OFFICIAL OU vs TENN-CHATTANOOGA GAME THREAD

[Blue]

W00t! Gettin ready for kickoff...............anytime now............c'mon..........

[rondog79]

im ready dude

[CatfishSooner]

10 day???? wooooowoooooooo

[AlbqSooner]

Dang, did I miss the kickoff?

[badger]

O(U)FISHAL "GAME NOT HERE YET" SYMPATHY thread.

Post how you feel about the fact that gameday is NOT here yet.

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[goingoneight]

Woot, 105-yard KO return for a TD by DeMarco Murray!!! :eek:

[badger]

Woot, 105-yard KO return for a TD by DeMarco Murray!!! :eek:

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[JLEW1818]

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They can't kick that far.

[GoMocs]

Our kicker Craig Camay could and did put it well into the endzone last year before getting injured....remains to be seen if his injury has taken a few yards off his kicks.

[badger]

Our kicker Craig Camay could and did put it well into the endzone last year before getting injured....remains to be seen if his injury has taken a few yards off his kicks.

Is the offseason over yet?
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[stoops the eternal pimp]

I could throw a football over those mountains

[OKLA21FAN]

this thread is so going to tick off the football mojo gods

:gary:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I could throw a football a quarter mile

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Not much of a crowd.

Well, at least we have the home field advantage.

The Alamo was the home field.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Keep your eyes on the ball, son.
I'd rather he kept his hands on the ball.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

If you can build an offense around a guy who throws like Edward Scissorhands, we're gonna be playing a hell of a lot of defense.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Wally, did you hire an Assistant Coach without telling me?
No, I found a Quarterback without telling you.
Well, I hope he gets younger as he gets closer.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

The Blake man pitches to Sarge, The Sargester bumps into his own man. It's a fumble! FUMBLAYA! Sargie "Fumblina" Wilkerson fumbles the ball!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Now, let's analyze what's been working for us.
[Long pause]
NOT A GOD D**N THING'S been working for us. Like this godd**n suit doesn't work for me... and this stinking tie... and this godd**ned shirt. IT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME. YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY WINNING HARD-NOSED FOOTBALL? YOU PLAY FOOTBALL LIKE ED GENERRO PLAYED FOOTBALL. A guy who gave his life for this football team. He was a 140-pound halfback, and HE PLAYED LIKE A GODD**N WILDMAN! NO! LIKE A GODD**N RAMPAGING BEAST! And that's the way you got to do it! YOU GO OUT THERE! YOU TEAR THEIR ****ING HEADS OFF, AND YOU **** DOWN THEIR NECKS! Let us pray.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I don't wanna put any undue pressure on you guys, but Coach Gennero's last words were, win or I'll die.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I hope you stay tuned as the Texas State marching band does its salute to gun racks and open beverage containers; which is only legal in Texas

[stoops the eternal pimp]

How many timeouts do we have left?
Three.
Can we take 'em all now?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Look at that. He held onto the ball. Well, let's wake him up and get him some pads.
I don't know, Ed. Pads might hurt his game.

[badger]

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[soonermix]

Welcome to Foot BALL

[stoops the eternal pimp]

What happened, who missed their assignment?
Everybody missed their god-d**n assignment!

[Laelaface]

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Couldn't have said it better myself

[JLEW1818]

First score of the season?? Whats it going to be. ?

[soonermix]

a home run!
by Brett Romar

[JLEW1818]

Lets keep the official game thread going.

[rondog79]

First score of the season?? Whats it going to be. ?

pay action 45 yards to johnson

[piusbovis]

You mean to tell me they got Johnson on the pay roll too? Damn aggies are gonna have a field day over this'un.

And by a field day I mean literally in a field, celebrating in the usual manner: sack races with the livestock. It's hard to get anywhere when all four of 'em are playin grab *** with the equines and bovines, but none of them seem to mind.

Oh yeah, Demarco Murray scored another touchdown, balancing the pigskin in a vertical twirling fashion on his helmet as he crossed the end zone. Harlem Globetrotter scouts in the audience are impressed, and cannot wait to tell everyone that they found their latest basketball player "on a football field! Great athleticism!"

[Blue]

I just started this to **** Olevet off. This is in no way the official game thread. Sorry.