Comedy Central Roast: Bob Saget

[KC//CRIMSON]

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Comedy Central is about to show America that daddy doesn't know best when it roasts comedian Bob Saget. Roast master John Stamos headlines a very family-unfriendly event during this star-studded evening. The Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget will tape in Los Angeles and air on Sunday, August 17.

Guests confirmed to roast include Greg Giraldo, Jeffrey Ross, Norm Macdonald, Jon Lovitz, Gilbert Gottfried, Jim Norton and Susie Essman. "It's an honor . . . My *** is already sore," stated Saget.

The repeat is on tonight at 9pm on Comedy Central.

This roast is hilarious. Don't miss it! :cool:

Roast Clips:http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/roast_saget/index.jhtml

[Watch Me Stride]

omg i aleady seen dthis tt was funny

[bringit]

this one bored me. The Pamela Anderson roast was off the hook.

[KC//CRIMSON]

you can never get enough Tommy Lee penis jokes.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

:les: FEED IT A PEANUT!!!

[KC//CRIMSON]

IT HAS AN ELBOW!

[KC//CRIMSON]

Bob spends more times on his knees after a big audition than Mary-Kate does after a big meal.


In ten minutes, you red staters!

[bringit]

one good line I recall...

On Full House, how could you tell Ashley from Mary Kate?

Mary Kate swallows

[KC//CRIMSON]

Is it true you used to give Mary-Kate acting lessons? He'd tell her, "Act like this never happened." She'd be like, "You got it, dude."

[goingoneight]

"If you're looking for a heartfelt conversatuion between Dad and Uncle Jesse, go **** yourselves!" :D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

it was ok...probably the least funny of them all..Cloris Leachman was hilarious tho

[KC//CRIMSON]

John Stamos walks into a bar , The bartender says "We have a drink named after you!" John Stamos says "You have a drink called Secret Fag!?!"

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen walk into a bar. They say to the bartender, "Give us two *ss-hurts." The bartender says, "How do you make an *ss hurt?" The Olsen twins say, "Well, Bob Saget hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach.

[yermom]

wow.

[Jimminy Crimson]

John Stamos walks into a bar , The bartender says "We have a drink named after you!" John Stamos says "You have a drink called Secret Fag!?!"

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen walk into a bar. They say to the bartender, "Give us two *ss-hurts." The bartender says, "How do you make an *ss hurt?" The Olsen twins say, "Well, Bob Saget hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach.

Probably the best joke of the whole night.

Comedy Central needs more roasts. They're hilarious.

[Okla-homey]

"Full House": Keeping pedophiles off the street one hour a week for eight seasons.

[Viking Kitten]

I noticed they kept showing shots of people in the audience looking all offended at some of the jokes. Did these people not know what to expect or what?

Cloris Leachman was great. I missed Lisa Lampanelli though. Did I tell you guys I met her one time and she told me I was "cute"? So of course I like her. :D

[Viking Kitten]

Who was it who said LL wasn't there because one of her black boyfriends finally killed her?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Brian Posehn did I think

[KC//CRIMSON]

Who was it who said LL wasn't there because one of her black boyfriends finally killed her?


Brian Posehn! My god! I thought you'd be a lot thinner after running away from all those people in the village chasing you with torches!

[soonermix]

so it was on tuesday night...

dammit i missed it again

[stoops the eternal pimp]

nevermind..I did see the Chevy Chase roast so its not the least funny anymore..

[soonersn20xx]

Have we run out of fun celebrities to roast and lampoon? Pamela Anderson and Flavor Flav were hilarious........the rest kind of pale in comparison.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Flava Flav one was hilarious..Ice T was great

[Fraggle145]

so it was on tuesday night...

dammit i missed it again

FAIL.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/failboat.jpg

[soonersn20xx]

so it was on tuesday night...

dammit i missed it again

I have one word for you my friend, BitTorrent (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BitTorrent_(protocol))

[stoops the eternal pimp]

so its one word....

[soonersn20xx]

so its one word....Well, that is a clue. ;)

[picasso]

William. Shatner. roast. was. good.

[SoonerAtKU]

Still no discussion of Norm MacDonald? He was brilliant.

[soonersn20xx]

Still no discussion of Norm MacDonald? He was brilliant.

That is if you appreciate that kind of humor, off-beat and sometimes way out in the left-field..................but brilliant is not a word I would use.

[Fraggle145]

so it was on tuesday night...

dammit i missed it again

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/basketballkid.jpg

[Frozen Sooner]

I enjoyed it thoroughly.

Mainly for the crack on John Stamos.

"Your wife left you for the fat kid from Stand by Me."

[picasso]

I enjoyed it thoroughly.

Mainly for the crack on John Stamos.

"Your wife left you for the fat kid from Stand by Me."

oh man.

[KC//CRIMSON]

John Stamos! Isn't he/she great!!

John Stamos! You greasy Greek bastard! We shouldn't be having an oil crisis, all we have to do is wring out your family's pillow cases!

[Frozen Sooner]

oh man.

I know, right?

[bri]

I'm waiting for the DVD so I don't have to miss a single second of glorious profanity. Bleeps p*ss me off. :mad:

[picasso]

bleep you bri.

[Jimminy Crimson]

"Full House": Keeping pedophiles off the street one hour a week for eight seasons.

"...and three of them were on the show!"

That made the joke even funnier :D

[StoopTroup]

If you want to see these roast improve...

Add Lewis Black, Dennis Leary and Dennis Miller to the lineup.

[KC//CRIMSON]

If you want to see these roast improve...

Add Lewis Black, Dennis Leary and Dennis Miller to the lineup.


Lewis Black was part of the roast.


I heard that Bob Saget calls his balls "The Olsen twins." And that's actually-- I know for a fact that's not true, because he calls them Michelle.