All you drunk hillbilly's, get on!!!!

[Turd_Ferguson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-0YBr-6IxE

[r5TPsooner]

LOL, in.

[Turd_Ferguson]

I cooked one of the best pork tender loins I ever et this evening. Time to warsh it down and flush it out with some Natty:D

[tommieharris91]

Mannnn, I got some beer I just put in the fridge. I'll wait till my beer gets cold first.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Mannnn, I got some beer I just put in the fridge. I'll wait till my beer gets cold first.I'm Irish. Warm beer don't bother me:D

[Penguin]

Mannnn, I got some beer I just put in the fridge. I'll wait till my beer gets cold first.

Get a cooler, put ice, water, and salt in there. Your beer will be cold in 5 minutes. Learned that on Mythbusters. It works!

[Turd_Ferguson]

You got me to think'n about homemade ice cream now....mmmmmmm.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Natty in hand. Me be here.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Natty in hand. Me be here.Good jorb. Wonder where your Bro is...

[Flagstaffsooner]

Good jorb. Wonder where your Bro is...I'm looking for him in all the usual places.
http://www.depetro.com/uploadimages/drunks.jpg

[Turd_Ferguson]

I'm looking for him in all the usual places.
http://www.depetro.com/uploadimages/drunks.jpg

Hell, I think that's him in the background:D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Downtown Wister.

[Turd_Ferguson]

He's try'n to get here.:D

http://www.bumfightsdump.com/bum-fights/146/one-bum-drop-kicks-another-and-steals-his-bike.html

[King Crimson]

i lost a half pack of white corn tortillas somehow this afternoon. it's pissing me off mighty. i'm kinda depending on those for my chicken mole tacos after i've had a couple-three beers.

where the F are they? i've looked twice.

[Turd_Ferguson]

i lost a half pack of white corn tortillas somehow this afternoon. it's pissing me off mighty. i'm kinda depending on those for my chicken mole tacos after i've had a couple-three beers.

where the F are they? i've looked twice.Could it be a problem like this?:D

http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/lost-puppy.jpg

[Flagstaffsooner]

i lost a half pack of white corn tortillas somehow this afternoon. it's pissing me off mighty. i'm kinda depending on those for my chicken mole tacos after i've had a couple-three beers.

where the F are they? i've looked twice.Messicans broke into your house while you were passed out.;)

[Turd_Ferguson]

Messicans broke into your house while you were passed out.;)

http://x5c.xanga.com/c38c5260d9733170178572/z129085628.jpg

[King Crimson]

Messicans broke into your house while you were passed out.;)

naw, ain't like that. i got a lot of Mexican buddies and if they broke into my place they'd still be here drinking and making carnitas. i kinda wish that were the case.

losing stuff pisses me off. they are probably in the dishwasher or under my pillow or something.

[tommieharris91]

naw, ain't like that. i got a lot of Mexican buddies and if they broke into my place they'd still be here drinking and making carnitas. i kinda wish that were the case.

losing stuff pisses me off. they are probably in the dishwasher or under my pillow or something.

The Mexicans are in the dishwasher and under your pillow? :confused:

[King Crimson]

The Mexicans are in the dishwasher and under your pillow? :confused:

that's how they do. they are worse than commies or islamofascists.

[Turd_Ferguson]

that's how they do. they are worse than commies or islamofascists.NO. WAY.

[King Crimson]

these tortillas are just *gone*.

wtf?

[Flagstaffsooner]

these tortillas are just *gone*.

wtf?That happens around my house all of the time with Natty's.
I wake up and there are just a bunch of empties. I think the Natty Gnomes come into my house at night.:D

[King Crimson]

That happens around my house all of the time with Natty's.
I wake up and there are just a bunch of empties. I think the Natty Gnomes come into my house at night.:D

i'm willing to admit the extra-personal spawning tower of empties scenario when it applies and i had a couple-few beers this afternoon but even if. i live in a finite space. and the tortillas are not to be found.

i give up, officially.

[Turd_Ferguson]

That happens around my house all of the time with Natty's.
I wake up and there are just a bunch of empties. I think the Natty Gnomes come into my house at night.:DSame here. I also think on nights that I get real tore up, the Gnome p*isses in the corner of the bedroom:D

[Turd_Ferguson]

i give up, officially.So, unofficially there's a black op's thingy go'n on? You could call in NF1 for that job.:D

[King Crimson]

NO. WAY.

did you know: that commies, islamofascists and mexicans are all the same.

[StoopTroup]

What is a "Slamofascist"?

[Flagstaffsooner]

Same here. I also think on nights that I get real tore up, the Gnome p*isses in the corner of the bedroom:DI always blame that on the cats.

Hey, I'm missing a thing of tortillas too.

