to go as fast as you can while looking like you have a corn cob up your ***...

BMX sucks... If they add skating then that will suck too.

Badminton sucky to watch, but where else can you have tournament Badminton.

Bourbon St Sooner
8/20/2008, 04:50 PM
Badminton sucky to watch, but where else can you have tournament Badminton.

In your backyard while drinking some Heines? Seriously, where else does that game belong?

Pricetag
8/20/2008, 04:57 PM
the mother****ing TRAMPOLINE* as an event
Bingo. Here's an analogy for everyone:

Gymnastics is to trampoline as cheerleading is to what?

NormanPride
8/20/2008, 05:05 PM
Fencing does not do it for me. I am all for fighting with swords, but it has to be the most impossible sport to watch. Nobody wears colors to signify who they are, everything is in french, and nobody knows what's going on. After every point, both people celebrate to try to "Sell" the point... DESPITE THE FACT THAT THERE ARE LIGHTS ON THEIR HEADS THAT TELL WHO WON. Then, THE JUDGES CAN OVERRULE THOSE LIGHTS. What's the ****ing point, then? Can we not even attack each other with swords without making it into something that fails so utterly? French people ruin everything.

Frozen Sooner
8/20/2008, 05:08 PM
Fencing does not do it for me. I am all for fighting with swords, but it has to be the most impossible sport to watch. Nobody wears colors to signify who they are, everything is in french, and nobody knows what's going on. After every point, both people celebrate to try to "Sell" the point... DESPITE THE FACT THAT THERE ARE LIGHTS ON THEIR HEADS THAT TELL WHO WON. Then, THE JUDGES CAN OVERRULE THOSE LIGHTS. What's the ****ing point, then? Can we not even attack each other with swords without making it into something that fails so utterly? French people ruin everything.

The reason why the lights can be overruled is that in some forms of fencing "right of way" is extremely important, as they are set up to simulate an actual duel as closely as possible. One would be foolish to claim that they won a duel by touching someone on the arm and leaving themselves open to a thrust through the chest. Thus, the judges should be able to say "Yeah, you touched first, but the other guy would have killed you as a result."

In other fencing events, the first touch overrules all as it's supposed to simulate a first blood duel.

Harry Beanbag
8/20/2008, 05:13 PM
It's a tie between Trampoline, BMX, and Synchronized Diving for me.

Widescreen
8/20/2008, 05:19 PM
Sailing. Ugh.

soonerboomer93
8/20/2008, 05:35 PM
nbc will be showing the bmx finals tonight live

i plan on watching

just like i watch the x-games

theyr'e more entertaining then alot of the olympic events

OUMallen
8/20/2008, 05:48 PM
Cycling.

Curly Bill
8/20/2008, 06:27 PM
Seriously. As if synchronized swimming wasn't retarded enough, they added synchronized diving. WTF?

WINNER!!!


Synchronized Diving has to be the stupidest thing ever!!!

Ike
8/21/2008, 01:59 AM
Anything that has to be judged...

AlbqSooner
8/21/2008, 05:43 AM
3. Badminton - Seriously? Why isn't lawn darts an Olympic Event?

Too many trial lawyers for lawn darts.:D

Boomer.....
8/21/2008, 07:23 AM
We have probably named half of the sports in the olympics. :D

silverwheels
8/21/2008, 01:19 PM
Handball. It's a sport that combines soccer and basketball, yet it requires not even a tenth of the skill of the two sports.

sooner_born_1960
8/21/2008, 01:28 PM
Anything that has to be judged...

Exactly.

jkjsooner
8/21/2008, 04:35 PM
Handball. It's a sport that combines soccer and basketball, yet it requires not even a tenth of the skill of the two sports.

I don't know if we're qualified to say that. I think it's hard to identify skills when we're not familiar with the game. And, I think this game is very popular in parts of Europe.

BTW, it was a blast when we played it in OU intramurals.

My vote is for the cycling around the little sloped track. It has so much potential but seeing guys ride as slow as possible for so long until one breaks away from the pack just ruins the sport. That being said, I haven't watched it in a long time so maybe (hopefully) they instituted some rule changes to get rid of that part of the sport.

NormanPride
8/21/2008, 04:45 PM
I'm waiting for Olympic Red Rover.

SanJoaquinSooner
8/21/2008, 06:57 PM
indoor swimming

Big Red Ron
8/21/2008, 08:23 PM
Depending on your perspective...I think trampoline is a joke.

The person in the photo getting the shocker may think wrestling is not so fun. :)

http://img.autohome.com.cn/album/2008/8/18/fee0d5b5-790f-43ca-a522-4688061e5305.jpg

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=118292Wow, remind me never to mess an Asian woman wrestler.

BMX is by far more of an Olympic sport than ping pong, trampoline badminton and skeet shooting.

StoopTroup
8/21/2008, 08:27 PM
There is just something disturbing about that picture.

I never noticed that Asian Women only have 3 fingers and a thumb.

Verry freaky. :D

Shneeg11
8/21/2008, 08:31 PM
The absolute worst is Olympic Race Walking! seriously? they are athletes?

silverwheels
8/22/2008, 02:19 AM
I don't know if we're qualified to say that. I think it's hard to identify skills when we're not familiar with the game. And, I think this game is very popular in parts of Europe.

BTW, it was a blast when we played it in OU intramurals.

I played it in PE in high school, and I've played competitive soccer and basketball before. It's exactly as I described it. You don't even have to dribble. And the goalkeeper? Pointless.

Big Red Ron
8/22/2008, 04:30 PM
There is just something disturbing about that picture.

I never noticed that Asian Women only have 3 fingers and a thumb.

Verry freaky. :D
Man she looks like a real pro, working with that finger. :D

Fugue
8/22/2008, 04:35 PM
There is just something disturbing about that picture.

I never noticed that Asian Women only have 3 fingers and a thumb.

Verry freaky. :D


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GottaHavePride
8/22/2008, 08:00 PM
ROBSTAH CRAW!

olevetonahill
8/23/2008, 04:51 AM
?

Big Red Ron
8/23/2008, 02:51 PM
Did Olvet get perma baned?

BTW - "Rhythmic gymnastics" by far is the worst event.

Curly Bill
8/23/2008, 02:59 PM
Did Olvet get perma baned?

BTW - "Rhythmic gymnastics" by far is the worst event.

One day baning.

mdklatt
8/23/2008, 08:58 PM
All y'all are wrong. Dressage (fancy horse walking) is a close second, but the answer is: air pistol. At least the dressage riders expend some calories getting on and off the horse.