[Turd_Ferguson]

did you know: that commies, islamofascists and mexicans are all the same.like, duh...

[Flagstaffsooner]

We need to call Art Bell.

[Turd_Ferguson]

I got some large flour tortillas but I can't find any beans and cheese.

[King Crimson]

I always blame that on the cats.



nothing is more acidic, and weird bad than cat pee. they do pee in the corners, though. i used to live in this really nice pad, sweet view of the mountains. but when the temp and humidity hit right...the carpet in one corner of the living room was all about repeated cat pee.

it was awful.

[Turd_Ferguson]

We need to call Art Bell.Art's still alive?

[Turd_Ferguson]

nothing is more acidic, and weird bad than cat pee. they do pee in the corners, though. i used to live in this really nice pad, sweet view of the mountains. but when the temp and humidity hit right...the carpet in one corner of the living room was all about repeated cat pee.

it was awful.I don't think there is anything know to mankind that will remove the stank of cat pee.

[tommieharris91]

We need to call Art Bell.

Why not Barack? :pop:

[Tailwind]

I don't think there is anything know to mankind that will remove the stank of cat pee.
There is.

[King Crimson]

We need to call Art Bell.

Art's done. his show is George Nori or something.

same deal. i learned about the genetic fighting machines and climatological warfare machine the government is building the other summer ago.

and the repeated UFO story: George/Art, i was out walking the other night....

[Turd_Ferguson]

There is.Do tell.:pop:

[Tailwind]

Crap, I can't find the can or I'd tell you the name of it. I was shocked at how well it works.

[StoopTroup]

Is everyone naked?

[Flagstaffsooner]

But does it work on Turd Natty pee?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Crap, I can't find the can or I'd tell you the name of it. I was shocked at how well it works.

:confused:

http://www.scoe10x.com/scripts/Home3.11.jpg

[Flagstaffsooner]

Is everyone naked?
No its Autum here. I'm wearing pants again.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Is everyone naked?Wife just took this pic of me

http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/60/60641/folders/32250/989523FatManAtComputer.jpg

[Flagstaffsooner]

Wife just took this pic of me

http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/60/60641/folders/32250/989523FatManAtComputer.jpgThat reminds me... where is Olevet? I tried to call him. I hope he is not in the LeFlore county Hilton again.

[Turd_Ferguson]

That reminds me... where is Olevet? I tried to call him. I hope he is not in the LeFlore county Hilton again.I think he's been runn'n 24hrs a day for the last few days. He's prolly zonked out...or in the hawt tub:D

[Flagstaffsooner]

I think he's been runn'n 24hrs a day for the last few days. He's prolly zonked out...or in the hawt tub:DI bet he pees in there.

[tommieharris91]

Wife just took this pic of me

<big *** pic of your ***>

Did she serve you with papers too?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Did she serve you with papers too?Naw...she served me a Big Ed's giant cheeseburger told me she'd upped my life insurance to 1mil.

[StoopTroup]

Wife just took this pic of me

http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/60/60641/folders/32250/989523FatManAtComputer.jpg

Are you standing in that picture or is the chair hidden in your azz?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Are you standing in that picture or is the chair hidden in your azz?I'm setting on a Volkswagon.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Big Eds Burger, yummmmm

[tommieharris91]

Hey Flag, your really close to #15000. Just FYI.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Hey Flag, your really close to #15000. Just FYI.I'll just have to whap it thru on this thread.

[Turd_Ferguson]

I'll just have to whap it thru on this thread.All my Natty's are dirty. Gotta warsh'm all off.

[Tailwind]

But does it work on Turd Natty pee?
Sure, couldn't be worse than cat pee

[Tailwind]

:confused:

http://www.scoe10x.com/scripts/Home3.11.jpg
Nope, actually is some stuff I got at WallyWorld. Spray can.

[r5TPsooner]

anyone still sobre?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Sure, couldn't be worse than cat peeAuuu contraire, mon ami...:D

[Flagstaffsooner]

All my Natty's are dirty. Gotta warsh'm all off.What the hell did you do to get your Natty's dirty. Maybe I shouldnt ask.

[Tailwind]

Auuu contraire, mon ami...:D
Prolly would still work....I would hope.

[Flagstaffsooner]

anyone still sobre?You are obviously not talking to me.

[Tailwind]

How's yer street Flag?

[Flagstaffsooner]

How's yer street Flag?All fixed. Nice. BTW 15000.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/olenski2/Natural_Ice_Man.jpg

[StoopTroup]

I bet OV can drink a natty in < 9.69 secs.

That Jamacian dude wouldn't stand a chance.

[Turd_Ferguson]

All fixed. Nice. BTW 15000.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/olenski2/Natural_Ice_Man.jpg

CONGRATS!!

[Turd_Ferguson]

What the hell did you do to get your Natty's dirty. Maybe I shouldnt ask.I stuck a case in the back of the truck. Unbeknown'st to me, there was an tore open sack of concrick back there as well. The concrick blew all over the damn place, including all inside the case of Natty's.:mad:

[Tailwind]

All fixed. Nice. BTW 15000.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/olenski2/Natural_Ice_Man.jpg
Yay for you on both counts! All toast Flag!

[Flagstaffsooner]

How's yer street Flag?To My Street (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXh1UTNVgrE&feature=related)
For those of you that dont know, I live on Main St.

Thanks for the grats.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBGhHUtHmLQ&NR=1

[Tailwind]

Nice song

[Turd_Ferguson]

To My Street (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXh1UTNVgrE&feature=related)
For those of you that dont know, I live on Main St.

Thanks for the grats.Great tune, great band.

[Flagstaffsooner]

I stuck a case in the back of the truck. Unbeknown'st to me, there was an tore open sack of concrick back there as well. The concrick blew all over the damn place, including all inside the case of Natty's.:mad:Hard Rock Nattys. Sounds like History Channel series.

[tommieharris91]

I bet OV can drink a natty in < 9.69 secs.

That Jamacian dude wouldn't stand a chance.

I dunno. If that Jamaican dude went 100% the entire race, he'd be pretty close.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Yay for you on both counts! All toast Flag!Yup.
Im toasted

[Curly Bill]

I dunno. If that Jamaican dude went 100% the entire race, he'd be pretty close.

He might have been in the 9.5's...

...dude is a freak

[Tailwind]

Must be those 15,000 cans of Natty you put away. ;)

[Flagstaffsooner]

Must be those 15,000 cans of Natty you put away. ;)I should walk over and visit you. Iz gotz sidwalks now, not like Ellen St.:texan:

[Tailwind]

I should walk over and visit you. Iz gotz sidwalks now, not like Ellen St.:texan:
OOOOh, uptown now baby! You wanna come over, better make it quick, I gotta leave for work in 20 minutes. :(

[Flagstaffsooner]

Must be those 15,000,000 cans of Natty you put away. ;)fixed

[Tailwind]

fixed
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

OOOOh, uptown now baby! You wanna come over, better make it quick, I gotta leave for work in 20 minutes. :(Bummer, I'll call you later.

[Tailwind]

Cool. My GM has promised me that this saturday gig is not permanent. The new FOM is a prick.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Cool. My GM has promised me that this saturday gig is not permanent. The new FOM is a prick.Most FOMs are. Is that ugly obnoxious biach still there?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Most FOMs are. Is that ugly obnoxious biach still there?I thought my MIL quit:confused:

[Flagstaffsooner]

I thought my MIL quit:confused:You would love your MIL if you knew this piece of crap.

[Tailwind]

Most FOMs are. Is that ugly obnoxious biach still there?

un fortunately. But her fatassed moron son is gone.

[Tailwind]

You would love your MIL if you knew this piece of crap.

No **** dude!

[Tailwind]

Well, I gotta go. Happy hoisting fellas.

[Flagstaffsooner]

No **** dude!Couldnt remember name. Now I got it, Jaquie Cooke. What a turd.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Couldnt remember name. Now I got it, Jaquie Cooke. What a turd.:(

[Flagstaffsooner]

:(Is that yout MIL?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Is that yout MIL?Why she gotta be a Turd:(
















:D

[Flagstaffsooner]

She has a son who is a hermaphrodite.

[Turd_Ferguson]

She has a son who is a hermaphrodite.Oh, well thats cool then.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Oh, well thats weird then.
fixed

[Turd_Ferguson]

She has a son who is a hermaphrodite.Also, I think Intersex is the correct pc term now:pop:

[Flagstaffsooner]

Also, I think Intersex is the correct pc term now:pop:Sorry didnt know. Is that where you can stick your thingy in your own thing?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Sorry didnt know. Is that where you can stick your thingy in your own thing?Heh. Some of us can do that anyway.:hot:

[tommieharris91]

Sorry didnt know. Is that where you can stick your thingy in your own thing?

I thought those were the people that didn't have thingys or things? :confused:

[Turd_Ferguson]

I thought those were the people that didn't have thingys or things? :confused:I thought it was people with a thingy and a thing.:confused:

[Flagstaffsooner]

Im old, I dont understand that stuff.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Im old, I dont understand that stuff.I'm kinda old and I'm get'n where I can't see very well.

[tommieharris91]

I'm young, and I don't understand that stuff.

[Flagstaffsooner]

I'm kinda old and I'm get'n where I can't see very well.Driving on Shartel between NW 50th and NW 36 Sts.
http://www.edmunds.com/media/ownership/driving/seniors.intersections.danger.zone/elderly.man.driving.500.jpg